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How to Grow Culinary Mushrooms

August 25, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

I tasked The Bird on Fire staff with describing, discovering, and detailing PVS hobbies. Alyna reminded us we fell into some “interesting” hobbies during quarantine. Luke gave us sage advice on collecting vinyl (Avoid scratches). This summer, Levi took up growing mushrooms . . . in his grandparents’ bathroom. Here is his tale.

Ms. Zachik, Blog Advisor

By Junior Levi Kassinove

I realize that, in writing this, few people will have the time and energy to grow mushrooms. If you do, however, choose to grow culinary mushrooms, know that you will end up growing many more than you know what to do with. It’s a rewarding yet comprehensive process. And, obviously, if you ask me, I’d tell you that it is totally worth it. All the information in this guide comes from my own experience growing pink oyster and lion’s mane mushrooms. 

Part 1: Life Cycle of a Fungus

Before learning how to grow mushrooms, it is necessary to understand the life cycle of the fungus itself due to its drastic differences from the life cycle of a plant. Additionally, note that fungi are neither plants nor animals, but rather their own kingdom. 

The life cycle starts with spores, which are microscopic balls of DNA that are released by the billion from the mushroom’s gills. The spores travel the universe by wind and sometimes an animal’s foot if it had stepped on a mushroom. Eventually, some spores settle on dirt, corpses, feces, basically anything with nutritional value. I’ve seen people grow mushrooms on cardboard. When two spores meet, they form a microscopic white strand between them called a hypha. Over time, the hyphae will branch out and grow in new directions, making connections between new strands. Collectively, these hyphae are called the mycelium. The mycelium is basically the entirety of the fungus. Its most basic functions are to absorb and send nutrients throughout the mycelial network. A good way to think of a fungus is to compare it to an apple tree, where the tree is the mycelium, and the mushrooms are the apples. But some more interesting functions of the mycelium include deciding when it’s time to produce mushrooms, and even communicating (to a degree) with surrounding trees (Science Direct-Fungal Consciousness). According to the University of Illinois, the mycelium’s “network-like design mirrors that of dark matter, neural connections in the brain, and even the human-created Internet.” But this is not a discussion about philosophical questions; this is about growing mushrooms. So, when the conditions are right, the mycelium will produce the fruiting bodies known colloquially as mushrooms. As the mushrooms mature, their caps will open up and release spores. The cycle starts once again. The whole process takes a few months. 

Part 2: Growing at Home

As I said earlier, mushrooms can pretty much grow on anything with nutrients. They don’t need sunlight (although its benefits are debated by the mushroom growing community, more on why later), and they don’t need much water. What they do absolutely need is a sterile environment (nothing will ever be truly sterile, but I will use the word to describe sterility to the degree that matters to us), which is the main difficulty in mushroom cultivation. You might be wondering why that matters if mushrooms can grow just fine in the wild. Well, the mushrooms we see in the wild have stood the test of time and beaten out all other microscopic competition (mold, bacteria, and other mushrooms). There’s a reason why mushrooms produce billions of spores; it’s incredibly rare that a given set of spores survive in the wild. If you attempted to grow mushrooms without using a sterile technique, the mycelium would quickly become overtaken by mold or bacteria. It is by luck that a given set of spores end up beating competition and creating mushrooms in the wild. This means that, in your own home, you have to kill all other competition. So how is that accomplished? 

Mushrooms require a sterile medium to grow in. The easiest option for us homegrowers is precooked, microwavable-ready rice. The exact kind you can buy at any supermarket. Be careful, however, to not buy any rice with a high sodium content (>500mg) or any flavorings. Plain old brown rice is the best way to go. Now, since the area within the ready-rice bag is sterile, you need to somehow transfer the spores into the rice without introducing contaminants. This process is called inoculation. There are multiple ways to accomplish this, but the easiest way is to use an MSS (multi-spore syringe) to pierce the unopened bag and inject the spores. It is a syringe with a solution consisting of water and spores, which can be bought online. The idea is to inject the spores into the bag of rice and squirt the solution, then quickly cover the hole. The needle will come sterilized, but you still need to sterilize the environment surrounding the bag just before you inoculate. It is not overkill to spray the entire room with Lysol spray. You need to be absolutely sure that nothing gets in the bag but spores. If contaminants get in, there is no chance your young and ungerminated spores will be able to fight them off. So spray the room with Lysol; get gloves on; mask up (so you don’t breathe on the bag); and wipe the bag down with alcohol wipes. One of the required materials I did not mention before was medical grade paper tape (name brand is Micropore, found at CVS), which is needed as a means to get oxygen into the bag while simultaneously filtering out contaminants. So once the spores are injected (injecting any more than 1cc of solution will induce bacterial wet rot), quickly cover the hole with the paper tape. This tiny hole, of course, will not provide sufficient oxygen. To provide sufficient oxygen, cut the corner of the bag (1 in. wide, with scissors wiped with alcohol) and cover it completely with paper tape. All of this should be completed within a minute or so, starting from once everything is sterilized. Now, you can leave it alone for a few weeks without touching the bag. The bag needs to stay sealed. The hardest part is truly over now, although this was not my main challenge when growing. I also should stress that you are only minimizing the chances of contamination, and not completely eliminating it. Doing all these steps in a relatively dirty house with pets would likely get you a bag full of mold. 

