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The Story of Me at the BNP

April 12, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

By Brennan Nick

In March’s BNP Paribas Open, the top tennis players from around the world all compete, with the goal of winning the tennis tournament and the prize money that comes with it.

I, along with many others, was given the unique opportunity to be a ball kid for this Indian Wells international tennis tournament, a tournament attended by people such as Serena Williams and Roger Federer. As ball kids, we get unique opportunities to see the behind-the-scenes occurrences of the tournament. We go through the tunnels that the players go through; we are the ones who give the player the balls to be autographed and hit into the stands; and we’re the ones who are sent to get a player’s racket to be re-strung. This gives us ample opportunity to see the top players of the world up close. It is like being the water-boy for the NFL or NBA. Even when we’re on one of our one-hour breaks, we get to experience the atmosphere of the tournament, talk with friends there, and we even get $18 worth of free food per shift. A normal shift for us consists of going to the ball kid tent, completely fitted with water, some food, and a ping-pong table. We’re then told which court we’ll be on. We’re on court duty typically for one to one-and-a-half hours, and then we have roughly  45-minute breaks until we go on again. This pattern is repeated for six hours until the end of our shift, when we return to the tent to be checked out before we leave.

The results of the tournament–the winner of the Men’s Singles was Juan Martin del Potro after a dramatic battle with Roger Federer in the finals. The winner of Women’s Singles was Naomi Osaka from Japan who handily defeated Daria Kasatkina. The winners of Women’s Doubles were Ekaterina Makarova and Elena Vesnina, while the winners of Men’s Doubles were John Isner and Jack Sock.

 Editor: Shelby Armor

Filed Under: Current News, Sports Tagged With: BNP, Brennan Nick

March Madness: Or U Must Be Cinderella

March 21, 2018 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Guest Blogger and Basketball Fan Holden Hartle

March Madness is a time where everyone, not just college basketball fans, puts some money in and fills out a bracket in hopes of making that perfect bracket. Well, for those who are more inexperienced, and want to win some money, here are some good pointers.

  • Three’s are better than two’s–Statistically, the three pointer has become very popular in the past decade. Furthermore, college teams who shoot better from the three-point line often have a better chance of winning the game.
  • Be careful of Cinderella Teams–There is always that one team that is not a high seed but goes far in the tournament. Don’t get too caught up in this. This is usually GREAT advice. Before this year, only four double digit seeds had ever made the final four. It just so happens, this is the year of Cinderella Teams! For instance, No. 11 Syracuse upset No. 3 Michigan State AND beat No. 6 TCU; No. 11 Loyola-Chicago upset No. 3 Tennessee AND No. 6 Miami; No. 16 UMBC won over No. 1-seed Virginia; No. 13 Marshall defeated No. 4 Wichita State; and No. 13 Buffalo upset No. 4 Arizona.
  • Free throws win championships–-Every NCAA championship team has been an above average free throw shooting team; keep this in mind.

However, the most important rule of all is go with your gut. If your gut tells you to pick it, then pick it. With these in mind, I hope you happen to win lots of money!!!

Editor: Peter Kadel

Filed Under: Culture, Current News, Sports Tagged With: Cinderella, NCAA, You must be mad.

Explaining Polo: What’s a chukker and other key facts

December 20, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Claire Jenkins                  

Polo (the real kind, not the water kind) is known as the game of kings. To put it simply, polo is kind of like half hockey, half soccer, and throw in eight horses and eight players. The objective of the game is to get the ball through the goal posts, much like soccer. It is four against four in field polo, and the fields are about 300 x 160 yards, which is about the length of three football fields.

Four of the players are trying to score one way, and the other four are trying to score the other way. In field polo, after one team scores, you switch directions so that the teams are now going opposite ways. The ball for field arena is a small white ball, kind of like an oversized golf ball, but big enough to comfortably fit in your hand.

The match is divided into chukkers, each lasting seven minutes, with a break of three minutes between each one. At half time, the interval is extended to five minutes, and the crowds are invited to walk onto the field to tread in divots.

Polo has many interesting quirks, but like most other sports it has rules against fouling. There are lots of different fouls in polo, and some are severe enough to get you kicked off the field. Below are some common rules and possible fouls:

Right of Way–When the chukker is in play there is a  “line of the ball,” which is the direction in which the ball travels once the ball has been hit or thrown. When a player has established the right of way along that line, it can’t be crossed by any player if there is any risk of collision.

Crossing the Line–Any player who crosses the player who has the right of way close enough to be dangerous or cause a player to slow down, commits a foul.

