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Lyrics? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Lyrics

October 8, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

By Luke Langlois

Ah yes, classical music. Who doesn’t love a little elegance every once in a while?  No, not the 80s or the 90s, those classics. I’m talking about the music you are graced with when walking into the house of a cultured enthusiast or an eccentric billionaire. History has remembered the names of the larger-than-life composers like Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Brahms, and more. But, unless you are well-versed in classical music or an orchestral instrument, do you know the names of these composers’ works? Before doing my research, I can say with absolute certainty that I had no idea which piece went “bumbumbumbumbumbumbum da da da da.” So, here are the uber-famous classics that you probably don’t know the name of. If you know all of these, go ahead and flex your genius in the comments. 

1 –  “Für Elise” by Ludwig Van Beethoven: “Für Elise,” also known as “Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor,” has the most iconic opening piano rift out of ALL of the piano riffs. Is piano rift too uncultured? Fine. The composition is an elegant piano solo. Anyway, saying that it is the most iconic of all time may be a broad and uncited generalization, but trust me; you will recognize it almost instantly.

2 – “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Officially known as “Serenade No. 13 for strings in G Major,” this composition begins with another immediately recognizable riff. This time, though, it’s violins!

3 – “Toccata and Fugue in D minor” by Bach: Although this is one of the most eye-catching titles in HISTORY (not),  “Toccata and Fugue in D minor” is liable to catch your ears with a sense of dread. This piece has been used in horror pop culture for decades. Listen in to enter a creaky old mansion full of monsters and ghoulies. 

4 – “Minuetto” by Luigi Boccherini: So, you’ve accidentally stumbled upon a row of mansions in the gold-laced streets of Italy. When you ring that diamond-encrusted doorbell, this composition is what you hear as the butler comes to answer.

5 – “The Four Seasons” by Vivaldi: This piece, actually a compilation of season-representing violin concertos by Vivaldi, is another composition that has consistently been associated with elegance and the finer things of life. The most famous portion of this composition comes from the opening of “Spring Allegro.” 

6 – “Peer Gynt – Morning Mood” by Edvard Grieg: This piece is likely in your mind as the “happy morning wake up” theme where the birds are chirping, the sun is shining conveniently through the window, and the recently awakened person is stretching photogenically. Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers probably woke up to this every morning.

7 – “Canon in D” by Pachelbel: This piece is so wedding that people probably do not enjoy playing it at weddings. I haven’t been at a wedding in over a decade, so I wouldn’t know. 

8 – The “Final” of the Overture to William Tell by Rossini: The “Final” from this Overture is the well-known “horse-race” song. The best way to describe this song with text is certainly “Dundundundundundundundun dun dun DUN dundudun.”

9 – “Also sprach Zarathrustra” by Richard Strauss: Imagine you’re Neil Armstrong and you are taking a cinematic walk on the moon to plant the flag of the United States. There is a 78.9% chance that Strauss’s opening melody is being played in your ears. This symphonic poem has more to it than its introduction, so continue listening (if you have the time).  

10 – “Gymnopédie no. 1” by Erik Satie: This soft composition may instill sadness, peace, relaxation, or a conglomeration of all three of these feelings. You may also be irresistibly pressed to pronounce the title of this work. It’s tough.

That’s all for now, folks. I hope you leave this post knowing at least one more classical title. I, personally, have learned to never judge a classical piece by its name. I’m starting to believe that the less you understand out of a title, the better. Obviously, this list is not all-encompassing. Dig deeper; you know more classical tunes than you think you know. Finally, listen to these works past just their minute-long introductions. Many of the universally recognizable portions are just brief moments of a tone poem that lasts for an hour. Become a classical music enthusiast and rid yourself of any lyrical corruption. This is where I would put an Italian farewell to up my culture levels, but I don’t know much Italian. 

 Art Editor: Chelsea Xu

Filed Under: Art Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Lyrics? Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Lyrics

Let’s See Them Aliens

October 4, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment


Editor Doreen tasked the Blog Team with addressing the theme of “Far Away.” This is Luke’s response.


By Luke Langlois, Buzz Lightyear’s friend

We are all-too-often defined by our differences in life, but, at the end of the day, we have many universal similarities. We all (hopefully) speak the universal language of laughter and smiles. I also have a side theory that dogs are constantly trying to replicate our smiles, but that’s not the point of this post. I am here to discuss the one universal quandary that everyone has considered at one point or another in their lives–where are the aliens?