Part 3: The Waiting Game 

The amount of time it takes for the mycelium to fully colonize the bag is dependent on temperature, genetics (luck if you’re using a Multi-Spore Syringe), and the method of inoculation. The ideal temperature for mycelial growth is 75-77 degrees Fahrenheit. So room temperature will work for most people. Anything colder will slow down the growth, anything higher will increase the probability of contamination and start to cook the mycelium. The colonization process will take about a month. You can tell when it’s 100% colonized when the bag is hard all the way through. Not rock solid, but it should be quite firm. If it is firm in some areas but mushy in others, it still has a ways to go. The genetics are completely random and vary from spore to spore in an MSS (the species is guaranteed of course), but you can also inoculate the rice with a liquid culture syringe or a colonized agar wedge for faster colonization. A liquid culture syringe is a syringe with a solution of already established mycelium as opposed to spores, which saves about a week of waiting. An agar wedge is a wedge cut from an agar plate, which is basically a petri dish filled with nutrients (with mycelium growing in this case). The advantage of an agar wedge over a liquid culture syringe is that it is possible to genetically isolate the fastest and strongest mycelium in an agar plate. Unfortunately that is too advanced for this post; after all, I did recommend growing these things in a bag of ready-rice. 

At one point I grew pink oyster mushrooms in fancy mason jars I bought online specifically designed for growing mushrooms. They contain sterilized rye berries, a self-healing injection port, and a filter. I know I could have gone with the ready-rice method, but this method further reduces the chance of contamination since you don’t need to make your own filter. Anyway, the white stuff you see in the picture to the right is mycelium, and when the jars are fully white, they are ready for the next phase. 

Part 4: Spawning to Bulk

A mere bag of rice will only yield about five mushrooms, so the next step is to expand the mycelium further. Though if you want, the process could end with the rice. Given enough time, the mycelium will just start pumping mushrooms like no tomorrow, and you’ll end up with a bag of deformed little mushroom children. I don’t think they’ll taste good. Moving on, the idea of spawning to bulk is that you can dump the colonized rice in some actual soil to grow out the mycelium in a shoebox. Sterility is not as important now because at this point the mycelium is big enough to deal with its own problems (antibiotic properties). The real issue now is what soil to use. You can either choose to make your own substrate (a real pain), or buy it online. For mushrooms that grow on the ground, your best bet is to go with a coco coir-based substrate. Coco coir is the fibrous husk of the coconut. A condensed brick of coco coir could be found at PetSmart, which is actually ideal for this process because of a reason I’ll explain later. Grounded mushrooms can grow on just coco coir, but a blend of coco coir, vermiculite, gypsum powder, and coffee grounds is optimal. Mushrooms that grow on trees prefer either a sawdust or straw-based blend with the optional addition of the other ingredients from the grounded blend. As long as its base is correct, you can use any combination of the other ingredients. For example, sawdust and coffee grounds work fine. You can either buy all of these ingredients separately at PetSmart and Home Depot, or buy a pre-made substrate online like I did somewhat idiotically (I bought a coir-based substrate even though pink oysters grow on trees, but it ended up working). It’s cheaper, as you can imagine, to just buy the raw ingredients. But there’s a caveat: you need to pasteurize and hydrate the substrate.

