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The Scariest Folktales From Different Cultures

October 8, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

We finally made it to the Halloween season. Here are some scary stories the Blog Crew found.–Scary Stories Editor: Erik Bearman

By Sara Habibipour

We’ve all probably heard classic scary stories of vampires, zombies, and serial killers. But have you heard of these folktales from around the world? 

North America: The Ghost Witch of the Wabanaki Tribes

Long ago, a witch died of old age. In her day, she was feared by all throughout the Dawn Lands. When she passed away, there were no friends or colleagues to attend to her body. The few relatives she had finally wrapped her in blankets and placed her body in an old, gnarled tree deep in the heart of a black forest. 

The forest became a place of dread. People saw strange things flying in and out of the trees on moonlit nights. Hunters heard terrible sounds echoing from the burial grove. Eventually, people and animals stopped visiting the forest all together. 

Several years later, a man and his wife were traveling east. They did not know many people in those parts, so, instead of asking for a night’s lodging, they decided to sleep under the stars. Looking for a good place to spend the night, they saw the old forest and set foot into that dark grove. Suddenly, chills overcame the wife, and she questioned her husband about their night’s stay. He merely laughed away his wife’s fears and attributed them to superstition. “You shouldn’t fear the dead. It’s the living out there in the real world that we have to be mindful of.” He then prepared a fire and cooked their supper.

It was not long after they went to sleep that the wife began to hear a gnawing sound. At first, she convinced herself that it was the old tree branches rubbing against each other in the wind or a small animal gnawing on its dinner. Just when it seemed that she could take no more of the gnawing, it stopped. The wife reached out to wake her husband, but he did not stir, so she let him be.

When the sun finally rose, the wife roughly shook her husband by his shoulder. To her horror, he rolled onto his back with a face frozen in terror. He was dead, and the left side of his chest was a ruined mass of blood. The wife screamed. In terror, she then ran with all of her might to a lodge. She tried to tell her story, but her words were incoherent and jumbled. When she could finally put words together and explain what happened to her husband, the people in the lodge recalled the story of the ghost witch, and immediately knew that the witch was the murderer of the woman’s husband. With weapons in their hands, they marched to the haunted grove where the ghost witch resided. 

In order to cleanse the grove of all evil spirits and ghosts, the men burned the trees in the haunted grove. From that day forth, the old forest was a little bit brighter and cleaner. Shadows no longer held unseen menace, and animals once again returned to the grove.

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South America: La Casa Matusita in Lima, Peru

La Casa Matusita is an ordinary-looking yellow building located in downtown Lima. But although it looks normal on the outside, local legend says that the building was the scene of a horrible crime.

One version goes that a local Peruvian man slaughtered his entire family and committed suicide, while another says that hallucinogens were served at a dinner party, resulting in a gruesome massacre. 

Regardless of the story, the second floor is told to be the most haunted area in the house, with those who venture upstairs quickly going insane. In fact, a journalist in the 1960s attempted to prove this theory wrong, but lost his mind while he was on the second floor. 

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Europe: The Dutch Story of Witte Wieven (White Women)

Once, when a woman was getting water from a well, she suddenly felt the touch of an icy hand on her shoulder. She turned around and saw that at least twenty white women had surrounded her. They came nearer and nearer, leaving the woman no room for escape. In fear, the woman called out to her husband, but he didn’t hear her.

The white woman who had put her hand on the woman’s shoulder said, “Why are you so frightened–come with us to dance on the hills.” The woman tried to resist, but she couldn’t escape. 

Later, when she didn’t return home, her husband was struck with dismay.

Instead of going to work the next day, he waited in front of the door to his farmhouse. He suddenly heard people quietly talking inside. “Did you sleep well, my child?” “And has the little one eaten the nice porridge yesterday?” “Has the little child been good?” Among them was the voice of his wife, with a melancholy sound. Softly he opened the door. The child was lying in the bed with his hands stretched out and a big smile on his face. But, there was no one else to be seen.

