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Green Is My Hope

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“You are the April of this world”

——Lin Huiyin（Phyllis）

Lin Huiyin

By Quintus Ni

This winter is a bit long, and the depressed mood is always with me. I still hope that spring will come soon; green is my hope.

Spring is neither the flower or the plant nor the willow bank or butterfly. It is spring if you have a green heart.

In late autumn, when I see a new bud in the heap of dead leaves, I feel that it is also spring. In the early winter, the white snow cannot block a clump of the green; that is the heart of spring. Spring is not just the season. It grows in everyone’s heart.

Even if the grass is growing, the butterflies flying, or the flowers blooming, even if the rain drips on the rose, or if the pears cover the hills, a gloomy mood can always suppress the warm spring sunshine.

Open the curtain that you have covered for a long time, and see the flying bird. That is spring. Outside, the unkept child is sitting on the car with their eldest brother; his smile is also spring. In the street, you see the little girl in the arms of a boy dressed in soft clothes; her shyness is spring. When the white-haired couple helps each other across the road, it is spring.

Finding that mood is a window towards spring. Let the warm sunshine drive you away from the winter haze. Your smile is the scene of spring. You are the spring of the world. “You’re the blooming flowers over the trees; You’re a swallow twittering between the beams. Full of love, full of warm hope. You are the April of this world…”— Lin Huiying (Phyllis)

Green Editor: Luke Langlois

Part 3 of The Story

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By Doreen Yuan

A Review of the Urban-Legend storytelling rules:

1. The comment section is part of the story. All comments are ordered by the number.

2. Comments that include a >> and a number (ex: >>1) are replies to the comment with that number.

3. Anonymous users in the comment section are part of the story. There are multiple anonymous accounts.

4. The main characters named No Longer Human and Curry are part of the story in the comments.

5. Readers can leave messages in the comment section but should not intentionally destroy or try to confuse the coherence of the story.

6. Readers can respond to any anonymous character interaction in the comment section–that response may change and contribute to the story.

7. Do not use inappropriate language.

8. The roles and anonymity in the comment section are created by the primary story author himself.

9. The time of all messages is based on the time of writing.

10. Have fun, and enjoy.

*This is a continuing story. The last installment was posted November 14, 2019. The story is told through the “Comments” section. Read them carefully.

Art Editor: Chelsea

Part 2 of The Story

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By Doreen Yuan

A Review of the Urban-Legend storytelling rules:

1. The comment section is part of the story. All comments are ordered by the number.

2. Comments that include a >> and a number (ex: >>1) are replies to the comment with that number.

3. Anonymous users in the comment section are part of the story. There are multiple anonymous accounts.

4. The main characters named No Longer Human and Curry are part of the story in the comments.

5. Readers can leave messages in the comment section but should not intentionally destroy or try to confuse the coherence of the story.

6. Readers can respond to any anonymous character interaction in the comment section–that response may change and contribute to the story.

7. Do not use inappropriate language.

8. The roles and anonymity in the comment section are created by the primary story author himself.

9. The time of all messages is based on the time of writing.

10. Have fun, and enjoy it.

Continued from Part I, posted on October 3 . . . . Note: The story is in the comments. Read them all.

Editor: James Zheng

Qixi: In the Mood for Love

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By Quintus Ni

Quintus addresses Katelin’s theme of “Seasonal Holidays” with the mythological story of the Weaving Maiden and the Cowherd, celebrated in early fall in China during the Qixi Festival.

The weather turns colder and colder in the north. On such cool days, the Qixi Festival comes as expected, which arouses my deeper lovesickness for you, especially for your tranquil and calm temperament. At the moment, I wonder whether you in the distance are reading the love poem I wrote.

Time goes by, slips from our fingertips bit by bit and soon disappears in the long river of years. Our mixed feelings of happiness and sorrow are swept away by the stream of time.

Despite the change of seasons, yesterday is still fresh in my mind. The charming ardor in the air of August is full of the sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance you left. The lonely attic and the closed wooden window couldn’t lock the deep melancholy expressed in my teary eyes.

