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我不喜欢这世界,我只喜欢你。–Jeremy Cheng on the memoir “I don’t have a crush on the world, only on you”

November 15, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Fashion & Food Critic and Blog Poet Jeremy Cheng reacts to the novel I don’t have a crush on the world, only on you, by QiaoYi, published by Hunan Children Publishing Company.

QiaoYi is not a proper writer but a recorder of normal life. She had a brother named Guanchao, a dog named Dollar, and a lover named Mr. F. She had the best girlfriend named Hao WuYi.

 

This book follows Yi and her lover from school uniforms to wedding dresses. Although the writing technique used is not a traditional Chinese writing technique, she uses many Chinese characters and makes them into elegant words to narrate her story.

 

I like this book because of its graceful writing, which not only shows a desirable life but also shows the style of writing and intoxicating vignettes.

Why QiaoYi wanted to publish her story

Microblog, a Chinese Twitter, had posted the question, “How do you define your relationship with your boyfriend?” QiaoYi provided an answer which attracted many readers. People wanted to learn about her story.

Many readers went to her Microblog and found out she recorded fragments of her life with a Mr. F. Many people said that her life was so sweet and adorable but the articles were too short. In that period, she only wrote three pages of her life.

The day after the influencer re-posted, her post was mentioned by many other influencers. More and more people said, “Please don’t stop posting about your lovely life. It is so sweet.”

See, I wasn’t alone. I was so moved by the pursuit of pure, warm, loving and beautiful love. In this chaotic and complicated world, how precious it is to get a simple and deep feeling of I don’t have a crush on the world, only on you. This is the warmest and most adorable love story I’ve ever seen.

I don’t have a crush on the world, only on you is a loving memoir of a couple, which records the warm and budding love story between two lovers. In a light-hearted and humorous style, the author truly records all the problems a girl encounters in her youth, gradually becoming strong, and independent. From the naive times of students to the sweet and interesting things after marriage, it is ordinary but not plain. It draws the love and vitality from the drip of life, and makes the readers smile. It is understood that love can be really sweet and life can be really warm.

Warm! Adorable! Sweet! Almost every paragraph can make readers laugh, but there are also tears.

Some people wonder that why QiaoYi called his lover Mr. F. QiaoYi said F is instead of Fu Jun which is a more endearing way to say “husband.”

Elegant Sentences

*When Mr. F was young, he asked his father where he came from. His father was different from other fathers who said kids were picked up from the rubbish dump. His father said,

     “You are the angel from heaven. The God thinks your mom is the most beautiful woman in this world; therefore, God sends you to protect her.”  

     “What about you?” Mr. F asked.

     “When you grow up, you will leave her. So I will stay with your mom until we get old.” -Mr. F

*He said that he stands in front of the emergency room, and thinks really hard. If I had gone, he will change his name to mine and continue to live for me. -GuanChao.

*Life is too long, so we need to stay with an interesting person.–QiaoYi

*The most regrettable part of growing up is that we always meet the best person in the most naive years, but we don’t know it. –QiaoYi

*In front of me, you do not need to be strong. –QiaoYi

*Some people are full of anger and malice because they have never been treated with gentleness. I believe I can always be gentle because I met a good person when I was young. –QiaoYi

 

Editor: Holden Hartle

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Fiction, Letters, Review, The World Tagged With: I don't have a crush on the world, Jeremy Cheng, only on you

horror movies you should’ve seen

November 12, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Makena Behnke, Horror Movie Expert and Enthusiast