Unless you’ve been living under a metaphorical rock, you heard about the Area 51 Raid that took place on September 20th, 2019. The “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” event started out as a Facebook event. As the event gained internet fame, people began to think that this was a great idea! The military isn’t just going to take down millions of citizens. Although, the Air Force did say that they would do whatever needed to defend the United States and its assets. Anyway, two million people on Facebook alone marked themselves as “attending,” and an additional one million said they were “interested.” This doesn’t even take into account the additional millions of people who don’t have Facebook that heard about it through other sources of media like Twitter, Instagram, or the mainstream news networks. We may seem globally divided all the time, but that hasn’t stopped us from putting millions of heads together for a “joke.” Doesn’t that give you some faith in humanity? 

The actual impact of the raid breached the physical world as well as the digital world. Lincoln County, a county neighboring Area 51, drafted an emergency declaration to prepare for a (predicted) 40,000 raiders. The town of Rachel, Nevada, had similar fears. They hypothesized that raiders and their cars from more temperate climates would not be able to handle the heat, causing emergency services and general stores to be overwhelmed. Luckily, their worries did not materialize. Only 150 people actually showed up around Area 51, and only two people were arrested. To my disappointment, nobody tried to raid Area 51. 

We were not able to rescue the extraterrestrials from Area 51, so our alien brethren will remain a mystery. Everyone has a different opinion on extraterrestrial life, but if I had to generalize, people tend to believe that aliens are far, far away. I don’t think so. We’re not quite sure just how expansive the universe is, but we do know that Earth is a tiny dot in the grand context of space. I also subscribe to the multiverse theory. According to my limited understanding of this concept, there’s a universe where Palm Valley’s primary uniform color is teal. Yes, teal. Given this, are we expected to believe that nothing else in our universe, let alone any parallel universe, has stumbled upon Earth? The chances of that are slim, especially when you also consider our Earth’s long history. I’ll leave you with this thought: there already are extraterrestrial species on this planet. They landed long before humans could understand matters like these. Armadillos are weird. Cats have bumps on their tongues. That’s not normal. Trust me, near or far, our intergalactic neighbors are watching. 

Editor: Doreen Yuan

Filed Under: Far Away Tagged With: Luke Langlois

Once in a Lifetime Experience

September 25, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

This week, James takes his turn as editor. He has assigned the Blog Team the theme of “Science.” When we say “Science,” this is what Luke thinks . . . .

By Luke Langlois

Isn’t it nifty how words on a screen can instantly strike an image into your consciousness? For example, when I say MAD SCIENTIST you see a dimly lit room with a chemical-explosion-covered person laughing maniacally. Typically, there are also steaming Erlenmeyer flasks sitting in the background filled with eye-popping neon pink liquid. Don’t forget the conveniently timed thunderstorms! It is (probably) safe to say that this stereotypical mad scientist does not exist outside of our science fiction. But, we have REAL mad scientists out there who have some pretty “out there” ideas. Then again, most ground-breaking scientists have to be at least a little mad, but that’s a different matter. 

Anyway, this post’s mad scientist is not actually a scientist at all. He’s an artist who used scientific principles in a now-notorious design. In 2010, Lithuanian Ph.D. candidate Julijonas Urbonas from London’s Royal College of Art came up with the “Euthanasia Coaster.” Urbonas had an experience working at an amusement park, and it was such an inspiring tenure that he decided to design a roller coaster that would send twenty-four passengers to the end of the line. His goal, of course, was to elegantly take a human life.

You may be asking yourself how that would work. Anyone, who’s taken their chances with a roller-coaster has imagined typical scenarios that would result in gruesome injuries. Well, maybe it’s just me. What if a piece of the track mysteriously disappeared? What if we started going backward on that steep hill the coaster climbs? Certainly, the result of those mechanical failures would be no fun, but Urbonas’s coaster design has no dramatic collisions. The coaster would instead use the power of the gravitational force equivalent, more commonly known as g-force, to reach its terminal point. The coaster’s track would take its passengers on a brisk climb to 1,670 feet. Once there, the coaster would take a 1,600-foot plunge, accelerating the coaster to 220 miles per hour. For reference, Splash Mountain at Disneyland has a drop of 49 feet. After reaching this speed, the coaster would make its way through seven clothoid inversions, which is commonly known as a corkscrew loop in the typical amusement park world. Does it sound fun, you DAREDEVIL? I’m sure it would be a blast if you could withstand the lethal 10 g. The coaster’s speed and inversions would make its passengers suffer from an insufficient amount of oxygen to the brain (cerebral hypoxia). The passengers would quickly experience symptoms of g-force induced loss of consciousness. The seven loops ensure that they permanently remain in this state. 

Researching the “Euthanasia Coaster” has made me realize a couple of things. For one, I have another layer of respect for the team of engineers and designers that build our roller coasters. Thank you for making them fun and not lethal. More importantly, though, just how amazing is the human mind for coming up with this! I defined it as “mad science,” but it is BRILLIANT science. At the end of the day, all I have to say is be mindful of your amusement park choices. 