 In the cool season, a rush of grief and bitterness suddenly runs through me. The wild wind blows away all the warmth and tenderness that once existed.

As the withered branches decay, the fleeting time heals everything. Still, the special feeling for you in the depth of my heart remains. Inadvertently, many memories of the past are gone without a trace. On this particular day, the Qixi Festival, I miss you again. There is the softest part in my heart. I feel anew the unfading deep love for you.

Sometimes I’m beset by negative emotions when I cannot see you. I cry into the air with open arms and ask how I can forget you. The deeper love sickness is, the greater pain is. I miss you so much that I’m overwhelmed by grief.

The Qixi Festival walks towards us at a lotus-like pace, waving her colorful sleeves. Skimming over the clear and refreshing waves, she twists her slender waist and swings a flower fan with her slightly parted red lips as if to tell me an ancient love story.

Listen to me, Qixi is a story happening three thousand years ago. Turning from sadness to happiness and joy to sorrow, I get to know the love of never betraying and understand lovers’ mutual attachment. On this day, wounds caused by the hopeless waiting of couples are cured. On the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, I would also like to have you in my arms.

Our Qixi Festival comes in this way. As I stare at the crescent moon which sheds light on the windows, I become more lovesick for you. Today, let’s leave behind all the sadness and bitterness and quietly feel the love of our inner hearts. On this occasion, I recall that one of the greatest poets Bai Juyi once said, “Love and hatred for each other are poured out … for all on that night.”

As for the romantic entanglement in the world, I will simply interpret it as love, hatred, relationship and animosity. It’s known to all that love is untouchable. When in love, I only want to experience a strong sense of happiness so that wonderful memories can be recalled in our twilight years. The only thing I want to tell you is that the pleasant emotional experience you have brought me is a warm one that drives away my innermost loneliness along the long, hard journey. Therefore, my gratitude for you is the purest and the most genuine. Hatred is also untouchable, which only causes distress after the initial passion fades. The kisses you have given me are a double-edged sword which hurts when we are separate. Although situations vary from time to time, the pains caused by a love relationship are indelible, only known by people who have experienced it.

Relationships are painstakingly pursued by passionate men and women. Even with their hearts broken and bleeding, they are willing to seek after the invisible sweetness and the ineffable happiness. What you inspire me to imagine is the elegance and free spirit you show on the journey full of ups and downs. And animosity is just a sentiment vanishing in the air.

But between us, there is only mutual concern and understanding. At this moment, the appreciation of love enables us to cherish each other.

In this golden season full of chrysanthemums, I’d like to sing a melodious love song for you. My enthusiastic sound of singing will float away from my lonely roof and fly into the branch of August like a nightingale, and then fall into the Qixi pond where we can play and sing together in the water. Listen, the song arouses waves of spray, flying up high to the open sky. Surrounded by the beautiful song, we heartily release ourselves, free and unfettered.

In clouds and mists, you’re the Weaving Maid in legend, and I’m the Cowherd. Tonight, the star-studded Milky Way outshines a myriad of twinkling lights. Let us drink dew in the rosy clouds. Our union is so blessed that flowers bloom. 

Each year, when the chrysanthemums are in bloom, my garden will be filled with bursts of fragrance. In the rosy clouds, accompanied by the enchanting sound of flutes, we chase after each other and dance trippingly, jointly composing a new chapter of incomparable romance and innocence!

Want to know more about the story of the Weaving Maid and the Cowherd? 

https://gbtimes.com/qixi-festival-and-story-chinese-valentines-day

Seasonal Holidays Editor: Katelin Mei

The Christmas Truce

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By Chelsea

Almost 104 years ago, during WWI, a truce between the British and German army will forever go down in history as one of the most heartwarming things that humanity has done.

