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HOW TO CALCULATE YOUR GRADE (NOT CLICKBAIT)

November 9, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

Hello to all of my student friends. Today, I am here to introduce a handy-dandy tool, www.calculatemygrade.com. Grades are a mystical thing, and, honestly, who knows how to calculate it. Well, the answer is simple. It’s the internet. There are a billion-gazillion grade calculators online. The problem with all of these grade calculators is that they do not adapt to your individual situation. Most of the time, grade calculators are made for specific schools or systems, and they will not adapt to your grading situation. This website adapts to you. It lets you enter your own assignment, the weight of this assignment, and the grade you received on this assignment. This helps you figure out what you need to do grade-wise. Do I need to get a 100% on the next test? How many homework assignments do I need to offset the 5.3% I just received on this test? Well, for those who of us who love their grades, this is the tool. Here is a brief-ish set of instructions.  

When you open up the website, you will see three options: “My overall course grade,” “What grade I need to get on the final exam to get an A, B, C or D,” and “What my new GPA will be after this semester.” Depending on your situation, you’ll pick what you need to pick. For me, the “My Overall Course Grade” option is the best. I have frequently used this option to find out what grade I need on a specific assignment to be where I want to be. So, for the purpose of this post, we’ll dive into that.

After selecting this option and pressing “next,” you will be hit with “is your final grade calculated with points or percentages?” You select how your teacher calculates the grade. For example, I know Ms. Zachik calculates her grades based on points and how many points you receive, so for her class, you’d select points. Most other classes are based on percentage, so for most cases you’d choose that, unless you know your teacher bases their class on points.

After selecting the grading system, you’ll be prompted to enter the quantity of assignments. If you have had two tests, enter two tests. This is pretty self-explanatory. If you want to know what you need on your next assignment to get your grade up to a certain point, add an extra assignment so you can add the hypothetical grade. If you have no assignments for a specific category, enter nothing or a “0.”

After this, you’ll be asked to enter how much each grade is worth. For this, you’ll need to find the syllabus for your class and find out what each assignment is worth.  IMPORTANT NOTE: You need to divide the weight of the category into how many assignments of that category you have had. That was confusing. If your tests are worth 60% of your grade, and you’ve had 3 tests, enter each one as 20% (which is the 60% divided by 3 if you have no idea where that number came from). As another example, if you have 7 homework assignments and those homework assignments are worth 10%, divide that 10 by 7. You’d get 1.4%, and each of the 7 homework assignments is worth 1.4% of your grade. If you enter each of the 7 grades as weighted by 10%, each homework assignment is going to be weighted as 10%, rather than the entire category as 10%. This is important for each assignment category.

Finally, you’ll be asked to enter what grade your assignment received. So, do that. The most handy part about this section is to enter a hypothetical grade for an upcoming assignment. As an example, say I had a 24% in AP Biology, what grade will I need on the next test to raise my grade to an A. Well, in the earlier processes I would add an extra test so I could now enter a hypothetical grade for said test. Then, I would enter in some grades to see if they’d raise me up to the grade I want. After you do this, you should hopefully get a grade that resembles something reasonable. In the case of wanting to raise my grade from 24% to 93, I would need a 300% on my next test. I would recommend entering your actual grades first to see if you’re doing the whole process correctly.

So, in conclusion, this website, www.calculatemygrade.com, will be most useful to you if you are a grade freak. If you’re not, you might keep it in the back of your head for when the final exams come around. Enjoy calculating!  

 

*Disclaimer: I was not paid to write this, but I will welcome any revenue.

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Advice, Mystery, School Events, Technology Tagged With: HOW TO CALCULATE YOUR GRADE (NOT CLICKBAIT), Luke Langlois

Mock Trial: EXPLAINED!

November 7, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Luke Langlois, The Mock Trial Guy

Whether it be through assembly announcements, student chatter, or blog posts, I’m sure you’ve heard of Mock Trial. As the new season approaches, I’d like to answer the following question: what exactly is Mock Trial? As a member of the Mock Trial team, I am obliged to write this post so more people appreciate us and the extracurricular in general.

At its heart, Mock Trial is a mock trial. Each year, a criminal case is written by the higher-ups of the program. The case is built to be flexible, so that it can be argued in favor of the defense or the prosecution with no intentional bias. The case is the center of all Mock Trial matches. A match is comprised of two teams (schools). One team is the defense; one team is the prosecution. In one Mock Trial season, teams compete in four different matches, two as the defense and two as the prosecution. If a team makes the playoffs, they are part of the “elite 8” and play some extra matches, depending on how well they do. Here’s a little known fact: last year’s Palm Valley Mock Trial team was the best in the Coachella Valley, and we placed #9 out of 27 in the Riverside County (one spot out of a playoff berth).

