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Movies I’m Excited to See in 2024

February 8, 2024 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By 8th-Grader Jackie Padgett

I absolutely love movies–especially movies in movie theaters. It’s always been a “tradition” in my family to go to the theaters, get popcorn and pretzels, and sit in those black (sometimes slightly uncomfortable) cushioned seats. So I compiled a list of movies I’m excited to go see in theaters in 2024. 

#7: Inside Out 2

The bottom of this can’t-wait-to-see list is Inside Out 2. Trust me I’m as shocked as you that it made it to the top seven. The reason for this is because I can’t even count the number of times I watched the original Inside Out when I was younger, so the franchise has a special place in my heart. Surprisingly, we don’t know too much about it other than there are four new emotions. Anxiety is orange and has this kind of high ponytail feather hair and is voiced by Maya Hawke. The other ones are Embarrassment, Ennui (“a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement.”– Oxford Dictionary), and Envy. 

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#6: Night Swim

I have a love-hate relationship with horror movies, and Night Swim is definitely on the love side of that. It’s my #6 because I don’t know if I’ll feel compelled to see it in theaters (‘cause I’m a little scared) or watch it at home. What stuck me in the trailers were the horror events. In one, you reach into the pool filter (the one by the side), and a monster grabs you and tries to pull you in. Terrifying, I know, but I’m sure we all thought this would happen to us when we were younger. I don’t know about you, but I feared the pool lights going out and a monster hanging around at the deep end of the pool ready to drown you. Some of the shots they show in the movie are really cool-looking–like blood floating in the chlorinated pool water. The reason I might not see this in theaters is because the monster they have looks terrifying, and it’s the same producers as M3GAN, so they definitely have the creepy doll monster thing under their belt. 

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#5: Wicked

Surprisingly for me, I put Wicked at #5. I really love the original musical, so you’d expect it to be higher on my list. I’m mostly worried that it isn’t going to be as “magical” as it was when I first watched it. (It was also the first musical I’d ever seen, and if you know me, you know I love musical theater.) I do really hope they keep the songs similar as movies tend to slow down some tempos, and most of the time the slow-down ruins the song. 

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#4: Mean Girls

Mean Girls is my #4 most-anticipated movie of 2024. As with most of these remakes, I loved the originals, so they automatically get bumped up on the list. I was also in a high-school production version of Mean Girls with Musical Theatre University at Palm Canyon Theater, so seeing the play I was in not too long ago become a movie is very exciting. Sadly, the movie had to cut a lot of songs as the musical had 21 (the movie version only has 13), and they cut one of my favorites, “Where Do You Belong,” as it doesn’t really move the plot along. Another thing they did was exactly what I didn’t want them to do–slow down a song. They ended up having, in my opinion, weird background music to “World Burn” (one of Regina’s big solos) that was slower compared to the one on Broadway. I’m seeing this movie really soon, and I can’t wait to hear how the actors sing and how different or similar it is to Broadway versions. 

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#3: One Love

#3 on my wish list is One Love. I love these types of movies. I think they are called dramamentaries…? They did this with Elvis, and I thought that movie was pretty good. I really liked the Priscilla one, too. Well, this one is about Bob Marley, and I like his songs, but I don’t know that much about him, so I’m excited to learn. They apparently already made a movie called One Love back in 2003, which references Marley’s music but is not about his life. It still seems worth watching to compare. I really have no expectations for this movie. It just sounds really cool, and I love the poster. 

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#2: Dune Part 2

Dune Part 2 is #2 on my watch list. It took me a hilarious amount of time to fully watch through the first one with Timothée Chalamet. I  watched the first 30 minutes of it then thought it was boring. Then I watched the last 30 minutes of it at a friend’s house. After that I got motivated to watch the full thing through but ran out of time as I rented the movie. Finally I re-rented it and watched the entire thing. During this saga of watching Dune, I really enjoyed the camera angles, so I’m excited to see more of that. I don’t remember loving the blue eyes in most shots, but maybe I’ll change my mind. 