Sources

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/human-plus-science-gallery
http://julijonasurbonas.lt/euthanasia-coaster/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
A rendered concept of Urbonas’s “Euthanasia Coaster”

Editor: James Zheng

Filed Under: Science Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Once in a Lifetime Experience

“Objectively The Best Grade”

September 16, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

thebirdonfire.org rotates editors weekly. This week, Renée Vazquez takes the helm. With the power inherent in being editor comes the charge of naming the week’s THEME. Renée charges the Blog Team with writing about “Home.” Luke opens discussing how PVS is “Home” to our Class of 2020.

By Senior Luke Langlois

Greetings one; greetings all. If you haven’t noticed, the class of 2020 is HERE. I can certainly imagine that you have noticed us, since, according to Charles Schnell, we are “objectively the best grade.” He later clarified to me that this line was ironic, but does his irony make something untrue? Anyway, we weren’t always the tippity top dogs of the school. We don’t think about it too much as we carry out our daily lives, but the senior class is a culmination of thousands of days at Palm Valley. We’ve done billions of worksheets and have made even more exclusive jokes that ONLY SENIORS would understand. So, I recently sent out a survey to the entire class asking what it means for them to be a senior. 

  • What does it mean to finally be a part of the traditions that have been performed by countless classes before us? – I was personally expecting some snarky answers; it’s part of the rebellious teenage culture to be apathetic towards school. Surprisingly, everyone made a positive contribution. As one senior put it, “It’s pretty awesome… but it’s super surreal.”  That’s probably where I’d gauge myself. Many of us ask, “Wait, I’m graduating soon?” Monotonously going to school every day has become a part of life, so it coming to an end feels quite strange. Some are more excited about being a senior. Claire, for example, says she’s “so jazzed it’s unbelievable. I’m living for this. All my dreams are coming true.” That sounds like pretty legitimate excitement to me! Another senior brings us down, saying that there is a lot of work to do before we’re anywhere. Hopefully, we don’t succumb to senioritis before then. 
  • Could you name a way that Palm Valley has become like a home to you? – We spend more working time at our school than we do at home. I suppose we seniors do because we love Palm Valley very much. One senior remarked that they have never felt more welcome at any other school and that they cannot wait to come back and visit Palm Valley when they have the chance. Another said that they felt their old “home” was unwelcoming, and that being here has given them a clear goal in life.  Josh Tyer reminisced on the people that have made him who he is, “ I could never give up the family I’ve made at Palm Valley.” In one way or another, we students have a connection to our school if you dig deep and look. Even if you’re not a senior that may help motivate you to keep hitting academic heights; it’s for your home! Or, you see life like Wilton Zuniga who thinks the student lounge is somewhat of a “cozy living room.” 
  • If you could create a NEW senior tradition, what would it be? – Traditions are the best way to keep the generations of students connected, whether it be an alumnus who graduated fifty years earlier or a current senior. Traditions can be pretty whacky. Palm Valley’s seniors have some ideas that correspond with that theme. One senior had the idea of a “handprint wall,” where every graduating class would put their hands in and leave their mark forever. Another senior suggested “Senior Dorito Day,” which is exactly what it sounds like. Claire Jenkins pulled an idea from her daredevil spirit and said all seniors should go skydiving. Perhaps one of you non-senior student readers can make one of these concepts a reality one day. Please, skydive. 
  • Do you have any senior prank ideas? – Palm Valley School is not known for its senior pranks, but seniors in general certainly are. As such, I asked the class what kind of pranks they would like to see. One senior, insightfully making fun of the way I phrased my question, said “Yes.” In all “seriousness,” though, Lawrence Nelson would be interested in filling the student lounge with BALLOONS. Doesn’t that sound delightful? Perhaps we could bring in a clown as well to strike coulrophobia into the younger students. Charles Schnell ponders about pooling our money together, buying a kayak, and leaving the kayak up at the graduation seats instead of us. Uh, how creative! One senior wishes that they could install League of Legends on every school computer because everyone could use a competitive gaming session. Claire, with sleep on her mind, says every senior should bring a sleeping bag and take a nap in the lobby. I do not actually condone nor condemn, senior pranks (nor does Ms. Zachik), but they are hilarious to think about.

There is your somewhat brief look at the musings of the class of 2020. Unfortunately, not all of the seniors responded to my survey (you know who you are). By the end of the year, I may do this again to see how we’ve come along. No promises, but stay tuned. 

