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“Objectively The Best Grade”

September 16, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

thebirdonfire.org rotates editors weekly. This week, Renée Vazquez takes the helm. With the power inherent in being editor comes the charge of naming the week’s THEME. Renée charges the Blog Team with writing about “Home.” Luke opens discussing how PVS is “Home” to our Class of 2020.

By Senior Luke Langlois

Greetings one; greetings all. If you haven’t noticed, the class of 2020 is HERE. I can certainly imagine that you have noticed us, since, according to Charles Schnell, we are “objectively the best grade.” He later clarified to me that this line was ironic, but does his irony make something untrue? Anyway, we weren’t always the tippity top dogs of the school. We don’t think about it too much as we carry out our daily lives, but the senior class is a culmination of thousands of days at Palm Valley. We’ve done billions of worksheets and have made even more exclusive jokes that ONLY SENIORS would understand. So, I recently sent out a survey to the entire class asking what it means for them to be a senior. 

  • What does it mean to finally be a part of the traditions that have been performed by countless classes before us? – I was personally expecting some snarky answers; it’s part of the rebellious teenage culture to be apathetic towards school. Surprisingly, everyone made a positive contribution. As one senior put it, “It’s pretty awesome… but it’s super surreal.”  That’s probably where I’d gauge myself. Many of us ask, “Wait, I’m graduating soon?” Monotonously going to school every day has become a part of life, so it coming to an end feels quite strange. Some are more excited about being a senior. Claire, for example, says she’s “so jazzed it’s unbelievable. I’m living for this. All my dreams are coming true.” That sounds like pretty legitimate excitement to me! Another senior brings us down, saying that there is a lot of work to do before we’re anywhere. Hopefully, we don’t succumb to senioritis before then. 
  • Could you name a way that Palm Valley has become like a home to you? – We spend more working time at our school than we do at home. I suppose we seniors do because we love Palm Valley very much. One senior remarked that they have never felt more welcome at any other school and that they cannot wait to come back and visit Palm Valley when they have the chance. Another said that they felt their old “home” was unwelcoming, and that being here has given them a clear goal in life.  Josh Tyer reminisced on the people that have made him who he is, “ I could never give up the family I’ve made at Palm Valley.” In one way or another, we students have a connection to our school if you dig deep and look. Even if you’re not a senior that may help motivate you to keep hitting academic heights; it’s for your home! Or, you see life like Wilton Zuniga who thinks the student lounge is somewhat of a “cozy living room.” 
  • If you could create a NEW senior tradition, what would it be? – Traditions are the best way to keep the generations of students connected, whether it be an alumnus who graduated fifty years earlier or a current senior. Traditions can be pretty whacky. Palm Valley’s seniors have some ideas that correspond with that theme. One senior had the idea of a “handprint wall,” where every graduating class would put their hands in and leave their mark forever. Another senior suggested “Senior Dorito Day,” which is exactly what it sounds like. Claire Jenkins pulled an idea from her daredevil spirit and said all seniors should go skydiving. Perhaps one of you non-senior student readers can make one of these concepts a reality one day. Please, skydive. 
  • Do you have any senior prank ideas? – Palm Valley School is not known for its senior pranks, but seniors in general certainly are. As such, I asked the class what kind of pranks they would like to see. One senior, insightfully making fun of the way I phrased my question, said “Yes.” In all “seriousness,” though, Lawrence Nelson would be interested in filling the student lounge with BALLOONS. Doesn’t that sound delightful? Perhaps we could bring in a clown as well to strike coulrophobia into the younger students. Charles Schnell ponders about pooling our money together, buying a kayak, and leaving the kayak up at the graduation seats instead of us. Uh, how creative! One senior wishes that they could install League of Legends on every school computer because everyone could use a competitive gaming session. Claire, with sleep on her mind, says every senior should bring a sleeping bag and take a nap in the lobby. I do not actually condone nor condemn, senior pranks (nor does Ms. Zachik), but they are hilarious to think about.

