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Has Levi Been to Area 51?

January 20, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Ever wonder how it would feel to float above your body and look down on it? Levi Kassinove goes in depth on astral projection. Levi, true to form, goes on to explain his thoughts on the matter. Is it all just a mind trip, or is it time travel? Maybe you would like to try it yourself. – Editor Abigail Horwitt

By Levi Kassinove, Conspiracy Theorist

Astral projection, or an out-of-body experience, is when someone gets the sensation that they’ve detached from their physical body. We’ve seen it on Netflix documentaries like Surviving Death; we’ve heard people say in surgery they watch themselves from above; maybe you’ve traveled outside the confines of your physical self. Oftentimes people feel like they’re dying when their “astral self” floats above their body; this may be where the idea of a soul comes from. When people from thousands of years ago experienced astral projection, they may have explained it by thinking we had souls. This could also be the cause of alien abduction stories. According to an NBC News story, what people believe to be alien abduction might actually just be a lucid dream or out-of-body experience. Michael Raduga, lead researcher at the Out-of-Body Experience Research Center in Los Angeles, designed an experiment to “test his theory that many reports of alien encounters are actually instances of people experiencing a vibrant, lifelike state of dreaming” (amazon.com). He surmised, if he could “coach people to dream of a realistic alien encounter, . . . that could prove that many reports of such encounters . . . are really just products of peoples’ imaginations” (NBC news). Astral projection is indeed a real phenomenon, but its true nature is not entirely understood. What exactly is astral projection?

Many of you have heard of lucid dreaming, which is the event in which sleepers become aware of the fact that they are dreaming. Most astral projectors you talk to (Jesse Denyer) will tell you that lucid dreaming is completely different from astral projection. Countless people on Reddit support this anecdotally, and some even claim that “lucid dreaming is controlled hallucinations while astral projection is a true vision” (Reddit thread). 

A lot of the things people claim to be able to do during astral projection are similar to what’s possible in a lucid dream. You can visit any place you want, eat any food you want, meet any person you want, and pretty much anything else. However, in lucid dreaming, you need some frame of reference. Some people say that you can’t project to forbidden places. For instance, one anonymous internet user said, “since 99.9% of people on earth have never been inside Area 51 and haven’t the slightest idea what it is like inside, it’s a sort of blank area in their minds”(I sincerely apologize for having to crawl to Reddit, but it’s astral projection so what did you expect?). So it may just be a dream after all where your brain could only fill in what you could already visualize. Maybe Lilah, who claims she has aphantasia, should try astral projection. Maybe, astral projection is a form of lucid dreaming. The methods I’ve read about for astral projection all indirectly or directly say that you have to be half-asleep for it to work. You have to either attempt it immediately after you wake up, or relax your body to the point where you’ll fall asleep. 

I don’t believe that lucid dreaming and astral projection are the exact same thing, as lucid dreaming involves awakening in the middle of a deep dream, but they are certainly related. Astral projection seems to be, like lucid dreaming, a weird, in-between state of lucidity and dreaming while the person is awake. Try it. Some people claim to be able to time travel and visit dinosaurs, so why wouldn’t you want to try that? If you’re interested in attempting astral projection, Michael Raduga outlines various ways to do so in his free ebook, titled The Phase. It’s a 400-page mind-labyrinth that crosses theory with reality a bit too much, but it explains ways to hallucinate. If you’ve already had an out-of-body experience, tell me about it in the comments.

Levi projecting what astral projecting looks like.

*The views presented by Blogger Kassinove do not represent the views of thebirdonfire.org.

Filed Under: Alternate Realities, Conspiracy, Dreams, Fairy Tales, Far Away, Mystery, Psychology, Satire, Unpopular Beliefs Tagged With: Astral Projection: A Perceived Out-of-Body Experience, Levi Kassinove

Sorry, but your memories are FAKE

October 1, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Conspiracy? Or, faulty memory? Hannah explores The Mandela Effect.

By Hannah Hall

Remember in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader says his iconic line, “Luke, I am your father”? If you said yes, then you would be subject to a phenomenon called “The Mandela Effect.” The Mandela Effect is when a large group of people all share a memory that is not 100% true, or that never really occurred at all. (And I’m sorry to break it to ya but Darth Vader never actually said “Luke” in that line.) This phenomenon was first accounted for with the death of the former South African President Nelson Mandela. Some remember him dying in prison during the 1980s, but in fact he passed much later in 2013. Since then, there have been many other instances of collective false memories. Lucky for you, I have compiled ten Mandela Effects with their respective realities.