Editor: Renée Vazquez

Filed Under: Home, Luke Langlois, School Events Tagged With: Luke Langlois

THE BIRD ON FIRE STRIKES BACK

August 30, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments


By Luke Langlois

This week, the Palm Valley School booted up its classes once again and welcomed back its wondrous array of red-hot Firebirds. But… something’s missing. There’s this unmistakable dread that fills the hearts, minds, and very SOULS of our students. Could it be the stress of a new year with new teachers? Could it be the pressure of college application ominously looming over the seniors? No, that would be ridiculous. All our lives are missing sophisticated schoolyard shenanigans…

thebirdonfire.org

My ears are ringing with an orchestral fanfare. Spirits are restored. After a lengthy and unbearable summer hiatus, the staff of thebirdonfire.org is back in action. This year’s blog staff currently includes seasoned veterans like myself, Renée Vazquez, and James Zheng. New to the staff this year are Doreen Yuan, Chelsea Xu, Katelin Slosky, and Emily Castro. You may have noticed that I wrote “currently” before listing our staff members. That means you can still JOIN OUR STAFF–unless you are from the future. There has never been a better time to join us! We are fast approaching half a decade of The Bird On Fire, with its birthday coming up in December. Even if a transition to our staff is not in your stars, please enjoy the show! 

Editor: Renée Vazquez

Filed Under: School Events, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Hello, Luke Langlois

The Juice is Loose–But Why?

June 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

On June 12th, 1994, sometime after 10 p.m., two people were murdered in cold blood at a condominium in the prestigious Brentwood of Los Angeles: Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald “Ron” Goldman. Today, for those who were not alive during the case or are unaware of the case, I would like to bring attention to what is known as the “trial of the century.” On that night, nobody knows quite what happened. But, what we do know is that a distressed family pet alerted a neighbor passing by. The neighbor reported the bodies, and the investigation began.

Meanwhile, Ms. Brown’s ex-husband and former NFL star, nicknamed “The Juice,” Orenthal James Simpson, was on an American Airlines flight to a convention in Chicago that had departed at 11:45 p.m. When O.J. arrived in Chicago and settled at the O’Hare Plaza Hotel, the police gave him a call. This was supposedly the moment when O.J. learned that his ex-wife had been murdered. Simpson boarded the next flight to Los Angeles and found his home under a full-blown investigation by the police. O.J. was then questioned by the police. This questioning was the first of many blunders by investigators. Diving into the specifics is unnecessary. All you need to know is that this questioning was so profoundly unhelpful that the prosecution did not even bring it into evidence in an almost year-long trial. Shortly thereafter, based on evidence found at the crime scene and O.J.’s house, the police felt as if they had enough to arrest O.J.

Like most alleged murderers, O.J. did not want to be arrested. He ran (just like he used to in the NFL). He got into a Ford Bronco and started driving down the freeway. Another driver recognized O.J.’s car and notified the police. The police and the media were soon pursuing O.J. They chose not to open fire at O.J. for a couple of reasons. First off, O.J was a football star. And, ninety-five million people were watching this chase unfold. There were also crowds of people surrounding the freeway on structures like bridges, cheering for O.J. Needless to say, the police were given the order to hold their fire to avoid chaos. Little did they know, chaos was going to unfold anyways. Second of all, O.J. threatened to take his own life if the police did not allow him to visit his home before being arrested. The police granted him this request. He was then arrested and jailed without a chance of bail (meaning he could not pay a fee to return to his home during the trial).

The prosecutors went into this case with a “slam dunk” attitude. A celebrity had seemingly just thrown himself on a silver platter. O.J.’s blood was at the crime scene. Nicole Brown Simpson’s blood was found on a pair of O.J.’s socks. Two matching blood-sodden gloves were found at two separate locations. One was found at the scene of the murder, and the other was found outside O.J.’s home. Bloody shoe prints from shoes that matched O.J.’s foot size were found at the scene of the crime. There was blood in his Bronco. The list certainly goes on. What went wrong? Given all of this forensic evidence, how was O.J. acquitted? Well…

