Compiled by Lyn Gweeny and Torti Linee

 

In the news our world seems to be filled with misery and suffering. But, our world can be  filled with beauty, joy, and innovation. There is always a glimmer of hope in the hopeless moments even if they come at the end.

This post is not about that. This post is about laughing at people’s stupidity. Sometimes people are delightfully dumb and silly. The following phrases and clauses were heard in the halls and classrooms of the Upper School. Enjoy.

 

“So… we’ll go ahead and make Beyonce our puppet queen of all of the island nations.”

“Are cribs what people… live…in…?”

“EVERYONE knows Finland is a front!”

“MOM, IT’S NOT A PHASE; THIS IS WHO I AM.”

“It’s like, windy outside, the air it’s like BLOWING.”

“Let’s just start by pushing Africa right up against India and Europe and… that’s how we’ll start recreating Pangea.”

“Aaaannd that’s our ten-step model of how to completely take over the world!”

“What do you want from me, PEASANT?”

“My closet is my SAFE SPACE, BELLA!”

“People with forehead wrinkles are subordinate to people who don’t! It’s just science.”

“Mme Mulé, you’re like the Hoover Dam.”

“Ummm… well, he is from West Virginia.”

“Are you knighting him or beating him? I’ve seen The Crown!”

“Students saying ridiculous things??? Pfffft NEVER!” *note: There is a possibility that this might be sarcastic.

“I like to compile birthdays.”

“Being around you is like having a laughtrack” “hahahahahahahaha”

“Exploding things calms you down?!

“It hurts to be stupid.”

“Okay, dude let’s make ASB the People’s Democratic Republic of Palm Valley School. PDRPVS.”

 

Editor: Brennan Nick