So, just like any competition, there are winners and there are losers. Here’s a bit of a twist. The winner of the verdict in court will not necessarily be the winner of the match. The judge of the trial determines the verdict in court, while the scoring attorneys are the ones who determine the winner of the match. The winner of the competition is the team with the higher number of total points. Each competing member of the team is scored according to how effective they are at their job. For example, part of a prosecution or defense attorney’s score would be based on one of their cross examinations. The score would be gauged by how well they can tear down the witness, and therefore the opposing argument, during the cross examination. Part of a witness’s score would be based on how well they can defend against the opposing attorney’s attempt to tear down their evidence. The winner is determined by the cumulative number of points earned by each member. Mock Trial teams are not told who wins and who loses in the courthouse. The total score and results of the match are released a day or two after the trial. If you ever hear a Mock Trial member screaming “THE SCORE’S OUT!!!!” this is why.

I briefly mentioned scoring attorneys last paragraph. What is a scoring attorney? A scorer is an actual attorney. In Mock Trial, the officials aren’t just any old referees (no offense referees).  The scoring attorneys ARE attorneys. The judge IS a judge. This is definitely one of the best parts of Mock Trial. It gives it some authenticity. When playing varsity basketball, unless you are LeBron James Jr, you aren’t talking with LeBron after the game. After a Mock Trial match, you are welcome to speak to the scoring attorneys. In fact, the scoring attorneys would approach me after a match more often than not.

Each person plays a role. Now, I know what you’re thinking. What kind of role am I talking about? Is it a theater role? Is it role-ing the dice? Surprise! It’s neither. A Mock Trial participant can compete as an attorney, witness, bailiff, or clerk. I’ll start with explaining the positions of the clerk and bailiff. A bailiff keeps the order in a court of law and is responsible for swearing in witnesses. The clerk is the timekeeper of the competition, making sure teams are each given an equal amount of time to present their case. The defense team provides the bailiff, and the prosecution provides the clerk. Attorneys can either be pretrial, defense, or prosecution. A pretrial attorney argues over the pretrial motion, which is usually an argument over an interpretation of the law. Last year, the argument was over whether or not a piece of GPS evidence was collected lawfully or if it was a violation of the Fourth Amendment. Defense and prosecution attorneys are in charge of conducting the trial and, of course, doing it in a way that favors their side. The tasks of defense and prosecution attorneys include the following: opening statements, closing statements, and examinations of witnesses. That leads me to the final role, WITNESSES!

Each team brings the witnesses that contribute evidence to their side of the argument. It would be an ill-advised move to call a witness from the other team to the witness stand, to say the least. A witness can find their information from their witness statement in the case packet, the lovely packet that holds all the information on the case for the season. The witness statement encompasses what a witness knows. A witness is responsible for knowing the information in their witness statement; they should know what they should and should not say in order to help their team. In a mock trial, a witness is not a person who simply says that they saw something happen. A witness can be an expert medical analyst who is brought in to explain the wounds found on a victim, the defendant,  or someone who simply believes they saw something happen. Nevertheless, witnesses make or break every Mock Trial match. Every role in Mock Trial is important, and each competitor has the ability to swing the match to their favor.

Finally, I’ll give a brief rundown of what actually goes on during a match. The teams are ushered in the courtroom and wait for the judge. Introductions are done, and then everyone moves to their proper seat position in the courtroom. Before the case presentations begin, the pretrial motion is argued. The judges give their rulings on the pretrial motion. Then, the prosecution gives its opening statement, and the defense may give its opening statement. After the opening statements, the prosecution presents its case. Cases are presented in the form of questioning your own team’s witnesses in the direct examinations. After a prosecuting attorney finishes the direct examination of a witness, the defense has the chance to conduct a cross examination on the same witness. Once the prosecution presents all its evidence, calls up all of its witnesses, or runs out of time, its case is rested and the defense gets to present its case. The process is the same. They call witnesses, conduct direct examinations, and the prosecution will cross examine the witnesses of the defense. After both arguments have been fully presented, the closing statements are given, which is pretty self-explanatory. After the closing statements, the judge calls the verdict, the court is adjourned, and the mock trial teams begin to look back at their performance.  

That just about covers the basics of a match. Now, you may find it easier to follow what’s going on with our team and what any of the jargon means. If there are any questions that are floating around in your noggin, feel free to leave them in the comments and I’ll probably answer.

 

Editor: Bella Bier

Filed Under: School Events Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Mock Trial: EXPLAINED!