  • DNA Evidence? – Many have observed that, in 1995, the concept of DNA was not as widely understood by the general public as it is now. Even if it was wiggling its way into the education system, the jurors may have never seen or heard about the concept of DNA, having been educated years before 1995. The prosecution may have failed to properly convince the jury that the DNA evidence pointed to near certainty that O.J. was the killer. The defense, on the other hand, brought up what some jurors referred to as the most credible witness of the trial: Henry Lee, Forensic Scientist. Henry Lee refuted much of the DNA evidence that the prosecution brought into play. He was able to cast some doubt on what could once have been seen as certain evidence. Dr. Lee went through many of the pieces of forensic evidence, such as the bloody sock, and offered alternative possibilities. He established the idea that something was not right with the collected evidence. Reasonable doubt is all that is needed. By the time the jury had to make a decision, the jurors may have flat-out forgotten or given little regard to the intricacies of the DNA evidence.
  • The Glove – In a highly confident move, prosecutor Christopher Darden asked that O.J. try on the gloves that were found at the scene of the crime; allegedly, these gloves were the gloves of the killer. In a dramatic event that has since been integrated into our pop culture, O.J. grabbed the gloves and tried to put them on. O.J. turned to the jury and began to wriggle his hand into the ill-fitting glove while harshly tugging on the edges in an attempt to get them around his hand. After the theatrics, it was evident that the gloves were not going to fit O.J.’s hands. This was a triumphant moment for the defense–and a grim realization for the prosecution. The jury remembered this point in the trial. Instead of remembering some small detail in a timeline that perhaps incriminates O.J., they recalled the time where O.J. Simpson, the charming NFL star, stood directly in front of them and failed to fit into the killer’s gloves.
Image result for O.J simpson glove
  • The “Corrupt Police” Theory – Given all of the forensic evidence against O.J., the defense had to find a way to create an alternate theory, rather than try to refute the irrefutable. Johnnie Cochran and his team of seasoned attorneys came up with the idea that it was the police who wanted O.J. behind bars. The lead investigative officer, Mark Fuhrman, was put on the witness stand by the prosecution to give a rundown of the investigation and the night of the arrest. The defense saw this as an opportunity to lay the foundation for their theory. O.J.’s leading attorney, Johnnie Cochran, was well known for defending clients that were victims of racially based police brutality. Mr. Cochran told fellow attorney, Francis Lee Bailey, to use the cross-examination to show the jury and the people of Los Angeles (the entire trial was televised) that this case was about more than O.J. This case was now about the systemic racism that allegedly plagued the L.A.P.D. Mr. Bailey asked Fuhrman if he had ever used the n-word to describe anyone. Fuhrman was adamant that he had never and will never use the slur. Later in the trial, an aspiring screenwriter came out and said that she had recorded evidence of Fuhrman using the aforementioned slur over forty times. The defense called Fuhrman back up to the stand for further questioning after they gained access to the tape. Fuhrman asserted his 5th Amendment right, meaning he refused to answer any question he was asked due to his right to avoid self-incrimination. During this examination, the defense asked the officer both if he had ever falsified a police report and if he had planted or manufactured evidence in the case. Individuals cannot pick and choose what they want to answer when they assert their Fifth Amendment privilege; he had no choice but to refuse to answer these questions. Fuhrman’s testimony about the evidence of the crime no longer had a sliver of credibility. The defense now had the opportunity to go through each piece of evidence and establish that it could have been tampered with, manufactured, or falsified. In addition, Fuhrman’s perjury gave merit to the idea that the L.A.P.D. had a dire issue with racism and corruption. Every single point made by the defense after Fuhrman’s testimony was underscored by these ideas.

The People v. O.J. Simpson case lends itself perfectly as a case that can be used to teach someone about the principles of the American legal system. People who have been charged need to be proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. But, it was a slam dunk case to the prosecution. They had evidence that the defense could not possibly counter. But, after Fuhrman’s testimony, every piece of evidence that was once incriminating became an unknown. There was doubt to every piece of evidence. Did Fuhrman smear the gloves in the victim’s blood and plant a glove at O.J.’s home? Did a well-trained officer break into O.J.’s car and splatter some of the blood sample that he lent to the police? Why did the gloves not fit? It was a convoluted, labyrinthine, perplexing, tangled mess of a case with too many unanswered possibilities. This is why “The Juice” is loose.  

O.J. Simpson (center) hears the verdict amongst two of his defense attorneys, Francis Lee Bailey (left) and Johnnie Cochran (right).


References:

https://famous-trials.com/simpson/1862-home
Forensics at the OJ Simpson Trial

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Conspiracy, Culture, History, Media Tagged With: Luke Langlois, The Juice is Loose--But Why?

Not Sure About AP Classes? Here’s Why you Should Take Them

May 30, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke Langlois

As a student progresses through high school, one of the most monumental decisions they have to make is choosing which classes they want to take. Most of the time, classes in high school are pretty streamlined. But, as a student gets to junior year, sometimes sophomore year, they are presented with more choices. Usually, a student gets the choice of whether or not to take an AP class. Today, I would like to present the knowledge I have of AP classes, being relatively experienced with them. I do not intend to FLEX my classes. Rather, I would like to offer some advice to those who are going to be making these tough calls soon. Let us begin!