There is your somewhat brief look at the musings of the class of 2020. Unfortunately, not all of the seniors responded to my survey (you know who you are). By the end of the year, I may do this again to see how we’ve come along. No promises, but stay tuned. 

Editor: Renée Vazquez

Filed Under: Home, Luke Langlois, School Events Tagged With: Luke Langlois

Introduction . . . before the story starts

September 13, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Doreen Yuan 

Welcome back to school everyone! This is Doreen. Over summer vacation, I learned about urban legends that were created by mysterious profiles on 2Channel. I want to share it with you here. But before I do, let me explain what 2Channel is.

2Channel (2ch)

It is an online Japanese textboard (a simpler version of a forum).

Management

The website’s scale and management style is unique. It currently has more than 1,000 active boards. They are categories such as “Social News,” “Computers,” “Cooking,” etc. These categories make it the most comprehensive forum in Japan. Each board usually has hundreds of active threads. Each thread contains up to 1,000 anonymous comments.

Software

2ch operates on forum software that was considered innovative at the time of its founding (1999). It represented a major departure from the bulletin-board systems of the 1980s. Everything can be done anonymously. A post in a thread will “bump” the thread, making active posts high on the overall thread list. Each thread is limited to a maximum of 1,000 postings, and a new thread must be opened by some anonymous user (self-elected) to continue discussion. This prevents the “rotting” of old threads and keeps active, fascinating topics refreshed. It also saves bandwidth, which is a major concern on a forum as large as 2ch. Old threads are moved to an archive where people can still view them until they are eventually deleted.

Anonymous Posting

One of the most remarkable features of 2ch is the complete freedom of anonymous posting. This is quite different from most English internet forums that require some form of registration. They usually require email validation to further confirm personal identity. On 2ch, the name field is available but rarely used. If you enter a real name, you will be considered a novice, an administrator, or someone trying to become an internet celebrity. 

The urban legend below is based on the premise of using the comment section of 2Channel.

The Mysterious Personal Profiles

as presented by Doreen Yuan

Meet the Characters:

Profile photo:

Online ID: No longer human

Sex: secret

Age: secret

Address: Japan-Yokohama

Character: cracks jokes, frivolous, outgoing and active.

What’s up: The real things are apt to be deviant.


Profile photo:

Online ID: Carry

Sex: /

Age: /

Address: /

Character: /

What ‘s up: /

Now, begin:

Join my Urban Legend. Make a mysterious profile yourself and become part of my story…. Below are some rules you need to know before I start to tell you my Urban Legend in the next post (check the comments).

1. The comment section is part of the story. Pay attention to it.

2. Anonymous users in the comment section are part of the story. Pay attention to them.

3. The characters named No longer human and Carry, who add comments, are part of the story.

4. Readers can leave messages in the comment section but should not intentionally destroy or try to confuse the coherence of the story.

5. Readers can respond to any anonymous character interaction in the comment section–that response may change and contribute to the story.

6. Do not use inappropriate language.

7. The roles and anonymity in the comment section are created by the primary story author himself.

8. The time of all messages is based on the time of writing.

9. Have fun, and enjoy it.

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Mystery, Set Up and Welcome, Uncategorized Tagged With: Doreen Yuan, Introduction...before the story starts

James Jams to “Jay”

September 12, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By James Zheng

Hello, everyone. I know we are reminiscing about our time during summer, but do not forget to enjoy the new school year. You especially must check out our school blog every DAY! Last year I did most of my posts about anime, movies, and games. This year, I will try to bring new and more creative posts to readers.

During my summer, I rediscovered a Chinese singer named Jay Chou. My only impression of him was from my childhood; the first time I listened to his songs, I  disliked his “lazy” singing style where you don’t know what he is saying unless you look up the lyrics. I did not have a good impression at first. However, one day I clicked on a video talking about the comparison between the top ten Chinese songs of 2005 and 2015. One of his songs was at number one in China 2005, and that made me interested in him again, and the things I used to dislike actually made him unique. 

