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Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes

September 6, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Renée 

Have you ever baked a dozen cupcakes, and then when you left to go get some stuff–say, pick up people, or browse a thrift shop–they were all mysteriously gone?? No? Just me? Last week, I had intended to make apricot cupcakes to share with the Blog and PVS schoolyard friends. I did make those cupcakes, but my family ate them! If this happens to you as well,  look around and use the ingredients you have to make more! I happened to have plenty of apricots and oranges lying around the kitchen. That’s what I did. And, Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes were born. What better way to send off the summer than to take advantage of its delicious seasonal ingredients–like apricots and citrus! 

These particular cupcakes are pretty easy to make, and I used a ridiculously simple frosting recipe that’s actually not mine. But, as repayment to the poor soul I stole it from, I have named this frosting recipe after her. This recipe serves about 12 cupcakes and takes about 30 minutes to an hour, but the bake time is only 15 minutes. So, without further ado, here’s the recipe:

Ingredients:

  • Softened butter — 1/2 cup
  • Confectioners sugar — 1 cup
  • Orange zest — 1 large orange (or to taste, really any citrus will do)
  • Large eggs — 2
  • Diced dried apricots — 1 cup
  • Apricot jam — 1-2 tbsps (or to taste)
  • Sea salt — 1 pinch
  • Cake flour — 3 cups
  • Baking powder — 3 tsp
  • Whole milk —  2 cups
  • Carla’s Frosting: 
    • Softened butter — 1/2 cup 
    • Confectioners sugar — 1 cup
    • Whole milk — 1/2 cup
    • Vanilla extract — 1 tsp

Procedure for baking cupcakes: 

  1. Preheat oven to 380-400°F 
  2. Line a 12-hole muffin tin with paper cupcake cases 
  3. Mix flour, baking powder, dried apricot, and orange zest. Add half the sugar, and mix well
  4. Cream together the butter and the rest of the sugar until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, and beat well; then mix in the milk
  5. Add the wet mixture into dry mixture, adding in the apricot jam and salt. Mix until the batter is thick but not overworked. *Optional: white chocolate chips can be added into batter*  
  6. Spoon into the lined tin. Bake for 15 minutes or until golden brown
  7. Leave it to cool to room temperature

Procedure for Carla’s Frosting:

  • Add butter, sugar, and vanilla to a bowl and mix until desired consistency
  • Scrape bowl down with a spatula, and spoon into a frosting bag
  • Frost to your heart’s content

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Daily Life, Food, Set Up and Welcome Tagged With: Recipes, Renée, Summer-Send-Off Cupcakes

Away to the Bay

June 5, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment


By Food Connoisseur and World Traveller Hannah Hall

As a lot of you may know, I come from the south-bay–specifically San Jose, more specifically, not even San Jose but the town over, Saratoga. Being away from home, a lot of the time I find myself daydreaming about the various things that come with the city of San Jose–things such as music, people, malls, and food. Today I am recalling the food. I will now introduce you to the wonders of San Jose’s La Victoria Taqueria, in brief.