  1. College credit – If you’re a student who intends to go to college, an AP class can help you get college credit. College credit can be awarded for a score higher than a 3, though some colleges will only take scores of 4 and 5. It depends on the school. But, in general, a high score on an AP exam will save you time, energy, and money in college, probably the most valuable resources. This is the most straightforward benefit, but it is likely the most important one in practicality. In addition, if a college allows an AP course to fill a general education course, you can get a jump-start on your major and quickly start on work that you are passionate about. If you are unfamiliar with how many classes/credits you need to have to get a college degree, I’d look it up. You need to take a lot of classes! If you are given the early opportunity to fill up a college’s requirements, DO IT!
  2. Majors – On the topic of majors, AP classes can help you narrow down what you potentially want to major in. Large colleges these days can have hundreds of possible programs, so you probably do not want to go into college with zero ideas on what you want to do with yourself. If you turn out to be absolutely awful at AP World History and are not able to remember historical facts to save your life, you’d know that, just maybe, history isn’t the direction for you. And, of course, doing well in an AP class could drive you to a certain major. Personally, I have been completely steered straight. No biology majoring for me. Just kidding, I have no idea what I want to do with my life. But, I do have a much greater understanding of what I would be getting if I decided to major in Biology. The same goes for all of my AP classes.
  3. Up your game – AP classes, conducted well, will challenge you and push your academic limits. When classes do not have a well-defined deadline that they are approaching (like an AP exam), they can take a good amount of time to make sure the class understands the material. This is not something that’s bad about non-AP classes; a slower pace is the better option for many students. But, if you are looking for a “thrill,” take an AP class. In AP classes, the class has a test approaching. There is no time to take breaks. For example, the AP Biology textbook we went through this year contained 43 comprehensive chapters. Some chapters were shorter than others, but none of the chapters were ones that you could just get through in a day or so. In classes like this, students are forced to up their academic game if they want to stay on top of the workload.
  4. Colleges love it – Colleges are like parents. They want students that can make them proud and give them a good name long after graduation. When you take AP classes, you are giving colleges a concrete way to view how you challenge yourself. Essentially, AP classes show colleges that you are willing to dedicate more effort to your academics. Course rigor is important.
  5. Be humbled – This sort of ties in with my third point, but AP classes are going to be harder than any other non-AP class you have taken. You may think you’re ready for it, but you’re probably not going to be. There have been two specific AP classes that I have taken that hit me like a TRAIN. That would be AP World History and AP Biology. AP World was my first AP class. When we started taking reading quizzes in that class, it was the end of my dignity. It’s easy to get lost in textbooks when they detail the history of the entire world. Then, a year later, I started with AP Biology. The first AP Bio test hit me like a fighter jet going faster than the speed of sound. In both of these cases, I was rocked. AP classes challenge you and show you that you’re not as great as you think you are. It’s tough to swallow, but when you believe you have a lot to improve upon, you improve.

I could go on all day about how much I adore AP classes. I promise I’m not a College Board mole, but I do think AP classes get an unnecessary negative reputation. If you have not taken an AP class yet, take one. The AP exams are stressful, but we get the privilege of taking them at THE PALM VALLEY SCHOOL (unless you take something weird like Latin). You may hate taking the class with all of your being all the way up until June, but in the end you’ll look back and say “I learned.”

Editor: Hannah Hall

Filed Under: Advice, School Events, Uncategorized Tagged With: Luke Langlois

Some Social Psychology

May 17, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Luke Langlois, AP Psychology Student & Blogger

At this point in my life, I have already taken the AP Psychology exam. But, that does not mean my knowledge of psychology can just hide off in a crevice forever. Not yet, anyways. Today, I would like to introduce to you some concepts from the last chapter of the AP Psychology textbook: social psychology. Social psychology is the branch of psychology that focuses on interactions between people. First, I will go into the fundamental attribution error. The fundamental attribution error is a simple concept, but it describes an “error” that we make just about every day.

The fundamental attribution error is the social psychology phenomenon that says we tend to explain someone’s behaviors or actions with their internal dispositions, rather than with their external circumstances. This concept is usually applied to a situation in which one person does something another person does not like. The peeved person will usually think something like “Wow, that person probably hates me, tortures puppies, and is generally a terrible person.” The error is believing that the actual “bad” behavior was due to something in the offender’s personality. Why not an example? You get cut off while driving by someone who is going about 80 miles per hour on the city streets. You shout out loud, as many drivers seem to do, “What a ******!” But, that driver has a pregnant lady in the car who is having a BABY! It’s the external factors that usually drive a behavior, not the internal ones. Now, that’s not to say some people aren’t just rude. But, I do not have scientifically backed knowledge on that fact. So, stop making the fundamental attribution error. Catch yourself making this error. Maybe you’ll like people more.

Speaking of liking people, why not have a brief segment on what goes into attraction? That’s another thing that goes into social psychology. The following is a list of the big elements that play into attraction. Be warned: this isn’t an exact science.  