It all started on December 25th when the troops from both sides had ceased fire temporarily due to the nice weather that they rarely got. The tensions were still strong between both troops on the front lines at that point. But later that day, the watchmen of the Scots Guard on the British parapets spotted German troops putting up tannenbaum on their trench parapets. At first, they suspected an attack, but then they heard the Germans singing. Their voices wafted across the no-man’s land, “Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht.” The original Austrian version of “Silent Night.” The British, sensing they were being challenged, and under the order of Lieutenant Sir Edward Hulse, also started singing their own carol. Both sides started off as a competition but soon merged into a harmony. The men began to shout Christmas greetings across the line, and after a while, the Germans made the first move. They promised the English they would not shoot if the English did not return fire. This was shouted from the other side of the trench. Some were even brave enough to walk onto the no-man’s land while waving newspapers to the other side. These actions were extremely dangerous, and not all sections of the British trench gave those unarmed German soldiers a warm greeting. But most of the sectors remained at ceasefire. The next day, when the British troops looked across the no-man’s land, to their shock, they saw the Germans walking across their parapets. And by that gesture of trust, the Germans lured more and more British out of their lair. Soon enough, the two sides buried their dead in common graves, exchanged gifts, gave haircuts, and even played Kickabouts together! In one sector; a group of highlanders challenged a Saxon regiment who burst out laughing whenever a kilt flew up during play. 

This was the situation that the Field Marshal of the French had feared. Commanders dispatched senior officers to threaten disciplinary actions. The soldiers had no choice but to resume the war; some sectors had their officers from both sides salute and fire revolvers into the air, signaling the end of the ceasefire. A few sectors even carried out their ceasefire until the 30th, nearly to New Year’s Eve.

This kind of ceasefire was never to be seen again, even though many men in December of 1915 tried to do the same but ended up failing and getting court-martialed.

The spirit of that truce in 1914 was unique; it was one of the rare moments in a war where people believed that humanity was better than the hellfire of the fighting. To this day, “the truce” serves as a reminder that we can still find the brightest sparks during our darkest moments.

Seasons Editor: Katelin Mei

The Science of Cats

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By Katelin Mei

Katelin shares cat facts with us in honor of James’s Science Theme and NATIONAL CAT DAY, celebrated October 29.

Cats are animals that have been around for a very long time. There has been evidence that cats have been around as long as 9,500 years (7,500 BCE). Some people classify themselves as either cat lover or dog lover. I’m sure this information will make cats seem pretty amazing to you. Let’s start with the basic info.

Cats are animals that have pointy flexible ears, a long flexible tail, and a flexible body. They have sharp teeth, perfect for catching and killing small rodents and small birds. The scientific name for cats is felis catus. Contrary to the legend, cats can’t land on their feet every time. The reason some cats do land on their feet is because they use their tail to balance and twist their body in midair. No cats should be classified as evil, cuddly, or aggressive because of their color.

I know I said that no cat should be categorized based on their color, but there is one thing you need to know. Some all-white cats with blue eyes suffer deafness. The deafness is caused by degeneration in the inner ear and is associated with blue irises. With all-white cats that have mixed eyes, the deafness is found on the blue eye side. However, that is the only thing you should judge cats based on their color.

Cats can jump pretty high. Young, healthy, average-sized cats can jump about six times their length or over eight feet in a single leap, thanks to powerful muscles in their hind legs. Cats use their tail for balance, when they jump up and down, or fall. This is how cats land on their feet. It’s no wonder table and counter tops are a breeze for most cats to jump on.

Cats are extremely heavy sleepers. Their average sleep schedule is 12-16 hours of sleep a day, and some cats sleep up to 20 hours a day. That is a crazy amount of sleep. The reason for the large hours of sleep is that cats are nocturnal. This means they are most active between dusk and dawn. Cats will sleep during the day and become active around twilight. After breakfast, you’ll find that your cat wants to wind down, instead of playing with you. Don’t worry. After dinner, you’ll be able to play with your cat.

Science Editor: James Zheng

Cyan and Magenta? Why?

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By Katelin Mei

We are all familiar with these colours.

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Red, blue, and yellow are the 3 primary colours, right? Well, it is not really wrong, but it isn’t 100% right either, and here is why.

The 3 primary colours that you will normally see on a paint wheel, or the ones you were first taught in elementary school, are probably red, blue, and yellow. However, the primary colours have been redefined.

