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UPDATE ON CASE #4501: Loss of Witness

October 18, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

Report submitted by Detectives Shelby Armor & Claire Jenkins

Jackson Dean, witness to the infamous perpetrator letter drop, was found deceased yesterday. Freshman Makena Behnke reported the incident to Captain Peter Kadel of the PVS Police Department. A full autopsy report is being worked up to examine the cause of death, but there are no signs of struggle. Dean was found with his textbooks, backpack, and his leftover lunch in the student lounge. The contents included a bag of chips and a half-eaten apple. This is the second incident on the Palm Valley campus–the investigation into the demise of Ben Snyder is ongoing. Detectives Jenkins and Armor are still investigating the motive and the facts of both events. Write a comment if you have any tips or have seen anything regarding the case of Snyder and now Dean.

 

*Disclaimer: This series is a Work of Fiction. No students have been harmed in the making of this story.

 

 

Filed Under: Mystery Tagged With: Case #4501, What about them apples?, Where's Ben?, Where's Jackson?

Comments

  1. LUKE LANGLOIS says

    October 18, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    I agree with the killer. Save the apples.

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  2. Marianne Capetz says

    October 19, 2017 at 2:00 am

    The other day I saw Caroline threatening Jackson so I listened to the conversation and heard Caroline mention an apple. This could be related to the note where the apple was mentioned and Jackson had an apple for lunch.

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    • PVS POLICE AGENT says

      October 19, 2017 at 8:16 pm

      Thank-you Marianne, you have brought light to this investigation we’ll look into this immediately.

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  3. Sydney Scheck says

    November 1, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    I was looking around school for my missing textbook on Wednesday and I saw Caroline coming out of the closet by Ms. Mckee’s room. I didn’t know what to make of it. She was carrying a half-eaten apple and three white table cloths. I don’t know if you want to get on that, but Jake Mule was there waiting for her. They just took the stuff and ran. And I know that’s not allowed. Aren’t Caroline and Jake suspects? They looked pretty shady to me.

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