 Pasteurizing is basically partially sterilizing something. You pasteurize the substrate because although the mycelium is big and strong, you still don’t want contaminants lurking in that coco coir. Normally it takes two months for the mushroom mycelium to end up producing spores, but mold can start blasting spores within days of its existence. Within the week you will be growing a green box of death instead of delicious mushrooms. But, you don’t want to kill all the microorganisms, as some are beneficial to the process (Science Direct). Hydration on the other hand is a whole different ball game. You need to hydrate the substrate so that it’s not too dry and not too wet. It’s called field-capacity, which in dummy terms means the maximum amount of water that soil can contain without dripping if you hold it up. There is a proper way to calculate field capacity, but I think saturating the substrate and then squeezing the water out is pretty surefire. You can pasteurize and hydrate the substrate in one go if you use boiling water and a bucket, which also expands the brick of coco coir. You can also pasteurize substrate with an oven, but I don’t know why you would do that. Once you have your pasteurized substrate, you can open the bag of rice and dump everything in a shoebox, mixing well. Close the lid on the shoebox and wait for the mycelium to fully colonize the substrate. After it’s fully colonized, it’s mushroom time, baby. Now, herein lies the final challenge. 

Part 5: Fruiting 

The most difficult part of this process for me was the fruiting conditions. I’ll explain why soon, but first it is critical to understand what fruiting conditions are in order to understand how I messed up. Also, at this point the colonized substrate-grain mix is called a cake. Fruiting conditions are the conditions necessary for the mycelium to produce mushrooms. The factors here include temperature, sunlight (you thought I forgot about that), humidity, and fresh air. The only thing you need to do to initiate fruiting conditions is crack the lid open. Now, obviously you need to take other measures to ensure things don’t go awry, but that is pretty much it. Mycelium likes a marked decrease in carbon dioxide levels and an increase in oxygen levels. Why? Because when mycelium is growing underground and has finally reached the surface, exposing it to fresh air, it knows that mushrooms will protrude above the surface. The same concept applies to sunlight. Sunlight is used as an indicator of when it’s time to fruit, because the mycelium will only sense the light of day when it has colonized the surface. Mushrooms can easily grow in the dark, however, much like how mushrooms can grow in the bags of rice. But the presence of sunlight is argued to decrease the time it takes for pinning to occur (mushroom babies forming). This along with many other things is a subject of great debate within the hobbyist mushroom growing community. The optimal temperature is about five degrees Fahrenheit below the colonization temperature in order to “shock” the mycelium into fruiting (cornell.edu). The relative humidity of the air around the cake should be at least 90% (the mycelium will produce humidity). Now back to my grave error. I grew these pink oysters during the wintertime, so it was extremely dry in my home. I took no precautions to ensure the humidity was right, and so the cake ended up completely drying out. It was cracking. And so, in a last ditch effort to save my mushrooms, I completely filled the shoebox with water. I had scoured the internet for what to do when your cake dries out, and submerging it in water was pretty much the only solution. I let it soak for a few hours as advised by the wizards of the internet, and drained the water afterwards. Then I bought a humidifier and put it next to the box. Every day, it is important to mist your cake in order to ensure the same thing doesn’t happen to you. Also, it is important to fan your cake every day with the lid in order to introduce fresh air and move away the stale air. Don’t fan so much that the cake dries out, though. And similarly, don’t mist too much or something will grow on the mycelium. If you’ve got all this down, pins will appear in no time. After I soaked my cake I got mushrooms within two weeks. Once you see pins, fully grown mushrooms will be present within one week. They grow rapidly. Also, when the mycelium stops producing mushrooms, the mushrooms on the cake are called a flush. The crazy thing is that you can have multiple flushes! In order to do this, cut the mushrooms from the cake (pulling can damage the mycelium) and soak the cake in water overnight. The mycelium puts most of its water into the mushrooms, so in order for it to grow more, it needs to be rehydrated. Eventually the mycelium will run out of nutrients, but you can solve that problem by soaking the cake in coffee instead of water. You can pretty much get an infinite amount of mushrooms with one cake, that is, until senescence catches up to it. You can also just take a spore print of the mushroom and scrape the spores into a new bag of rice with the same sterile techniques. 

The possibilities are endless. Now, onto the ways mushrooms will save the world, and after that, recipes! Just kidding, goodbye.

Levi’s pink oyster mushroom cluster

Filed Under: Advice, Food, Learned Something New Tagged With: How to Grow Culinary Mushrooms, Levi Kassinove

THE DESERT IS FINALLY GETTING A CHICK-FIL-A

May 11, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Luke Sonderman, Fast-Food Expert

Finally, after years of rumors, a Chick-fil-A is coming to the desert! On Monterey and Dinah Shore, Chick-fil-A signs have been put up in the new Monterey Crossing Shopping Center next to the Quick Quack Car Wash, Habit Burger Grill, Spectrum, and AT&T Store (desertsun.com).