La Victoria Taqueria, or La Vic’s to the lazy locals, is my favorite restaurant in the city of San Jose. I don’t know if you can tell by the name of the restaurant, but it serves Mexican food. And let me tell you about it, boy, it’s DELICIOUS! You walk in and instantly are pounded in the face by the smell of savoury goodness. Walking up to the counter you may get a neck cramp because you have to look up to see the soaring banner called the menu. SO many options. They have a variety of food items such as burritos, quesadillas, nachos, tacos, tortas, tostadas, enchiladas, flautas, plates, and chile rellenos–along with a wide selection of meats like carnitas, carne asada, pollo asado, al pastor and much more, . . . not to mention the vegetarian and vegan options available as well! My favorite choice is the hard shell tacos. This is no Taco Bell, no no no. It’s not the generic corn shell manufactured thing that you see at fast food places. I honestly don’t know how they make it, but it’s good; trust me…. I think it’s just a fried flour tortilla that is strained and salted… so it’s like a regular shell that isn’t fake. Sometimes I’ll even get some slices of fresh avocado if I’m feelin’ it. You may be thinking, “This just sounds like any other Mexican place I’ve been to.” Well, sorry bud, you’re wrong. Most people go to La Victoria’s for one reason and one reason only: the orange sauce. This sauce is heaven in a bottle. You get a sweet, tangy, and spicy taste at the same time that wakes up all your taste buds and makes your eyes open wide. And get this, they sell the sauce! To wash everything down, you gotta have a cold bottle of somethin’ on the side. For us kids, there are sodas such as Squirt, Coca-Cola, all the Jarritos flavors too (choose the mandarin!!), and Mundet! As much as I would like to continue, this is about all the explaining I can do to give this spot the justice it deserves while keeping things short. So, if you ever catch yourself in San Jose, you have to stop by La Victoria Taqueria; when you do, be sure I’ll be asking, “Orange you glad you tried La Victoria’s?” (I’m not being cheesy; it’s on the menu).

Here is the magical orange sauce:

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Not a very good picture, but this is the menu that often gives (worth it) neck cramps:

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Sources:

Click to access lavics-menu.pdf

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Food, Travel Tagged With: Away to the Bay

Good Snacks To Eat While Doing Stuff

June 5, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment


By Dayton Kennard

Hello! Today I’m gonna give you a small list of snacks that I enjoy when I’m hard at work on something but don’t quite have time to get up and make myself a whole meal. Granted, some people will have different opinions about best snacks when working. These are not listed in any particular order.

  • Raisins. A tasty and healthy snack. They often come in small boxes, so it’s easier to avoid over-eating.
  • Goldfish: Colors. A colorful snack that is not nutritionally bad for you. They aren’t drowned in salt like potato chips are, do not use any corn products, and use only natural food dyes such as beet juice.
  • Diet Ginger Ale (Canada Dry). No sugar and no caffeine and also good for the digestive system. If you get Ginger Ale with sugar in it, though, it pretty much cancels out its health benefits.
  • Nutella. Aside from tasting good, Nutella is make by Ferrero, which only uses responsibly farmed palm oil and was the first company to volunteer to have its farms satellite monitored by an independent organization 24/7.
  • Ferrero Rocher. Also from Ferrero. Tasty and chocolaty.
  • Hi-Chew. Basically and edible/digestible version of chewing gum made in Japan. Originally created because in Japan it’s rude to take any food out of your mouth–even chewing gum.
  • Honeycrisp Apples. Satisfyingly crisp and not overly sweet or juicy.
  • Water. Keeps you alive. Good for not dying.

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Food Tagged With: Dayton Kennard, Good Snacks To Eat While Doing Stuff

Cookie

February 27, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Hannah Hall

The perfect pairing for a glass of ~almond~ milk is a warm chocolate chip cookie (peep Makena Behnke’s perf almond milk recipe in her previous post). This recipe comes from fellow student and cookie connoisseur Oliver Kaufmann.

Things U Need!

–Baking sheet

-Oven

-Two large bowls

-Teaspoon

-Measuring cups

-Whisk

Ingredients!

-½  cup softened, salted butter

-1 cup brown sugar packed

-1 egg

-1 tsp vanilla

-¾ cup of all purpose flour

-1 ½  cups of crushed graham cracker crumbs

-½ tsp baking soda

-¼ tsp of salt

-1 cup chocolate chips

Steps!

Preheat your oven at 350°.

Whisk brown sugar and butter together in one bowl.

Add vanilla and egg to the brown sugar and butter mixture, and whisk.

In another bowl mix flour, graham cracker, baking soda,  and salt.

Then, slowly add the dry bowl into the wet bowl, and whisk together until a massive ball forms.

Fold in your chocolate chips, and make smaller balls (like spoon-sized ones). Put them on your baking sheet, and bake for 7 minutes.

Take them out ‘n eat! 🙂

*Suggestion: Cool your heated cookies in Makena’s almond milk beverage.