Later, the farmer was able to get his wife back, but with a certain condition. No one could say the words, “Away, you pig!” or she would be in the hands of the White Women for eternity. The husband didn’t express any concern. After all, it wasn’t a common phrase. 

A few days later one of their workers was busy binding the grain. He didn’t notice the pig waddling towards him till it came near and sniffed the grain. He kicked the animal….Soon it came back. “Away you pig!” he cried. Then he remembered the words, and he left the grain. He made his way to the husband as fast as he could.

They frantically searched for the woman, but she was nowhere to be found. 

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Africa: Uniondale’s Lost Lover Looking for a Ride

This urban legend comes all the way from South Africa. 

According to urban legend, Marie Charlotte Roux had recently become engaged to Giel Oberholzer in 1968. Over the Easter Weekend of that year, the couple embarked on what was to become a fateful evening on the outskirts of Uniondale in Karoo.

Roux was asleep on the backseat of Oberholzer’s Volkswagen Beetle when her fiancé lost control of the vehicle in stormy weather. The car rolled on the Barandas-Willowmore road, roughly 20 kilometres from the Uniondale, killing Roux.

Yet, according to some motorists, Roux can still be seen waiting on the side of the road, waiting for the return of her fiancé and a lift to her final destination.

According to several reports, motorists driving along the desolate stretch of road at night come across a woman hitchhiking. This woman, who apparently fits the description of Roux, asks for a lift, and most motorists oblige.

However, a few kilometres down the road, Roux vanishes. Some shocked motorists have described the woman’s laughter and a sudden cold chill in the air.

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Asia: Japan’s Red Room Curse

This urban legend is one of Japan’s most famous and recent. And honestly, probably one of the scariest ones because it involves modern technology. 

The story centers on the idea that a cursed pop-up will appear on a random victim’s computer. The pop-up is just an image of a door, and a recorded voice will ask, “Do you like the red room?”

The pop-up will continue to appear until the voice can finish its question, even if it is closed. Those who see the pop-up are later found dead, the walls painted red with their own blood. 

This story began as an animation about a boy who was cursed and died after seeing the pop-up. In real life, the pop-up is set to appear on the user’s computer at the end of that animation video. The video’s status as an urban legend was cemented when it was discovered that the 11-year-old murderer who committed the Sasebo Slashing (the killing of her 12-year-old classmate) had the video as a bookmark on her computer.

Sources: 

https://www.nativetales.com/fireside-chat/the-ghost-witch
https://nearshoreamericas.com/la-casa-matusita-haunted-latin-america/
https://letterpile.com/creative-writing/The-White-Women-the-Dutch-legend-of-the-Witte-Wieven
https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/south-africa-five-favourite-ghost-stories-explained/
https://theculturetrip.com/asia/japan/articles/best-japanese-urban-legends-and-myths/

Image Sources: 

https://www.deviantart.com/tag/skudakumooch
https://www.livinginperu.com/terrifying-legends-peru-1-la-casa-matusita/
5 Spooky German Ghost Stories to Amp Up the Horror
https://skolmen.wordpress.com/2020/01/16/the-ghost-of-uniondale/
https://theculturetrip.com/asia/japan/articles/best-japanese-urban-legends-and-myths/

Scary Stories Editor: Erik Bearman

Filed Under: Horror Tagged With: Sara Habibipour, The Scariest Folktales From Different Cultures

10 Days in a Madhouse

October 6, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

When Editor Erik Bearman assigned the Blog Staff the subject “Scary Stories,” Elizabeth went looking for a real-life horror story.

By Elizabeth Shay

Nellie Bly

The “haunted asylum” trope has been widely used in horror movies for many years. Such films are often more frightening because of their basis in reality. No one in their right mind would willingly commit themselves into a psychiatric hospital,…right? Well, long before the days of recent horror movies, a female journalist did just that. 