Without further ado, here is the list, in no particular order.

  1. The Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia

Mandela Effect: We think the logo for Fruit of the Loom is a fruit assortment inside of a cornucopia.

Reality: The logo is just a pretty pile of fruit, no cornucopia.

  1. Risky Business

Mandela Effect: Tom Cruise slides into frame with a button-up shirt, socks, and sunglasses.

Reality: He isn’t actually wearing any sunglasses in this scene.

  1. Monopoly Man Monocle

Mandela Effect: The Monopoly Man is wearing a dapper suit, with his cane, top hat, and monocle. 

Reality: There is no monocle to be found!

  1. Three Little Pigs

Mandela Effect: The big bad wolf says to the three little pigs, “Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down.”

Reality: He actually says, “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.”

  1. Oscar Meyer

Mandela Effect: “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.” That is how you spell Meyer, right?

Reality: Nope, the spelling of America’s beloved hot dog brand is Oscar Mayer, with an A. 

  1. Forrest Gump

Mandela Effect: Forrest says, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.”

Reality: The quote actually starts as “Life was like a box of chocolates…” not is.

  1. Pikachu

Mandela Effect: Pikachu is bright yellow with black spots on his ears and tail.

Reality: Pikachu does not have any black marking on his tail.

Which Pokémon On Ash's Team Would You Actually Be? | Pokemon coloring,  Pikachu, Pokemon
  1. Flinstones

Mandela Effect: The stone-age family of 4, including pet Dino, is called the Flinstones.

Reality: They are actually called the Flintstones, with a T.

  1. C-3PO

Mandela Effect: C-3PO has a body made of all gold. 

Reality: Our fave droid actually has one silver piece on his leg.

  1. ET 

Mandela Effect: ET says, “ET phone home.”

Reality: It is actually the other way around, the quote is “ET home phone.”

If you read all the way through, I hope you were stumped at least once. If not, comment on your own Mandela Effect that you have come across in your life. 

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/585887/mandela-effect-examples
44 Mandela Effect examples that are seriously mind-bending
View at Medium.com

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: but your memories are FAKE, Hannah Hall, Sorry

Conspiracy Theories: Mothman

September 29, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

In looking for captivating conspiracy theories, Erik went to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, and discovered Mothman.

By Erik Bearman

One of the biggest draws of conspiracy theories is that they attempt to explain sudden, large events. When disasters happen with no apparent warning, it is natural to be scared as well as wonder whether in fact there is a larger scheme at work. We tend to be less concerned about large events when we receive a hard-to-miss warning. But, what happens when the warning itself is the center of a conspiracy theory? Meet the Mothman.

Thousands Gather For Mothman Festival In Point Pleasant | West Virginia  Public Broadcasting
wvpublic.org

 The legend truly begins on November 15th, 1966, on the outskirts of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, at the Ordnance Works Munitions Plant (commonly called the “TNT area”). Two young couples, Steve and Mary Mallette and Roger and Linda Scarberry were driving near the TNT area when they spotted what they described as a winged man in the middle of the road. Steve Mallette claimed the creature was six to seven feet tall, with red eyes, and a ten-foot wingspan. The winged man, seeming to shy away from the car’s headlights, quickly disappeared. Naturally, the couples were scared and sped away from the scene. But, around Route 62, shortly after the first sighting, the man reappeared. This time he followed the car in flight. Even after the car reached speed in excess of 100 miles per hour, the couples could not escape the man. Finally, after the creature had flown away, the couples drove straight to the sheriff’s office and filed a report. It was 2:00 A.M.  Officials set out to investigate, and although no trace of the man was found, scratches were discovered on the roof of the car.

Since then, more and more people have claimed to have sighted the “Mothman.” A total of eight sightings were reported within the following three days of the November 15th, 1966, incident. And, over 100 eyewitnesses reported Mothman sightings in the course of that year. 