Editor: AJ Patencio

Filed Under: Advice, Food Tagged With: Cookie, Hannah Hall

a bangin’ almond milk recipe

February 8, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Makena Behnke

since milk has been a hot topic on the blog (and in blog class), i thought i would share my preferred form of milk beverage. almond milk has become very popular recently, and for a good reason. if you have some sort of dairy allergy or you just don’t like to drink it for whatever reason, “ta-da,” almond milk. i prefer to drink almond milk, but i personally don’t like store-bought almond milk. so, i make my own, and i think it’s a lot better.

things you’ll need:

  • almonds, 1 cup
  • water, 4 cups
  • blender
  • nut bags or cheese cloths
  • a medium bowl
  • a container (i use a glass milk bottle) for your fresh almond milk

1. first, you have your 1 cup of almonds, and you soak them for about 4-6 hours in the medium bowl. the water should cover the almonds (i use about 4 cups).

2. after soaking the almonds, you pour out the stale almond water and rinse the almonds to get the residue off. the almonds should be kind of tender right now, or at least not as hard as the dry ones were.

3. put them in a blender with another 4 cups of water, and blend them until there are no big almond pieces. i’m not sure how long it takes to blend, i just play it by ear.

4. pour the mixture into a cheese cloth/nut bag covering another bowl with a pour spout thingy (so it’s easier to pour into the bottle). once you’re done pouring it into the bowl, you squeeze the leftover pulp in the cheese cloth to get the most out of the almonds.

5. bam. you’re done. this makes about 3 cups. the almond milk keeps for about 2-3 days.

i like to use my almond milk in baking recipes, coffee, cereal, or you can just drink it straight because it has a natural sweetness to it. you could also add flavored syrups to the blender, but i prefer it plain. if you don’t strain it enough or if the bag breaks, there may be some almond pulp left in the bottom. it’s not going to kill you. enjoy.

my original recipe came from detoxinista.com. i didn’t make it up on my own.

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Food Tagged With: a bangin’ almond milk recipe, Makena Behnke

Holden Rants About a Topic That Isn’t Really Relevant But is Still Kind of Interesting Part 3

January 25, 2019 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

The National Milk Producers Federation: Got Milk?

By Holden Hartle

Now, I love milk just as much as the next person, but would I dedicate my career to lobbying for it? Well, no, but Randy Mooney would. He is the Chairman of Dairy Farmers of America, Inc., which works within the interest group the National Milk Producers Federation (NMPF). I’ve never thought about it, but the dairy industry is booming in America (we do love our butter).

The NMPF is big on issues like the selling of raw milk. As you may know, milk must be pasteurized so as to get rid of bacteria. And, apparently, it is within the bounds of the law to sell raw milk that can make the consumer sick. In 2018, The NMPF has brought down legislation that makes raw milk more available, such as Amendment 30 from the 2018 Farm Bill. This amendment would have removed the restrictions that are currently in place that prevent the interstate sale of raw milk. But, the NMPF, along with Paul Ryan and Nancy Pelosi, shot down the amendment, stating that it would be, “an unnecessary risk to consumer safety and public health.”

The NMPF is also big on helping the environment. They are in the process of developing the Spill Prevention, Control, and Countermeasure (SPCC). This is in place to clean up oil and fuel spillages on farms. Also, they started the National Air Emissions Study (NAEMS), which measures the pollution emitted by dairy farms and is finding ways to limit them.

Possibly the issue that the NMPF cares about the most is the price of milk. The Federal Government stopped regulating milk prices, meaning that the prices are very volatile based off of supply and demand. Instead of allowing milk prices to go up so that the milk industry can make more a profit, the NMPF is working on an “insurance-based federal safety net program to give farmers an effective tool to protect their farms in times of extremely low milk prices or high feed costs.” In short, instead of milk prices getting too low and farmers not making money, the NMPF is working on a way to prevent farmers from going bankrupt. Instead of being pro-industry, the NMPF is more concerned with the financial well-being of farmers.

