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How Bad My World Would Be Without Marley

May 18, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Here at The Bird on Fire, we toyed with the idea “What if ________ was erased?” What if your best friend never was? What if home disappeared? What if the “missing link” went missing? What if Tucker Carlson was canceled? Jess looks to her beloved Marley and highlights life with her favorite Chihuahua.

By Junior Jess Billimore 

This is Marley.

Photo credit: Jess Billimore

As you can see, she is very charming.

I have had Marley for just over two years now and my world would implode without her.

To begin with, as you have already seen, Marley is stunning.

Photo credit: Jess Billimore

I mean who wouldn’t want to wake up to that face? 

Marley is very caring also. Whenever I’m having a bad day, she knows and takes care of me. She does this by bringing me toys, being extra silly, licking my tears and giving me extra love and cuddles. 

She’s also a very intimidating guard dog. Marley is an expert at scaring away flies and other insects, and frightening objects such as La Croix cans. I probably wouldn’t be alive without her protection. 

In addition, Marley is absolutely hilarious. She loves playing with bottle caps, leaves, and her favorite toy Lamby. She is so funny when she plays with them because she acts like they are trying to attack her. She also makes the silliest faces sometimes. My personal favorite is when her top lip gets stuck on her teeth (this happens a lot when she’s sleeping).  

Marley is very social! She has lots of best friends and is loved by many. Marley impacts the world of even those who don’t know her as they stop to say “Hi,” and I know for a fact that the memory of Marley sticks with them for life.

All in all, Marley is my world, and I can’t imagine my life without her!

Filed Under: Alternate Realities, Animals, Doomsday Tagged With: How Bad my World would be without Marley, Jess Billimore

The Place I Would Like to See

September 20, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

If Alyna could go anywhere back in history, she’d go to the opulent Titanic . . . , only to helicopter out before any iceberg appeared on the scene.

By Junior Alyna Rei

There are many places in the world I would like to see. The places I would love to visit are pretty well known. Something I would like to experience is the Titanic before it sinks. I want to see the atmosphere and the feeling of the biggest ship on water. Obviously, I’d rather not see or live through the end of the Titanic and the ship sinking. I’m basing what I envision of the Titanic off of the 1997 film. It was that lavish movie that  gave me the idea of writing this post.

Who do I want to see on the Titanic?

From the 1997 film of the Titanic, I would love to see Rose and Jack and how two opposites fall in love. (I am aware that they never existed). Another person I would love to meet is the captain. Hearing how the Titanic launched would be very fascinating to hear. Perhaps we could converse over a many-course dinner.

What would I like to see?

Just being on the ship would make me happy. One of the many things I would like to see are the two parties, the rich and the poor. I would like to experience both–whether that is a fancy dinner with royalty or an energetic dance party with hundreds of people, I would beg to see any of those scenes. Another iconic and popular setting I would love to see or rather stand on is the very front of the ship, the bow. I want to stand in that tiny space and see the dolphins and flowing water below me with the sunset in the distance.

Why the Titanic?

The Titanic was one of the most iconic creations on the planet. And to see how it was in the film makes me want to be there. I want to feel what the people felt boarding the ship. I want to taste the delicious food. I want to see the water and beautiful sunsets from the deck of this huge ship. 

Since the Titanic is not with us right now, or at least above water, other places I would like to see are the cool museums that honor the Titanic and have the coolest facts about the ship. Some of these museums are in Springfield, Belfast, Southampton, etc. I believe those museums are the closest I will be to the Titanic.

Filed Under: Aquatic, Architecture, Doomsday, Historical Figures, History Tagged With: Alyna Rei

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September 20, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Remy Haring

Junior Remy Haring continues with his third installment of his serial fiction inspired by The New Order–a mod for Hearts of Iron IV. If you recall, Remy visits an alternate dark history here, where, in WWII,  the Axis powers have won.

Outskirts of Zeya, Amur, the Russian Far East, January 24, 1962

It was the crack of dawn. I left the house garbed in a ski mask, winter camo and snow boots. It was time to check the snares I left out in the forest for small game. The air was crisp and cold with not a cloud in sight. After 15 minutes of trudging through the dense thickets crowned with snow, I finally reached the clearing where I left a trap. A snow hare was hanging from the wire. After carrying it back to the house, I produced a skinner knife and got to work. Look, it’s not a pleasant job, but people need furs, and I need to eat.

