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Case #4501 Update

October 13, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

Evidence submitted by Detectives Shelby Armor and Claire Jenkins

 

Wednesday afternoon Captain Peter Kadel of the PVS Police Department was left a letter in his squad car. Here is what was found.

 

CASE 4501: UPDATE Photos 1+2 — Contents of letter. Non-recognizable handwriting. Odd apple reference.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photo 3 — Envelope containing letter. No marks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Photos 4-6 — Detective Claire Jenkins examining the letter for any traces of fingerprints or other evidence.

Evidence reviewed by Superintendent A.J. Patencio

Filed Under: Mystery Tagged With: Evidence, mysterious letter

Poetry Responds . . .

October 12, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Guest Poet Blogger Jackson Dean contributes this week.

 

That Sunday

 

That Sunday was the first day of someone’s life,

And they will not understand the hate of the world for some time;

That Sunday was the first steps for someone,

who proudly galloped across the living room floor;

That Sunday was the marriage of many someones,

And their love for each other was unbelievably grand;

That Sunday was happiness for someone,

as they read a book on their porch;

That Sunday was joy for someone,

when that math problem was finally understood;

That Sunday was the first day of college for someone,

As they began a new life in a new place;

That Sunday was with friends for someone,

Laughing and reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”;

That Sunday was a breakup for someone,

And they never felt such sadness before;  

That Sunday was falling in love for the very first time for someone,

And they knew it would last;

That Sunday was a drive for someone,

Just taking in the sights of their town;

That Sunday was church for someone,

Meeting up with church friends and enjoying the company;

That Sunday was family time for someone,

As they all sat around to watch Football;

…

That Sunday was the worst day for someone,

When the shots kept coming;

That Sunday was when “Missed Call” was displayed on the phone of someone,

And people prayed their loved ones were okay;

That Sunday, no call was returned for someone,

Because they weren’t okay;

That Sunday was devastating for someone,

As they lost their friend in the crowd and have yet to hear from them;

That Sunday, Monday, and all the days to come will be mourning for someone,

Because of the news they received;

That Sunday was, is, and always will be a nightmare for someone,

For the image of them running for what seemed like hours was branded into their skull;

That Sunday, people cared for someone,

As they lay on top of strangers to hide them from what was the end for many;

That Sunday, people were there for someone,

As strangers carried strangers to hospitals;

…

That Sunday, life passed on for someone,

And they were innocent;

That Sunday, life passed on for someone,

And they were loved ones;

That Sunday, life passed on for someone,

And they will not be forgotten.

Editor: Peter Kadel

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: respond, That Sunday

The Singing Bone–A Fairy Tale Re-Telling

October 11, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

WARNING: As in Grimm’s, the following fairy tale may contain violence; proceed at your own risk.

Graphic design also by Harlow Berny

Retold by Harlow Berny

Centuries ago, in a long forgotten kingdom, there was a horrendous monster that took the shape of a wild boar. It terrorized the fields and livestock of the kingdom before it moved on to tear the humans apart with its blood-stained tusks. The royal family had offered a small reward for any word of the beast, but as it destroyed more and more, and fewer and fewer bounty hunters returned from their attempts to kill it, they raised the reward to entice the people willing to risk the encounter. From the words of the few people who returned, the savage boar had bloody bone where a face would be, and sounds of the countless people it had killed could be heard screaming when it opened its maw, and the stench of brimstone was present whenever it was near. After the rumors spread of the beast’s nature, after the recent passing of the king of the lands, the queen had to raise the reward. She offered her only son to the person–be they man or woman–who presented the boar’s carcass to her.

In this forgotten kingdom, there were two brothers who had decided to try to kill the boar and marry the prince. The older was crafty, shrewd, and full of pride, and only wanted to kill to show his power and to marry the prince to have that power and the wealth that comes with it. The younger was innocent, simple, and pure hearted. He wanted to kill the boar to stop its violence, to avenge those it killed, and to marry the prince so his family might live in comfy quarters. When the brothers declared to the queen that they would be attempting to rid the lands of the foul beast, she gave them this advice:

If you wish to kill the beast, I believe you should take advantage of your partnership and enter the forest from opposite sides to infix the boar between you.

The brothers took the queen’s advice, and the elder entered from the west while the younger took the east. When the younger had walked a short distance into the forest, he was met by a small man, not unlike a troll, who held a black spear in his hands. He told the boy that since his heart was pure and good, he could wield the spear against the boar without risking his life, for the spear would protect his soul from the demon inside the boar’s skin. The brother thanked the troll and went bravely into the depths of the forest, knowing he would survive his encounter with the boar.

Not long after, the younger brother could smell the brimstone and heard the boar breathing like a furnace to his left. Instantly, the brother turned and pointed the spear toward the beast. When the boar ran toward him screaming like thousands of men, it ran straight into the spear and impaled itself on the black point. The boy took the boar on his back and headed west to meet with his older brother.