Riding Off –This is the act of pushing another player and their horse out of the way using your horse and your body. It is allowed at any point in the game whether the person has the ball or not. It must not be done at a dangerous angle or varying speeds because that can cause serious injury.

Hooking mallets – A player may hook an opponent’s mallet if they are on the same side of the opponent as the ball and the mallet must be below the level of the opponent’s shoulder. Players cannot hook an opponent in front of the horse’s legs, as it would be called a foul.

 

For more information about polo rules or upcoming events, go to uspolo.org. or empirepolo.com.

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Culture, Sports, The Outdoors, The World Tagged With: polo for dummies

A Rant on Pro Athletes Sitting It Out

October 19, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Sports Enthusiast and Guest Blogger Daniel Romo

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One of the main issues with the NBA is resting, especially during nationally televised games. This past off season, the NBA commissioner Adam Silver addressed this issue. He announced that if a team rests any player, the team will be fined $100k. Now, explain this to me. You get paid millions to play basketball, and that is the job choice you selected. They didn’t just randomly select you; you put yourself in the draft. Then, you end up complaining about playing too many games? You chose this lifestyle, and you are getting paid millions (hundreds of millions for some players) to play basketball. Some players complain about the schedule being too hard or that there is too much travel. Back in the days, NBA teams had to fly commercial; they didn’t have private jets like teams have now. No NBA player should be complaining about this, and I think the commissioner should have raised the fine to a million! NBA fans pay a lot of money to see their favorite player on the court just to hear that player will rest and not appear in the game. The fan dismay encouraged the commissioner to establish the fine. Thank you for joining me during my rant.
Editor: Charles Schnell

Filed Under: Sports Tagged With: fines, resting, sitting out

The awards they’ve missed …

January 8, 2016 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

–by Ashley Zhou

 

There are some extremely famous celebrities and athletes who have gained money, fame, and public recognition. They have been acknowledged as successful in almost every way–except they haven’t obtained that one important award in their fields. For whatever reason, they have been unintentionally locked out of winning a coveted prize–although they’ve been nominated numerous times.

 

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The first person who pops up in my head is Leonardo DiCaprio. The highest honor of being an actor is to receive the Oscar or Academy Award. Leonardo DiCaprio has been nominated by the Academy for Best Performance of an Actor in a Leading Role three times and as the Best Actor in a Supporting Role one time, but he has never won. The movies that he was nominated for were What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993), The Aviator (2004), Blood Diamond (2006), and The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). DiCaprio has established himself with great performances in those movies. However, the Academy obviously didn’t appreciate his talents as much as we, the audience, did. Of course, he has been teased a lot about his “so close” trophy by caring netizens (people who populate the internet), too. DiCaprio’s new movie The Revenant is being released nationwide currently with high expectations. It is also eligible for an award in the 88th Academy Awards, so we are all hoping that he can bring Oscar home this time.

 

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For the eleventh year in a row, Japanese author Haruki Murakami was favored to win the Nobel Prize for Literature, and for the eleventh year in a row, he didn’t win.
His books and stories are bestsellers not only in Japan but also worldwide, winning numerous awards including the World Fantasy Award (2006) and the Frank O’Connor International Short Story Award (2006). However, he is still missing the Noble Prize for Literature. When asked about the possibility of being awarded the Nobel Prize, Murakami responded with a laugh, saying “No, I don’t want prizes. That means you’re finished.” It is true that great writers care much more about their readers’ responses than the awards.

 

As a strong national team throughout history, the Netherlands National Football Team never let its fans down in the World Cup–expect for every time they were in the final match. They hold the record for playing the most World Cup finals without ever winning the tournament.
In the 1974 World Cup, the Dutch played against West Germany. With only one minute into the game, the Dutch took the lead with a penalty kick by Johan Neeskens before any German player had even touched the ball. However, Germany struggled to recover until they scored with their own penalty kick in the 25th minute. West Germany pushed for a win–Gerd Muller scored in the 48th minute. Although both sides had few chances of sending the ball to the gate, West Germany was eventually crowned the World Cup champion. This was the first time that the Dutch missed the opportunity. Then, in 1978’s World Cup, after losing the final game four years ago, the Dutch made it again. The host Argentina turned the table of a 1-1 game by scoring two goals in stoppage time. But this match was a big controversy, as the Dutch accused the Argentines of using stalling tactics to delay the match that allowed tension to build in front of a hostile Buenos Aires crowd.
In the 2010 World Cup final, similarly, Spain defeated Netherlands 1-0 with a goal from Andrés Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time. At the end of the game, as the sound of revelry hailed from the winning team, the orange soldiers left again with their lonely shadows fading out of the scene.