In 1887, Elizabeth Cochrane Seaman–better known by her pen name, Nellie Bly–launched an undercover investigation of the Women’s Lunatic Asylum on Blackwell’s Island in New York. The word “lunatic” comes from luna, meaning moon, and the popular misconception at the time was that the changing moon could cause people to have fevers or to act irrationally. The word “lunatic” was used broadly to describe any person with a mental illness or behavioral disorder. Many conditions were not well known, and people with a wide variety of symptoms were labelled insane and sent to asylums. Suspicious, Bly purposely had herself committed to the asylum on Blackwell’s Island for 10 days in order to expose the real conditions. Working under an assumed name, she took a room in a boarding house and began wandering around, refusing to sleep, and ranting incoherently. The owners of the house soon called the police, and Bly, claiming to be a Cuban immigrant with amnesia, was sent to Bellevue Hospital by a judge. There, she experienced a first look at the poor treatment of the mentally ill, as she and other hospital inmates were forced to eat spoiled food and live in squalid conditions. After being diagnosed with dementia and other psychological illnesses, Bly was sent to the Women’s Lunatic Asylum. 

Conditions in the asylum were worse than Bly had expected. More than 1,600 patients were being held in the hospital intended to house 1,000. Due to extensive budget cuts, patient care had sharply declined in recent years. Only 16 doctors remained on staff, and those that remained had very little training or compassion. Patients were forced to take freezing baths and remain in their wet clothes for hours. They were forced to sit on benches silently and unmoving for 12 hours, and some were tied with ropes and made to pull carts like mules. Food and sanitary conditions were terrible, as the inmates were given rotten meat, moldy, stale bread and contaminated water. Those who resisted or complained received beatings and were threatened by staffers. Many of the patients were not insane at all. A large number of the women were recent immigrants, caught in a law-enforcement system in which they were unable to communicate. Others were committed simply because they were poor and had no family to support them. If they were not suffering from mental illnesses before they arrived at the asylum, the asylum’s treatments inflicted grave psychological damage.

Upon her release, Bly wrote a book detailing her experiences at Blackwell’s Island: 10 Days in a Madhouse. The exposé had immediate results. New York state officials increased the budget by one million just for the Women’s Lunatics Asylum. And, the book helped spark hospital and asylum reforms across the country.

Sources Referenced:

https://www.nps.gov/people/nellie-bly.htm
https://www.biography.com/news/inside-nelly-bly-10-days-madhouse

Scary Stories Editor: Erik Bearman

Filed Under: Horror Tagged With: 10 Days in a Madhouse, Elizabeth Shay

Sorry, but your memories are FAKE

October 1, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Conspiracy? Or, faulty memory? Hannah explores The Mandela Effect.

By Hannah Hall

Remember in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back when Darth Vader says his iconic line, “Luke, I am your father”? If you said yes, then you would be subject to a phenomenon called “The Mandela Effect.” The Mandela Effect is when a large group of people all share a memory that is not 100% true, or that never really occurred at all. (And I’m sorry to break it to ya but Darth Vader never actually said “Luke” in that line.) This phenomenon was first accounted for with the death of the former South African President Nelson Mandela. Some remember him dying in prison during the 1980s, but in fact he passed much later in 2013. Since then, there have been many other instances of collective false memories. Lucky for you, I have compiled ten Mandela Effects with their respective realities.

Without further ado, here is the list, in no particular order.

  1. The Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia

Mandela Effect: We think the logo for Fruit of the Loom is a fruit assortment inside of a cornucopia.

Reality: The logo is just a pretty pile of fruit, no cornucopia.

  1. Risky Business

Mandela Effect: Tom Cruise slides into frame with a button-up shirt, socks, and sunglasses.

Reality: He isn’t actually wearing any sunglasses in this scene.

  1. Monopoly Man Monocle

Mandela Effect: The Monopoly Man is wearing a dapper suit, with his cane, top hat, and monocle. 

Reality: There is no monocle to be found!

  1. Three Little Pigs

Mandela Effect: The big bad wolf says to the three little pigs, “Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down.”