When I finished the job, I cleaned the hide, rolled it up and carved the rest for food. I rolled up the pelt, put the meat in the freezer, and set off for Zeya. When going down the road, I saw what transpired the night before: deep boot tracks and, next to them, a deep indent in the snow implying something heavy was dragged. Blood stained the snow. Ahead of all of that, tire tracks. Damn, I thought, they must have got Kozlov. After following the dirt road for a while, I finally made it to Zeya. It was a bleak little coal town that was divided into two by the river. The only way to get from one side to the other was by crossing the old, decrepit hydroelectric dam that has been offline since the war. One side was where most of the higher ups of the RFP lived. The cluster of houses almost looked like an ideal American suburb if it weren’t for the drab paint and withered roads. The next area was where most of the Russians lived. It consisted of these massive, concrete bricks for apartments that looked like they were about to fall apart. Near the coal mine to the west was where the undesirables lived: non-Russians, non-Orthodox, etc. Their dwellings were little more than hovels huddling around the mines. Some were made of metal scrap, others logs. Some people had nothing and huddled around fires for warmth.

As I walked down the main street, I couldn’t help but feel a creeping dread. The crisp, cool air turned stale, and barely anyone was out. Lifeless buildings towered above me like the corpses of giants. I could hear the echoes of my footsteps, the snow boots crunching against the snow. I looked to my left to see pockmarks on a wall and below that a line of shoes. I could have sworn I saw a couple casings in the snow, but I could not be sure. Directly in front of me, I came across a dead tree draped with nooses–more than normal.

Despite every fiber in my body telling me to turn back, that I would be next, I kept walking through the snow. In the distance I heard a crowd chanting, “Slava Rodzaevsky, slava Russia!” Then I heard the rhythmic tramping of boots and the roaring engine of a truck. Despite the thick cover of snow, I could see a crowd of people waving flags at an intersection. When I finally reached the crowd, I saw legions of Blackshirts marching, rusty bayonets pointing into the air like missiles, and a tank roaring through the street. At the far end of the street, I saw him: Konstantin Rodzaevsky, vozhd of the new Russia. He was standing at a podium with Blackshirts on his left and right. With a raise of his hand, the crowd fell silent, and he began to speak:

“Citizens of the Amur, it is time for us to water the flower of our new Russia with the blood of her enemies–Mikhail Matkovsky and his godless heathens of Magadan to the north and Grigory Semyonov and his illegitimate puppet of a Tsar and the “monarchy” of Chita to the west. Once these enemies are defeated, we shall all be unified as the holy and pious people of Amur. We recognize that a true Russian state cannot be without God and yet must do away with the Tsars of old, for we are the true heirs of Harbin. With aid from the Japanese, our Blackshirts will march to the Sea of Okhotsk to the north and Lake Baikal to the west, and we will win. For we have God and the state on our side. Then, our land will have been purged of all who shall stop our efforts, and a new Russia shall be created.”

After his speech ended, the crowd erupted in cheers. The word ura rang throughout Zeya as the crowd roiled in ecstacy.

*Glory

Filed Under: Alternate Realities, Apocalypse, Doomsday Tagged With: Remy Haring

Doomsday Tunes

December 9, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

I chose the theme “Apocalypse” because the word has been tossed around a lot this year. After hearing that word so much, I became interested in what the apocalypse actually meant. So I asked the Palm Valley Blog Staff to write about the apocalypse and its association. Elizabeth Shay responded with a playlist to accompany any grand exit.–Apocalypse Editor, Erik Bearman

By Elizabeth Shay

Here are some songs that remind me of the apocalypse and the end of the world because of their dark lyrics, bleak imagery, and intense sound. These are not to cheer you up; they’re meant to match the moment. Check them out on Spotify. Maybe make your own apocalypse playlist. You never know when you’ll need it.

Apocalypse Please by Muse– “And this is the end, the end/This is the end /Of the world”

Panic Room by Au/Ra– “My phone has no signal/It’s making my skin crawl/The silence is so loud”

Our Destiny by Black Veil Brides– “Fire spreads like kerosene/We’re going down/We’re going down in tragedy”

Carry On by Falling in Reverse– “All we are is cosmic dust that scatters free/With no sense of direction we’re just wandering”

At the End of the Earth by The Dear Hunter–  “At the end of the earth/Till we meet again at the end of the earth”

Losing My Mind by Missio– “I’m losing, I’m losing, I’m losing my mind/I’m fighting, I’m fighting, I’m fighting for more time”

(The) Yawning Grave by Lord Huron– “(You can run but you can’t escape)/Darkness brings evil things, oh, the reckoning begins”

Paralyzed by In Flames– “Paralyzed, rewind, there’s no time/And the wasteland, it’s an indication”

Save Me by Avenged Sevenfold– “(Save me)/I’m trapped in a vile world”

Endgame by Rise Against– “The city lines are down, the kerosene’s run out/The fracturing of all we relied upon”

Sources:

https://genius.com/

Apocalypse Editor: Erik Bearman

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Doomsday Tunes, Elizabeth Shay

Doomsday

May 21, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Renée Vazquez

noun,

the last day of the world’s existence,

a time or event of crisis or great danger.

so many people thought up great stories of doomsday,

terrifying monsters,

intrepid survivors,

extraordinary natural disasters.

none of them believed that a deadly disease from the same family as the flu

could bring the world to its knees.

