Henry exclaimed suddenly, “The Oxford Book of Aphorisms! Whoa! There is something I want to buy!” Now, Henry is in the process of slimming down his collectio
n of books. He’s moving across the country to George Washington U and has no room for more books. So, we went on a hunt to compile a brief collection of these brief sayings for Henry.
An aphorism is, according to literarydevices.net, “a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. The term is often applied to philosophical, moral and literary principles. To qualify as an aphorism, it is necessary for a statement to contain a truth revealed in a terse manner.”
What follows are our favorite found aphorisms on Advice, Respect, Love, Failure, Motivation, and Computers.
“Most people, when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.”
–Henry Wheeler Shaw
“Respect is greater at a distance.”
–Publius Cornelius Tacitus
“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
–Winnie the Pooh

“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.”
–Laurence Johnston Peter
“All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.”
–James Thurber
“Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.”
–Steve Wozniak
“Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”
–Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Try an aphorism. Share it with us. Focus on brevity and clarity to find your way into an idea. For you Romantics out there, Henry has provided links to his favorite romantic aphorism cites: for romantic lines from Wuthering Heights, go to https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1565818-wuthering-heights; for the most romantic lines in the UK, go to http://uk.reuters.com/article/arts-us-books-romance-idUKTRE7198H220110210; and for Buzzfeed’s “43 Most Romantic Lines,” go to https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/most-romantic-lines-from-literature?utm_term=.nfR7yLN0w#.yhlnmYaxG.




airports with whose terminals and gates he knew not about; moreover, he suffered much by bad seats and whining kids while trying to fly comfortably and bring himself safely home in one piece; but do what he might he could not conquer the tiredness, for he suffered through his own sheer folly in sitting next to an 18-month-old baby, so his brain prevented him from ever taking a nap. Tell me, too, about all these things, O daughters of Zeus, from whatsoever source you may know them.


bodies (think of those Word Refrigerator Magnets we use to phrase and re-phrase). We used Applause-o’-Meter to determine the winners. 1st place? Adam McDonald and Elliot McGrew for their sung (yes, in harmony) haiku “Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words) TABLE.” 2nd place went to a Dr. Carr-orchestrated “To enchant, to travel, to . . . fantasize.” Giant bars of chocolate were awarded the two teams. A bowl of taffy went to the Honorable Mention provided by the Baseball Team: “Hold on! Shake and Bake!” The delightful day was the brainchild of Mr. Griffin in celebration of National Poetry Month. 




e is the fact that so many people accept the wrong, misguided images of China or Chinese people without thinking or researching. The comic-strip caricature of the evil Fu Manchu, for example, was perpetuated by the media and politicians. I can live with all the racist jokes, but it is the disrespect and unfair judgement to my motherland that hurts me the most.
Jesus Christ, and maybe Sherlock Holmes. So, I opened the book. I was curious to find out who is the most influential person. Muhammad. The book said, “Muhammad.”