Jay Chou’s career has always been marked by his dedication to the Mandopop (Mandrian Popular music) realm. When his first album came out in 1999, it was played everywhere on the street and soon made the top ten songs chart. Once Jay realized the opportunity was there, he charged up his music career and released more and more albums. His songs never get old, even though he has been making music for nearly twenty years. Each of his albums is still overwhelmingly popular nowadays around the whole of Asia. To give a personal comment on his songs, the complex level of lyrics and songwriting is still beyond most songs in recent years. 

So here are some recommendations. Some of them are more “James” subjective, while most of them are commonly recommended in the Mandopop realm. 

  • “Can’t Express Me (开不了口).” Released in 2001, this is the song I like the most. The change of the instruments adds a lot of improvement and meaning to the whole song.
  • “Secret (不能说的秘密).” Released in 2007, Chou also made a film with the same name. “Secret” is a light rock song.
  • “Common Jasmine Orange (七里香).” Released in 2004, this song is one of the most popular in Asia, awarded “Song of the Year” by the Asian music confederation. The lyrics are full of poetry and romantic meaning.
  • “Sunny Day (晴天).” Released in 2003, this is a charming song played with guitar. Nowadays, it is even more popular than “Common Jasmine Orange.”
  • “Nocturne (夜曲).” Released in 2005, this hit the top number one most popular song among the Mandopop realm. The rhythm is quite tranquil and smooth. Jay Chou also adds some Hip-hop into his vocal style.
  • “Silence (安静).” Released in 2001, the whole song remains almost the same speed and rhythm while being played with the piano. The song also has a strong emotional atmosphere.

And that is what I have for you guys. Chou still has tons of amazing songs to listen to, so check them out if you are interested. Try searching on YouTube, Spotify, Google Music, or Amazon Music. Lastly, I know that everyone doesn’t understand or usually listen to Chinese songs, but why not try it out just to see if you like the beat or the vocal style. You might want to welcome something fresh. New year, new music!

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Entertainment, Music, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: James Jams to "Jay", James Zheng

Music

September 11, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

In keeping with our theme on “Welcome Back” or “What Did You Do Over the Summer?” Katelin submits a post on her favorite summertime (anytime) pastime–K-pop.

By Katelin Mei

Over the recent years, there has been a spike in popularity of K-pop, most likely because BTS and BLACKPINK have introduced the North American public to this genre of music. They have very eye-catching videos, and the members of every group tend to have a cute look. 

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My favorite groups

6. BTS – This was the second group that introduced me to K-pop. I like this group because I like their older songs like “RUN” and “Save Me.” I also like Min Yoongi because I find him cute.

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5. NCT – This is a very confusing K-pop group. They have many different sub-groups, like NCT U, NCT 127, NCT Dream, and WayV. The different sub-groups release different music, but they are all under the brand name “NCT.” I like this group mostly because the people in NCT have fun and unique personalities. 

4. Red Velvet – This group is unique because of its varied musical concepts that they can pull off very well. They transition from having a “girl crush” concept in their song “Bad Boy” to a summery cute theme in their song “Power Up.” Unlike many other artists, they are never limited to one topic.

3. Dreamcatcher – I found this amazing group because of their latest comeback song “Piri.” They have a unique rock/anime style rarely seen in K-pop girl groups. My favourite song of theirs is “You and I.” They are releasing a new album soon, which I am extremely excited for.

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2. Momoland – MOMOLAND broke into the market with their song “BBoom BBoom.” Since they come from a small company, they once did not have many fans and were planning to disband after they released “BBoom BBoom.” The song blew up and brought MOMOLAND the followers and fans they needed, including me. They are a very attractive group, and JooE is especially pretty.