All we have to do is stay at home.

Meanwhile fires raged,

caused by us.

Meanwhile storms brewed,

caused by us.

Meanwhile corruption festered,

caused by us.

One might expect any one of these to be the cause of doomsday–

difficult to fight,

a reflection of our own effects on the world–

it might’ve been more poetic.

But all we have to do is stay home. 

Then again, 

even that may just prove too much of an indignity to some people. 

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Doomsday, Renée

Doomsday Poem

May 5, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Love Billy Collins? Well, this isn’t quite Billy Collins. It’s Quintus Ni’s take on the end of the world. Says Shirley Sun, “A little bit dark, but it’s very attractive. LOVE the last part of this poem!!”

By Quintus Ni

Tilting earth,

Churning sea,

Erupting volcano,

Doomsday is coming.

Life is approaching an end:

Carnival!

The city’s dignity is falling;

The proud civilization is crying:

Crazy!

The heaven and the earth change their position.

The sun is no more rising.

Everything is swallowed unscrupulously by water and fire.

The monsters are busy escaping

With no time left for  biting.

Proud and humble

Are fleeing on the road.

Truth, kindness and beauty, and the false, the ugly and the evil

All destroyed together,

With only a pile of ruins remaining,

Nothing is left.

And there’s no room for brash fire.

Everything is in peace.

No hunger or war–

No more suffering or tears will be left.

I am sitting at the luxurious crystal table

Enjoying the last supper

And appreciating the collapsing world

As if it is a wonderful drama–

That rebirth in despair

Accompanied by the violent symphony.

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Doomsday Poem, Quintus Ni

Does Doomsday Have a Silver Lining?

May 5, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Katelin Mei

In these times, it must feel like it is nearing the end of the world. We are all stuck in our homes (I hope) trying to stay safe from the coronavirus. Life has changed dramatically. It may seem just like the end of the world to some people.

With all this negativity surrounding us, it may be hard to look on the positive side. However, no matter how bad things become, there is always a positive.

The effect that humans have on the environment is truly showing. As more of us stay at our homes during the pandemic, the Earth has been healing. The pollution from factories in China is decreasing; the canals in Venice are clear again, and the ozone is healing itself.

Air Pollution in China Drops Dramatically During Coronavirus ...

Some people do not believe we have an effect  on this planet, but we have shown exactly what happens when we remove ourselves from the world. I only hope that once the pandemic is over and people emerge from their homes that we realize the effect we have on our planet and become more mindful of preserving it.

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Does Doomsday Have a Silver Lining?, Katelin Mei

Apocalypse Survival Kit!

April 30, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By: Chelsea

No matter if it is a zombie apocalypse, nuclear outbreak, global pandemic or asteroid strikes, we all need some tips to survive these difficult times. Well, you found just the right post to help you do exactly that!

Water

Keeping bottled water (at least two 8-packs) in your garage is essential during the apocalypse. Water is the one thing that you cannot live without, along with food.

Canned food

Having canned foods in your storage would be essential as well, especially if the situation arises where you cannot go out to buy stuff. Gather cans as much as possible.

Gas mask (nuclear outbreak)
Gas masks are needed during a nuclear warfare since there’s radiation in the air. You should wear a gas mask no matter where you are, even at home if your house is close to the nuclear active zone.

Weapon

Having weapons on hand is extremely helpful during a zombie apocalypse. Usually having the deadier the weapons are better because you are going to knock some zombie head off.

Facemask

Facemasks are important during a pandemic, especially when some types of virus are carried in the air. Putting facemasks on helps to decrease the air particles that are coming into your lungs thus decreasing the likelihood you are going to get the virus. Still, stay away from huge crowds or big social gatherings. Stay safe everyone!

Some sort of communication

It’s always good to keep some sort of communication to the outside world in your grasp, especially when you are living alone. Having communication to the outside world is important because it can help you keep an update on the current situation.