For those of you who haven’t been to Chick-fil-A, I am very sorry for you. Chick-fil-A may just be the best food to ever enter my mouth. Chick-fil-A’s menu consists of spicy fried chicken, regular fried chicken, and grilled chicken sandwiches; fried and grilled chicken tenders and nuggets; a cold chicken wrap; and a chicken salad. They also have a breakfast menu which has breakfast sandwiches with biscuits instead of regular sandwiches. 

desertsun.com

In the past eight years, Chick-fil-A has been in the center of controversy for being a Christian-owned company that isn’t open on Sundays (yahoo.com/lifestyle). In July 2021, a Chick-fil-A spokesman made a comment to Yahoo News saying, “Chick-fil-A does not have a political or social agenda, and we welcome everyone in our restaurants. We are proud to be represented by more than 180,000 diverse Team Members nationwide, and we strive to be a positive influence in our local communities. We do this, in part, by contributing $25,000 to food banks in each community where we open a new restaurant and donating more than 10 million meals through our Shared Table program.” In recent years, the controversy has begun to die down as Chick-fil-A has stopped donating to the Salvation Army and the Fellowship of Christian Athletes who both have made homophobic and anti-same-sex marriage comments (marketwatch.com).

Personally, I believe that private companies are allowed to put their money where they want, and consumers can purchase their product without agreeing with the company’s personal beliefs. By eating at Chick-fil-A, I am not agreeing with their beliefs, whatever they might be, but I am eating there because I think the chicken is absolute fire. 

So, for all the Raising Canes, KFC, Mickey Dee’s, and Dave’s Hot Chicken fans, head over to Chick-fil-A (it isn’t actually open yet), and eat some actual bomb chicken. It will change your life forever. 

Filed Under: Business, Food, Happiness Tagged With: Luke Sonderman, Who cares about Disney: THE DESERT IS FINALLY GETTING A CHICK-FIL-A

Is Din Tai Fung Overhyped?

March 22, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Lilah Nick, Restaurant Critic 

Din Tai Fung is a Taiwanese restaurant that specializes in Xiao Long Bao and noodles. The restaurant has won multiple awards–like the Michelin star five times (dintaifungusa.com). It is also one of the largest chains in the world with over 170 locations (dintaifungusa.com). Michelin stars are given to restaurants that have very high standards and are exceptionally good. Thus, it’s no surprise it was named one of the top ten best restaurants in the world by the New York Times. Din Tai Fung has recently been popping up on my social media accounts. I came across many different videos of people eating there and saying how good it was. So, in February, I went to the Santa Clara location and got to see what the hype was all about for myself. 

First, I tried the Iced Green Tea with Passion Fruit.

It was amazing…until I took another sip. I was super thirsty and then got this cold tea and was excited. The first sip was super good, and then I took another, and I wanted to spit it out. It just tasted like hand sanitizer. I had my family try it, and they all agreed with me–not yummy. 5/10

Photo Credit: Din Tai Fung

Spicy Chicken Wontons

The chicken wontons were good, but the chicken wasn’t flavorful enough. I could tell it was there, but I couldn’t really taste it. The only real flavor was the spicy sauce. The sauce was good though; it wasn’t too spicy where it overtook the rest of the food. Overall, they were good but pretty bland. 7/10

Photo Credit: Just a taste blog

Spicy Vegetarian Noodles

So far in the meal, these were my favorite. The spicy sauce was the same as the one from the wontons, and it was honestly great. It’s a simple but good dish. 9/10

Photo Credit: Din Tai Fung

Garlic Broccoli

Wow. Just wow. This broccoli was AMAZING. Honestly, my favorite thing I had. I’ll eat broccoli, but it’s not my usual go-to. Din Tai Fung’s had the perfect amount of garlic, and it was also perfectly steamed. I could have eaten the whole bowl. 1000/10

Photo Credit: Din Tai Fung

Chocolate Buns

I had these when I got home, so I have to admit they had been in the fridge for a bit. I microwaved them and then ate them. They were probably 70% bun and the rest was chocolate. They would have been super good if there was more chocolate because I was pretty much eating buns with a little piece of chocolate melted in the middle. 6/10

Photo Credit: Din Tai Fung

Din Tai Fung happens to be one of Ms. Zachik’s favorite restaurants. Her favorite items are the Xiao Long Bao pork buns and the spicy shrimp wontons.

“I dream about their shrimp wontons.”

Ms. Zachik

Ani Madanyan, writer for The Bird on Fire blog, also loves this restaurant.