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–Edited by Gaven Li

Filed Under: Arts & Letters Awards, Culture, Humor, Media, Performances, Sports Tagged With: Almost, Awards, Dutch, Haruki, Leo

eSports: “It’s not just a phase, Mom!”

January 7, 2016 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

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Our popular blog writer Jim Wang is also a royal fan of eSports. He disagrees with many people’s idea that eSports are not real sports and explains his reasons in the following blog post.

–Editor Amber

–by Jim Wang

eSports means competitive tournaments of video games, especially games among professional gamers. But are these eSports real sports? Most people may say no because they think that there are not any physical aspects like those found in football or basketball in video games. However, in my opinion, I totally agree with people that categorize eSports as real sports. Here are my reasons.

Firstly, eSport competitions are similar with those of traditional sports. Like conventional sports, eSports consist of many different games such as Starcraft, DotA, IMG_0930-2Counter-Strike, etc. So, let’s take, for example, League of Legends, a popular multi-player game. People who are really good at League of Legends must have inhuman reaction speed, excellent team awareness, and great minds–just like in any other sport. Moreover, these players have to practice for more than ten hours a day in order to improve their personal and team-working skills. You may think that playing ten hours of a video game is easy, but if you try to play just one competitive hour of any eSport game you will know that it’s not easy at all.

Secondly, eSports are generating enormous business all over the world. According to newzoo.org, which conducts market research for the computer games industry, in 2014 there were 205 million viewers of online games. The 2013 League of Legends IMG_0931world championship attracted 32 million online viewers, which was more than double the amount of the online viewership of the Baseball World Series and seven times the amount of the NBA finals online. The 2015 Counter-Strike Grand Final drew 36.95 million viewers online–a 295% jump in viewership from last year. The 2014 League of Legends world championship attracted 40,000 fans at Seoul Sangam Stadium, which hosted a football World Cup semi-final in 2002. And, in July 2014, 11,000 fans watched an eSports event in a Seattle basketball arena. It offered the highest eSports prize pool so far–$10.9 million, which is higher than the prize for golf’s USPGA Championship, and this event was streamed by US broadcasting giant ESPN.

Finally, the reason eSports is a true sport is that the top players earn an estimated 1 million dollars a year by winning the world championship or through sponsorship and subscriptions to live broadcasts like that on Twitch.tv. People don’t have to worry about their livelihood if they are masters at video games.

Now, more and more people are realizing the potential of eSports, and I hope that one day eSports can be accepted as real sport.

Filed Under: Culture, Sports Tagged With: Counter-Strike, DotA, eSports, League of Legends, Olympic Sport, Starcraft

Kobe’s Final Chapter

January 6, 2016 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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–by Gaven Li, longtime devoted Lakers fan

On November 29th, 2015, Kobe Bryant, the All-Star shooting guard from the
Los Angeles Lakers, made an announcement that after playing 20 years
in the National Basketball Association, he would retire after the end
of this season. Posting this poem “Dear Basketball” on the website “The
Players’ Tribune,” the 37-year-old “Black Mamba” shared his story and
love to basketball.

 

Dear Basketball,

From the moment
I started rolling my dad’s tube socks
And shooting imaginary
Game-winning shots
In the Great Western Forum
I knew one thing was real:

I fell in love with you.

A love so deep I gave you my all —
From my mind & body
To my spirit & soul.

As a six-year-old boy
Deeply in love with you
I never saw the end of the tunnel.
I only saw myself
Running out of one.

And so I ran.
I ran up and down every court
After every loose ball for you.
You asked for my hustle
I gave you my heart
Because it came with so much more.

I played through the sweat and hurt
Not because challenge called me
But because YOU called me.
I did everything for YOU
Because that’s what you do
When someone makes you feel as
Alive as you’ve made me feel.

You gave a six-year-old boy his Laker dream
And I’ll always love you for it.
But I can’t love you obsessively for much longer.
This season is all I have left to give.
My heart can take the pounding
My mind can handle the grind
But my body knows it’s time to say goodbye.

And that’s OK.
I’m ready to let you go.
I want you to know now
So we both can savor every moment we have left together.
The good and the bad.
We have given each other
All that we have.