On a separate note, if you are interested in doing graduate research on the dairy industry, the NMPF has a scholarship just for you, the NMPF National Dairy Leadership Scholarship Program. The past winner was Isaac Salfer, who is in the process of getting his doctorate in animal sciences and is studying the effect of nutrient intake on circadian rhythms in the mammary gland of dairy cows.

In my research of the NMPF, I have come to the conclusion that the NMPF is adorable. As far as I can tell, the National Milk Producers Federation is genuinely interested in selling milk that is “safe, wholesome, and nutritious.” Nothing Federation members do, at least the things they promote, project them as money-hungry and greedy. They are active in changing legislation that promotes animal cruelty, and they care about the environment. And, on top of all that, they are creating a safety net for farmers if the price of their product falls too low. And on top of all that, they have a scholarship for graduate students who are pursuing a career in the dairy industry. Their actions seem like a certain brand of milk–wholesome.

If you would like to learn more of the NMPF, the link to the website referenced is http://www.nmpf.org

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Culture, Food, Politics, The World Tagged With: Holden Hartle, The National Milk Producers Federation: Got Milk?

Pizza: It’s A Superfood

December 3, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Luke Langlois, Pizza Enthusiast

 

There are many things that people need to do to maintain the strength of their frail bodies. The most important, as well as difficult, aspect of everyone’s health is their diet. Today, I am offering up a quick strategy to overcome the challenge of consuming healthy meals. Just eat pizza!

According to most qualified people, healthy eating is defined as consuming a variety of foods with a variety of proteins, carbohydrates, and other nutrients with complicated names (calor-WHAT?). The same qualified people typically say that a healthy diet includes the following:  grains, fruits, vegetables, dairies, and meats. Pizza includes all of these things. Let us dive deeper.

The crust is the base of all pizza. Without crust, you have a gloomy, unstructured pile of cheese, sauce, and whatever else you decide to put on your pizza. Without crust, there is no pizza. Besides delivering the delectable tastes to our buds, the crust is a grain, one of the essential food groups. So it begins. Pizza includes one of the five essential food groups.

The tomato sauce is what separates breadsticks from pizza. Any real pizza connoisseur will tell you that the sauce makes or breaks a pizza. Without sauce, again, there is no pizza. Though, more importantly, the sauce is the source of the fruit group. Some people consider tomatoes a fruit, others a vegetable. Either way, it’s essential to your health. I personally recommend that you consider the tomato sauce a fruit. It is much more difficult to add an obscure fruit to your pizza than it is a small vegetable. Regardless, it is now evident that pizza includes THREE of the five essential food groups.

When people think of dairy, they think of cows. When they think of cows, they think of milk, cheese, ice cream, yogurt, or angry vegetarians. Now, here’s a challenge: which of these items is found on our pizza? It’s cheese. Cheese, the expensive fur coat of all pizzas, is another food that is proven to bring you to a state of well-being. It also brings us one group closer to the mythical promised land of five food groups.

Pizza sounds like a superfood already, but it gets better. There are a million different types of meat that can be put on a pizza. Typically, there’s pepperoni, sausage, or ham. But, you do not necessarily have to be typical. Who knows, maybe a nice filet mignon would be a fine pizza topping. Whatever meat you choose to top your pizza with, this final piece of the puzzle proves that pizza is indeed, a superfood.

Eating healthy may appear to be difficult, but the solution is simple. No longer will you have to endlessly browse superfluous social media accounts searching for an impossible meal plan. Just eat pizza. Your cells will thank you.

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Food, Humor Tagged With: Luke Langlois, Pizza: It's A Superfood

The Diversity of Food in China: Hong Kong Early Tea

November 5, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Jeremy Cheng, Food and Fashion Critic

 

If you like to eat delicious food, you may like to follow some creators who introduce foods of various flavors from different areas.