Reality: He actually says, “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in.”

  1. Oscar Meyer

Mandela Effect: “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.” That is how you spell Meyer, right?

Reality: Nope, the spelling of America’s beloved hot dog brand is Oscar Mayer, with an A. 

  1. Forrest Gump

Mandela Effect: Forrest says, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.”

Reality: The quote actually starts as “Life was like a box of chocolates…” not is.

  1. Pikachu

Mandela Effect: Pikachu is bright yellow with black spots on his ears and tail.

Reality: Pikachu does not have any black marking on his tail.

Which Pokémon On Ash's Team Would You Actually Be? | Pokemon coloring,  Pikachu, Pokemon
  1. Flinstones

Mandela Effect: The stone-age family of 4, including pet Dino, is called the Flinstones.

Reality: They are actually called the Flintstones, with a T.

  1. C-3PO

Mandela Effect: C-3PO has a body made of all gold. 

Reality: Our fave droid actually has one silver piece on his leg.

  1. ET 

Mandela Effect: ET says, “ET phone home.”

Reality: It is actually the other way around, the quote is “ET home phone.”

If you read all the way through, I hope you were stumped at least once. If not, comment on your own Mandela Effect that you have come across in your life. 

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/585887/mandela-effect-examples
44 Mandela Effect examples that are seriously mind-bending
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Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: but your memories are FAKE, Hannah Hall, Sorry

Conspiracy Theories: Mothman

September 29, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

In looking for captivating conspiracy theories, Erik went to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, and discovered Mothman.

By Erik Bearman

One of the biggest draws of conspiracy theories is that they attempt to explain sudden, large events. When disasters happen with no apparent warning, it is natural to be scared as well as wonder whether in fact there is a larger scheme at work. We tend to be less concerned about large events when we receive a hard-to-miss warning. But, what happens when the warning itself is the center of a conspiracy theory? Meet the Mothman.

Thousands Gather For Mothman Festival In Point Pleasant | West Virginia  Public Broadcasting
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 The legend truly begins on November 15th, 1966, on the outskirts of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, at the Ordnance Works Munitions Plant (commonly called the “TNT area”). Two young couples, Steve and Mary Mallette and Roger and Linda Scarberry were driving near the TNT area when they spotted what they described as a winged man in the middle of the road. Steve Mallette claimed the creature was six to seven feet tall, with red eyes, and a ten-foot wingspan. The winged man, seeming to shy away from the car’s headlights, quickly disappeared. Naturally, the couples were scared and sped away from the scene. But, around Route 62, shortly after the first sighting, the man reappeared. This time he followed the car in flight. Even after the car reached speed in excess of 100 miles per hour, the couples could not escape the man. Finally, after the creature had flown away, the couples drove straight to the sheriff’s office and filed a report. It was 2:00 A.M.  Officials set out to investigate, and although no trace of the man was found, scratches were discovered on the roof of the car.

Since then, more and more people have claimed to have sighted the “Mothman.” A total of eight sightings were reported within the following three days of the November 15th, 1966, incident. And, over 100 eyewitnesses reported Mothman sightings in the course of that year. 

Many believe the origin of the Mothman is tied to the TNT area where it was spotted by the Mallettes and the Scarberrys. This area has come under speculation for several reasons. The first being its original purpose. The TNT area was a top-secret munitions factory during WWII. Little was known about the facilities (even by those who worked there). The factory closed and was abandoned on August 6th, 1945. In case that date doesn’t seem familiar to you, it is the same day the U.S. dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan. Since its abandonment, most of the buildings have become home to nesting pigeons. The only building that hasn’t become home to pigeons is an old boiler room that is devoid of all life and is suspected by many as the most likely home of Mothman. Many townsfolk, camera crews, and graffiti artists have explored the entire TNT area but have yet to discover proof of Mothman’s existence. 