When the younger brother came out the other side of the forest, he saw a small house filled with the sounds of laughter, dancing, and the smells of alcohol. When he walked in, he could not immediately see his brother, but his brother could see him, along with the boar on his back. The older brother called the younger over and gave him wine while listening to the story of how the boar was slain with the black spear. When the brothers left in the evening, the elder had the younger walk in front of him, and once they were over a bridge of a dry riverbed, the elder grabbed the spear and struck the younger through the heart and pushed him over the railing. The elder’s hand was burned by the spear because of his tainted heart, but all he needed was the boar. He sloppily buried the younger brother under the bridge along with the spear, then took the boar on his back. Once he returned to the queen and convinced her that he slew the beast after it slew his brother, he was married to the prince.

It was only five years later that a shepherd was moving his herd across the old bridge and saw a little bone sticking out of the dirt. He needed a new mouthpiece for his horn, so he whittled it down and put it in. When he blew through the horn, however, he was amazed that it sang of its own accord.

Ah, friend thou blowest upon my bone.

A heart of love was what to be won.

In the ground my brother made me sown,

and took for his husband the queen’s young son.

What a wonderful horn! Thought the shepherd, It sings all on its own! Surely the queen would want to see it. He hurried to her castle and again blew it for her, and she understood it well. She had the grounds dug where the bone was found. A skeleton with a large, black spear was found; and when she confronted her son-in-law, he could not deny his heinous crime. The wicked brother was sewn in a bag and thrown in a lake to drown, while his brother’s skeleton was laid in a large tomb. The red-haired queen placed the spear on top of the tomb with her pure, cleansed, metal hands.

 

Editor: Shelby Armor

Filed Under: Fairy Tales Tagged With: Grimm's

5-word sentences

October 11, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Brennan Nick

This sentence has five words.

This also has five words.

Five word sentences are fun.

They can be interesting, too.

Here is a short story.

There once was a boy.

This boy was drinking milk.

He was also eating lunch.

His day was going well.

But, tragedy struck right then.

He moved his hand carelessly.

This motion spilled his milk.

He then cried and cried.

His mother heard the crying.

She rushed to help him.

She thought it was serious.

Reality was far from that.

She simply cleaned the milk.

She got him more milk.

Thankfully, the crisis was averted.

Five-word sentences are fun.

They can be interesting, too.

However, they are very simple.

When strung together it’s tiresome.

When in abundance, they’re monotonous.

They lack the needed details.

They lack the needed variety.

Five word sentences are not fun.

 

Editors: Claire Jenkins & Peter Kadel

 

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: Brennamic Pentameter, line length

Colleges Come to You

October 5, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Brennan Nick, Man on the College Scene

 

Recently representatives from Santa Clara University, New York University (NYU), the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, and Clark University came to talk to us about university life. These are some of the first college visits of the year, and we are gearing up for more. I’m here to help you guys prepare for the colleges/universities that will be visiting here in the near future.

 

Today, two colleges come to PVS. Several PVS Firebirds turn Trojan in their collegiate years. So, of course, we welcome the University of Southern California (USC) on campus. Students meet the USC rep in the College Counseling office at lunch, and, during 8th period, the University of Redlands will visit. 

USC is a college that is closer to home and is arguably one of the most athletic focussed colleges on the list along with a bit of everything else, notably business and media. University of Redlands, also holds PVS alums. U Redlands has closer ties with liberal arts. Its red-bricked walls sit on green lawns only an hour’s drive away.

 

Next week, on Tuesday, October 10, you can talk with the people from Johnson & Wales University during Period 7. With an acceptance rate of 81.2% you would want to go to Johnson & Wales University for business, but it also has focal points in the culinary arts, education, hospitality, and engineering.

 

Then, on Wednesday, October 11, the day after Johnson & Wales University, we will have the pleasure of seeing representatives from California State Polytechnic University, Pomona (Cal Poly Pomona), during Period 8. Cal Poly has an acceptance rate of 39.3% and is renowned for its education in engineering and technology.

On Thursday, October 12, the University of San Diego visits during 7th period. USD celebrates being one of the best business schools worldwide and one of the best basketball programs in the country. It has an acceptance rate of 52%.

 

Also on October 12, we welcome the University of Oregon–the Fighting Ducks. U of O will be here at 2:30. This Oregon public university averages 78% acceptance rate, $33,000 for out-of-state students, and over 300 undergraduate degrees.

 

Don’t miss on the 12th the Coachella Valley Regional College Fair at the Agua Caliente Casino Resort & Spa, 5:00-8:00 p.m.

 

On Friday the 13th, come visit with Syracuse University (home now to PVS alumni Michael Ma and Nick Tsikilivich). Syracuse of New York will be on campus at 8:30 a.m. Syracuse averages a 48% acceptance rate, specializes in architecture, business administration, communications, and engineering, and they call themselves the Orange Men and Women.

 

Later, on Friday the 13th, Laguna College of Art & Design will visit with those planning study in the arts. LCAD is here at 12:25 p.m. Seton Hall of New Jersey also visits on October 13th, 12:25.