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#1: Lisa Frankenstein

#1 I-can’t-wait-to-see is none other than Lisa Frankenstein. I think this movie just looks really cool. I really like the neon theme with the pinks and teals they have in the trailer and the poster. Though many people say romance movies are pretty cheesy, I still really like them. Lisa Frankenstein happens to have some romance, lots of comedy and a bit of horror. I think that makes a pretty rounded-out movie. Plus, it’s set in the 80s, so we get my personal favorite music style and really fun outfits and hair. The trailers do make Cole Sprouse’s makeup as Frankenstein’s monster a little bit weird looking, so I’ll be keeping an eye out for that. 

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Some of you may think I have “horrible movie taste” (Quote Louisa Richardson), but this is my opinion. If you are excited for any movies this year, tell me in the comments, I’d love to add them to my list.  

Filed Under: Culture, Entertainment, Media Tagged With: Jackie Padgett, Movies I’m Excited to See in 2024

Found: The Worst Relationship Advice on the Internet

November 1, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Senior Gil Maruvada

We started the year with “How-To Relationships.” Gil mused on the subject for so long, we almost . . . abandoned his contribution. But, the junior class, saw Gil’s headline on the board under “Posts in the Works.” They clamored for the publication of the post. They wanted to know what was the worst relationship advice out there. Love Doctor Gil, flattered by their interest, finished the post. Here it is, late for its deadline, but ready wwaaaaayyy before Valentine’s Day.

Hi folks. Lots of relationship advice is out there, just floating around. Sometimes you have that one friend or relative who gives it to you unsolicited even though you never asked and you just want them to shut up because why do they think they are in any position to give advice and now the situation is devolving into an awkward mess where you try and explain to them exactly how uninformed they sound and you just want them to leave you alone. You know who you are, James. 

But a lot of that strange unsolicited advice is on the internet as well. I’m compiling for you some of the worst relationship advice on the internet. Now “worst” is an entirely subjective measure, so first we will be going through what people say is the worst relationship advice ever given to them. 

Let’s start with some threads from Quora and Reddit where people talk about the worst relationship advice that they have ever received. (But let’s keep in mind that attention-seeking, “like”-maximizing behavior on the internet could mean that some people exaggerate or completely fabricate bad relationship advice for internet points.) Quora user Dushka Zapata who has amassed a total of 260k followers and 9.1k answers on Quora since 2015 has compiled a list of 24 pieces of the worst relationship advice she has heard. The list goes as follows:

  • Your soulmate is out there!
  • You are too picky.
  • He should make the first move.
  • Play hard to get.
  • Remain a mystery.
  • Intelligent women are a threat so let him feel he has the answers.
  • If it’s not headed towards marriage you are wasting your time.
  • If he is jealous it means he loves you.
  • If he is possessive it means he loves you.
  • If he is abusive it means he loves you.
  • Buying a house together will save your relationship.
  • Get married. It will save your relationship.
  • Have a kid. It will save your relationship.
  • Give it time. He will change.
  • If you love him, change for him.
  • Watch him like a hawk.
  • Your significant other should be your highest, only priority.
  • He should be your everything.
  • Don’t rock the boat.
  • Don’t go to bed angry.
  • Love hurts.
  • Love means sacrifice.
  • Love is enough.
  • Love conquers all.

(What is the worst relationship advice you have received or overheard?)

The problems with this advice are derived from it being a mix of empty platitudes, red flags, ideas that are simply false, and “solutions” that don’t solve anything. Other pieces of bad relationship advice on Reddit are similar to things on this list. If you are interested, I encourage you to check out “[Serious] What’s the worst relationship advice you’ve ever heard?” on Reddit or any number of similar threads and look for hidden gems or things you disagree with.

Now let’s talk about what actual “experts” have to say about the topic. (I don’t have a good reason to put experts in quotes, but the general distrust of anyone with a modicum of authority or experience is the new trendy “in” thing, kids). In order to do this, let’s look at “6 experts share the worst piece of relationship advice they’ve ever heard,” written by Shana Lebowitz, a correspondent of Business Insider. One piece of advice in here that stood out to me was the challenge to the idea that “honesty is the best policy.” This is an understandable challenge but surprising because you hear this platitude so much. As our blog teacher Ms. Zachik said, “I think lying is really key in a relationship.” 

