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Snyder Case Update: Witness Interview #0125

September 28, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

Concerning the murder of junior Ben Snyder, we have identified a witness account from a janitor on the site at the time of the murder. Detective Jenkins, one of our best, met with this witness for a brief interview.

 

https://www.thebirdonfire.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/MM-2-Witness-Account-janitor.m4a

 

Interview with PVS Nighttime Janitor, 27 September 2017

 

If you have information regarding Case #4501, leave it in the Comment Section! Work with your fellow students to see who did the dastardly deed to Ben.

 

Information verified by Prosecutor Charles Schnell

 

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Comments

  1. Ms. Steinman says

    September 28, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    Has anyone verified the identity of the janitor? Looks shady to me!

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  2. Mr. Griffin says

    September 28, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Over a week ago I left word that I had information pertaining to this case. No one bothered to get a hold of me. I smell something fishy. A cover-up.

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  3. LUKE LANGLOIS says

    September 29, 2017 at 2:14 am

    INSIDE JOB: Here’s my PROOF

    Ben found dead at 10:42 due to “indirect means”

    Janitor’s shift ends at 11:00. NOTE that janitors have keys to everywhere in the school.

    Any normal detective would have been ALL OVER this “janitor” but this detective was very easygoing on someone who could be a clear suspect.

    Not only that, but WHY was Ben even on Campus so late? + Why’d nobody bother to hide the body especially on school ground?

    Whoever killed him left the body there on purpose. This is either a very sloppy murder by a bored janitor, a frame job, OR WORSE! I PERSONALLY THINK that this is a ploy by the Palm Valley administration to get more people in the aftercare system.

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  4. Ken Sarkis says

    September 29, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Your witness is suspect. The earthy natural appearance of hairstyle, the disregard for fashionable attire, and the deliberate disavowal of decorative jewelry on fingers and hands indicates an obvious contempt for frivolous body decoration. Given the deceased Ben Snyder’s rebellious proclivity for flamboyant body tatoos, and expensive ghetto bling, i would say your “witness” must be considered a “suspect”.

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