“Their cucumber salad is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth in my 15 years of living, and their chocolate buns are extraordinary. If you’ve ever been to a Din Tai Fung you will never go back to Panda Express.” 

Ani Madanyan

My mom didn’t think Din Tai Fung was that great either.

“The food was bland and the wait was wayyyy too long. I don’t understand why it is so popular.” 

Ms. Paige Brown

Overall, I think that Din Tai Fung is overhyped. I was so excited and expecting top-tier food that would have been the best meal of my life, and I was kind of let down. There was a huge line to get in, so I thought it was going to be perfect. The food was good. Not very good, just good. It could definitely be better for how popular it is and for receiving a Michelin star. 

Filed Under: Food, Op-Ed Tagged With: Lilah Nick, Rating Everything I Tried at Din Tai Fung

Milk: Is it really a healthy drink?

March 3, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

This week cereal critics Abby Horwitt and Sienna Price branch out and share their opinion on . . . milk. Is milk good for you? Is milk disgusting? And, how many people actually drink milk at PVS?

By Abigail Horwitt, Plain Milk Supporter, and Sienna Price, Plain Milk Attacker 

You’d think we could all agree on something as simple as milk. Surprisingly, many people have adamant opinions about what is milk, what we can call milk (Almond Milk, we’re looking at you), and how good milk tastes.

Abigail says this about Milk:

In my opinion, I love plain milk. I believe that a glass of milk has a great taste, and on top of that is really good for you. According to Healthline, milk has many benefits. It is packed with nutrients; it is a good source of protein, helps strengthen your bones, helps prevent weight gain (healthline). Milk is also an ingredient in many dishes. However, it should be noted: I do not believe in fat free milk. If you really want a good glass of milk, you need to have at least some sort of fat in it. 


Sienna Responds:

Personally, I think that plain milk is disgusting. The only reason I would drink milk is with cereal. Milk has a horrible taste and texture. Why would you want to drink a full glass?! I understand that some people believe that milk is actually good for you, but milk and other dairy products are the top source of saturated fat in the American diet; they contribute to heart disease, type 2 diabetes, and Alzheimer’s (Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine). Studies have also linked dairy to an increased risk of breast, ovarian, and prostate cancers (https://www.pcrm.org/).


We took the discussion of milk to the courtyards and classrooms of Palm Valley. Here is what people had to say about the milky creaminess of Oreo’s favorite companion:

“2% is better.” – Jerry Wang

“I have to drink milk with something. I don’t prefer milk just by itself.”– Alyna Rei

“I drink almond milk.”– Ms. Zachik 

“I hate milk. The smell of it is bad.”– Lilah Nick 

“Milk is just milk, so get chocolate and put it in the milk and then you get chocolate milk.”  – Kayliee Augustine-Sails

“Milk is a nutritious substance and is great for growing teens. It tastes pretty good, but if you have too much it might hurt your stomach.” – Emily Feffer 

“Yesterday, I immediately went home and drank a glass of milk.” – Christina Lam

“I like milk with my special K.” – Levi Kassinove 

“The richer the milk the better.”  – Ms. Castellano 

“You’re taking what is meant to be fed to a baby and drinking it yourself; the idea of it is kind of weird but it’s yummy.” – Tal Maruvada

“Fat free is a scam #wholemilkforlife.” – Jesse Denyer

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Filed Under: Food, Health and Disease, Op-Ed Tagged With: Abigail Horwitt, Milk: Is it really a healthy drink?, Sienna Price

Why You Should Stop Going to Starbucks and Visit Some Local Coffee Shops

February 24, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

I know everyone loves Starbucks. There are so many locations. You can order ahead, and it’s just a good menu. But, I think it’s time we switch it up and start going to some local coffee shops. – Editor Abigail Horwitt

By Lilah Nick, Who Orders Tea in Coffee Shops

Koffi

Koffi is a locally owned coffee shop. The first Koffi store opened in 2002 in uptown North Palm Springs. They currently have four locations: three in Palm Springs and one in Rancho Mirage. It is a popular spot to stop in with a friend and get some coffee. Their menu consists of things like breakfast sandwiches, coffee, iced tea, their version of a frappuccino, bakery items, and small lunches. Koffi offers mobile orders. In person, I ordered an egg-and-cheese sandwich and a lavender crimson berry iced-tea fusion. It was so good, and I also liked how they cut their sandwiches in half. I frequent the South Palm Springs Koffi pictured below.