Another explanation for Mothman’s existence is a case of mistaken identity. Biologists have stated that the description presented in many Mothman sightings also matches the descriptions of the Sandhill crane (Grus canadensis). The most incriminating evidence being that Sandhill cranes have large red patches around their eyes which could be mistaken for glowing red eyes from a distance. In light of this, many people thought that it was a mutant Sandhill crane that had been transformed by toxins from the TNT area that had been dumped into a nearby lake.

Mothman transformed from a spooky legend into an Angel of Death on December 15, 1967, when the Silver Bridge connecting Ohio to Point Pleasant, West Virginia, collapsed killing 46 people. Eyewitnesses reported seeing Mothman on the Silver Bridge just a few days prior to the tragedy. The question began to circulate: was Mothman a warning to the townspeople or a demonic being who brought destruction wherever he flew? 

Mothman has transformed Point Pleasant into a tourist destination. Statues and merchandise can be seen throughout the small town. Although sightings have pretty much ceased, the Mothman has left his impression. 

What do you think? Was Mothman an elaborate hoax or a simple case of mistaken identity? Or, is Mothman a warning of oncoming destruction?

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources referenced:

“An Aerial Mystery.” The New York Times, Sept. 12, 1880. 

Elbein, Asher. “Is the Mothman of West Virginia an Owl?” Audubon.org, Oct. 26, 2018. 

https://www.audubon.org/news/is-mothman-west-virginia-owl

Reimann, Matt. “The deadliest bridge disaster in US history was caused by a tiny crack just three millimeters deep.” Timeline, July 31, 2017. https://timeline.com/the-deadliest-bridge-disaster-in-us-history-was-caused-by-a-tiny-crack-just-3-millimeters-deep-ca5404c4dffa

West Virginia Ordinance Works. US Army Corps of Engineers Huntington District, 2019.https://www.lrh.usace.army.mil/Missions/DERP-FUDS-WVOW-PBOW-WVMA-/West-Virginia-Ordnance-Works/

Wright, Dean. “Recovering remains of Silver Bridge Collapse.” Point Pleasant Register, Jun. 11, 2019.

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Conspiracy Theories: Mothman, Erik Bearman

Is Bill Gates Using Coronavirus Vaccines to Inject Us with Microchips?

September 29, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Sara’s reply to Editor Jake’s assignment to explore Conspiracy Theories was to look at the furor that often surrounds vaccines. And, all eyes are on a very important yet-to-be-released vaccine.

By Sara Habibipour

Image Source: Rolling Stone

According to a Yahoo News/YouGov poll surveying 1,640 people in May, 44 percent of Republican voters (compared to 19 percent of Democrats and 24 percent of Independents) believe that Bill Gates is plotting to use a COVID-19 vaccine campaign as cover for a mass microchip injection campaign in order to “track people.”

The reasoning behind this conspiracy theory is that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has committed millions of dollars to research treatments and vaccines for COVID-19 upon the World Health Organization’s request for donations. These endeavors are now leading people to believe he is monopolizing these research efforts, and therefore taking the opportunity to develop microchips and inject them through a fake COVID-19 vaccination.

The BBC investigated the theory in late May, but said that it “found no evidence to support these claims.” They did, however, point out statements made by Gates in March as a possible spark for the rumor, when he said that at some point “we will have some digital certificates” to show who had been tested for, recovered from, and vaccinated against the coronavirus. The term “digital certificates” seems to have been misinterpreted; The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation told Reuters via email, “The reference to ‘digital certificates’ relates to efforts to create an open source digital platform with the goal of expanding access to safe, home-based testing.” 

Gates also denied these claims in June saying to the BBC, “I’ve never been involved in any sort of microchip-type thing,” he said; “It’s almost hard to deny this stuff because it’s so stupid or strange.”

What Scientists Say About the Microchip Theory

According to scientists, the microchip theory is impossible considering the technology we have at the moment. 