Many believe the origin of the Mothman is tied to the TNT area where it was spotted by the Mallettes and the Scarberrys. This area has come under speculation for several reasons. The first being its original purpose. The TNT area was a top-secret munitions factory during WWII. Little was known about the facilities (even by those who worked there). The factory closed and was abandoned on August 6th, 1945. In case that date doesn’t seem familiar to you, it is the same day the U.S. dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan. Since its abandonment, most of the buildings have become home to nesting pigeons. The only building that hasn’t become home to pigeons is an old boiler room that is devoid of all life and is suspected by many as the most likely home of Mothman. Many townsfolk, camera crews, and graffiti artists have explored the entire TNT area but have yet to discover proof of Mothman’s existence. 

Another explanation for Mothman’s existence is a case of mistaken identity. Biologists have stated that the description presented in many Mothman sightings also matches the descriptions of the Sandhill crane (Grus canadensis). The most incriminating evidence being that Sandhill cranes have large red patches around their eyes which could be mistaken for glowing red eyes from a distance. In light of this, many people thought that it was a mutant Sandhill crane that had been transformed by toxins from the TNT area that had been dumped into a nearby lake.

Mothman transformed from a spooky legend into an Angel of Death on December 15, 1967, when the Silver Bridge connecting Ohio to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, collapsed killing 46 people. Eyewitnesses reported seeing Mothman on the Silver Bridge just a few days prior to the tragedy. The question began to circulate: was Mothman a warning to the townspeople or a demonic being who brought destruction wherever he flew? 

Mothman has transformed Point Pleasant into a tourist destination. Statues and merchandise can be seen throughout the small town. Although sightings have pretty much ceased, the Mothman has left his impression. 

What do you think? Was Mothman an elaborate hoax or a simple case of mistaken identity? Or, is Mothman a warning of oncoming destruction?

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources referenced:

“An Aerial Mystery.” The New York Times, Sept. 12, 1880. 

Elbein, Asher. “Is the Mothman of West Virginia an Owl?” Audubon.org, Oct. 26, 2018. 

https://www.audubon.org/news/is-mothman-west-virginia-owl

Reimann, Matt. “The deadliest bridge disaster in US history was caused by a tiny crack just three millimeters deep.” Timeline, July 31, 2017. https://timeline.com/the-deadliest-bridge-disaster-in-us-history-was-caused-by-a-tiny-crack-just-3-millimeters-deep-ca5404c4dffa

West Virginia Ordinance Works. US Army Corps of Engineers Huntington District, 2019.https://www.lrh.usace.army.mil/Missions/DERP-FUDS-WVOW-PBOW-WVMA-/West-Virginia-Ordnance-Works/

Wright, Dean. “Recovering remains of Silver Bridge Collapse.” Point Pleasant Register, Jun. 11, 2019.

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Conspiracy Theories: Mothman, Erik Bearman

Is Bill Gates Using Coronavirus Vaccines to Inject Us with Microchips?

September 29, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Sara’s reply to Editor Jake’s assignment to explore Conspiracy Theories was to look at the furor that often surrounds vaccines. And, all eyes are on a very important yet-to-be-released vaccine.

By Sara Habibipour

Image Source: Rolling Stone

According to a Yahoo News/YouGov poll surveying 1,640 people in May, 44 percent of Republican voters (compared to 19 percent of Democrats and 24 percent of Independents) believe that Bill Gates is plotting to use a COVID-19 vaccine campaign as cover for a mass microchip injection campaign in order to “track people.”

The reasoning behind this conspiracy theory is that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has committed millions of dollars to research treatments and vaccines for COVID-19 upon the World Health Organization’s request for donations. These endeavors are now leading people to believe he is monopolizing these research efforts, and therefore taking the opportunity to develop microchips and inject them through a fake COVID-19 vaccination.

The BBC investigated the theory in late May, but said that it “found no evidence to support these claims.” They did, however, point out statements made by Gates in March as a possible spark for the rumor, when he said that at some point “we will have some digital certificates” to show who had been tested for, recovered from, and vaccinated against the coronavirus. The term “digital certificates” seems to have been misinterpreted; The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation told Reuters via email, “The reference to ‘digital certificates’ relates to efforts to create an open source digital platform with the goal of expanding access to safe, home-based testing.” 

Gates also denied these claims in June saying to the BBC, “I’ve never been involved in any sort of microchip-type thing,” he said; “It’s almost hard to deny this stuff because it’s so stupid or strange.”

What Scientists Say About the Microchip Theory

According to scientists, the microchip theory is impossible considering the technology we have at the moment. 