And we both know, no matter what I do next
I’ll always be that kid
With the rolled up socks
Garbage can in the corner
:05 seconds on the clock
Ball in my hands.
5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1

Love you always,
Kobe

Kobe Bryant is definitely one of the greatest basketball players in
NBA history. After being drafted by the Charlotte Hornets in 1996,
Kobe spent his whole career with the Los Angeles Lakers and won five
NBA championships (in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010), one Most Valuable
Player (2008), two times NBA Final MVP (2009, 2010), and four times
All-Star MVP (2002, 2007, 2009, 2011)–all while wearing his purple and gold jersey.
His retirement announcement made millions of his fans sad, including me.

So, what influence does this announcement bring to the NBA?
Ticket prices have gone up!! On Saturday, which was November 28th, I WAS going to
buy tickets for the Lakers’ last game of this season with my friend.
However, we decided not to buy them then because they cost about 600
dollars each, and we needed to talk to our parents about that. The next
day, after Kobe’s announcement, we made up our minds to buy the
tickets. When we went on to the website, we saw this:
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HOLY COW. What’s going on? The prices were increasing crazily; you could
even see the numbers going up if you kept refreshing the website! We
found the tickets we looked at the night before, and they
were——-NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH!!!
Me and my friend were like:
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At the end, we still bought two tickets for 600 bucks each, but they
were much much further back. This story tells us: Buy your ticket
early!
Anyway, Kobe Bryant’s retirement is no doubt a huge loss to
Basketball. We hope, well, at least I hope, that Kobe can enjoy the
rest of his final season.

 

 

Filed Under: Sports, Uncategorized Tagged With: Dear Basketball, Kobe, Lakers, retirement

Running–We’re lovin’ it!

December 9, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

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If persistence is the hardest thing in the world, running is the second hardest. After running for a period of time, runners mostly experience two levels of changes, both physical and mental. Today, I want to take a look at how running affects people.

The first phase usually comes with some physical tiredness and uncomfortableness. Your limbs get sore, and you feel exhausted. Many people are not able to stick with running because they cannot get used to those symptoms. However, after this phase, running gets easier, and runners start to enjoy the subtle changes of their bodies. They become fitter and more agile.IMG_2345
Runners also feel accomplished and satisfied after finishing a long run. It is the same feeling as achieving a tough goal or overcoming an insurmountable difficulty, which can surpass their physical exhaustion. More importantly, running for or as a team makes running easier and the satisfaction more apparent. For example, our school’s Cross Country team has been working hard the entire year. They enjoy not only the pleasure of running but also the pleasure of working as a team.

Our team coach and also science teacher Mrs. Sackett said: “I have been running for many years, completing three marathons and countless 5K and 10K races. Now, I really enjoy working with student athletes. It’s great to see their hard work pay off with improved times. But the best part is seeing the camaraderie and support that develops among my runners. They find ways to make it fun in 110-degree heat! Practicing in the morning this year was a great way to start the day.”

David Kocen, one of our Cross Country runners, also shared his experience of running with us. “I always run in the morning because, more often than not, my run will be the hardest thing I do all day. Completing the hardest task first puts me in the right frame of mind for the rest of the day. Regardless of what else happens, I have already run three miles or more and that in itself is a great accomplishment. The best part about running in my opinion is its ability to help you cope with all of life’s stresses–be they standardized tests, social issues, or just feeling crappy. If I wake up stressed out about some responsibilities I have that day or something I forgot to do the day before, running allows me to re-sync my perspective on life and helps me realize that, in almost every case, the thing I am worried about does not warrant me getting stressed. I think there are two reasons running is able to do this. The first one is it simply exhausts all the worry out of me. By the end of a run, I am too tired to get stressed. I am just happy I finished and am too caught up with feeling accomplished. I cannot focus on trivial stresses. The second reason is that during a run, my mind continues working but experiences an altered perception of reality, sort of like when you are drifting into sleep. It is hard to describe what exactly changes, but this different form of thinking is really good at finding solutions to problems, enhancing perspective, and making me see that everything will work out in the end. I think this is part of the reason why I like running so much. It allows me to think and see life through a different lens, even if it is just a result of lack of oxygen to the brain.”

–Edited by Gaven Li

Filed Under: Interview, School Events, Sports Tagged With: Cross Country, David Kocen, Mrs. Sackett, Running

Cross Training: Better, Stronger, Faster

December 9, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

–by Zhenzhou Hu

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Coach Mark Zalin models appropriate technique with lifting a cow bell in Cross-Training elective.

Blog Reporter Zhenzhou (Hugh) Hu interviewed Coach Mark Zalin about the objectives and practices of the Cross Training Elective. Upper-School Cross Training meets four days a week in the back of the gym beneath the open rear door. If you hear grunts, music, and the clang of metal, it’s Cross Training. Hugh begins . . .