In general, I personally think that most relationship advice on the internet is bad relationship advice. Given the internet’s track record, I don’t think it’s really safe to trust it. Plus with algorithms working to erode our sense of community and our place in the world, always making us more isolated in order to make it easier to market to us, the advice that rises to the top might not be high quality. Internet advice is less like cream of the crop and more like dead fish that floated to the surface.

In conclusion, the world is already an Orwellian corporate surveillance state monitoring your every move and thought and constantly trying to make sure you behave and stay obedient so that they can sell your most personal secrets to the highest bidder. Remember, 2+2=5, trust the government completely, and if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve been unpersoned.

Filed Under: Advice, Love, Media Tagged With: Gil Maruvada, Worst Relationship Advice on the Internet

The Yearbook is Coming!

May 24, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Lilah Nick

Palm Valley’s yearbook committee has been working hard all year long to put together the 2021-22 yearbook. Mrs. Bernstein is the advisor for this class; Sara Habibipour is the editor in chief; and Abby Assefa is the business manager. 

This year’s theme for the yearbook is Reflection. If you bought a yearbook, you’ll receive it this week, the last week of school, and you’ll be able to go around to get them signed on May 25th, the second to last day of school. If you didn’t buy one, there will be a limited few for sale for $70. 

Here’s what the committee has to say about their experience making the yearbook:

“This is my 6th yearbook, so I’ve been here for a long time, and I’d say this year went by really fast with making it, but I think it’s definitely one of the best ones.”

– Sara Habibipour, Senior

“I love to take photos, and I thought it was interesting. Making the captions for photos was kind of difficult, but it was really fun overall, and being here with Mrs. Bernstein was really nice and fun.”

– Mia Meyer, 8th grade

“I basically joined Yearbook because I didn’t want to do chess, but after being here . . . I actually really enjoyed it, and I made a lot of new friends.”

– Rachel De La O, Freshman

“It’s fun, sometimes difficult, but the process is super enjoyable. In the end when you get to see the yearbook in person, it’s very rewarding.”

– Evan Wang, 7th grade

“It’s not easy, it takes a lot of hard work, passion, and dedication, so the people who have stuck through all year deserve the highest praise for their persistence. But, it is still fun.”

– Mrs. Bernstein

Filed Under: Current News, Favorite Books, Media, School Events Tagged With: Lilah Nick, The Yearbook is Coming!

The Juice is Loose–But Why?

June 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

On June 12th, 1994, sometime after 10 p.m., two people were murdered in cold blood at a condominium in the prestigious Brentwood of Los Angeles: Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald “Ron” Goldman. Today, for those who were not alive during the case or are unaware of the case, I would like to bring attention to what is known as the “trial of the century.” On that night, nobody knows quite what happened. But, what we do know is that a distressed family pet alerted a neighbor passing by. The neighbor reported the bodies, and the investigation began.

Meanwhile, Ms. Brown’s ex-husband and former NFL star, nicknamed “The Juice,” Orenthal James Simpson, was on an American Airlines flight to a convention in Chicago that had departed at 11:45 p.m. When O.J. arrived in Chicago and settled at the O’Hare Plaza Hotel, the police gave him a call. This was supposedly the moment when O.J. learned that his ex-wife had been murdered. Simpson boarded the next flight to Los Angeles and found his home under a full-blown investigation by the police. O.J. was then questioned by the police. This questioning was the first of many blunders by investigators. Diving into the specifics is unnecessary. All you need to know is that this questioning was so profoundly unhelpful that the prosecution did not even bring it into evidence in an almost year-long trial. Shortly thereafter, based on evidence found at the crime scene and O.J.’s house, the police felt as if they had enough to arrest O.J.