Short Halloween Horror Story Competition

October 19, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Harlow Berny

BOO! Halloween is only two weeks away, and in order to help people get in the spirit of things, thebirdonfire.org staff decided to hold a competition with a prize that any kid would dream of when out trick-or-treating: 12 ounces of chocolate! That’s right, the 1st-place winner will receive nearly a pound of milk chocolate in the form of a giant Hershey’s Kiss!* The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd-place stories will also be published on thebirdonfire.org for everyone to see, as well as potential runner-ups.

In order to qualify for this competition, you must follow these rules and guidelines:

  1. You must be a student in Palm Valley Upper School, as we only have permission to give the absurd amount of chocolate to a student in 9th, 10th, 11th, or 12th grade. You many still submit a story and qualify as a runner-up if you’re in Middle School, but you will not be able to win the Hershey’s Kiss.
  2. Your real first and last name MUST be attached to the story you’re submitting so that we know who to give the prize to. If you wish to be anonymous or go by a pseudonym if you win, you must attach a note when submitting your story stating such (and you must provide your own pseudonym if you wish to go by one).
  3. While you may submit multiple stories, only one may be chosen as a winner/runner-up.
  4. All stories should have proper grammar and spelling. Errors will affect how you are judged.
  5. The story must not contain “adult” content or profanity.
  6. The main focus of the story must not be graphic violence or gore.
  7. All stories must be submitted to apatencio@pvs.org by Wednesday the 31st-Halloween! as the winners and runner-ups will be posted to thebirdonfire.org on Friday the 3rd–ScareFest!

Happy Hauntings!

 

*Note: This competition is not sponsored or endorsed by the Hershey’s company in any way, shape, or form. This competition is independently run by thebirdonfire.org blog staff.

 

Editor: Bella Bier

Filed Under: Arts & Letters Awards, Fiction, School Events Tagged With: Harlow Berny, Short Halloween Horror Story Competition

Passing on the Torch: The Freshman Retreat

September 28, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Holden Hartle

Three years ago, in September of 2015, my freshman class hopped onto a bus for Lake Arrowhead for the Freshman Retreat. This is a three-day trip for the new high schoolers during which they get to know their classmates better through group activities, workshops, etc. They envision what will be and can be their high-school career and beyond.

Back then, the general consensus of the grade was split in half. Some thought that it was going to be a great experience for team building, making new friends, and just a simple getaway from the city. The other half were dreading it, fearing social interaction. But, nonetheless, the freshman class entered the bus and headed to Lake Arrowhead.

This year is no different. In mid September, the future class of 2022 traveled towards Lake Arrowhead. Though I went to the UCLA Conference Center and this year’s class went to a large cabin, and though we may have done different activities, the idea of bonding with fellow classmates was still present.

According to current freshman Kaiya, this was the “…best field trip so far.” I don’t want to spoil the activities of the Freshman Retreat in fear that it would ruin the surprise for the upcoming freshmen, but in a survey sent to the current freshman class, 75% said that it helped them learn more about their classmates, 100% said that they had fun, 100% said that they would recommend it for next year’s freshman class.

This tradition is something that I hope will continue for many years to come. This passing of the torch is how I made some of my best friends that I have today. The memories I made on that trip always make me smile. I remember our shared songs, games, and team projects. It is such a great way to not only learn about new students, but it is also a great way to learn more about students that you may have known your whole life.

Editor: AJ Patencio

Filed Under: Culture, driving dirt roads, Interview, School Events, The Outdoors, Travel Tagged With: Freshman Retreat, Holden Hartle, Passing on the Torch

Picture Day: A Poem

September 12, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Leo Milmet

Picture day, when people try to look their best so they can have an unrealistic nostalgia trip in forty years.

Picture day, when you take a picture with EXACTLY the right amount of smile.

Picture day, when they rank kids from tallest to shortest so they can get in exactly the right place on an uncomfortable metallic bench.

Picture day, a day of hell for people who hate the word (and/or the food) “cheese.”

Picture day, a day that unapologetically and openly celebrates vanity, as opposed to other days which apologetically and subtextually celebrate vanity.

Picture day, the day when you sit out in the hotter-than-Hades desert sun, squinting in its radiating brightness, and waiting as the photographer perfects the camera settings.

Picture day, where you better remember to wear formal dress or you may not be in the class photo.

 

So, please, remember to wear formal dress on Picture Day at Palm Valley School, this Tuesday, September 18th, 2018.

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Current News, School Events Tagged With: Leo Milmet, Picture Day

Goodbye until next year!