Anything injected into the body has to be incredibly tiny in order to pass through your blood vessels without causing an embolism (obstruction of an artery). And, even if they happened to be injected successfully, the microchips would probably not even be large enough to carry viable batteries, leading them to have extremely limited lifespans. Even assuming we could build an injectable microchip, we have no way to keep them powered for any length of time.

Similarly, there’s no way the microchips would be able to transmit information independently. The human body is not an ideal environment for data transfer, and a tiny microchip tracker wouldn’t have the power to drive a radio (not to mention the negative immune response the body would probably have to microchips). There are pilot projects for injectable robots and wireless power delivery, but there is not a single system capable of delivering the kind of technological breakthrough required to implement an injectable chip-based tracker.

Not to give the government any hints, but it would be far easier for them to require Google and Apple to install mandatory tracking apps than to develop injectable microchips that can track everyone for the purposes of enforcing coronavirus quarantine.

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources:

https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-spurns-conspiracy-wants-vaccine-to-give-people-microchips-2020-7
https://www.bbc.com/news/52847648
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/310951-republicans-bill-gates-coronavirus-vaccines-microchips
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/22/bill-gates-denies-conspiracy-theories-that-say-he-wants-to-use-coronavirus-vaccines-to-implant-tracking-devices.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52833706
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-gates-fauci/false-claim-bill-gates-wants-to-microchip-people-anthony-fauci-wants-people-to-carry-vaccination-certificates-idUSKBN22H2JD

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Is Bill Gates Using Coronavirus Vaccines to Inject Us with Microchips?, Sara Habibipour

Conspiracism

September 24, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

When Editor Jake Sonderman instructed Bloggers to explore “Conspiracy Theories,” Elizabeth decided to explore WHY we are drawn to conspiracy.

By Elizabeth Shay

The government is hiding aliens at Area 51. The moon landings were fake. The “Illuminati” are trying to take over the world….These are just some well known examples of the numerous conspiracy theories that exist. Such wild conspiracy theories come about as people try to explain the seemingly unexplainable, often increasing in prevalence during periods of widespread anxiety or uncertainty. Humans have believed in conspiracy theories for millennia; one of the earliest theories was  that Emperor Nero was responsible for the burning of Rome in 64 A.D. Joseph Uscinski, PhD, an associate professor of political science at the University of Miami, says, “To one degree or another, we all have a disposition within us to view events and circumstances as the product of conspiracies.” But what exactly are conspiracy theories, and why do our brains love them so much?

Definitions vary, but, ultimately, conspiracy theories are attempts to explain events or phenomena as the result of the covert actions and influence of a powerful organization or group. Not to be confused with myths (stories not always purporting to be literal, often related to the supernatural, and which endure across millennia) or hoaxes (a deception that’s often preposterous, sometimes funny), conspiracy theories are often supported by exaggerations or false “facts” to make them appear more credible. 

The likelihood of a person believing conspiracy theories exists on a spectrum that Professor Uscinski calls the “conspiracy dimension,” which ranges from those who never believe in them to those who suspect that there is a conspiracy behind everything. Most people fall somewhere in the middle of these two extremes. In Uscinski’s book, American Conspiracy Theories, he finds that there is little difference between the genders, races, and religious versus nonreligious people with regards to who is more prone to conspiracism. Another surprising finding is that there is little difference in conspiratorial tendencies based on political leanings. However, people with no high school education and lower incomes tend to be more likely to believe in conspiracy theories. There are certain characteristics associated with people who tend to accept such theories as fact, including high levels of anxiety, paranoia, feelings of isolation, and low agreeability. 

But why do people believe in conspiracy theories? Research has shown that we’re not fully in control of whether or how our brains take in new information and what we do with it.  In his book, Suspicious Minds: Why We Believe Conspiracy Theories, Rob Brotherton, PhD, a psychologist at Barnard College, writes, “Conspiracy theories resonate with some of our brain’s built-in biases and shortcuts, and tap into some of our deepest desires, fears, and assumptions about the world and the people in it.” Conspiracy theories appeal to unconscious functions and instincts within our brain and seem like a source of order within the chaos. The prefrontal cortex of the brain has evolved to detect patterns and can make connections where they don’t exist. Once a supposed pattern is detected, confirmation bias causes people to seek out and believe information that supports their theory.