Like most alleged murderers, O.J. did not want to be arrested. He ran (just like he used to in the NFL). He got into a Ford Bronco and started driving down the freeway. Another driver recognized O.J.’s car and notified the police. The police and the media were soon pursuing O.J. They chose not to open fire at O.J. for a couple of reasons. First off, O.J was a football star. And, ninety-five million people were watching this chase unfold. There were also crowds of people surrounding the freeway on structures like bridges, cheering for O.J. Needless to say, the police were given the order to hold their fire to avoid chaos. Little did they know, chaos was going to unfold anyways. Second of all, O.J. threatened to take his own life if the police did not allow him to visit his home before being arrested. The police granted him this request. He was then arrested and jailed without a chance of bail (meaning he could not pay a fee to return to his home during the trial).

The prosecutors went into this case with a “slam dunk” attitude. A celebrity had seemingly just thrown himself on a silver platter. O.J.’s blood was at the crime scene. Nicole Brown Simpson’s blood was found on a pair of O.J.’s socks. Two matching blood-sodden gloves were found at two separate locations. One was found at the scene of the murder, and the other was found outside O.J.’s home. Bloody shoe prints from shoes that matched O.J.’s foot size were found at the scene of the crime. There was blood in his Bronco. The list certainly goes on. What went wrong? Given all of this forensic evidence, how was O.J. acquitted? Well…

  • DNA Evidence? – Many have observed that, in 1995, the concept of DNA was not as widely understood by the general public as it is now. Even if it was wiggling its way into the education system, the jurors may have never seen or heard about the concept of DNA, having been educated years before 1995. The prosecution may have failed to properly convince the jury that the DNA evidence pointed to near certainty that O.J. was the killer. The defense, on the other hand, brought up what some jurors referred to as the most credible witness of the trial: Henry Lee, Forensic Scientist. Henry Lee refuted much of the DNA evidence that the prosecution brought into play. He was able to cast some doubt on what could once have been seen as certain evidence. Dr. Lee went through many of the pieces of forensic evidence, such as the bloody sock, and offered alternative possibilities. He established the idea that something was not right with the collected evidence. Reasonable doubt is all that is needed. By the time the jury had to make a decision, the jurors may have flat-out forgotten or given little regard to the intricacies of the DNA evidence.
  • The Glove – In a highly confident move, prosecutor Christopher Darden asked that O.J. try on the gloves that were found at the scene of the crime; allegedly, these gloves were the gloves of the killer. In a dramatic event that has since been integrated into our pop culture, O.J. grabbed the gloves and tried to put them on. O.J. turned to the jury and began to wriggle his hand into the ill-fitting glove while harshly tugging on the edges in an attempt to get them around his hand. After the theatrics, it was evident that the gloves were not going to fit O.J.’s hands. This was a triumphant moment for the defense–and a grim realization for the prosecution. The jury remembered this point in the trial. Instead of remembering some small detail in a timeline that perhaps incriminates O.J., they recalled the time where O.J. Simpson, the charming NFL star, stood directly in front of them and failed to fit into the killer’s gloves.
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  • The “Corrupt Police” Theory – Given all of the forensic evidence against O.J., the defense had to find a way to create an alternate theory, rather than try to refute the irrefutable. Johnnie Cochran and his team of seasoned attorneys came up with the idea that it was the police who wanted O.J. behind bars. The lead investigative officer, Mark Fuhrman, was put on the witness stand by the prosecution to give a rundown of the investigation and the night of the arrest. The defense saw this as an opportunity to lay the foundation for their theory. O.J.’s leading attorney, Johnnie Cochran, was well known for defending clients that were victims of racially based police brutality. Mr. Cochran told fellow attorney, Francis Lee Bailey, to use the cross-examination to show the jury and the people of Los Angeles (the entire trial was televised) that this case was about more than O.J. This case was now about the systemic racism that allegedly plagued the L.A.P.D. Mr. Bailey asked Fuhrman if he had ever used the n-word to describe anyone. Fuhrman was adamant that he had never and will never use the slur. Later in the trial, an aspiring screenwriter came out and said that she had recorded evidence of Fuhrman using the aforementioned slur over forty times. The defense called Fuhrman back up to the stand for further questioning after they gained access to the tape. Fuhrman asserted his 5th Amendment right, meaning he refused to answer any question he was asked due to his right to avoid self-incrimination. During this examination, the defense asked the officer both if he had ever falsified a police report and if he had planted or manufactured evidence in the case. Individuals cannot pick and choose what they want to answer when they assert their Fifth Amendment privilege; he had no choice but to refuse to answer these questions. Fuhrman’s testimony about the evidence of the crime no longer had a sliver of credibility. The defense now had the opportunity to go through each piece of evidence and establish that it could have been tampered with, manufactured, or falsified. In addition, Fuhrman’s perjury gave merit to the idea that the L.A.P.D. had a dire issue with racism and corruption. Every single point made by the defense after Fuhrman’s testimony was underscored by these ideas.