 

since halloween is over, here are some horror movies that you should’ve watched

  • Halloween. a classic. seriously, everyone needs to see this. no questions.
  • The Hills Have Eyes. it’s not as scary as it is creepy. the storyline could be clearer and the acting could definitely be better, but what can you do? it’s from 1977; give it a break.
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street. one of my favorite movies ever. you have 1) young Johnny Depp, 2) a crazy dream murderer guy, and 3) the iconic orange and green sweater. the storyline is interesting, but your understanding of the movie isn’t dependent on being super focused throughout the entire movie. (if you get up and get a snack, you won’t feel like you missed too much).
  • Friday the 13th. there is an entire series of Friday the 13th’s, any one of those movies will be just fine. the first movie does not have good acting and the overall theme of the movie reeks of  “classic horror.” if you’re in the mood for mindless killing, check this out.
  • Jigsaw. yikes, this was weird. the killer basically lets his victims go through an obstacle course of death. it’s gross and gory, but sometimes that’s what you’re looking for in a horror movie.
  • The New Daughter. this  has a really good story and it’s super interesting to watch. it’s not as scary as you would expect it to be, just creepy and interesting.
  • Hush. this has such an original story, and i really haven’t found another movie like it before. the killer and victim relationship is really unique, and there’s really nothing like it. there’s also some gory parts, so it automatically improves the horror aspect of the movie.
  • Scream. i love this movie so much. it’s just really good, and i don’t know how else to explain it. good watch.
  • The Amityville Horror. specifically, the 1979 one. there’s lots of slow parts in this movie so just be aware of that. the acting isn’t good, but it’s a must watch movie. plus, the dad reminds me of a werewolf, so that’s cool.

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Horror, Mystery, Review, Visual Arts Tagged With: horror movies you should've seen, Makena Behnke

What is a Shared Economy?

November 9, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Jeremy Cheng, World Traveler

 

A Shared Economy is sharing your resources that you don’t need immediately and improving the resource utilization rate and getting a return.

 

The advantages of a Shared Economy are that it is low in cost, it builds up a good business relationship, and it is considered a sustainable development. Let’s look at China’s Shared Economy.

 

Firstly,

in China, there is an app called DiDi which is essentially the same as Uber in the sense that you are able to call a car in order to travel somewhere. Like Uber, they don’t provide cars for the drivers. Drivers are expected to use their own car to pick up and drop off passengers. Therefore, there are no parking lot fees, and it reduces the expense one would have to pay if one were to drive one’s own car. Drivers are required to sign a contract with the DiDi company that ensures the safety of the passenger. Calling DiDi is superior to calling a taxi because with taxis there are more expenses for both the company and the passenger (taxi companies need to buy cars for their drivers and also take parking fees into account). DiDi’s passengers can pay a lower price, and this attracts many users in China.

 

Secondly,

DiDi builds up a good business relationship. For instance, for those who may travel alone, drivers are able to provide conversation with their passengers. It is another way to make new friends and acquaintances. Drivers and passengers are able to talk about the books they read, the places they have been, and the hobbies they like. The possibilities are endless. Airbnb conducted research that showed that people like their drivers to share the same or similar hobbies.

 

Finally,

Shared Economy encourages sustainable development.

China is universally acknowledged for having the largest world population. Unfortunately, the population is becoming too large for the amount of land that the country owns. Shenzhen, Beijing, Guangzhou, and Shanghai are some of the biggest, most overpopulated cities in China. With a larger population comes more people who want to own their own car, and usually each person’s car only has one to two people, which dramatically inflates the amount of traffic on the streets. In each car, there are multiple seats available that aren’t being used. This is a waste of a great carpooling opportunity. If people start to use those seats, commuters can have more methods to get to and from work, and the numbers of the cars on the road will decrease. This is a way that recycles resources without opening new land in order to make and sell more cars.

 

Here are few examples of the Shared Economy in China.

 

  1. DiDi offers a more convenient travel mode for everyone whether they’re just getting off work, school, or just living their normal lives.

2. LaiDian PowerBank is a power station for your phone. When your phone doesn’t have battery, users are able to rent one and charge their “dead” phone.

3. OFO Bicycle, another sustainable company,  provides bikes for people who only want to travel a short distance or don’t own a car.

 

Editor: Bella Bier

Filed Under: Culture, Technology, The World, Travel Tagged With: Jeremy Cheng, What is a Shared Economy?

Top 5 Most Extreme Powerful Anime Heroes of All Time

November 8, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By James Zheng

Hey guys, today I bring you all a different sort of post. I‘ve made a character review/ranking based on my own opinion, and maybe it’s not what you may have expected, but there are still some great new characters to become acquainted with. For all of you guys who like or are interested in these anime figures, make sure to check them out after you read my review!   