Some sort of transportation

Having some sort of transportation is very important in apocalyptic situations. It can help you get far or help you escape dreaded situations. 

Toilet paper

Last but not least, toilet paper. What can I say? Toilet paper is quite important after all, no matter how serious the situation is.

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Apocalypse Survival Kit!, Chelsea

What happens after Doomsday?

April 28, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By James Zheng

Doomsday always sounds like it will never happen. However, it is reasonable to speculate what aftermath doomsday could bring and be prepared to face it. But in this post, the main focus is not giving some “science-fiction” ways we could use. You might have heard things like time-travel, someone’s random superpower, or even like some confidential files that determine human fate. These are unrealistic! So, in this post, I am only going to point out some realistic methods that could possibly save human civilization (or not). 

Nuclear Fission. Nuclear fission, also known as nuclear division, is the change of one nucleus splitting into several nuclei. Only some very large nuclei such as uranium, thorium and plutonium can work with the fission. After absorbing a neutron, the nuclei of these atoms will split into two or more nuclei with smaller mass. At the same time, they will release two or three neutrons and an immense amount of energy, which can make other nuclei undergo nuclear fission. This process is called chain-reaction (like trigger-to-trigger). When nuclear fission occurs, the nucleus releases huge amounts of nuclear energy. To give you a concept of how much energy is released, the energy produced by one kilogram of uranium could keep a nuclear power plant running for one thousand hours. Why should nuclear fission be mentioned here? Well, if we think about what has forged the human civilization of technology today, once the doomsday comes, nuclear fission could support humans to rebuild everything. If humans master use of nuclear fission, it is infinite energy. Without energy, it will be infinite regression. 

Space Colonization? Kepler-452b is a wonderful astronomical discovery achieved by NASA in 2015. It is considered to be the only planet that contains 83% similarity to Earth’s structure. It is located in a constellation called Cygnus, fourteen thousand light years from the Earth. This seeming “habitable” planet, which revolves around the sun like a star and is about the size of Earth, may have a similar atmosphere and flowing water resource. Although many people misunderstand this planet as a second Earth, it has never been officially claimed that by NASA. However, it is a possible hope for planet migration.

The Man-Made Sun. Or International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor, now that is us as humans playing God. This project was actually started in 2003. It involves a cooperation program that puts many countries in the same spot. It is estimated to cost five billion dollars and will take ten years approximately to complete. The Man-Made Sun is related to nuclear fission by way of the same aspect of learning to manipulate nuclear power. When doomsday comes, to maintain or rebuild ecological systems and to have the positive effects from the sun as usual, man-made sun may be indispensable.

So, there you have it. Now your question might be: does it mean that reading this post could possibly save my life? Well, unfortunately, probably not, because I do not think there is a doomsday, at least not yet. And plus, it depends on what form doomsday would take. But, I do keep an optimistic view towards the future. There better not be a real doomsday. Still, I hope you learned something . . . just in case there is. 

In times of calamity, we always have new solutions, just like the three examples I give you. Especially during this harsh time, I hope you stay safe, and trust each other. 

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: James Zheng, What happens after Doomsday?

Nobody Knows

April 21, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

With the coronavirus circulating the globe, Editor Doreen assigned the Blog Staff to write about “Doomsday.” Luke responds with a poem of sorts.

By Luke Langlois

Orphan works: Classifying the unknown

How long will this quarantine last?

When will coronavirus reach its peak?

How dangerous is the virus to me?

If I get it, will I recover?

Which of these contrasting experts should I listen to?

When will a vaccine be widely available?

Will my family be alright?

Why is our government spending so much money?

Why is our government not spending enough money?

How will history look upon this moment?

Will we get an NBA champion?

Will that mom and pop pizza shop on my corner survive?

Can virtual classes really replace in-person classes?

Will seniors around the world get to step on their campus as students ever again?

Will seniors get to graduate?

How are seniors going to make the right decision without campus visits?

Are colleges going to start on time?

Will those below the poverty line be alright?

Are essential workers getting the support they need?

Will my nation’s economy recover?

Will the world economy recover?

Are we headed to the next Great Depression?

How will the 2020 Election work?

Do I still have a promising future? 

What should I do during quarantine?

Is the world going to be the same when we get out of this?

Is there anyone that can answer these questions?

What is it that we can do? 

This is not doomsday.

There is an end to this tunnel.

Thank your essential workers.

Support your local small businesses.

Keep your hands off your face.

Stay inside.

Stay safe.

Unite

and Endure.

Doomsday Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Doomsday Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Nobody Knows

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