Photo Credit: Yelp

Gré Coffee House and Art Gallery 

Gré is located in downtown Palm Springs right across from the Sandwich Spot. The floor is covered with vinyl records along with wall displays of rare records as well. They also have a huge selection of vinyl that ranges from their $1 section to $100 for their rare records. On special occasions, they also have live music. 

They have coffee, tea, hot chocolate, fountain drinks, and frozen drinks, along with a few bakery items that change every so often. I tried their hot chocolate one time, and it was the best chocolate I’ve ever had. It wasn’t burning hot and it wasn’t watery; it was super chocolate-y. 

Photo Credit: Gré Coffee House and Art Gallery

Café La Jefa

Café La Jefa is a Latin-influenced coffee shop in uptown Palm Springs. The atmosphere there is really fun. There are many photo opportunities, and they have lots of comfy seating. They have coffee, tea, kombucha, salads, wraps, sandwiches, and pastries. Ani Madanyan says, “They have really good coffee. I really like their sitting area. Half the time the bakery items are sold out–they’re just that good. They also have shops in the store so you can shop while you wait.” They have clothing, crystals, hair accessories, necklaces, and art.

Photo Credit: Yelp

These are some popular coffee shop alternatives in the desert. They are super good, and I hope you visit these. There is coffee beyond Starbucks.

Filed Under: Business, Daily Life, Food Tagged With: Lilah Nick, Why You Should Stop Going to Starbucks and Visit some Local Coffee Shops

Raising Canes Is Overrated and You’re Wrong

February 22, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers is a fast-food restaurant chain that specializes in chicken fingers. They recently opened at 5601 Ramon Road, in Palm Springs, California. Is Cane’s worth the hype? Is Cane’s even good, other than the fact that it’s blowing up on social media? Luke Sonderman tells us about other fried chicken that is superior to Raising Cane’s. Is Cane’s chicken too bland? Too cold? Not worth it? Well, we’re about to find out thanks to Luke’s straightforward review. —  Editor Ani Madanyan

By Luke Sonderman, Chicken Connoisseur

Fried chicken is a very important piece of American cuisine. Recently, the newest fried chicken sensation has been the glorious fried-chicken sandwich which has spread to fried-chicken joints all over the world, even in our Coachella Valley. 

My favorite fried-chicken place in the Coachella Valley is Dave’s Hot Chicken on Jackson Street in Indio. Dave’s Hot Chicken serves massive chicken tenders and chicken sliders. While ordering, you get to pick your spiciness level from Lite Mild to Reaper (which is so spicy, it requires the consumer to agree to a waiver before ordering). 

Dave’s Hot Chicken hotness waiver

Number 2 on my list would have to be Popeye’s Louisiana Chicken on Varner Road in Palm Desert. I have been eating at this Popeye’s since before I can remember. Popeye’s not only serves tenders and delicious sandwiches but also bone-in chicken, unlike most other fried chicken places in the Coachella Valley. I usually order their spicy-fried-chicken sandwich or their spicy tenders. 

Before I trigger all of the die-hard Cane’s fans, let’s just hate on Kentucky Fried Chicken for a little bit. I have to admit, their bone-in chicken is pretty good. But their popcorn chicken, chicken tenders, and chicken sandwich??? I’d rather eat sand. Their chicken tenders and sandwich are completely dry and have way too much black pepper on them. 

Although we don’t have one in the Coachella Valley (for now), I have to give Chick-Fil-A some appreciation. Chick-Fil-A is by far my favorite fried-chicken joint and fast-food restaurant outside the Coachella Valley. They have the juiciest chicken in their sandwiches and their tenders along with the tastiest buttered buns with two pickle slices. Their waffle-weave fries are so waffley they’re out of this world. On top of that, their milkshakes are the best milkshakes out of every fast-food joint in the United States. They do something to the milkshakes, I don’t know what, but they are so good.

Finally, this one is for all the Raising Cane’s fans out there. YOU’RE WRONG. Raising Cane’s is not even close to the best fried-chicken joint out there. Yeah, their tenders aren’t too bad, but what’s all the hype about? Their menu is super basic, and everything is so plain. They completely copied Del Taco’s crinkle-cut fries, which aren’t even that good to begin with. I went to the newly opened Palm Springs location and waited over an hour in a super-slow drive through just to receive cold chicken, a missing piece of toast, and a lemonade full of melted ice. And, after being open only a month, there has already been a corpse found in front of Raising Cane’s (kesq.com). 

So, if you don’t want plain cold chicken, or if you don’t want to be found dead in the parking lot, you may not want to wait an hour in the drive-through at Raising Cane’s Chicken. Get some Dave’s Hot Chicken instead. 