A primary colour is defined as a colour from which all other colours can be obtained through mixing and cannot be created by mixing other colours. This means that red and blue are not primary colours, right?

Well, the primary colours of ink are considered to be magenta, yellow, and cyan which is why, if you buy ink for a printer, the colours provided will usually be magenta, yellow, and cyan. The colour red can be made by mixing yellow and magenta together, and the colour cyan is lighter and produces clearer colours than traditional blue, which is a very dark shade of blue.

But what happens when you mix blue and yellow together? Well, you might say, “green” because that is what happens when you mix blue and yellow paint together, but if we were talking about light, you would get a different answer.

The primary colours of light, however, are red, blue, and green. If we mixed them all together, we would get the primary colours of pigment. If we mixed them using light, red and blue would make magenta, red and green would make yellow, and blue and green would make cyan.

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If you blended all the colours together using paint, you would probably get the colour black. However, if you blended all the colours together using light, you would probably get the colour white.

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As you can see, the blue and yellow are on opposite sides of the colour wheel for light. If we mixed them we would get a light grey, and not green.

And this is exactly why yellow and blue do not always make green.

Here are the sources . . .

http://www.webexhibits.org/causesofcolor/1BA.html

Green Editor: Luke Langlois

Loki The Green

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By Chelsea Xu

Hello everyone!! This week is all about green!! That’s right, the color green! I ́ve decided to draw Loki to match the theme. But, this is not a typical art post of mine. Instead of a drawing tutorial, this is going to be an appreciation post for Loki. Because. . . MY BOI DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE! BRING. HIM. BACK. MARVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So please, enjoy the fanart and have a good day.

Green Editor: Luke Langlois

Why Can’t you Play Hockey with Pigs?

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By Luke Langlois


Pigs hog the puck. There are only three certainties on thebirdonfire.org: death, taxes, and Luke pestering the audience with hockey posts. When I think of holiday seasons, the one I anticipate the most is the National Hockey League season. Who decided that the NHL’s opening day could be a holiday? I did. “Holiday” is relative, people! We all know what’s going on in the other major sports leagues. The NFL is everywhere; the disappointment of Dodgers fans is loudly heard around the world, and the NBA is always filled with some sort of interpersonal drama. Where’s the buzz for the NHL?! Who should you cheer for? What’s the best bandwagon to hop on? I’ve got it covered. 

The Atlantic Division

  • Boston Bruins – This bumblebee-colored team is often the favorite of those who are looking to get into the sport of hockey because of their consistency. The Bruins find themselves near the top of the food chain every season with no signs of stopping. 
  • Montreal Canadiens – A favorite among the seven million French speakers in Canada, the culturally-rich Canadiens are hands down the most successful franchise in NHL history with twenty-four Stanley Cup championships. 
  • Tampa Bay Lightning – Can you play hockey in Florida? Yes! The Lightning have an all-around depth unrivaled by many in the NHL, and they are looking forward to replicating the overwhelming success of the 2018-2019 regular season in which they went 62-16-4. Don’t ask them about the playoffs (they got swept). 
  • Toronto Maple Leafs – Comparable to the NBA’s Lakers, the Leafs are an uber-popular team even beyond the city of Toronto. Although they haven’t won the Stanley Cup in over fifty years, the passionate “bleed-blue” fanbase makes this franchise one of the few worth more than a billion dollars. 
  • Florida Panthers – The Florida Panthers claim the entire state of Florida, but they are seen as Tampa Bay’s little brother. Their fanbase is small, but they have an exciting core of players, especially with the addition of Russian goalie Sergei Andreyevich Bobrovsky. Become a Panther fan if you want to push against the hockey norm. 
  • Detroit Red Wings – The Red Wings have enough hockey history to last someone a lifetime. The team is in a textbook “rebuild,” so the product on the ice isn’t always pretty. But, with the brand new deliciously named Little Caesar’s Arena, why wouldn’t you want to watch the Red Wings? 
  • Buffalo Sabres – A team known for its long-suffering fanbase, the Buffalo Sabres seem to finally be coming around to greatness. It will be no surprise if the Sabres end up amongst the top of the Atlantic Division, and perhaps even the Eastern Conference.
  • Ottawa Senators – Ottawa is a franchise plagued with controversy and ownership issues. Unless you are an Ottawa faithful, I would not recommend following this team as they cozy up to the bottom of the league.