 

No. 5 Sakamaki Izayoi, from “Problem Children are Coming from Another World, aren’t they?”(Mondaiji Tachi Ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sō Desu Yo?) Produced by Diamedea.

Izayoi was invited to Another World (a fanciful world that is trapped in a parallel universe) by a secret letter. Said letter was sent to a select few individuals who harbor unmatched psychological powers (Izayoi included). In this world, these powers are referred to as “gifts.” From the time he got there, his gift was so powerful he could not even be identified as a human being (his gift is classified as “Unknown”). Not only is he physically strong, but he is also incredibly knowledgeable.

 

No. 4 Touya Mochizuki, from “In Another World With My Smartphone” (Isekai wa Sumātofon to Tomo ni) Produced by Production Reed.

Touya’s experience sounds quite ridiculous to anyone first hearing about it. To be honest, one would never imagine how a single smartphone could be used to dominate an entire world. Since he was accidentally eliminated by God while living on Earth, as an apology he was given immense strength and sent to another world. He then goes on to become an extremely powerful fighter and conjurer of all kinds of magic. The only equipment that he relies on is… his smartphone.

 

No. 3  Kirigaya Kazuto, usually known as Kirito, from “Sword Art Online” produced by A-1 Pictures.

Sword Art Online is about a new and popular virtual reality (VR) game. However, during the game launch, it turns into a much more “real” situation. Very quickly, players begin to realize that the “logout” button has disappeared, and there is no way to leave the game. On top of that, if a player dies in-game, the VR headset sends out shocks of electricity and fries the player’s brain. The game is set inside of a tower with 100 floors, and to get to the next floor, player’s must defeat the “main boss” of that level. In order to survive and leave the game, one must either reach the top of the tower or defeat the game’s creator. It becomes an arena of death in which if you don’t fight and get your level up, you will be stuck on floor one forever.

As one of the victims, Kirito has to survive in this game. He was known as a “beta tester” (known later to other players as a “beater”: beta + cheater), a player who had played the game since the early access phase. Therefore, in the game, he starts at an insanely high level. He can easily beat up a ”main boss” which would usually require at least 20 players to defeat. He even obtains one of the most powerful special abilities to which only he has access.   

 

Note: “Sword Art Online” is recommended for those who are fifteen or older.

 

No. 2 Diablo/Takuma Sakamoto, from “How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord” (Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo no Dorei Majutsu) produced  by Ajia-do Animation Works.

Takuma is a master at playing RPG games (Role Playing Game) as an undeniably powerful Demon Lord. Takuma never imagined that he would be summoned into the RPG world by two mages. He is confused and questioning until he realizes that he has become his character (Demon Lord) in this world. Before he figures out how to get back, he uses Diablo as his new name and learns everything there is to know about this new world. Shockingly, his level is… MAXED OUT! He specializes in casting any kind of magic, which means he could easily obliterate a medium-sized city-state (which is like an independent country). He also has the ability to rebound any kinds of magic. He is able to defeat any monsters or even a a city-state’s Lord without harm to himself. His powers are so strong that he himself can be referred to as a large army!

 

Note: “How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord” is recommended for those who are sixteen or older.

 

HERE COMES NO. 1! Saitama, usually known as Saitama Sensei (means master or teacher) from “One-Punch Man” produced by MADHOUSE.

Saitama used to be a vagrant who had lost everything. Despairingly, he was forced to live in an area full of monsters (nobody wants to live there, so it’s very cheap…. aka, it’s free). He almost got killed by one of the monsters, and, on the edge of death, he recalled his childhood dream to become a hero. He hated being weak and useless. After fighting and defeating the monster, he became determined to train himself into a hero. By exercising in an “insane” (according to him it’s insane. He should not have become as powerful as he did by just exercising) way; he did 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10 miles of running everyday. He persists in this crazy exercise for 3 years. Finally, he becomes a… bald superhero (he became so powerful that he lost his hair). Ahem… actually, I mean: He became a superhero who has immeasurable power above all else…. even if he is bald.