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1. BLACKPINK/Twice – These two groups are tied because I love them equally, even though they contrast each other in concept. While BLACKPINK has a girl crush concept, TWICE’s aesthetic is very appealing and well done (see second photo). BLACKPINK has a special place in my heart because they were the group that introduced me to K-pop. Hopefully, they can do the same for you.

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Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Culture, Entertainment, Music, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Katelin Mei

Forever Youth

September 11, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment


As we “welcome” everyone back, Quintus poetically reminds us time is fleeting and ephemeral. Enjoy the daily life of your adolescence because . . . it will be over soon.

By Quintus Ni

Time flies like flowing water

Youth departs with the water

You can’t catch

The steps of time

Like the sunlight that vanishes in the far

That cannot be chased

When

Wrinkles creep up on your face

When gray hair grows

Looking back

Youth is a river flowing forever

Searching in a daze

Chasing at a loss

In the distance

Is the paradise of dreams

Ethereal

And hazy

Cheap if you say it is beautiful

Far from being expressed in words

Unpredictable

Untouchable

It’s a mirage

Like passing time

The youth fades away

when you least expect it to

Desiring all the time

To meet each other

Saying goodbye

Turn around

And enter the lingering light

Of the setting sun

Everyone has his or her own youth, but youth is fleeting. Time flies! It fades away at every moment whether you catch or not!–Quintus

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Daily Life, Poetry, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Forever Youth, Quintus Ni

How to Draw Anime (Part 1)

September 9, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By PROFESSIONAL ARTIST AP ART STUDENT EXTRAORDINAIRE Chelsea Xu

Hey, welcome back to school everyone! 

This is going to be another stressful year, but I hope everybody gives their all to achieve their goals.

Drawing is a fun little activity that I think will help you relax and fill your free time. Since I’m an artist, I know some simple steps that can get you along the path to becoming a drawing pro. The lesson today will be how to draw an anime head. If you are into anime, drawing is a great way to introduce yourself into the realm of fandoms. This applies to both traditional and digital artwork, so feel free to follow my steps for either of these two.

Are you ready?

Then, without further ado, let’s begin!

Step #1  

Draw a circle (it doesn’t have to be perfect), and in the middle of the circle draw cross-shaped lines that intersect each other as shown below.

Step #2

Now draw two curves downward that mirror each other on the horizontal line. Then soften the edges with an eraser because you don’t want them to look like pointed rectangles.

Step #3

Draw another horizontal line on the bottom tip of the circle. Again, it doesn’t have to be perfectly straight. 

Step #4

It’s eyebrow time! Draw two semi-arcs on the top horizontal line. You can draw them differently to add some more emotions in your character. 

Step #5

It’s time to draw eyes! Eyes are obviously located below the eyebrows. Since eyes have many shapes and sizes, you don’t have to follow my art style to draw eyes. Feel free to come up with your own!

Step #6

Alright, almost there! Here’s my way to draw anime noses. It’s easier to draw for me because it takes less time, but feel free to try other styles of noses as well.

Step #7

Smile! Just add two curves a distance below the nose, and you will get an amazing smile for the day!! I also added ears. For beginners, just worry about the shape and not the details. It can be really hard to get the sides equivalent to each other.

Step #8

It’s time to add hair! This is just a simple hairstyle that I’ve chosen to demonstrate. As you can see, every hair’s direction is different. But remember, each hair section must follow the pattern; do not draw them randomly without direction.  

Step #9

Erase the base lines that guided your drawing. If you are on paper, do not draw the base lines too heavily, and you can softly erase without touching any important parts. Ta-da!! Congratulations!! You’ve successfully drawn an anime head!!!

I hope this tutorial is helpful, and I’ll see you soon for PART 2!!!!