Anything injected into the body has to be incredibly tiny in order to pass through your blood vessels without causing an embolism (obstruction of an artery). And, even if they happened to be injected successfully, the microchips would probably not even be large enough to carry viable batteries, leading them to have extremely limited lifespans. Even assuming we could build an injectable microchip, we have no way to keep them powered for any length of time.

Similarly, there’s no way the microchips would be able to transmit information independently. The human body is not an ideal environment for data transfer, and a tiny microchip tracker wouldn’t have the power to drive a radio (not to mention the negative immune response the body would probably have to microchips). There are pilot projects for injectable robots and wireless power delivery, but there is not a single system capable of delivering the kind of technological breakthrough required to implement an injectable chip-based tracker.

Not to give the government any hints, but it would be far easier for them to require Google and Apple to install mandatory tracking apps than to develop injectable microchips that can track everyone for the purposes of enforcing coronavirus quarantine.

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources:

https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-gates-spurns-conspiracy-wants-vaccine-to-give-people-microchips-2020-7
https://www.bbc.com/news/52847648
https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/310951-republicans-bill-gates-coronavirus-vaccines-microchips
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/22/bill-gates-denies-conspiracy-theories-that-say-he-wants-to-use-coronavirus-vaccines-to-implant-tracking-devices.html
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52833706
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-gates-fauci/false-claim-bill-gates-wants-to-microchip-people-anthony-fauci-wants-people-to-carry-vaccination-certificates-idUSKBN22H2JD

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Is Bill Gates Using Coronavirus Vaccines to Inject Us with Microchips?, Sara Habibipour

Conspiracism

September 24, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

When Editor Jake Sonderman instructed Bloggers to explore “Conspiracy Theories,” Elizabeth decided to explore WHY we are drawn to conspiracy.

By Elizabeth Shay

The government is hiding aliens at Area 51. The moon landings were fake. The “Illuminati” are trying to take over the world….These are just some well known examples of the numerous conspiracy theories that exist. Such wild conspiracy theories come about as people try to explain the seemingly unexplainable, often increasing in prevalence during periods of widespread anxiety or uncertainty. Humans have believed in conspiracy theories for millennia; one of the earliest theories was  that Emperor Nero was responsible for the burning of Rome in 64 A.D. Joseph Uscinski, PhD, an associate professor of political science at the University of Miami, says, “To one degree or another, we all have a disposition within us to view events and circumstances as the product of conspiracies.” But what exactly are conspiracy theories, and why do our brains love them so much?

Definitions vary, but, ultimately, conspiracy theories are attempts to explain events or phenomena as the result of the covert actions and influence of a powerful organization or group. Not to be confused with myths (stories not always purporting to be literal, often related to the supernatural, and which endure across millennia) or hoaxes (a deception that’s often preposterous, sometimes funny), conspiracy theories are often supported by exaggerations or false “facts” to make them appear more credible. 

The likelihood of a person believing conspiracy theories exists on a spectrum that Professor Uscinski calls the “conspiracy dimension,” which ranges from those who never believe in them to those who suspect that there is a conspiracy behind everything. Most people fall somewhere in the middle of these two extremes. In Uscinski’s book, American Conspiracy Theories, he finds that there is little difference between the genders, races, and religious versus nonreligious people with regards to who is more prone to conspiracism. Another surprising finding is that there is little difference in conspiratorial tendencies based on political leanings. However, people with no high school education and lower incomes tend to be more likely to believe in conspiracy theories. There are certain characteristics associated with people who tend to accept such theories as fact, including high levels of anxiety, paranoia, feelings of isolation, and low agreeability. 

But why do people believe in conspiracy theories? Research has shown that we’re not fully in control of whether or how our brains take in new information and what we do with it.  In his book, Suspicious Minds: Why We Believe Conspiracy Theories, Rob Brotherton, PhD, a psychologist at Barnard College, writes, “Conspiracy theories resonate with some of our brain’s built-in biases and shortcuts, and tap into some of our deepest desires, fears, and assumptions about the world and the people in it.” Conspiracy theories appeal to unconscious functions and instincts within our brain and seem like a source of order within the chaos. The prefrontal cortex of the brain has evolved to detect patterns and can make connections where they don’t exist. Once a supposed pattern is detected, confirmation bias causes people to seek out and believe information that supports their theory.