 

Upcoming college-rep visits include Iowa’s Luther College on Friday, October 20th, at 8:30 a.m., Unity College on the 20th at 1:50 p.m., the University of Michigan on October 25th at 1:50 p.m., the Ringling College of Art & Design on October 26th at 12:25, and LA’s Occidental College on November 7th at 11:40 a.m.

College rep visits present a great opportunity to talk to people from colleges and universities, and I greatly encourage everyone to at least take a look.

Filed Under: School Events Tagged With: college, college visits

utopia

October 5, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Makena Behnke

i live in a world where girls stand hand in hand

not judging each other by race or ethnicity

each supportive of the others’ dreams

we teach each other kindness and compassion ~and sometimes makeup tips~

we don’t tear each other down or shame

we don’t mind if you have lip fillers or crooked butt implants

we accept each other for who we are

we share clothes and funny stories

we don’t mind if you put on a little weight or lose some

as long as you’re healthy and happy, we’re happy

–unfortunately not everyone lives in this world, and what kills me is that there’s not much i can do about it right now.

Editor: Brennan Nick

Filed Under: Poetry

Sellout

October 5, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Guest Writer and Music Enthusiast Holden Hartle*

 

What is a sellout? This is a word thrown around quite often in the music world. If an artist or band changes their style of music, they are immediately labelled a sellout. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, and Weezer have often received the insult. Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer, even wrote a song about being a sellout entitled “Back to the Shack” (great song, highly recommended). But that can’t be right. What if an artist wants to change their style simply because their interests have changed? According to most people in the Youtube comments, fans don’t care whatsoever.

In the music world, a sellout is attributed to someone who changes their style of music, for the purpose of making more money. Taylor Swift is a prime example of this. I realize I am making some very unpopular claims, but just stay with me. Taylor Swift started off as the sweet, innocent country girl, who wrote songs with her acoustic guitar and sang like an angel. Songs like “Our Song,” “Mean,” and “Sparks Fly” got into the heart of every twelve-year-old girl in America. But then she made a huge change. In October of 2012, Taylor Swift released the album Red. This album hinted at a change to pop music, with songs like “I Knew You Were Trouble,” “22,” and “We Are Never Getting Back Together.” Then in 2014, Taylor Swift finally announced that she made the switch to pop with her album 1989, featuring songs like “Blank Space,” “Bad Blood,” and “Shake It Off.” Now she has an album set to release on November 10, 2017, entitled Reputation, featuring “… Ready For It,” and “Look What You Made Me Do.”

So, down to the real question, why? Why would she make this sort of change? Well, in every interview I could find on her (which is way more than I wanted to watch), she doesn’t really answer the question. She always finds some way to swerve around the question. This leads us to assume that she did it solely for the money. She saw the money she could make doing pop, and the dollar bill signs started flashing in her eyes. If you compare the sales of 1989 and all of her other albums, 1989 crushes any other album by a staggering 3,000,000 total albums.

So, in essence, this is what the music community calls a “sellout.” It is an insult that means you dropped the sound of your roots in order to make more money. The problem with this insult is that it applies to too many bands who do not deserve it. Who do you think is a sellout?

 

Editor: A.J. Patencio

*The above is the sole opinion of Guest Writer Holden Hartle and does not represent the views of thebirdonfire.org editorial board (in other words, Claire disagrees).

Filed Under: Review Tagged With: sellout, Taylor Swift

Some Weird Haiku’s from Charles

October 3, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

By Charles Schnell

 

It’s Funny

It is funny how

We can be so similar

And not realize it.

 

Freedom

Freedom is what we

Yearn, Search, and Fight for, but we

Can’t find it alone.

 

Not What You Wished For

This is not what you

Wished for, but it’s what you got;

Thus it’s meant for you.

 

Excitement

I sit atop the

Mountain, and the world is vast,

Holding all futures.

 

Conflict

Stop the fighting; Stop!

The world is pretty, and nature

Is calling for peace.

 

These Rules

These rules, these rules, These

Rules cannot break us; we will

Stand and live and win.

 

Life Goes On

Sometimes, the world stops.

We feel we don’t know a thing,

But, we keep going.

 

Temporary

Everything in this

World is not everlasting;

Your pain will end soon.

 

Yugen

An awareness of

The universe too deep for

Words; I love Yugen.

 

No Sense

These poems do not

Make any sense, but, who knew

I would like haikus?

 

Editor: Peter Kadel

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: haiku

Suspect List for Case File #4501

October 2, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

Compiled by Detectives Armor and Jenkins

 

Processed by Officer Nick and Prosecutor Schnell

Filed Under: Mystery Tagged With: fishy, suspects

Dear Music,

September 29, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Renée Vazquez A.

 

Even when you’re falling apart,

you comfort me.

When you’re writhing in anger,

you calm me.

When angst gets in my way,

you support me.

You’re with me always.

When I feel alone,

tell me you are with me, always.

You take my breath away.

You make me smile so much I cry.

You make me cry so much I smile.

I will always need you.

Humanity will always need you.

Editor Charles Schnell

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: music

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