June 7, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Hey, everyone! I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for sticking with us since the revival of our blog, The Bird on Fire, last September. It has been a really fun ride with everyone both in the blog class and our readers. This year you’ve seen posts from Blog Class members Claire, Renée, Peter, Makena, Shelby, Leo, Charles, AJ, Bella, and myself, Brennan. You’ve also seen posts from guest bloggers Holden Hartle, Jackson Dean, Daniel Romo, and Luke Langlois. Finally, you’ve seen posts from Harlow Berny and several anonymous bloggers. All of these people have contributed towards making the Blog what it is today. But, none of this would have been possible without Supreme Overlord Zachik. She has done more than what I can list here. I am speaking for the entire Blog Class when I say to her, “THANK YOU!!!”.

 

Now, we are at a point where our blog is going to be relatively inactive until the next school year and our constant stream of posts is going to be on pause. I would like to take this moment as our last post this year to say goodbye to both our readers and to our one senior, Peter. Peter has been with us the entire year to help with our shenanigans and now he goes on to live life in the big, wide world in college. Peter Nicholaus Kadel will be missed.

 

We will be excited to return in September, and you better believe that we will come back stronger than ever. Goodbye, until next year!

 

From, Brennan

Filed Under: School Events, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Brennan, Goodbye until next year!

Palm Valley School’s Junior State of America 2018-2019 Cabinet

May 21, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Harlow Berny

Hello, fellow Palm Valley Students! On May 7, the PVS JSA chapter voted on the cabinet members for next school year. The voting took place in the student lounge during lunch, and any member of JSA who had previously attended at least one meeting was allowed to run and/or vote. The winners of the election were Hannah Hall as President, Elizabeth Shay as Vice President, Caroline Scheil as Secretary, Jake Soderman as Treasurer, and Marianne Capetz as Sergeant at Arms. They will be replacing this year’s cabinet of Chloe Sweeney as President, Jordan Dinnerman as Vice President, Brennan Nick as Secretary, Oliver Kaufmann as Treasurer, and Peter Kadel as Sergeant at Arms.

Editor: Brennan Nick

Filed Under: Current News, School Events Tagged With: Harlow Berny, Palm Valley School’s Junior State of America 2018-2019 Cabinet

Destress your Distress

May 16, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Claire Jenkins

 

Gentle reminders to take care of yourself and de-stress from the tests–AP’s and Semester Assessments. Here are some tips!

 

Pet a cat, for you feline lovers.

Pet a dog, for you canine lovers.

Ride a horse, for you equine lovers.

Eat some junk food, for you calorie lovers.

Drink some tea, for you herbal lovers.

Listen to some music, for you rhythm lovers.

Go on a hike, for you nature lovers.

Light some candles, for you scent lovers.

Play some video games, for you technology lovers.

Take a nap, for you sleep lovers.

Watch a movie, for you cinema lovers.

Take a deep breath, for you oxygen lovers.

 

Editor: Renée Vazquez

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Current News, Poetry, School Events Tagged With: Claire Jenkins, Destress your Distress

Fly Me to the Prom: I PROMise You’ll Love It

May 11, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

Public Service Announcement by Brennan Nick, Blogger and ASB Member

Hey, Guys! As most of you already know, the Palm Valley School Prom is coming up on Saturday, May 26th. This year, prom is going to be better than ever! It’s going to take place at the Palm Springs Air Museum, and the theme is “Fly Me to the Moon.” Dessert will be served at the dance, including a candy bar and chocolate fountain. Now, if you’re wondering if you can bring a date or friend from outside of this school, you’re in luck because guests are allowed to come and enjoy our prom. Take note: guests must be vetted and approved by Ms. Steinman before May 18th. Also, please be sure to buy your tickets as soon as possible! Tickets are being sold before school and during lunch. Until Friday, May 18th, the tickets are $55 for a single and $90 for a pair. The week before prom (Monday, May 21st, to Friday, May 25th) the prices are $60 for a single and $100 for a pair. If you wait until the last minute, tickets sold at the door are $65 for a single and $110 for a pair. Thank you, and I hope to see you all there to enjoy a magical night.

 

Editor: Bella Bier

Filed Under: Culture, Current News, School Events Tagged With: Brennan Nick, Fly Me to the Prom: I PROMise You'll Love It

Prom!

April 26, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Shelby Armor

The end of the year is fast approaching, which means so is Prom! This year our Prom is being held at the Palm Springs Air Museum with the theme of “Fly Me To The Moon.” We’ll be spending the evening among the stars in the sky, as Prom will be surrounded by airplanes! There will be dancing, desserts, a photo booth, a chocolate fountain, and more! May 26th is the date, and ASB will be selling tickets in the courtyard the second and third weeks of May ($55 for a single, $90 for a couple), so start getting excited for an unforgettable night!!

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Current News, School Events Tagged With: Let me play among the stars., Prom!, Shelby Armor

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