Conspiracy theories thrive in stressful times such as these. We all want to understand what is happening in a chaotic world and why. With the prevalence of the Internet and social media, theories are easily spread. It is important to be on the lookout for suspicious sources and use critical thinking to analyze the stories we come across. After all, like it or not, “We are all natural-born conspiracy theorists” (Brotherton).

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Sources Referenced:

https://elemental.medium.com/why-your-brain-loves-conspiracy-theories-69ca2abd893a
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-drawn-to-conspiracy-theories-share-a-cluster-of-psychological-features/
https://www.businessinsider.com/psychologist-explains-why-people-believe-conspiracy-theories-during-uncertain-times-2020-4

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: Conspiracism, Elizabeth Shay

“Finland”

September 24, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Editor Jake Sonderman assigned the Blog Staff the theme “Conspiracy Theories.” Evan looks to the Northern Baltic Sea for this assignment.

By Conspirist Blogger Evan Spry

Let me ask you one question, have you ever been to or seen Finland? You know, the northern Baltic “country” neighboring Sweden and Russia? I didn’t think so. Many people have been fooled by their teachers and government into believing that “Finland” exists. You see, back in the Cold War Era, Japan and the Soviet Union had a very secret plan. They had shared classified intelligence about a stretch of the Baltic Sea between Sweden and the Soviet Union. Around the middle of the 20th century, the two countries collectively spread the misinformation that there was a landmass, known as Finland, on that stretch of ocean. They did this to secure prime fishing locations that would be shared between the two nations. Also, this stretch of ocean could be used strategically for the Soviet’s navy. This stretch would also not have to be burdened by the International Laws of the Sea. 

Now, you might ask how are these countries gonna transport all this fish without raising the suspicion of the nearby countries and their fishermen. Simple, the Trans-Siberian railroad. And you might wonder about all the hardware used to secure such a feat of fish transportation. Simple, Nokia. Nokia purportedly is a Finnish electronic company. This explains why Japan is the biggest importer of the brand’s product despite the fact that very few people in Japan actually use them. 

Now to the question of where do people actually go when they emigrate to or visit Finland. Well, the answer is simple; the people are transported to remote forested towns and cities in Sweden, Estonia, and Russia. This is where the so-called “Finnish” people live. You may think that Finland is easily seen from above, like in satellite images or even aircraft. However, you have to remember that the nations of Russia and Japan have many resources. The images that you may see of “Finland” are easily altered, and the two governments easily bribe every pilot that passes over it to keep it secret. 

I hope that today, I have brought knowledge and reassurance to anyone confused about this mysterious “Finland.” I think that it is important to question what big and powerful governments have presented to us as fact. Personally, I can’t believe that I have lived this long thinking that “Finland” was a real country. How naive could I be?! I urge all of you to spread the truth about the Northern Baltic so that we can rise up to the tyrannical governments that lie to us. Show the world that we aren’t stupid enough to believe that Finland exists.

Conspiracy Theories Editor: Jake Sonderman

Source Referenced: https://theculturetrip.com/europe/finland/articles/does-finland-exist-many-dont-think-so/

Filed Under: Conspiracy Tagged With: "Finland", Evan Spry

Got Time on Your Hands? Learn to Autotune with Jake

September 22, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Jake Sonderman

Over quarantine, I bought and got to know autotune, the pitch correction tool that has run the music industry for years now. The capacity of Antares Auto-Tune to fix almost any pitch problem is incredible, but also the tool is very frustrating the more you get to know it . 

This is just a quick video tutorial on what I’ve learned.