Conspiracy theories thrive in stressful times such as these. We all want to understand what is happening in a chaotic world and why. With the prevalence of the Internet and social media, theories are easily spread. It is important to be on the lookout for suspicious sources and use critical thinking to analyze the stories we come across. After all, like it or not, “We are all natural-born conspiracy theorists” (Brotherton).

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources Referenced:

https://elemental.medium.com/why-your-brain-loves-conspiracy-theories-69ca2abd893a
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-drawn-to-conspiracy-theories-share-a-cluster-of-psychological-features/
https://www.businessinsider.com/psychologist-explains-why-people-believe-conspiracy-theories-during-uncertain-times-2020-4

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Conspiracism, Elizabeth Shay

“Finland”

September 24, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Editor Jake Sonderman assigned the Blog Staff the theme “Conspiracy Theories.” Evan looks to the Northern Baltic Sea for this assignment.

By Conspirist Blogger Evan Spry

Let me ask you one question, have you ever been to or seen Finland? You know, the northern Baltic “country” neighboring Sweden and Russia? I didn’t think so. Many people have been fooled by their teachers and government into believing that “Finland” exists. You see, back in the Cold War Era, Japan and the Soviet Union had a very secret plan. They had shared classified intelligence about a stretch of the Baltic Sea between Sweden and the Soviet Union. Around the middle of the 20th century, the two countries collectively spread the misinformation that there was a landmass, known as Finland, on that stretch of ocean. They did this to secure prime fishing locations that would be shared between the two nations. Also, this stretch of ocean could be used strategically for the Soviet’s navy. This stretch would also not have to be burdened by the International Laws of the Sea. 

Now, you might ask how are these countries gonna transport all this fish without raising the suspicion of the nearby countries and their fishermen. Simple, the Trans-Siberian railroad. And you might wonder about all the hardware used to secure such a feat of fish transportation. Simple, Nokia. Nokia purportedly is a Finnish electronic company. This explains why Japan is the biggest importer of the brand’s product despite the fact that very few people in Japan actually use them. 

Now to the question of where do people actually go when they emigrate to or visit Finland. Well, the answer is simple; the people are transported to remote forested towns and cities in Sweden, Estonia, and Russia. This is where the so-called “Finnish” people live. You may think that Finland is easily seen from above, like in satellite images or even aircraft. However, you have to remember that the nations of Russia and Japan have many resources. The images that you may see of “Finland” are easily altered, and the two governments easily bribe every pilot that passes over it to keep it secret. 

I hope that today, I have brought knowledge and reassurance to anyone confused about this mysterious “Finland.” I think that it is important to question what big and powerful governments have presented to us as fact. Personally, I can’t believe that I have lived this long thinking that “Finland” was a real country. How naive could I be?! I urge all of you to spread the truth about the Northern Baltic so that we can rise up to the tyrannical governments that lie to us. Show the world that we aren’t stupid enough to believe that Finland exists.

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Source Referenced: https://theculturetrip.com/europe/finland/articles/does-finland-exist-many-dont-think-so/

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: "Finland", Evan Spry

The Juice is Loose–But Why?

June 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

On June 12th, 1994, sometime after 10 p.m., two people were murdered in cold blood at a condominium in the prestigious Brentwood of Los Angeles: Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald “Ron” Goldman. Today, for those who were not alive during the case or are unaware of the case, I would like to bring attention to what is known as the “trial of the century.” On that night, nobody knows quite what happened. But, what we do know is that a distressed family pet alerted a neighbor passing by. The neighbor reported the bodies, and the investigation began.

Meanwhile, Ms. Brown’s ex-husband and former NFL star, nicknamed “The Juice,” Orenthal James Simpson, was on an American Airlines flight to a convention in Chicago that had departed at 11:45 p.m. When O.J. arrived in Chicago and settled at the O’Hare Plaza Hotel, the police gave him a call. This was supposedly the moment when O.J. learned that his ex-wife had been murdered. Simpson boarded the next flight to Los Angeles and found his home under a full-blown investigation by the police. O.J. was then questioned by the police. This questioning was the first of many blunders by investigators. Diving into the specifics is unnecessary. All you need to know is that this questioning was so profoundly unhelpful that the prosecution did not even bring it into evidence in an almost year-long trial. Shortly thereafter, based on evidence found at the crime scene and O.J.’s house, the police felt as if they had enough to arrest O.J.