Here is a little about his ability. Try not to be too shocked while reading this part! Saitama usually remains in a “normal” state, and when he becomes irritated or focused, he enters his “serious” state. Saitama can make an ENORMOUS hole in the middle of a mountain without even touching it! To be more specific, when he punches in front of a mountain, the wind from his punch is so powerful that it can create a hole of considerable size. If he actually touches it with his powerful fist, the mountain would be devastated to dust. His physical structure is so far beyond the limits of any normal human that there is literally nothing that could ever damage him.

Unfortunately, as a result of being invincible, he never has any challenges, and thus, he’s always terribly bored. He does not fear anything anymore, and doesn’t need to take any fight seriously. He lost his passion for fighting because he only needs one punch to win any fight.

Note: “One-Punch Man” is recommended for those who are sixteen or older.

 

I hope you enjoyed reading my character reviews!! You may think, “Hey, I’ve seen some of those guys before,” but you may not know all of them! And, if any of them catch you eye, you’ve got to check them out!

 

Editor: Bella Bier

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Review, Visual Arts Tagged With: James Zheng, Top 5 Most Extreme Powerful Anime Heroes of All Time

The Diversity of Food in China: Hong Kong Early Tea

November 5, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Jeremy Cheng, Food and Fashion Critic

 

If you like to eat delicious food, you may like to follow some creators who introduce foods of various flavors from different areas.

 

Hong Kong Early Tea usually starts at 5-6 a.m and goes to 11 a.m every morning which is a traditional custom. Some restaurants will serve it during lunch. Hong Kong Early Tea is mainly made up of Chinese dim sum and tea. In Guangdong Province and Hong Kong, people have the habit of having Early Tea; therefore, Hong Kong Early Tea was born, which is the same as the Guangdong Early Tea.

 

The top ranking Dim Sum in Hong Kong style Early Tea

 

Due to the exchange between the mainland and Hong Kong, Hong Kong-style Early Tea has begun to develop in the mainland. After the return of Hong Kong to mainland China, Hong Kong-style Early Tea sprung up like mushrooms in the mainland.

 

Most of the restaurants use a big round table. Customers are able to sit together even though they don’t know each other at all. This is called the “Combine table” 搭台(Da Tai). Then, there will be a waiter/waitress who will ask you what tea you would like to drink. The common teas are TieGuanYin (one of the oolong teas), Pu‘er, scented tea, Chrysanthemum tea, etc.

Chao Mein

 

The server needs to pour half a cup of tea for the customers before the customers drink it. Customers can use this water to wash their bowl, spoon, and chopsticks. Nowadays, because of the cleaning measures being promoted, fewer people wash their dishes with tea before eating. Early tea is supposed to come out of a “dim sum” cart with a white towel on the server’s shoulder and the server shouts out the different dim sum types as they move. Every customer has a dim sum card which is divided into “small, medium, large, super large, and ultra large.” The server would put a sticker on the card depending on what you are ordering.

 

Steam Pork Ribs

 

Scallop Juice Small Steamed Bun

 

King Crab Shumai is the most popular dim sum among Hong Kong citizens. The outside of the Shumai is made of  flour, and the inside of the Shumai has a huge amount of juicy pork.

King Crab Shumai

 

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Food, The World, Travel Tagged With: Jeremy Cheng, The Diversity of Food of China: Hong Kong Early Tea

Review of the Anime Steins;Gate

November 1, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By James Zheng, Anime Reviewer

Today I have a new type of anime for you guys. Steins;Gate is a slow rhythm anime, an anime with a story that moves step by step. But, don’t be disappointed immediately, as this anime achieves an outstanding rating–about 9 out of 10 or even higher on the majority of websites, and it definitely deserves that reputation. Regardless of the rating, it has a really logical storyline even if some of the elements of Steins;Gate are fantastical.

