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Jim’s Funny Camp: Fishing for Trouble

October 16, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

–by Jim Wang

Jim brings us more humor from his travels around this funny funny world.One day, an intelligent doctor went fishing with a skillful fisherman on a fishing boat. On the boat, the doctor asked the fisherman, “Do you know Biology?”

 

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One day, an intelligent doctor went fishing with a skillful fisherman on a fishing boat. On the boat, the doctor asked the fisherman, “Do you know Biology?”

The fisherman answered, “No.”

“Then a quarter of your life was wasted,” the doctor said.

After a while, the doctor asked, “How about Philosophy?”

The fisherman still answered, “No.”

“So, it’s another quarter of your life wasted.”

The doctor really felt sorry for the fisherman. Meanwhile a strong wind brought a powerful surge of water which shook the boat roughly. The doctor was terrified by what was happening. However, the fisherman asked the doctor calmly, ” Do you know how to Swim?”
The Doctor said, “No. ”

“Then your life will be OVER,” the fisherman answered.

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Biology, Death, doctor, drowning, fishing, Life, Philosophy, Sea, Swimming

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