  1. Proximity – Geographic proximity is an important one. Obviously, you can’t fall for someone across the country. That’s obvious. In addition, if you’re around and are interacting with a person over and over, you’ll find yourself liking them. That’s us people falling victim for the “mere exposure effect,” which states that the more we are exposed to something, the more we like it. Again, don’t go for the “ACTUALLY I HATE THIS PERSON AND I’VE KNOWN THEM FOR YEARS.” It’s not an exact science.
  2. Physical Attractiveness – Unfortunately, physical appearance does rank up there as one of the most important features of social attraction. There are a lot of reasons as to why that is, but I’m not going to go into that.
  3. Similarity – Fun fact: opposites do not attract. That is a phrase meant for hopeless romantics. Birds of a feather flock together. The more like-minded you are to someone, the more you’re going to like them.

So, that’s a couple of concepts of social psychology. If you want to know a bit more about social psychology, google it yourself, or DROP A COMMENT!

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Science Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Some Social Psychology

(N)Ice Post.

May 16, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

(N)Ice Post

By Luke Langlois

Did you know that officially declaring something makes it true? I am officially declaring war on Holden. The goal? I will prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that my sports predictions were far worse than his. Now, if you have read Holden’s post on the NBA rankings, you would know that a victory for me seems unlikely. Yes, Holden was quite wrong. But I broke rule #1 of playoff hockey; it’s unpredictable. Today, I would like to revisit the post that I wrote “predicting” the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

As a reminder: this is the bracket that I created. This does not reflect the current round of the playoffs (which you should watch). Let’s start with what I got right.

  1. The Dallas Stars did indeed eliminate the Nashville Predators in six games.
  2. I correctly predicted that the St. Louis Blues would eliminate the Winnipeg Jets in six games.
  3. San Jose eliminated the Vegas Golden Knights in seven games. The hockey genius over here called it.
  4. On that note, I did correctly predict the Western Conference Finals matchup!
  5. The New York Islanders eliminated the Pittsburgh Penguins in FOUR games, a perfect sweep. I predicted that this would happen in six games, but I’ll give myself credit for this.
  6. The Boston Bruins eliminated the Maple Leafs in seven games, which matches up with my bracket.

I did get quite a few matchups correct, even down to the game count. Statistically, I got more correct than most people. But I got a couple of matchups glaringly wrong, which devalues just about everything I got right. Here’s what I got wrong:

  1. The Calgary Flames did NOT eliminate the Colorado Avalanche in six games. The Avalanche eliminated the Flames in five games. This was one of the many upsets by a Wild Card team.
  2. The Washington Capitals did take the Carolina Hurricanes to seven games, which matches my bracket. Unfortunately, I figured that the Capitals would be able to take the game seven on home ice. They did not. The Hurricanes won game seven in overtime, 4-3. So, that was not all that bad. I only got it wrong by one goal, right?
  3. If this were not a written post, I would let out an audible sigh here. Remember when I was saying Tampa Bay was just too good to not win it all? As a naive child once said, “. . . it is my FIRM belief that Tampa Bay is just TOO GOOD!” Yeah, that was me. Tampa Bay had one of the best regular seasons in the history of the NHL. Tampa Bay had a goal differential of +103. As a refresher, that means they cumulatively outscored their opponents by 103 goals. But suddenly, hockey started meaning something for them again. They could no longer cruise to win their games. The Tampa Bay Lightning were not receptive to this message. They got swept by the Wild Card Columbus Blue Jackets in what could be seen as the largest upset in the history of the NHL.

If you did not notice a common theme among the teams that got upset in the first round, they were ALL #1 seeded teams. This year marks the first year in NHL history that each division winner was eliminated in the first round. Anyhow, that’s enough of what I got wrong. Allow me now to update you on the current matchups going on.

  1. In a shock to many, the Carolina Hurricanes defeated the New York Islanders in four games to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. If you went back a bit, you would know that New York just swept Pittsburgh in the first round. Apparently, it was a fluke. This Islanders team was the first since the 1993 Buffalo Sabres to get swept after completing a sweep.
  2. The St. Louis Blues beat the Dallas Stars in double overtime in a seven game series. A win is a win, but it easily could have gone either way. As a reminder, St. Louis was dead last in the NHL in December. Good job, Blues.
  3. Many people expected a LOT from the Columbus Blue Jackets after their bulldozing of the Tampa Bay Lightning, but the Boston Bruins made relatively quick work of Columbus, defeating them in six games. Boston is currently leading Carolina three games to none. The winner of this series will advance to the Stanley Cup Final. Perhaps the city of Boston will be able to end their long-running championship drought.
  4. The San Jose Sharks, pleasing the home crowd, took down the Colorado Avalanche in seven games. They are currently facing the St. Louis Blues in the Western Conference Finals.