Steins;Gate is an anime that was adapted from a visual novel game of the same name that was developed by 5pb and Nitroplus (a visual novel game is a type of computer game that has a story that is told to you in the form of a graphic novel, but it is online, and you can make decisions within the novel, which is more like a video game; therefore, it is a visual novel game) . The game had overwhelmingly positive reviews. Then, the anime adaptation of the visual novel game was produced by Mika Nomura and Yoshinao Doi while White Fox, an animation company, was working on the anime’s various episodes. Finally, Steins;Gate was released in 2011; it was distributed by Frontier Works.  

In the crazy world of anime, there is so much content released that is absolutely terrible. In fact, we are totally inundated with anime that is god-awful. Unfortunately, there’s so much anime out there, bad and good, that eventually, even really incredible animes can become “old” and lose their influence on the anime community after three to four years. But that is not always the case, and I’m happy to say that Steins;Gate is an exception to the rule. So, how can an anime that was published a full 7 years ago still influence plenty of animes nowadays? If I could only explain one reason as to why this is an exception to the rule, I would say that it is because most science fiction anime is absolutely ridiculous, and this one is absolutely plausible. Honestly, there is much more ridiculous and implausible science fiction anime than there is good anime. Usually, when you are watching a science-fiction anime, most of its content is ridiculous and only very little of its content seems to be plausible. Again, that is not the case with Steins;Gate. Anime is not reality; however, it could fill with realistic matters, and when you are trying to add something realistic in anime in science-fiction, it becomes so boring. Well, Steins;Gate avoids that completely so that the story is fused with science-fiction and reality, and it also keeps balance in both so as not to ruin this anime.

As I mentioned earlier, Steins;Gate has a logical storyline. And before I get into that, there is one thing important I need to tell you: Steins;Gate has twenty-five episodes in total, but the real story begins at the thirteenth episode. The previous twelve episodes set the stage for the main plot ahead, but that plot only really begins to show its true colors in episode thirteen. You might think it is meaningless to watch twelve episodes and wait for the “real show” to start, but I don’t suggest that you skip those 12 episodes since all of the plot threads introduced in the first twelve episodes are later paid off in the last thirteen episodes, making for a much richer experience. So, fair warning: you might be totally confused at the beginning, but, wait; everything will make sense after the thirteenth episode.

The story is set in Akihabara, Tokyo. In it, Okabe Rintarou, a college student who believes so strongly in himself as to believe he is the best scientist in the world, dreams of building a time machine. He sets up a lab, calling it the “Future Gadget Laboratory,” to conduct research that is necessary in order to achieve his seemingly impossible goal of time travel. One day, by pure accident, he takes a huge leap forward towards his goal, and eventually even builds the time machine. When built, the time machine causes many miserable tragedies that would have otherwise been avoided.

What makes Steins;Gate brilliant is how the plot logically turns around and how the main story at the end links with the first twelve episodes in an unexpected way. For anyone interested in anime, it will be very astonishing to watch!

 

Note: Steins;Gate is recommended for those who are fifteen or older.

 

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Fiction, Media, Review, Technology, Visual Arts Tagged With: James Zheng, Review of the Anime Steins;Gate

Is Dance a Sport?

October 31, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Holden Hartle, Blog Arguer and Definition Enthusiast

Is dance a sport? Is sport an art? This is something that my girlfriend and I argue about frequently. She, being a dancer, argues that dance is a sport, due to the physical exertion required in dance. I argue that sports require a competitive aspect, meaning that dance is not a sport. With all of this in mind, I do, however, believe that a dance competition is a sport.

I did the very cheesy thing to do in an argument like this, and I brought in the ol’ Merriam Webster (dictionary). He defines a sport as, “a contest or game in which people do certain physical activities according to a specific set of rules and compete against each other.” Now, take a sport like baseball and apply these guidelines to it. Baseball is a contest or game in which people do certain physical activities, like running through the bases, according to a set of rules. Something like a ballet show has plenty of physical activities, but it isn’t a contest, and thus people aren’t directly competing against each other.