The People v. O.J. Simpson case lends itself perfectly as a case that can be used to teach someone about the principles of the American legal system. People who have been charged need to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. But, it was a slam dunk case to the prosecution. They had evidence that the defense could not possibly counter. But, after Fuhrman’s testimony, every piece of evidence that was once incriminating became an unknown. There was doubt to every piece of evidence. Did Fuhrman smear the gloves in the victim’s blood and plant a glove at O.J.’s home? Did a well-trained officer break into O.J.’s car and splatter some of the blood sample that he lent to the police? Why did the gloves not fit? It was a convoluted, labyrinthine, perplexing, tangled mess of a case with too many unanswered possibilities. This is why “The Juice” is loose.  

O.J. Simpson (center) hears the verdict amongst two of his defense attorneys, Francis Lee Bailey (left) and Johnnie Cochran (right).


References:

https://famous-trials.com/simpson/1862-home
Forensics at the OJ Simpson Trial

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Culture, History, Media Tagged With: Luke Langlois, The Juice is Loose--But Why?

Mario v. King Boo? which Boo are you?

April 8, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Makena Behnke

Makena responds to Editor AJ’s Theme of the Week: Video Games.

i am not a video gamer, and my video game knowledge does not extend much further than Mario Kart and Undertale (and my knowledge on that is very limited). Mario Kart is simple, fun, and it lets out my urge to game. i think we all have our favorite characters that are unspokenly ours every time we play; i switch between a handful of characters, but some people will only play as [insert character here]. this list of characters stems from a mix of Mario Kart 8 and normal Mario Kart. i present to you my top five and bottom five Mario Kart characters (not that i only play as these five, but they are my favorites.)

top five:

  • King Boo– the ruler of the Paranormal Dimension, and leader of the Boos and ghosts. need i say more?
  • Bowser– this hardcore turtle-thing does not put up with any funny business. great for bumping little characters out of the way on your way to the top of the leaderboard. he’s not that fast, but he’s Bowser, so it’s fine.
  • Mario– why disregard a classic character like Mario? he’s such a happy little guy.
  • Shy Guy– i like playing as pink or black Shy Guy; the color gives him more character. he’s a pretty zippy character since he’s kind of small in size.
  • Koopa Troopa– i find him pretty fast, and he seems like a nice dude with his sweet smile. plus, his shell comes in red and green.

bottom five:

  • Gold & Silver Mario– i have issues with this specific version of Mario. why do we need a metallic version of him? he just looks weird to me.
  • Pink Gold Peach– i don’t really like Peach to begin with, but i certainly don’t like Pink Gold Peach. i have never once played as Pink Gold Peach, and i don’t intend to play as her in the future.
  • Wendy– is she a baby? how old is she? what is her purpose? needless to say, i don’t play as her.
  • Ludwig– with his cool hair, he’s got kind of a cool look going on, but along with Wendy, i don’t like his character. he doesn’t have much purpose.
  • Lakitu– this specific character is the one that lifts you back on to the course when you drive off the track in Mario Kart…. i have encountered him too many times to not bear ill will against him. i don’t like him because i only see him when i’m losing.

Video Games Editor: AJ Patencio

Filed Under: driving dirt roads, Entertainment, Media, Op-Ed, Technology, Video Games Tagged With: Makena Behnke, Mario v. King Boo? which Boo are you?