Learned-Something-New Editor Hannah Hall

*Video Edited by Andrew Hall

Filed Under: Learned Something New Tagged With: Got Time on Your Hands? Learn to Autotune with Jake, Jake Sonderman

Over Quarantine, I Cleaned My Closet–You Can, Too

September 17, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 5 Comments

By Elizabeth Shay

Did you know that the average person only wears 20% of the clothes in their closet on a regular basis? I don’t know about you guys, but I have been wearing the same few t-shirts and pairs of sweatpants through these past months. So I decided to take action and sort through the mini department store in my house (aka my closet). Let me tell you, I found some things that haven’t seen the light of day since the dark ages of middle school and freshman year. My style has definitely changed since then, and, with college just around the corner, I was excited to take the opportunity to begin building an updated wardrobe that is both stylish and practical.

Here are the steps I took and some tips to help you get started: 

  1. Start with two piles (keep, donate/sell) and do a quick sort-through of all your clothes. If there are any items that you are unsure of, put it in the keep pile for now.
  2. Look through the “donate/sell” pile and further split it up based on what you want to donate and what you want to sell. With the money made from selling items, think about donating to a charity of your choice!

Places to sell: Depop and Poshmark

Places to Donate: Goodwill, Angel View, local shelters

  1. Look through the “keep” pile; don’t worry if it’s really large. Look through it again, and you’ll likely be able to identify more items to donate or sell.  
  2. Next steps to take include reorganizing your wardrobe and buying new pieces or revamping old ones. For example, consider using acrylic paints to transform your old jeans and shorts! Or, get out your scissors and sewing machines and get creative. And if you’re buying new items, make sure to shop smart and purchase pieces that you know you will wear and can be utilized in many different outfits so that all your hard work does not go to waste.

Learned-Something-New Editor: Hannah Hall

Source: https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887324240804578415002232186418%C2%A0

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What Did You Learn Over Quarantine?

September 15, 2020 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Erik Bearman

Hello, everybody! During the past six months, many of us have been stuck at home in quarantine. And while this has certainly been a terrible inconvenience for us, we have also been given the gift of time. Many of us have probably avoided or otherwise been unable to do something (i.e. exercise or read for pleasure) because we “don’t have the time.” So much of our time is usually consumed by classwork and homework. And, what little time we have to spare is usually spent hanging out with friends, playing video games, and sleeping. I asked you: Now that we finally have this free time, what have we done with it that we weren’t able to do before?

Here is a compilation of your responses about what new things you guys did during quarantine. 

Ms. McKee

“Hi Erik! 

During my quarantine vacation, I learned piano through an app called Playground Sessions, and participated in [the] world’s largest virtual piano recital, with over 7000 participants and almost 1000 video submissions. 

Here’s the article about it! Please look at the picture at the top of the article and see why I am so excited about it! 

Video of world’s largest virtual piano recital released

This is a good question and I can’t wait to see the results!

Sincerely,

Ms. McKee”

Virtual Piano Recital

Ms. Castellano

“Hey Erik, 

Here is a little about my adventures this summer! I finally got to take the scenic Hwy 1 trip up California’s coast. I saw many places I had not seen before and got to explore beautiful campgrounds. My favorite stop was the Redwood National Forest. Here’s a few pictures of the trip.”

Josiah Llapitan

“This is my 3D printer, I . . . made face shields for my community.”

Kyle Mauerman

“I have enjoyed my extended stay in the great state of Washington. While I miss attending school, it has allowed me to stay up here longer and do things like hunting and fishing. I shot this deer at 40 yards with a bow on Sunday, Sept. 6th with my dad in Pe Ell, WA. Truly blessed to have meat in the freezer.”

Andrew Hall

“I sold a logo to an Amazon delivery company (KAL Delivery) in San Jose for $250.00. I didn’t do it for the money but more for the experience. I really just wanted a t-shirt with a logo on it (I never got a t-shirt). I designed a logo and got to talk to the owner of the company. I went through much trial-and-error, but it was overall a fun process and experience.”

Learned-Something-New Editor Hannah Hall

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