But, let’s look at the other aforementioned question: is sport an art? Kyrie Irving, a basketball player for the Boston Celtics, once said, “Basketball isn’t a game. It’s an art form.” He explains that things like putting responsibility in your teammates and turning that into plays on the court is its own “masterpiece.” So, how do we define art? Well, if we refer back to good ol’ Merriam Webster, he says that art is, “an occupation requiring knowledge or skill,” such as the art of making cabinets. I think everyone can agree on the fact that sports require both knowledge and skill.

So, sports are an art, but classical dance isn’t a sport. I want to make something very clear: I am not here to say that dancers aren’t talented. Being a dancer takes much of the same, if not more, athleticism than most sports, and, in my opinion, a dancer has much more skill than a darts player or a pool player, both of which are technically sports.  

Beyond dance and sports, the idea of fudging around with definitions to make them mean different things is a fun thing to do. For example, a pizza is defined as, “a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese.” Now, wait a minute, does that mean that if your sauce isn’t tomato based, like a white pizza, then it is no longer a pizza? And, what if your bread layer isn’t thin, is it still a pizza? Most people would agree that a pizza with a white sauce is still a pizza, but Merriam Webster has something to say about that.

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Culture, Performances Tagged With: Holden Hartle, Is Dance a Sport?

“WeChat Pay or Alipay?”

October 31, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Jeremy Cheng

 

When having dinner at the restaurant, buying goods at the mall, or shopping online, what is your favorite way to pay for the check?

Credit card, currency, or mobile payment?

Currently, there have been increasing numbers of people who use the mobile phone to pay for everything.

The two biggest mobile payment companies in China are WeChat Pay and Alipay.

For instance, this is how you pay for the bill at the restaurant.

This is how you pay for the fruit at the market.

This is how you pay for something at the mall.

Even when shopping at the Sephora on El Paseo, you can see an Alipay sign when you check out.

Even the less fortunate people in China will print out the QR code, which is a barcode that helps people receive or send money to others.

The use of cash and coin currency is declining rapidly in the Chinese economy. Surprisingly, four years ago, this payment method didn’t even exist because everyone used paper money.

In most of the mainland cities, most of the people use their smartphones to pay for all different kinds of fees. In a restaurant, the server may ask you, “WeChat Pay or Alipay?” as opposed to asking,  “credit card or debit card?” This is because paper money is not as popular in China anymore.

WeChat, a Chinese social media app not unlike Facebook, brings a lot of convenience to the daily lives of the people who live in China. One function of the app is WeChat Pay, which is one of the two main payment methods in China.   

In the past four years, Hong Kong used to post a news report that said that in the year of 2016, Chinese mobile payment reached 5.5 trillion dollars, which is 50 times of the American marketing model (112 billion).

I came to America and studied here in 2015. WeChat Pay was not that popular yet. When I went back to China for Christmas break, my mom told me that in order to pay someone for something, one simply sends money from their WeChat account to another. At that moment, I asked my mom, “Are you serious?”

My mom laughed at me and said, “Yep.”

When having dinner or afternoon tea at a restaurant or cafe, I can pay for something with my phone quicker than I can pay with paper currency.

Street artists in China can print out their QR code and display it, which makes it easier for people to give them money for their hard work. It is the same for everyone, from the wealthier people to the people with less money.

Some other countries are also currently trying to reduce the usage of cash-and-coin currency. In China, they have almost totally switched from cash-and-coin currency to mobile payment. Recently, a Chinese woman was called by the bank she uses. They told her that she forgot her credit card in their ATM machine for three weeks, and she didn’t even notice!

 

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Culture, Technology, The World, Travel Tagged With: Jeremy Cheng, WeChat Pay or Alipay?

The Unquestionable Ranking of Every Pixar Movie

October 31, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

By Luke Langlois

Pixar has released twenty movies. If you are looking for a proper and critical ranking of all twenty of those movies, this is not the place. However, if you are looking for my highly opinionated ranking of all twenty Pixar films (because who isn’t?), then this is just the post for you. Warning: Some Pixar Spoilers Below

  1. The Good Dinosaur: This is a good movie. While the big lizards known as dinosaurs frequently emerge from extinction to grace the cinematic universe, they are usually characterized as big meanies. This time though, they were friendly big lizards. I rank it as the worst Pixar film because I forgot this was a movie, until now.

