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Let’s “Czech” Out Crazy Czech Holidays

December 10, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

Vánoční trhy byly zahájeny 27. listopadu večer na Staroměstském náměstí v Praze.---The traditional Christmas market at Old Town Square in Prague, Czech Republic was started by lighting up a Christmas tree on Nov. 27, 2010. (CTK Photo/Michal Kamaryt)

It’s the holidays. We’re familiar with St. Nick, angels atop the Christmas tree, dreidels, coal, houses aglow with lights, luminaries. But, do you know what happens in the Czech Republic during the holidays? Special Correspondent Anna Kleckerova tells us.

–by Anna Kleckerova

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Devils also come to hospitals to make patients happy. In this picture is my friend Bara who is recovering from heart surgery.

 

 

The Czech Republic is a beautiful country with a wild history and culture. Parts of this are the crazy holidays and habits. First, I would like to speak about the “Devil Holiday,” which happens on the fifth of December. This holiday is very frightening for little kids because if they weren’t kind that year, they will be punished by scary devils. They come every year, around winter time, together with Mikuláš who carries a book of sins, a staff, a mitre (looks like the Pope’s hat), and wears a cross on his clothes. There is also an angel who eases the tense situation and makes it more enjoyable by bringing candy for children. The kids who weren’t kind and didn’t listen to their parents that year get potatoes and coal. In some cases they are kidnapped by the devils. The kind children that obey their parents have to sing a song or recite a poem. This allows them to be rewarded by the angel and Mikuláš.

Another weird Czech holiday occurs during Christmas. Czech people celebrate Christmas on the evening of December 24th. Entire families get together and have a fancy dinner with traditional Czech fish and potato salad. There are strange myths that surround this holiday. It is said that people who don’t eat the whole Christmas day will see a golden pig in the evening. It is said that if you float a small boat carrying a burning candle, and your candle is the last to extinguish in a flotilla of burning boat candles, you will live the longest. The biggest difference between the Czech Republic and America’s Christmas is that we don’t have Santa Claus. We have baby Jesus who comes every year to homes through the window to give presents to all of the children.

The last and craziest holiday is celebrated on Easter. Boys who live in villages go around to houses and hit girls on their butts with a whip made of willow wickerwork. In Czech, this whip is called Pomlázka. Every girl and woman, no matter her age, has to go through this. If she does not, then she will never find a husband and will die soon. IMG_0494Boys get painted eggs, chocolate, and candies from girls. Men get painted eggs and shots of alcohol. I did not have a chance to “enjoy” this tradition much growing up. I live in the capital city where this tradition isn’t as widespread. Most of my family lives in smaller towns or villages which gave me the opportunity to experience this yearly torture four times.

–Edited Chloe Sweeney

Filed Under: Culture, Humor, The World, Travel Tagged With: baby Jesus, Czech, holidays, Mikulas, mitre, Pomlazka

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