Website Showcase: Pew Research Center’s Political Typology Quiz

March 1, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Luke Langlois, Internet Explorer

Hello, faithful and loyal readers. I want to bring something brand new to THEBIRDONFIRE.ORG. I would like to start doing an occasional website showcase because the internet is a vast landscape, and, quite frankly, there are so many nifty websites or tools that most people have never heard of. Later on, we may venture into the wild west of the internet. I would like to present a political typology quiz in anticipation of the upcoming election. Many Americans make what is called a “latent” decision when election day comes. They make an opinion based off of split-second decisions. Which candidate’s name do I recognize? What has the news said? What are the polls like? To make an informed decision, an individual has to know what they believe. Additionally, an individual deserves to know what each party stands for, and what party they most closely align with. This is why I implore whoever is currently reading this to take Pew’s Political Typology Quiz. This short quiz will give you seventeen questions of two choices. You should pick the choice that more closely represents your belief, even if it does not 100% represent your belief. After all of the questions, the quiz will show you where you fall on the typical “left-right” spectrum. Do note that this quiz is courtesy of Pew Research Center, and your response will be anonymously recorded for their research purposes. Find the link below!

Link: http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Advice, Media, Politics Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Website Showcase: Pew Research Center’s Political Typology Quiz

Dead By Daylight Game Review–A Legion of Glitches

February 25, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment


By Dayton Kennard

If you’ve been playing Dead by Daylight recently, you’ve definitely been hearing about the new Darkness Among Us downloadable content (DLC) and all of its problems, and if you actually bought it, you’ve been experiencing those problems firsthand. The sad part is you don’t have to download the DLC to experience the problems. Note: it should be taken with a grain of salt– not all of these problems are actually glitches. Through this post, I’ll cover four problems that have been reported by the community and problems that I’ve experienced firsthand. Just a heads up, if you haven’t heard of this game before, it’s basically a multiplayer game where four survivors try to fix five generators in order to escape before a killer finds them and–you guessed it–kills them.

Problem 1: Random Legion Chase Music

Some people have described that while they’re playing as a survivor against the Legion (one of the killers you can play as), they’ll randomly hear the Legion’s chase music (something that occurs when you are about to be attacked) for a few seconds before it suddenly disappears with no explanation. This has even happened to me! However, this is not a glitch. While playing as the Legion, a killer can bring in an add-on to their unique power that causes all survivors to temporarily hear chase music when the killer successfully lands an attack on a survivor.

Problem 2: Red Highlights After Chase Ends

When the Legion successfully lands an attack on a survivor while in their Feral Frenzy mode (their unique power that makes them faster for a short period of time), they will see nearby survivors highlighted in red temporarily so that they can easily attack them as well, but this highlight ends once the Feral Frenzy times out. Or at least, it’s supposed to. Sometimes the red highlight will persist if you continue to chase a survivor after Feral Frenzy times out, only going away if you either down the survivor or your chase with the survivor ends. This is most certainly a glitch, as nothing like this is mentioned in Feral Frenzy’s official description or any of the Legion’s add-ons.

Problem 3: Loss of Previously Purchased Characters

When players first load up the game after purchasing and installing the Darkness Among Us DLC, they may see that some of the characters they had previously purchased are now missing, and even be told that they have to purchase these characters again. This may be alarming to hear, and even more alarming to see, but it seems to only happen with characters purchased using Auric Cells (an in-game currency) rather than characters purchased with real money. This is a known glitch that’s already being worked on, and it’s easily fixed by closing and re-opening the game.

Problem 4: Two Killers vs. Three Survivors

This may seem impossible given the game’s unchangeable format of one killer versus four survivors, but it’s actually something that can happen. While this is a legitimate glitch, it is quite rare to see on accident, and it’s more likely someone causing this glitch on purpose. This is because the game will sometimes attribute the wrong character ID to a character that you are playing. So, while you joined a game as a survivor, you will load in as whatever character that ID truly belongs to, allowing you to join the game as a second killer rather than a survivor. Being that this problem only happens when a character ID is swapped, it’s fairly easy to replicate this glitch by editing the game files, which is usually what’s happening if you do see two killers in a match.