 

  1.  Coco: This movie was good and, of course, critically acclaimed. However, I thought it was kind of “bleh.”

 

  1. Finding Dory: Pixar has lived off of the fame of Finding Nemo for fourteen years now. When a studio releases a sequel to an excellent movie, the pressure is on to somehow raise the bar. This sequel was great, but it did not live up to my set expectations. Therefore, #18.

 

  1. A Bug’s Life: A Bug’s Life is essentially the cult film of Pixar’s empire. This is an awesome movie, and it inspired one of the greatest attractions at Disneyland, the “It’s Tough to be a Bug” production. I put it at #17 because nobody should ever sympathize with ants.

 

  1. Cars 2: Critics really hate this movie. But, it’s a spy thriller with cars! This movie has been the recipient of a lot of flack, but I really do not think it is warranted. The critics are wrong. Go Tow, Mater!

  1. WALL-E: This is a great movie minus one thing. It’s too realistic. How am I supposed to enjoy a movie that depicts something so awful?! Therefore, I’m not a huge fan of it. Although, who can truly resist the story of two robots falling in love in a post-apocalyptic world?

 

  1. Monsters University: James P. Sullivan and Mike Wazowski in college! This is probably the most average movie Pixar has made. I do not believe anyone actually wanted or asked for a prequel to Monsters, Inc., but it was done, and it was done well.  

 

  1. Toy Story: This was the first movie ever to be released by Pixar, which gives it a special spot in the heart of all. Released in 1995, this movie set new precedents on just about every law of cinematic animation. Pixar said, “This is what we can do. What can you do, other movie studios?” The characters have definitely proven to be timeless. The animation is showing some age, but this does not take away from the enjoyment of the movie.

 

  1. Cars 3: When I was watching this movie in theaters, I really enjoyed it…until the end. They ruined a possible classic with the ending of this movie. I expected an epic comeback from the greatest Pixar character in existence, Lightning McQueen. What ended up happening was his trainer finishing the race for him. It was a lame ending to an otherwise thrilling movie.

 

  1. Brave: Brave, to me, is the most underrated Pixar film. The red-headed archer, Merida, is probably the most down-to-Earth protagonist in the Pixar universe. Plus, the Scottish medieval setting is my FAVORITE setting in any Pixar film. “If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”

 

  1. Finding Nemo: Similarly to Toy Story, Pixar has been riding off of the coattails of Finding Nemo for years. The plot is oh-so heartwarming (if you forget the annihilation of 500 fish eggs along with the mother of said eggs), and it is the only Pixar movie to take the audience to the upside-down country known as Australia. Overall, this movie is a classic for a reason.

  1. Toy Story 2: I like this movie far more than I like the first one. Pixar managed to make a sequel that not only was on par with the first one, which is quite the achievement. Unlike most sequels, it simply feels like a better movie all around, with regards to animation and storytelling. My one gripe with this movie is the inclusion of a ridiculous sequence in which a toy horse is able to keep up with a real-life, full-size airplane going full speed on a runway.

 

  1. Ratatouille: Only director Brad Bird could make an excellent movie about a chef in Paris, who happens to be a rat. Besides the uniquely comedic and well executed storyline, this movie is another one that stands out due to its setting. I’ve never been to Paris, but my limited (yet extremely accurate and unquestionable) knowledge of Paris comes largely from Ratatouille. Somehow, watching a movie about a rat in Paris makes anyone feel elegant.

 

  1. Inside Out: After a series of Pixar “misses” (such as Cars 2, Brave, and Monsters University), Pixar took a two-year gap before putting out another movie. The movie they put out was Inside Out; it did not disappoint. I think this film is going to continue to be the best original universe of the “modern” Pixar era. It is also the only Pixar movie to include hockey, and I am a big hockey fan.

 

  1. Toy Story 3: In a critical ranking, I would give all the Toy Story movies the exact same ranking. I put Toy Story 3 above the other two on my list because Pixar again manages to improve the franchise, even with the third movie. Again, I bring up the fact that sequels usually do not top the original. However, the Toy Story franchise once again proves to be an exception to the rule. After all, the strawberry bear villain is without a doubt the most menacing villain the toys have ever faced. On June 21st, 2019, Pixar is releasing a fourth Toy Story film. We will have to see where that is destined to end up in my rankings.