How many upsets have occurred in the NBA playoffs so far? One. How many upsets occurred in the first round of the NHL playoffs? MANY! Tune in to the NHL playoffs before it’s too late. Trust me. Watch these games.

Editor: AJ Patencio

Filed Under: Current News, Sports Tagged With: (N)Ice Post., Luke Langlois

Mmm, Magnesium

April 12, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Luke “not-a-botanist” Langlois

Editor Makena asked all to consider Plants & Opinions for her theme. Luke takes a look at what plants need.

We all know that plants cannot just live on their own. Plants need water, sunlight, and carbon dioxide so they can carry out their autotrophic genius in the form of photosynthesis. Water, sunlight, and CO2  are all critical for a plant’s survival, but the average citizen often overlooks the specificities of another important element of a plant’s survival: the soil. One who is not well-versed in botany (or AP Biology) might simply say that soil contains “nutrients.” While this is true, knowing that soil has nutrients is not enough to keep a plant in good health. The goal of this post is to inform you of what exactly the term “nutrients” entails. Additionally, I will run through some brief symptoms of plant nutrient shortages, so you can recognize specific nutrient shortages in your own houseplants and how to fix them.

Before I dive into the nitty gritty, you should know that plants have two categories of nutrients: macronutrients and micronutrients. Plants require macronutrients in large numbers, hence the name macronutrients. Since these elements are needed in relatively large numbers, it is recommended that a plant caretaker regularly refreshes the plant’s base with these elements. On the contrary, micronutrients are elements that plants only need in small numbers, hence the name micronutrients. It is only necessary to replace micronutrients if the plant has a visible deficiency. It is important to remember that it is entirely possible to overdo it on the nutrients. Imagine a person taking a whole bottle of nutrient supplements in a day. It’s the same concept. Anyways, the main types of macronutrients are calcium, nitrogen, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium, and sulfur. The main types of micronutrients are boron, copper, iron, manganese, molybdenum, and zinc. Now, let us dive into a few signs of these nutrient deficiencies.

Macronutrient Deficiency Symptoms

Calcium (Ca) – New leaves (leaves at the top of the plant) have noticeably irregular or distorted shapes. Just because one leaf is strangely shaped does not mean there is a calcium deficiency, but if your plant seems to emerge with a brand new shape of leaf often, it may be time to replenish the calcium.

Nitrogen (N) – Older leaves (leaves found near the bottom of the plant) begin to display a yellow shade while the newer leaves display a normal, light green shade.

Phosphorus (P) – The tips of the leaves look like they have been burnt and may have that “crunchy” feel. The rest of the leaf will usually maintain its original color, unless there are other shortages.

Leaf with a phosphorus shortage

Sulfur (S) – A sulfur shortage will result in the younger leaves turning into the unhealthy yellow color first. Sometimes, older leaves will follow suit. This is not to be confused with a nitrogen shortage. If it’s a nitrogen shortage, the OLDER leaves are going to display signs of yellowing first.

Magnesium (Mg) – Older leaves begin turning yellow at their edges, which causes the leaf to display somewhat of an arrowhead shape in its center.

Micronutrient Deficiency Symptoms

Copper (Cu) – A plant with a copper shortage is going to have an unusual deep green color. This shortage may also cause a plant to become stunted.

Iron (Fe) – Just like that protein-fueled BEAST on the streets, your plants are capable of pumping iron, too. An iron deficiency is going to cause a yellowing between the veins of younger leaves. More severe iron deficiencies, like the one depicted below, can cause a yellowing around almost every vein in the leaf.

Zinc (Zn) – The terminal leaf of your plant may display a unique, rosette pattern. But, the plant is not just trying to impress its caretaker; it has a zinc shortage!

Here’s a disclaimer before I say a bit more: I am by no stretch of the imagination an expert on plants or a botanist. The physical traits that plants display vary from species to species, and some of these shortage signs may not apply to every species of plant. If it’s fall, and your plant is known to begin yellowing during the fall, do not go on a mad dash for magnesium. Use your botanical judgement to determine whether or not your plant needs some love. Before I depart, I would like to briefly explain how you solve these shortages. You are going to want to find soils or fertilizers that contain the missing nutrients and give them to your plants. Note: bags are not going to outwardly say “MAGNESIUM!” You may have to do a bit of research if you notice an unhealthy plant. The amount of nutrients that a plant needs varies based on whether the missing nutrient is a macronutrient or micronutrient, the size of the plant, and the severity of the shortage. To sum it up, gardening is a therapeutic and healthy hobby that many humans enjoy. It is only right that plants get to feel the same way.

Source: University of Arizona

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Plant Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Plants & Opinions Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Magnesium, Mmm

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