Filed Under: Advice, Business, Daily Life, Food, Op-Ed Tagged With: Luke Sonderman, Raising Canes Is Overrated and You're Wrong

The Vending-Machine Crisis

February 9, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

Abigail Horwitt tells us about the controversy going on in the PVS Upper School. The vending machines are charging $1.25 instead of $1.00 for food and drinks. We find out what the students are trying to do about it and why the 25 cents is such a horrible idea. – Editor Lilah Nick

By Abigail Horwitt, Vending-Machine Objector

Recently, there has been a major problem in the Palm Valley Upper School. About a month ago our vending machines were hijacked. Instead of our drinks and snacks being a dollar, the price was raised to a dollar and 25 cents. This sparked an outrage between both students and teachers. Having to have an extra 25 cents is inconvenient and troublesome. Due to these issues, ASB Co-President Sara Habibipour has taken it into her own hands by putting up signs protesting against the vending machines. With the help of the students, Sara has managed to get many signatures with the hope of bringing back only having to pay a dollar for your Diet Coke. I have heard countless students and teachers complain about not having two dollars, or not having an extra quarter just to buy a snack or drink. The amount of students and teachers going to buy something from the vending machines has decreased due to the pain of carrying around an extra quarter. I used to buy a drink from the vending machine everyday until the price unexpectedly rose an extra 25 cents.

 

Not only is the food overpriced, some of the food had been reported to be stale. The Palm Valley Upper School students are also hoping for a different variety of snacks in the vending machine, since some of the food has been sitting in these machines for most of the school year. The selection is “not good,” says senior Jesse Denyer. Hopefully, the spark of controversy with the vending machines helps raise enough attention to the school vending market and helps to bring change to our machines. 

Bring back our $1 drinks and snacks!

Filed Under: Business, Controversy, Current News, Daily Life, Food Tagged With: Abigail Horwitt, The Vending-Machine Crisis

Oreos: The Wonder-Filled Cookies

February 2, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

This week Ani Madanyan gives us her ratings on the well-known cookies, Oreos. Oreos come in more variations than most of us can identify. She tells us which of these Oreo cookies are the best and which ones to avoid. – Editor Abigail Horwitt

By Chef Ani

Oreos are the best snack. Either dip them in milk, or eat a whole family pack alone by yourself. Either way, they’re delicious. But, which flavor is the best? All of them are extremely tasty, but today we’ll find one that stands out. Don’t get offended, these are my opinions, and if you disagree over this very important issue, talk about it in the comments. After writing this blog, I ate 17 Oreos…. needless to say, talking about Oreos makes you hungry for Oreos.

The Original Oreo

I can eat a whole family pack of these. They’re so light and packed with flavor. I personally love these so much, and I would say that you could never get tired of them. Either dip them in milk, or if you’re lactose-intolerant like me, just eat them plain.

Overall, I give original Oreos a 9.5/10.

The Golden Oreo

These are super tasty as well. Instead of a chocolate cookie, it tastes almost like a graham cracker/sugar cookie. I wouldn’t say these are my favorite. They’re too sweet, but sometimes I go through a Golden Oreo phase where I eat 20 of them in one sitting.

Overall, I give Golden Oreos a 7/10.


Dark Chocolate Oreos

These are my least favorite Oreo cookies. I personally hate dark chocolate because it’s too bitter. The dark chocolate with the chocolate cookie is way too much chocolate, and it’s also way too bitter. This cookie deserves to be locked up in prison. It tastes bland and bitter, and not even milk can fix it.

Overall, 3/10.

Oreo Cakesters

These are the BEST Oreos ever. They are more like cake than cookie, but they are so fluffy, and they taste like cookies-and-cream milkshake. This is the best Oreo ever invented. This is definitely my favorite.

Overall, I give Oreo Cakesters a 10/10.

These are just a few of the flavors. Out of all flavors, I would still pick the Oreo Cakesters. They’re soft and delicious. These cookies are HEAVEN. Although the Original Oreos and the Oreo Cakesters were almost a tie, I had to go with the fluffy Oreo masterpiece–Oreo Cakesters. Oreo Cakesters were discontinued for TEN YEARS, but, thankfully, they are back in 2022. That’s how we know it’s going to be a good year!

Filed Under: Food, Op-Ed Tagged With: Ani Madanyan, Oreos: The Wonder-Filled Cookie

Why I Think Special K is a Great Cereal (and why no one else’s opinion is valid)

February 2, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Cereal is a very special part of American culture. It is, in fact, a subject hotly debated by the blog staff. Two weeks ago, Cereal Enthusiast Abigail Horwitt listed her top cereals. Blogger Levi Kassinove takes issue with her selection and its glaring omission: Special K. 