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Visual Arts Tagged With: Chelsea Xu, How to Draw Anime (part 1)

Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes

September 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Renée 

Have you ever baked a dozen cupcakes, and then when you left to go get some stuff–say, pick up people, or browse a thrift shop–they were all mysteriously gone?? No? Just me? Last week, I had intended to make apricot cupcakes to share with the Blog and PVS schoolyard friends. I did make those cupcakes, but my family ate them! If this happens to you as well,  look around and use the ingredients you have to make more! I happened to have plenty of apricots and oranges lying around the kitchen. That’s what I did. And, Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes were born. What better way to send off the summer than to take advantage of its delicious seasonal ingredients–like apricots and citrus! 

These particular cupcakes are pretty easy to make, and I used a ridiculously simple frosting recipe that’s actually not mine. But, as repayment to the poor soul I stole it from, I have named this frosting recipe after her. This recipe serves about 12 cupcakes and takes about 30 minutes to an hour, but the bake time is only 15 minutes. So, without further ado, here’s the recipe:

Ingredients:

  • Softened butter — 1/2 cup
  • Confectioners sugar — 1 cup
  • Orange zest — 1 large orange (or to taste, really any citrus will do)
  • Large eggs — 2
  • Diced dried apricots — 1 cup
  • Apricot jam — 1-2 tbsps (or to taste)
  • Sea salt — 1 pinch
  • Cake flour — 3 cups
  • Baking powder — 3 tsp
  • Whole milk —  2 cups
  • Carla’s Frosting: 
    • Softened butter — 1/2 cup 
    • Confectioners sugar — 1 cup
    • Whole milk — 1/2 cup
    • Vanilla extract — 1 tsp

Procedure for baking cupcakes: 

  1. Preheat oven to 380-400°F 
  2. Line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cupcake cases 
  3. Mix flour, baking powder, dried apricot, and orange zest. Add half the sugar, and mix well
  4. Cream together the butter and the rest of the sugar until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, and beat well; then mix in the milk
  5. Add the wet mixture into dry mixture, adding in the apricot jam and salt. Mix until the batter is thick but not overworked. *Optional: white chocolate chips can be added into batter*  
  6. Spoon into the lined tin. Bake for 15 minutes or until golden brown
  7. Leave it to cool to room temperature

Procedure for Carla’s Frosting:

  • Add butter, sugar, and vanilla to a bowl and mix until desired consistency
  • Scrape bowl down with a spatula, and spoon into a frosting bag
  • Frost to your heart’s content

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Daily Life, Food, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Recipes, Renée, Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes

THE BIRD ON FIRE STRIKES BACK

August 30, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments


By Luke Langlois

This week, the Palm Valley School booted up its classes once again and welcomed back its wondrous array of red-hot Firebirds. But… something’s missing. There’s this unmistakable dread that fills the hearts, minds, and very SOULS of our students. Could it be the stress of a new year with new teachers? Could it be the pressure of college application ominously looming over the seniors? No, that would be ridiculous. All our lives are missing sophisticated schoolyard shenanigans…

thebirdonfire.org

My ears are ringing with an orchestral fanfare. Spirits are restored. After a lengthy and unbearable summer hiatus, the staff of thebirdonfire.org is back in action. This year’s blog staff currently includes seasoned veterans like myself, Renée Vazquez, and James Zheng. New to the staff this year are Doreen Yuan, Chelsea Xu, Katelin Slosky, and Emily Castro. You may have noticed that I wrote “currently” before listing our staff members. That means you can still JOIN OUR STAFF–unless you are from the future. There has never been a better time to join us! We are fast approaching half a decade of The Bird On Fire, with its birthday coming up in December. Even if a transition to our staff is not in your stars, please enjoy the show! 

Editor: Renée Vazquez

Filed Under: School Events, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Hello, Luke Langlois

see ya later

June 10, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

hellloooo blog-following people!

if you’ve accompanied us along this nine-month journey, congrats, you deserve a pat on the back. i know the blog class (ms. z included) appreciate every follower and commenter. i hope you can withstand a three-month grace period. (vacay gives us a chance to let the creative juices flow). have a snack; eat a donut; go swimming; you deserve it.

thank you and until next year,

makena & blog class

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Makena Behnke, see ya later

The Juice is Loose–But Why?