The Metropolitan Division

  • Columbus Blue Jackets – The Blue Jackets got put into a rough situation following the 2018-2019 season. They had some of the league’s best skaters, but they refused to sign new contracts with Columbus and dispersed around the league. Columbus is a decent team, but they’re missing the star power they need. 
  • Washington Capitals – Another team that seems to be constantly successful, the Capitals are making sure the citizens of the District of Columbia get used to having successful teams. If you’re looking for a whole city of teams to cheer for, D.C isn’t an awful place to start with the Capitals, Nationals, Wizards, Redskins, and Mystics.
  • New Jersey Devils – Somehow, they fit an entire hockey team in the tiny state that is New Jersey. The Devils have some of the most recognizable players in hockey with P.K. Subban, Taylor Hall, and the 2019 first overall draft pick Jack Hughes. Also, they have a slick color palette. 
  •  Philadelphia Flyers – The thing about Philadelphia sports fans is that their love for sports teams comes hand in hand with their love for the city and its people. Flyers fans are LOUD and passionate. They also have a bit of a reputation for throwing objects onto the ice when referees make questionable calls. If that’s your thing, cheer for the Flyers!
  • Carolina Hurricane – Carolina created a buzz last season when they created a unique style to celebrate their wins on home ice. Once, they dunked a basketball on ice. The Hurricane have been under the radar, but they are a great team that embraces the fun side of the sport for their fans. 
  • New York Islanders – Can’t afford tickets in Madison Square Garden? Cheer for the Islanders. It may sound silly, but this hockey team has mastered being a team. On paper, their roster is not that extravagant, yet this team plays like they’ve been playing hockey together for thirty years. 
  • Pittsburgh Penguins – The Flyers are great and all, but the state of Pennsylvania has largely rallied around the recent success of the Penguins. With three Stanley Cups in the past decade (2009, 2016, 2017), the Penguins have certainly made good use of one of the best players in the league, Sidney Crosby. 
  • New York Rangers – The most valuable franchise in the NHL is unsurprisingly located in the heart of New York City. Rangers fans never fail to fill Madison Square Garden, even in the face of a team that has seen better days. It’s New York. 

The Central Division

  • Colorado Avalanche – What do you do after putting up one of the worst seasons in NHL history? Why, you become one of the best teams in the league a couple of years later, of course! The Avalanche have a high-flying offense which invades the nightmares of every goalie. Maybe it’s the altitude. 
  • Chicago Blackhawks – If you surveyed NHL players about which arena they least like to play in, it would be the home of the Blackhawks. Winning three Stanley Cups in six years has given the Blackhawks organization out of this world attendance numbers with crowds well over twenty-thousand at every home game. 
  • St. Louis Blues – The Blues have not been singing the blues recently, given that they just ended their fifty-year drought and are the defending Stanley Cup champions. You can root for Missouri without any misery! 
  • Winnipeg Jets – This Manitoban team prides itself as being the “true north” of the NHL. In the grand hockey scheme, they are a relatively new team and are still looking for life via a Stanley Cup championship, but I reckon that they are on the right track. They have fallen just short of greatness in the past few years.
  • Nashville Predators – A team known for their mix of yeehaw and hockey, the Nashville Predators are uniquely southern with the country tinge they add to home games. They are consistently a strong team, and they have fans that throw dead catfish on the ice. What more could you want? 
  • Dallas Stars – Cowboys, who? Located in the heart of the Lone Star State, the Dallas Stars prance around the league with that Texas swagger with their eye-popping green jerseys. There is nothing quite like hearing the Stars’ hard-rock goal that has the entire state chanting for the “DALLAS STARS” with a guitar riff behind them.
  • Minnesota Wild – Ah, Minnesota, the stereotypical hockey state.  Tucked up in the cold of St. Paul, Wild fans are hopelessly in love with their somewhat mediocre home team. Let me know if you can figure out what their primary logo is supposed to be.

