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What to Wear for Halloween, as Dictated by the Stars

October 20, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Spooky season is here, and blogger Jesse has the perfect costume for you! See below to find just the right Halloween get-up for your astrological sign. — Editor Roman Rickwood

By Jessica Denyer, Amateur Astrologer

Welcome back!

Halloween is approaching fast and picking a costume can seem difficult. There are so many different ones to choose from. Well, you’re in luck! I’m going to tell you what costume you should wear for Halloween based on your zodiac sign (keep in mind I totally will be stereotyping). 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Killer Clown

A killer clown is the perfect costume for Aries. Aries are goofy and fun but still have a temper. Get creative with the makeup, but don’t go overboard… I know you want to.  

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Fairy/Dragon

Taurus love to be one with nature, enjoying the simplicities of life. A beautiful fairy is the perfect costume for the Taurus. And, if dainty fairies aren’t cool enough for you, then dress as a dragon to get all of your pent up anger out.

Medusa costume

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

Medusa/Jason

Allow your two faces to make a debut this Halloween–just kidding, love you guys. But seriously, free yourself this year, and allow your big personalities to take the spotlight. Medusa is great if you’re feeling like looking sassy and hot this Halloween, and Jason from the Friday the 13th series is great for a more “subdued” look.

Cancer (June 21- July 22)

Mermaid/Merman

As the first water sign of the zodiac, it’s only fair that Cancers should dress as the gods and goddesses and mythological creatures of the sea. And, if they cry in their costumes, the water can just be part of the look. 

Leo (July 23- August 22)

Any Celebrity

We all know Leos love to be the center of attention, and what better way to achieve that on Halloween than to dress up as a celebrity. Leos, get ready to hit the red carpet and get all the attention you want and need. Be Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye “Ye” West, or Doja Cat.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Political Costume

There’s only one thing Virgos love more than randomly organizing things and that is arguing with people. So what better costume for them to wear than a controversial political costume? Get a Nixon face, a Reagan haircut, a Hilary pantsuit.

Libra (September 23- October 22)

Ghostbuster

There, I made the decision for you so you won’t lose sleep over it. Libras love justice, so what better costume for a Libra than the bringers of ghostly justice, the Ghostbusters!

Scorpio (October 23- November 21)

The Devil

Everyone knows that one Scorpio friend that loves being the devil on your shoulder. To truly get in the manipulative spirit this Halloween, I think the devil would be the ideal costume for Scorpio. 

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

Any Superhero 

The Sagittarius loves to fix people, and what better way for the Sagittarius to save the day than to dress as a superhero for Halloween? Try out Spiderman, Iron Man, Wonder Woman. 

Superhero costume found at spirithalloween.com

Capricorn (December 22- January 19)

A bat

Capricorns love being social but enjoy their quiet time alone just as much. In this costume, Capricorns can flutter around as much as they like but revert back to their introverted selves just as fast. 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

A witch

Aquarians love nothing more than to sip their witches brew and watch the world burn. If they could cast spells they definitely would.

Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Any Food 

Pisces love nothing more than a good laugh, and everybody knows the funniest Halloween costumes are the food ones. Pickle, hamburger, you name it. 

Food-inspired costumes at delish.com

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Comments

  1. Leo Milmet says

    November 17, 2021 at 4:33 am

    For the umpteenth year in a row, I was Leo Daniel Milmet for Halloween! Sorry to disappoint but I was not a witch. Believe it or not I’m not the watch-the-world-burn type.

    Former student and current Aquarius Elizabeth Shay has plenty of experience as a Witch, though.

    Shoutout to anyone who remembers what I’m even talking about (hint: it involves a certain middle school play produced in 2017).

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