Like most alleged murderers, O.J. did not want to be arrested. He ran (just like he used to in the NFL). He got into a Ford Bronco and started driving down the freeway. Another driver recognized O.J.’s car and notified the police. The police and the media were soon pursuing O.J. They chose not to open fire at O.J. for a couple of reasons. First off, O.J was a football star. And, ninety-five million people were watching this chase unfold. There were also crowds of people surrounding the freeway on structures like bridges, cheering for O.J. Needless to say, the police were given the order to hold their fire to avoid chaos. Little did they know, chaos was going to unfold anyways. Second of all, O.J. threatened to take his own life if the police did not allow him to visit his home before being arrested. The police granted him this request. He was then arrested and jailed without a chance of bail (meaning he could not pay a fee to return to his home during the trial).

The prosecutors went into this case with a “slam dunk” attitude. A celebrity had seemingly just thrown himself on a silver platter. O.J.’s blood was at the crime scene. Nicole Brown Simpson’s blood was found on a pair of O.J.’s socks. Two matching blood-sodden gloves were found at two separate locations. One was found at the scene of the murder, and the other was found outside O.J.’s home. Bloody shoe prints from shoes that matched O.J.’s foot size were found at the scene of the crime. There was blood in his Bronco. The list certainly goes on. What went wrong? Given all of this forensic evidence, how was O.J. acquitted? Well…

  • DNA Evidence? – Many have observed that, in 1995, the concept of DNA was not as widely understood by the general public as it is now. Even if it was wiggling its way into the education system, the jurors may have never seen or heard about the concept of DNA, having been educated years before 1995. The prosecution may have failed to properly convince the jury that the DNA evidence pointed to near certainty that O.J. was the killer. The defense, on the other hand, brought up what some jurors referred to as the most credible witness of the trial: Henry Lee, Forensic Scientist. Henry Lee refuted much of the DNA evidence that the prosecution brought into play. He was able to cast some doubt on what could once have been seen as certain evidence. Dr. Lee went through many of the pieces of forensic evidence, such as the bloody sock, and offered alternative possibilities. He established the idea that something was not right with the collected evidence. Reasonable doubt is all that is needed. By the time the jury had to make a decision, the jurors may have flat-out forgotten or given little regard to the intricacies of the DNA evidence.
  • The Glove – In a highly confident move, prosecutor Christopher Darden asked that O.J. try on the gloves that were found at the scene of the crime; allegedly, these gloves were the gloves of the killer. In a dramatic event that has since been integrated into our pop culture, O.J. grabbed the gloves and tried to put them on. O.J. turned to the jury and began to wriggle his hand into the ill-fitting glove while harshly tugging on the edges in an attempt to get them around his hand. After the theatrics, it was evident that the gloves were not going to fit O.J.’s hands. This was a triumphant moment for the defense–and a grim realization for the prosecution. The jury remembered this point in the trial. Instead of remembering some small detail in a timeline that perhaps incriminates O.J., they recalled the time where O.J. Simpson, the charming NFL star, stood directly in front of them and failed to fit into the killer’s gloves.
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  • The “Corrupt Police” Theory – Given all of the forensic evidence against O.J., the defense had to find a way to create an alternate theory, rather than try to refute the irrefutable. Johnnie Cochran and his team of seasoned attorneys came up with the idea that it was the police who wanted O.J. behind bars. The lead investigative officer, Mark Fuhrman, was put on the witness stand by the prosecution to give a rundown of the investigation and the night of the arrest. The defense saw this as an opportunity to lay the foundation for their theory. O.J.’s leading attorney, Johnnie Cochran, was well known for defending clients that were victims of racially based police brutality. Mr. Cochran told fellow attorney, Francis Lee Bailey, to use the cross-examination to show the jury and the people of Los Angeles (the entire trial was televised) that this case was about more than O.J. This case was now about the systemic racism that allegedly plagued the L.A.P.D. Mr. Bailey asked Fuhrman if he had ever used the n-word to describe anyone. Fuhrman was adamant that he had never and will never use the slur. Later in the trial, an aspiring screenwriter came out and said that she had recorded evidence of Fuhrman using the aforementioned slur over forty times. The defense called Fuhrman back up to the stand for further questioning after they gained access to the tape. Fuhrman asserted his 5th Amendment right, meaning he refused to answer any question he was asked due to his right to avoid self-incrimination. During this examination, the defense asked the officer both if he had ever falsified a police report and if he had planted or manufactured evidence in the case. Individuals cannot pick and choose what they want to answer when they assert their Fifth Amendment privilege; he had no choice but to refuse to answer these questions. Fuhrman’s testimony about the evidence of the crime no longer had a sliver of credibility. The defense now had the opportunity to go through each piece of evidence and establish that it could have been tampered with, manufactured, or falsified. In addition, Fuhrman’s perjury gave merit to the idea that the L.A.P.D. had a dire issue with racism and corruption. Every single point made by the defense after Fuhrman’s testimony was underscored by these ideas.