June 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

On June 12th, 1994, sometime after 10 p.m., two people were murdered in cold blood at a condominium in the prestigious Brentwood of Los Angeles: Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald “Ron” Goldman. Today, for those who were not alive during the case or are unaware of the case, I would like to bring attention to what is known as the “trial of the century.” On that night, nobody knows quite what happened. But, what we do know is that a distressed family pet alerted a neighbor passing by. The neighbor reported the bodies, and the investigation began.

Meanwhile, Ms. Brown’s ex-husband and former NFL star, nicknamed “The Juice,” Orenthal James Simpson, was on an American Airlines flight to a convention in Chicago that had departed at 11:45 p.m. When O.J. arrived in Chicago and settled at the O’Hare Plaza Hotel, the police gave him a call. This was supposedly the moment when O.J. learned that his ex-wife had been murdered. Simpson boarded the next flight to Los Angeles and found his home under a full-blown investigation by the police. O.J. was then questioned by the police. This questioning was the first of many blunders by investigators. Diving into the specifics is unnecessary. All you need to know is that this questioning was so profoundly unhelpful that the prosecution did not even bring it into evidence in an almost year-long trial. Shortly thereafter, based on evidence found at the crime scene and O.J.’s house, the police felt as if they had enough to arrest O.J.

Like most alleged murderers, O.J. did not want to be arrested. He ran (just like he used to in the NFL). He got into a Ford Bronco and started driving down the freeway. Another driver recognized O.J.’s car and notified the police. The police and the media were soon pursuing O.J. They chose not to open fire at O.J. for a couple of reasons. First off, O.J was a football star. And, ninety-five million people were watching this chase unfold. There were also crowds of people surrounding the freeway on structures like bridges, cheering for O.J. Needless to say, the police were given the order to hold their fire to avoid chaos. Little did they know, chaos was going to unfold anyways. Second of all, O.J. threatened to take his own life if the police did not allow him to visit his home before being arrested. The police granted him this request. He was then arrested and jailed without a chance of bail (meaning he could not pay a fee to return to his home during the trial).

The prosecutors went into this case with a “slam dunk” attitude. A celebrity had seemingly just thrown himself on a silver platter. O.J.’s blood was at the crime scene. Nicole Brown Simpson’s blood was found on a pair of O.J.’s socks. Two matching blood-sodden gloves were found at two separate locations. One was found at the scene of the murder, and the other was found outside O.J.’s home. Bloody shoe prints from shoes that matched O.J.’s foot size were found at the scene of the crime. There was blood in his Bronco. The list certainly goes on. What went wrong? Given all of this forensic evidence, how was O.J. acquitted? Well…