 

Hong Kong Early Tea usually starts at 5-6 a.m and goes to 11 a.m every morning which is a traditional custom. Some restaurants will serve it during lunch. Hong Kong Early Tea is mainly made up of Chinese dim sum and tea. In Guangdong Province and Hong Kong, people have the habit of having Early Tea; therefore, Hong Kong Early Tea was born, which is the same as the Guangdong Early Tea.

 

The top ranking Dim Sum in Hong Kong style Early Tea

 

Due to the exchange between the mainland and Hong Kong, Hong Kong-style Early Tea has begun to develop in the mainland. After the return of Hong Kong to mainland China, Hong Kong-style Early Tea sprung up like mushrooms in the mainland.

 

Most of the restaurants use a big round table. Customers are able to sit together even though they don’t know each other at all. This is called the “Combine table” 搭台(Da Tai). Then, there will be a waiter/waitress who will ask you what tea you would like to drink. The common teas are TieGuanYin (one of the oolong teas), Pu‘er, scented tea, Chrysanthemum tea, etc.

Chao Mein

 

The server needs to pour half a cup of tea for the customers before the customers drink it. Customers can use this water to wash their bowl, spoon, and chopsticks. Nowadays, because of the cleaning measures being promoted, fewer people wash their dishes with tea before eating. Early tea is supposed to come out of a “dim sum” cart with a white towel on the server’s shoulder and the server shouts out the different dim sum types as they move. Every customer has a dim sum card which is divided into “small, medium, large, super large, and ultra large.” The server would put a sticker on the card depending on what you are ordering.

 

Steam Pork Ribs

 

Scallop Juice Small Steamed Bun

 

King Crab Shumai is the most popular dim sum among Hong Kong citizens. The outside of the Shumai is made of  flour, and the inside of the Shumai has a huge amount of juicy pork.

King Crab Shumai

 

Editor: Luke Langlois

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Food, The World, Travel Tagged With: Jeremy Cheng, The Diversity of Food of China: Hong Kong Early Tea

some coffees i’m ready to try… now:

May 23, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Makena Behnke

many people enjoy drinking their normal morning coffee. it may be a latte, cappuccino, or a normal drip coffee. well, lattes, flat whites, and mochas are just the tip of the iceberg–

  • turkish coffee~ coffee with fine grounds and a cardamom pod included. also referred to as arabic and greek coffee. (turkey/greece/middle eastern area)
  • cuban espresso~ espresso sweetened with sugar while brewing the shot. (cuba)
  • marocchino~ espresso, cocoa powder and milk froth. sometimes thick hot cocoa and/or nutella is splashed in. (italy)
  • galão~ 1 part espresso and 3 parts foamed milk. (portugal)
  • kopi tubruk~ coffee with coarse grounds are left in the mix and are boiled with solid sugar. (indonesian)
  • swedish egg coffee~ the egg cuts the bitterness and heightens the smoothness. supposedly it doesn’t taste like egg. (sweden)
  • qishr~ spiced coffee husks, ginger, and every once in a while, cinnamon. (yemen)
  • fat americano~ substitute hot water with a can of Coca-Cola and pour it over ice. (america)
  • cafe breve~  0.5 part milk foam, 1 part steamed half and half, and 1 part espresso. (america)
  • red eye~ drip coffee with a shot of espresso. (america)
  • mazagran~ lemon juice, ice cubes, water, and espresso. (portugal)
  • espresso romano~ shot of espresso with lemon. (italy)
  • cafe tobio~ 1 part drip coffee and 1 part espresso. (america)

Editor: AJ Patencio

Filed Under: Advice, Culture, Food, The World Tagged With: Makena Behnke, some coffees i’m ready to try… now:

An Obsession

April 25, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

By Olive Yew (I love you)

 

We,

as humans,

become obsessed.

We obsess over

the things we love,

and sometimes,

the things we hate.

In our obsessions,

we fail to notice

the people

who obsess

over us.

So,

I just want you to

know

that I am obsessed.

With you.

But.

You are obsessed

with

someone

else.

Editor: Leo Milmet

Filed Under: Food, Poetry Tagged With: An Obsession, Olive Yew

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