The People v. O.J. Simpson case lends itself perfectly as a case that can be used to teach someone about the principles of the American legal system. People who have been charged need to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. But, it was a slam dunk case to the prosecution. They had evidence that the defense could not possibly counter. But, after Fuhrman’s testimony, every piece of evidence that was once incriminating became an unknown. There was doubt to every piece of evidence. Did Fuhrman smear the gloves in the victim’s blood and plant a glove at O.J.’s home? Did a well-trained officer break into O.J.’s car and splatter some of the blood sample that he lent to the police? Why did the gloves not fit? It was a convoluted, labyrinthine, perplexing, tangled mess of a case with too many unanswered possibilities. This is why “The Juice” is loose.  

O.J. Simpson (center) hears the verdict amongst two of his defense attorneys, Francis Lee Bailey (left) and Johnnie Cochran (right).


References:

https://famous-trials.com/simpson/1862-home
Forensics at the OJ Simpson Trial

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Culture, History, Media Tagged With: Luke Langlois, The Juice is Loose--But Why?

conspiracies that probably don’t exist but are fun to think about

April 5, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Makena Behnke for Conspiracy Week

let’s face it, basically everyone is obsessed with conspiracy theories (Editor Hannah is), they’re all over the media and in various conversations. some conspiracy theories make lots of sense (like iPhones are listening to us), and some are just plain stupid, but they are still fun to think about and come up with on your own. so, i present to you some unlikely theories with no evidence. enjoy.

  • you have a doppelgänger that shows up at night, but you are not able to see it. this doppelgänger looks exactly like you except their face is much more weathered and leathery. think the “Other Mother” from Coraline after she goes wack.
  • merry-go-rounds are a government ploy to rid our minds of memories of our childhood that could harm the government. the government has lots of secrets they want to hide, and maybe children have some of that precious info. there could be a government tool inside the poles or the fake animals that extract the classified information.
  • antarctica isn’t real. maybe the people that went to “antarctica” to study were part of some big scheme to make us think that it’s real. for what reason? i don’t know. perhaps people that passed by “antarctica” only passed by a giant movie set. consider it.
  • there is a mirror world outside of our lives. this actually could be possible since we literally have no way of knowing if it is real. there could be an opposite world where you are your best friend with the brown hair and they are you with the blonde hair. i believe it.
  • “soulmates” reappear in our various lives. the theory of soulmates is well-known; you meet someone who is so perfect for you that you feel like you were made for each other. this springs off the idea of past lives and reincarnation, so dream with me, folks. what if your past soulmate found you in the form of a butterfly that landed on your nose on the day of your previous anniversary? or maybe now they are your pet dog weaving between your feet. maybe there’s a double universe of sorts where you both exist as humans, but in separate worlds. maybe there’s a universe where you, a gopher, know the route that your soulmate takes on their way to work and you always pop up while your human soulmate walks the route. alternately, you, a human, often come across a cat that sleeps in a cafe window and only walks over to your booth and no one else’s. (i actually believe this theory the most.)

Conspiracy Editor: Hannah Hall

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: conspiracies that probably don't exist but are fun to think about, Makena Behnke

Scandal in the Universities

April 3, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Holden Hartle

Editor Hannah challenges bloggers to write on the topic of Conspiracy. Holden goes to the conspiracy in the news . . . the College Admissions Scandal!