 

  1. Up: Up is such a critically acclaimed movie due to how well it seems to touch the “human” part of being a human. The first few minutes of this movie are beloved by most and bring many to tears. While that’s great and all, I simply like the main character, Carl, and the dog, Dug. Plus, I could listen to the main theme all day. ♫♫♫♫

 

  1. Cars: For some reason, many people dislike this movie. They are wrong. The movie is just short of perfect. Lightning McQueen has brought forth joy to millions, perhaps even billions. He could not have done this without this fantastic addition to Pixar’s collection. Owen Wilson, the voice actor who played Lightning McQueen, would say one thing about this movie, “Wow!”

 

  1. Monsters, Inc: Monsters, Inc. brought the green, one-eyed Mike Wazowski and the big blue dude James P. Sullivan to the spotlight. The fresh monster universe portrayed in this film almost feels like science fiction. The whole concept of an entire monster factory having doors that lead to different locations is, as an understatement, clever. The scene near the end that has the protagonists running from the law through a massive factory of doors will always be one of the most iconic scenes in the Pixar universe. Also, monsters use the screams of children to power their cities. Who knew?

 

  1. Incredibles 2: I am not often excited about movies being released. I was incredibly excited for Incredibles 2. I have been waiting for this movie for as long as I can remember, and it fully lived up to my expectations. That should say something by itself. The animation is gorgeous. The soundtrack is art. The plotline was dark enough to keep both kids and adults entertained. The true achievement of Incredibles 2 is its ability to maintain all of the characters of the film. Not a single beat was skipped between the original and the sequel, regardless of the 14-year gap.

 

  1. The Incredibles: This movie not only tops Pixar movies, it tops all movies. The Incredibles is an enthralling film that brings in family turmoil, high-flyin’ super-powered action, and a rich backstory that is jam packed into a movie less than two hours long. I could probably write an entire post about this movie, so I’ll send it off with one word: incredible.

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Media, Performances, Review Tagged With: Luke Langlois, The Unquestionable Ranking of Every Pixar Movie

Review of “Your Name”

October 31, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By James Zheng, thebirdonfire.org Game and Animé Reviewer

Hey guys, today I bring you a different type of animé–which I call, the most successful animé movie ever! As you see, “Your Name” (or Kimi no Na Wa) is a really simple title. But it achieved several awards and a highest rank on the history of animé. It achieved the first prize of the eighth Newtype Animation Award, the Best Animated Film from the 42nd Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards; plus it won more than ten other awards. It’s not exaggerating; it’s the fact that “Your Name” is truly amazing.

“Your Name” was published by Toho Company, Limited, a major Japanese film company. It took three years to prepare the story and script of “Your Name.” Production was led by a really famous director, Makoto Shinkai. “Your Name” is a masterpiece. Shinkai thought about every detail and design of character for a long time. It reached the expectations of many people.

“Your Name” has a realistic style. Most scenes in “Your Name” are taken from the image of Tokyo. The imagery is so real it appears a picture of Tokyo. There is intense presentation on the changing of color and combination of color.

“Your Name” is a romantic animé. But the story of “Your Name” is not hackneyed. It has some fantastical parts, which could actually catch an audience’s attention. Let me tell you more; the story between hero and heroine is really dramatic. The story is set in a small village in Japan; a girl who lives in that village is weary of living in a such tiny village with old traditions. One day, she dreams that she becomes a boy who lives in Tokyo. She is confused, and she suddenly has some unfamiliar friends. At the same time, the hero also has a strange dream. What happened in the dream brings them together.

 Well, when you start to watch this animé, you will notice that it is even more fascinating than what I have described! Although there are no fighting scenes in “Your Name,” it can still shock you with the storyline!

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Culture, Fiction, Media, Review, Visual Arts Tagged With: anime, James Zheng, Review of "Your Name"

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