  • DNA Evidence? – Many have observed that, in 1995, the concept of DNA was not as widely understood by the general public as it is now. Even if it was wiggling its way into the education system, the jurors may have never seen or heard about the concept of DNA, having been educated years before 1995. The prosecution may have failed to properly convince the jury that the DNA evidence pointed to near certainty that O.J. was the killer. The defense, on the other hand, brought up what some jurors referred to as the most credible witness of the trial: Henry Lee, Forensic Scientist. Henry Lee refuted much of the DNA evidence that the prosecution brought into play. He was able to cast some doubt on what could once have been seen as certain evidence. Dr. Lee went through many of the pieces of forensic evidence, such as the bloody sock, and offered alternative possibilities. He established the idea that something was not right with the collected evidence. Reasonable doubt is all that is needed. By the time the jury had to make a decision, the jurors may have flat-out forgotten or given little regard to the intricacies of the DNA evidence.
  • The Glove – In a highly confident move, prosecutor Christopher Darden asked that O.J. try on the gloves that were found at the scene of the crime; allegedly, these gloves were the gloves of the killer. In a dramatic event that has since been integrated into our pop culture, O.J. grabbed the gloves and tried to put them on. O.J. turned to the jury and began to wriggle his hand into the ill-fitting glove while harshly tugging on the edges in an attempt to get them around his hand. After the theatrics, it was evident that the gloves were not going to fit O.J.’s hands. This was a triumphant moment for the defense–and a grim realization for the prosecution. The jury remembered this point in the trial. Instead of remembering some small detail in a timeline that perhaps incriminates O.J., they recalled the time where O.J. Simpson, the charming NFL star, stood directly in front of them and failed to fit into the killer’s gloves.
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  • The “Corrupt Police” Theory – Given all of the forensic evidence against O.J., the defense had to find a way to create an alternate theory, rather than try to refute the irrefutable. Johnnie Cochran and his team of seasoned attorneys came up with the idea that it was the police who wanted O.J. behind bars. The lead investigative officer, Mark Fuhrman, was put on the witness stand by the prosecution to give a rundown of the investigation and the night of the arrest. The defense saw this as an opportunity to lay the foundation for their theory. O.J.’s leading attorney, Johnnie Cochran, was well known for defending clients that were victims of racially based police brutality. Mr. Cochran told fellow attorney, Francis Lee Bailey, to use the cross-examination to show the jury and the people of Los Angeles (the entire trial was televised) that this case was about more than O.J. This case was now about the systemic racism that allegedly plagued the L.A.P.D. Mr. Bailey asked Fuhrman if he had ever used the n-word to describe anyone. Fuhrman was adamant that he had never and will never use the slur. Later in the trial, an aspiring screenwriter came out and said that she had recorded evidence of Fuhrman using the aforementioned slur over forty times. The defense called Fuhrman back up to the stand for further questioning after they gained access to the tape. Fuhrman asserted his 5th Amendment right, meaning he refused to answer any question he was asked due to his right to avoid self-incrimination. During this examination, the defense asked the officer both if he had ever falsified a police report and if he had planted or manufactured evidence in the case. Individuals cannot pick and choose what they want to answer when they assert their Fifth Amendment privilege; he had no choice but to refuse to answer these questions. Fuhrman’s testimony about the evidence of the crime no longer had a sliver of credibility. The defense now had the opportunity to go through each piece of evidence and establish that it could have been tampered with, manufactured, or falsified. In addition, Fuhrman’s perjury gave merit to the idea that the L.A.P.D. had a dire issue with racism and corruption. Every single point made by the defense after Fuhrman’s testimony was underscored by these ideas.

The People v. O.J. Simpson case lends itself perfectly as a case that can be used to teach someone about the principles of the American legal system. People who have been charged need to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. But, it was a slam dunk case to the prosecution. They had evidence that the defense could not possibly counter. But, after Fuhrman’s testimony, every piece of evidence that was once incriminating became an unknown. There was doubt to every piece of evidence. Did Fuhrman smear the gloves in the victim’s blood and plant a glove at O.J.’s home? Did a well-trained officer break into O.J.’s car and splatter some of the blood sample that he lent to the police? Why did the gloves not fit? It was a convoluted, labyrinthine, perplexing, tangled mess of a case with too many unanswered possibilities. This is why “The Juice” is loose.  

O.J. Simpson (center) hears the verdict amongst two of his defense attorneys, Francis Lee Bailey (left) and Johnnie Cochran (right).


References:

https://famous-trials.com/simpson/1862-home
Forensics at the OJ Simpson Trial

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Culture, History, Media Tagged With: Luke Langlois, The Juice is Loose--But Why?

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We are the Palm Valley Firebirds of Rancho Mirage, California. Join us in our endeavors. Venture through the school year with us, perusing the artwork of our students, community, and staff. Our goal is to share the poems, stories, drawings and photographs, essays and parodies that come out of our school. Welcome aboard!