The Pacific Division

  • Vancouver Canucks – Vancouver tends to be one of the most attractive free-agent destinations for a reason. For one, beautiful British Columbia is a great place to be if you’re a young and rich athlete. It’s also important to note that Canucks fans literally tried burning down their city after losing the Stanley Cup in 2011, resulting in about 5.57 million dollars in damages.  
  • Arizona Coyotes – People often question the validity of hockey in the barren desert, but that hasn’t stopped this tenacious group from making Arizona an icebox. If you’ve ever felt the need to howl after your team scores, cheer for the Coyotes. They do that. 
  • Anaheim Ducks – Have you ever heard of The Mighty Ducks? That’s right, the Anaheim Ducks are the only team to have stemmed from a Disney movie. While teams like the Clippers, Angels, and Chargers struggle to find their place in the shadow of a more popular Los Angeles team, the Ducks have found their identity as Orange County’s pride and joy.
  • Calgary Flames – When this team is able to gather its heat, they are good. The Flames haven’t been so red hot lately, but the “C” of red has never been stronger. During Calgary playoff games, Flames’ fans suffocate the seats of the Scotiabank Saddledome with RED. 
  • Vegas Golden Knights – Even though the Knights just came into existence in the 2017-2018 season, they have already dotted the league with the golden glitz and glamor of Las Vegas. In fact, they have never missed the playoffs in their two-year history, and they made the Stanley Cup Finals in their inaugural season. Viva, Las Vegas! 
  • Los Angeles Kings – In 2012 and 2014, the Kings won the Stanley Cup in dominant fashion and showed the city that they meant business. Since 2014, though, the Kings have been unable to find that champion spark and are currently in the process of rebuilding their roster to match the NHL’s new style of play focused on youth and speed. If it were up to me, you’d ALL be Kings’ fans. 
  • Edmonton Oilers – The Oilers have been notoriously mediocre for the last decade, but that doesn’t change Edmonton’s status as the team of “The Great One,” Wayne Gretzky. This season, it seems that the Oilers have finally found their footing as a 21st Century Stanley Cup contender, but only time will tell.
  • San Jose Sharks – The Sharks have been competitive for a very long time. They’ve made deep playoff runs galore, but they haven’t been able to seal the deal. Unfortunately, their core players are old, and it looks like their window of contention has closed. But, that won’t stop the sea of teal that covers the Bay Area. 

If you have made it to the bottom of this post, I APPLAUD you. Seriously. Our desert NEEDS hockey fans. For the unaware, the NHL will be adding an expansion team to Seattle, Washington. Each NHL team has an AHL (American Hockey League) affiliate, where players on the cusp of the NHL go to develop. We are getting that AHL team RIGHT HERE in the desert, and I highly recommend that you learn the sport so that you can take advantage of what is likely to be the greatest entertainment hub in our valley. Plus, we don’t want them to leave us if it’s not working out financially. That is all!

Seasons Editor: Katelin Mei

The AP Lang Experience in Verse

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A Poem by Andrew Hall (who turns his AP Lang angst into poetry)

Audience Favorite at CSF’s Spooky Open Mic on the Green

The literary genius himself.


Four students, all alike in dignity

In Ms. Zachik’s class where we lay our scene

4 friends, all with grammar ability

Where daily points have all remained unclean

From forth Andrew, Kyle, Evan get 4s all the time

A pair of star-crossed graders get their 5s

Ms. Zachik and Jake, they see eye to eye

And Adventures of Jake, seem like archives

The fearful grade book, where these points are marked

And the continuance of answers rage

Andrew, Kyle, and Evan sit in the dark

As Ms. Zachik slowly writes on the page

What she may write, patience is what survives

Look on Mybackpack, ’twas a 4 of 5

Editor: Luke Langlois