By Levi Kassinove, Cereal Connoisseur

Special K is an American brand of breakfast cereal that’s manufactured by Kellog’s. Its ingredients include rice (47%), wholewheat (37%), sugar, barley (5%), malted barley flour, salt, and a few other random chemicals (Kellog’s). According to Abby Walthausen for Yahoo News, “The original Special K was the culmination of a lifelong goal of W.K. Kellogg. . . . It was to be his uber cornflakes but the final recipe, with enough protein, vitamins, and minerals to survive by, was not complete until 1955, four years after Kellogg’s death.” Today, Kellogg’s advertises their cereal as low-fat, as a cereal that helps people lose weight. One person on Quora vouched for this cereal, saying that “it’s not a miracle food, but it’s healthy enough” (Quora). I will tell you right now that while this may be true for the original variation, the other subspecies of Special K are not healthy. I’m talking about the Special K Brown Sugar Cinnamon cereal, the Special K Red Berries cereal, and the Special K Chocolatey Delight Chocolatey cereal (All Cereal Varieties). Unfortunately, contrary to these deliciously unhealthy cereal names, the label of a “diet cereal” often connotes that it has a terrible flavor. With Special K, only the people who are open minded enough to try this diet cereal, with no preconceived notions, will have their eyes opened to the possibilities of Special K. The cereal has evolved since its introduction in the 1950s into a hidden gem of a breakfast. 

I can go on and on about WHY this cereal is so good. No, really, I will. In their “Red Berries” genre, the strawberries are masterfully freeze-dried. The strawberries, along with the other red berries I have yet to identify, get masterfully rehydrated upon contact with milk. Let me show you a picture of this cereal. Maybe it will be the catalyst for expanding that splinter in your mind–the one that’s saying you shouldn’t be such a picky cereal eater. 

I’d say that anyone (Jesse Denyer) who can’t get past the idea that this cereal is “only for old people” is just a drone who chooses to live in utter ignorance. In 2009, 75% of Americans said that they stay away from diet-friendly cereal because they think it’ll taste bad. Did I make up that statistic? Yes. Just give it a chance! Eat the cereal. 

*Disclaimer: The opinions of Levi are his own and do not represent the opinions of thebirdonfire.org; nor can we vouch for his statistics.

Filed Under: Food, Op-Ed Tagged With: Levi Kassinove, Why I Think Special K is a Great Cereal

Best One-Minute Cookie Ever

January 26, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

Cookies. The best thing ever. Personally, I could LIVE off of cookies. This recipe is one of my favorites. If you’re feeling lazy at midnight but you don’t wanna bake a whole cake… THIS is what you need to make. It takes 5 minutes and it tastes like heaven. Toss these ingredients and throw them into the microwave. You’ll get a cookie that is so fluffy, chocolatey, and full of flavor. Be thankful… Abby gave us the recipe.  – Editor Ani Madanyan 

By Abby Horwitt, Cookie Maker

Here’s an easy chocolate chip cookie in a mug recipe that anyone can make. Not only does it taste good, but it’s quick and easy. I enjoy making this whenever I feel a craving for something sweet but don’t want to go out and buy something. 

I start off by getting a mug (make sure it’s microwave safe) and putting 1 tbsp of butter in the mug and melting it for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Then, I add 1 tbsp of sugar, 1 tbsp of brown sugar, ¼ tsp of vanilla extract, a pinch of salt and 1 large egg yolk (the yellow part in the middle). After you put all those ingredients in the mug, mix them together with a fork or spoon depending on your preference. After all the ingredients are mixed together add 3 tbsps of all purpose flour and ¼ tsp of baking soda. Mix those together and then add your preferred amount of chocolate chips. Once you finish mixing the chocolate chips in, all you have to do is pop it in the microwave for a minute. 

Once it’s done, just grab your fork or spoon, maybe  a glass of milk, and enjoy!

Here are the ingredients:

  • 1 tbsp of sugar
  • 1 tbsp of brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp of melted butter
  • ¼ tsp of vanilla extract
  • 1 pinch of salt
  • 1 large size egg yolk
  • 3 tbsp of all purpose flour
  • ¼ tsp of baking soda
  • 2 tbsp of chocolate chips (or however much you want)

Filed Under: Food Tagged With: Abby Horwitt, Best One-Minute Cookie Ever

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