As I’m sure most of you know, there has been a big scandal within some of the big name universities. Parents of high school seniors are bribing admissions officers in order to guarantee a spot for their child. In addition, there have been cases in which parents have bribed standardized test proctors to practically take the test for their children, ensuring that they get a higher score. There are even cases of parents bribing coaches of various universities in order for their child to get an admissions offer via fulfilling a team spot.  

Before I become too subjective, let’s begin with the facts. Fifty students from six different states were guaranteed a spot into a big-name university due to bribes from their parents. These aren’t cheap bribes. Most of them are hundreds of thousands of dollars allocated towards a single individual. Note: this money isn’t going to a school. These weren’t donations to the university. If they were donations, the money could go towards constructing a new building or hiring more professors. Rather, hundreds of thousands of dollars were sent to admissions officers, proctors, and coaches.

Some of the colleges involved in the scandal include Yale, Stanford, Georgetown, University of Southern California, University of California Los Angeles, University of San Diego, University of Texas, Wake Forest, and recently, University of California Irvine.  

And now, to get subjective. If you are planning on applying to these universities, still apply. Though this scandal does put a bad name on the university, not the whole university is at fault.  Rather, the bribed individuals should take the blame.

I interviewed Jake Mulé, who applied to UCLA, and asked him if this scandal was a big deal to him and if this scandal affected his perceptions of the school. He said that “it doesn’t deter me from the colleges I am looking at. The problem is within the system. It is hard to be what colleges want us to be. [Bribery] is how people are willing to get ahead.”

Most of the people I interviewed generally agree that the universities aren’t to blame. Asher Mai, who applied to UCLA, USC, and Stanford, said that “It’s not the university’s fault.” Amanda Laule agreed adding that “the universities should make sure their admissions officers aren’t accepting bribes.”

Personally, I agree with Jake that this scandal points out the obvious flaws in the college admissions system. I also agree that colleges should be more attentive to potential bribes that their admissions representatives and coaches may be receiving. But the whole conspiracy affects me on a more personal level. U.S. Attorney Andrew Lelling, the prosecuting attorney, said that “for every student admitted through fraud, an honest and genuinely talented student was rejected.” From someone who has felt the pain of a rejection email, it is so difficult for me to watch these people have their path to college paid for by their parents, and at the same time, have to watch my talented friends get denied from their dream universities. And consider this: even though there are only fifty cases that have surfaced, this is something that has happened in years past, and something that doesn’t look like it’s going away anytime soon.

Conspiracy Editor: Hannah Hall

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Controversy, Op-Ed Tagged With: Holden Hartle

Education: Is it Brainwashing?

March 22, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Luke Langlois

Welcome to Editor Hannah Hall’s Conspiracy-Themed Week. Luke, below, is being satirical. Of course, he loves the College Board and all teachers.

Dearest readers of the blog, it is time to WAKE UP! It has come to my attention that there is a grand conspiracy that deeply, greatly, severely affects each and every one of us. Schools are beacons of brainwashing. If the government wanted to instill a certain set of values or ideas in the next generation, what would be the best way to do it? Would it be propaganda posters? Would it be a top-secret kidnapping program? The answer to both of these is, as you may have anticipated, no. The best way for the government to have its iron fist control the generation of the future is through the education system, through our teachers.

Teachers are one of the first authority figures we encounter in our lives. From very early ages we are taught to respect teachers and learn from what they have to say. As young children, we do not know any better than to absolutely accept this logic. Herein lies the problem. From this point on, teachers are fully capable of being the conductors of our poor, impressionable brains. The government is well aware of this fact and uses it to their advantage. Have you ever heard of the “Common Core State Standards Initiative”? This is an educational (BRAINWASHING!!!) initiative that sets the national standards for what students should know at the end of each school year. If schools are shown to have underperforming students, they are penalized. Unfortunately, this 2010 initiative managed to slip by our speculative goggles. Common core is the government’s way of controlling the teachers on a massive and undetectable scale. Quite frankly, it is the perfect crime. Teachers are unified under one curriculum to create a single mind. And, don’t even get me started on the College Board!

Here’s the bottom line: this systematic brainwashing causes us all to have artificial thoughts and ideas. None of us are our true and natural selves because of the specifically engineered influence from schools. We are all brainwashed to some degree. Who knows, perhaps you and I would be completely different people if it were not for this “education” system. Regardless of your allegiances, KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN!

Editor: Hannah Hall

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Satire Tagged With: Education: Is it Brainwashing?

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