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Media, Op-Ed, Review, Technology Tagged With: Dayton Kennard, Dead By Daylight Game Review -- A Legion of Glitches

Review of Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne—An Old Game That Will Never Fade Away

February 14, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By James Zheng

Blizzard, which is known as one of the most famous game-producing companies in the United States, has always striven to design the best games out there. But, the major game I am going to introduce in this post was from sixteen years ago. Unlike an anime or a movie, a majority of games tend to easily become old-fashioned or hackneyed. They last for at most ten years since games are always being published incessantly; this process is like an elimination system. You pay for the new, and drop the old. Some games survive, though. And, one of the survivors is Warcraft 3.

First of all, let me give you a basic description of this game. Warcraft is a real-time strategy game. The purpose is just as simple as this: you engage in a war to conquer your enemy by rallying an army. And, when it comes to strategic games, you might think that they are usually complex or difficult because you have to play it smart and pay attention to a lot of details. But, the fascinating thing is that you can come up with at least a thousand tactics, simple or complicated, to play based on the diversity of units. Units, also known as minions, are the main force of your army. They all have different capabilities. Warcraft 3 also has a simple game structure. To start a game, you choose one of the four races (Human, orc, etc.) to bring into battle. Every race has their unique advantage. If you want to build more advanced buildings or recruit more powerful troops, the game would explicitly indicate what you need to do. The most attractive feature has to be the hero system, or champion system. You get to select a champion you like to lead with. All of these factors are essential to reinforce the replayability, and are the reason that the game has survived so long.


The love for Warcraft 3 seems to hardly decay, and it may just keep growing. Recently, Blizzard has decided to make a “reforged” version of Warcraft 3, which, ironically is the game they had already given up on ten years ago. There is only one factor, the most important element, that keeps this game alive–the creative choices of the individual player. It is very easy to use mods in Warcraft. In addition, players have designed massive amounts of maps and new modes to keep this old game running. You can play with your friends, or endlessly compete with online players. In the end, Warcraft 3 is a game that is much more deep than a simple strategy game.

You might think that this game is too old to play, but, as I’ve said, it is a game that will never fade away. Check out the new reforged version!

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Media, Review, Technology, Visual Arts Tagged With: James Zheng, Review of Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne--- An Old Game That Will Never Fade Away

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January 30, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

Thebirdonfire.org is a wonderful blog from the perspective of the bloggers. We’re celebrating three years up and running, over 16,000 views, 500 comments, and 140 plus subscribers. We love to slap our sophisticated schoolyard shenanigans on the blog, but we don’t always know what our readers are thinking about said shenanigans. So, today, for the new semester, we would love it, if, instead of reading the blog, you interact with the blog! Your responses will remain anonymous, so have at us.

Please click the link below to take the survey.

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Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Advice, Media, Technology Tagged With: We’re Looking For Feedback: Blog Survey

What are We?

January 23, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Leo “Little Rabbit” Milmet

People appreciate us as pieces of fine art.

They praise the beauty of our metallic shine and the vividity of our bright and varying colors.

We are ginormous and multicolored;

though a man of no artistry whatsoever may say we should be small and gray,

most love us for what we are.

We are inspired by the benevolent Irish spirit Pooka.

We were brought forth by the brilliant, visionary artists Tony and Karen Barone.

One of us, a purple one, was named Little Rabbit, a nickname given to this poet by his dear, loving grandmother.

We live on Highway 111 by the Atrium, for all to see, interact with, and appreciate.

What are we?

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Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Culture, Current News, Media, Poetry, The Outdoors, The World, Visual Arts Tagged With: Leo Milmet, Rabbit, What are We?

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About

We are the Palm Valley Firebirds of Rancho Mirage, California. Join us in our endeavors. Venture through the school year with us, perusing the artwork of our students, community, and staff. Our goal is to share the poems, stories, drawings and photographs, essays and parodies that come out of our school. Welcome aboard!