 

Last year was a hard year for me. CrossFit was seventh period, and AP Physics was right after CrossFit. I took both classes and sometimes needed to take an AP Physics test after working out–sweaty, tired, unfocused. However, I liked CrossFit and learned a lot of skills last year from Coach Smith. I learned the proper technique to lifting free weights. I learned to jump rope quickly. I grew a little bit more muscular, and I increased my heart rate. This year, I came back to Cross Training. This year we have a new coach, Coach Mark Zalin. I asked him a couple questions so we could get to know him.

 

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Sophomore Anthony Bross is challenging himself to lift a little more a little heavier each day.

Zhenzhou Hu: Hi, Coach! I am one of the school bloggers, and I want to interview you. First of all, can you introduce yourself a little bit?

Coach Mark: I am a career independent school teacher, coach, and athletic administrator. I am thrilled to be at Palm Valley School and thoroughly enjoy working with the faculty, staff, and the student body in all areas of the school.

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Sophomores Hunter Day and Christian Sadler stretch out with each other before daily workout.

Zhenzhou Hu: This is your first year in Palm Valley School. Can you tell us how you teach students in Cross Training and how it’s going?

Coach Mark: The students who are taking the class are becoming bigger, faster, and stronger as the semester progresses. They lift weights daily on a set program that emphasizes two major body parts a day, do cardio-fitness exercise daily, and do abdominal work daily. The students’ willingness to train and dedication to technique have paid dividends both in and out of class.

Zhenzhou Hu: Thank you!

–Edited by Gaige Griffin

 

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Seniors Colin Wessman and Mason Taylor complete the Workout of the Day.

Filed Under: Interview, Sports Tagged With: Coach Mark Zalin, Cross Training

The Curse of the Bambino

December 7, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

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–by Chloe Sweeney, a born Red Sox fan

The tale of the Babe completes Chloe’s three-part series on famous baseball curses. 
The Curse of the Bambino is arguably the most notable curse in sports’ history. The superstition began when the Boston Red Sox traded the infamous Babe Ruth or “Bambino” to the New York Yankees between the 1919 and 1920 seasons. Prior to this trade, the Red Sox had been the most successful team in baseball. They had won five World Series titles including the inaugural championship. This disastrous trade led to a grand power shift as the Yankees became home to the legend and went on to bIMG_3618e incredibly successful. The Red Sox went without a victory from 1918 to 2004. To many Bostonians, this curse was no joke as the die-hard fans lived their entire lives passionately detesting the Yankees. The curse was the spark that ignited the greatest rivalry in sports between the Yankees and Red Sox. As a child, many things were engrained into my brain, but one of the most vivid lessons was the absolutely necessary hatred of the New York Yankees. To this day, despite the curse’s ending, I loathe the Yankees, other New York sports teams, and often the city itself.
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In 2003, many fans believed it was the Red Sox’s year. We were in the American League Championship Series against the Yankees. It was game seven, the bottom of the 11th inning when Aaron Boone hit a one-run homer to win the game and the pennant. As you can probably imagine, he became the most disliked man in the city of Boston and the SweeneIMG_3617y household. We were all devastated! We had come so close to victory but were denied victory by our greatest enemy.

There were many attempts to break the curse, such as placing a Red Sox hat on the top of Mt. Everest, burning a Yankee’s hat at the base, and hiring an exorcist to “purify” Fenway Park. A sign on Storrow Drive (a road leading to Fenway) that read “Reverse Curve” was changed to say “Reverse the Curse.” This sign was not changed until after the curse was broken in 2004 and it now reads “Curse Reversed.”
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The 2004 season was all about redemption. The Red Sox absolutely refused to be denied the victory. Once again, in the American League Championship Series, we were up against the New York Yankees. Fueled by a fan base who desperately longed for the sweet taste of glory, the Sox rallied after being down by three games to win four in a row. The Red Sox became the only Major League Baseball team to come back and win a seven-game postseason series after being down three games. Finally, we defeated the Yankees! The entire state of Massachusetts went absolutely insane. The entire state was celebrating the humongous achievement of their beloved team. It almost meant more to the team and the fans to defeat the Yankees the way they did then to actually win the World Series. The Red Sox did go on to sweep the Cardinals and win the 2004 World Series! The Curse of the Bambino was finally broken after 86 years.

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–Edited by Gaige Griffin

Filed Under: Culture, Sports Tagged With: Bambino, Baseball Curses, Boston, Fenway, Red Sox

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