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September 20, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Remy Haring

Junior Remy Haring continues with his third installment of his serial fiction inspired by The New Order–a mod for Hearts of Iron IV. If you recall, Remy visits an alternate dark history here, where, in WWII,  the Axis powers have won.

Outskirts of Zeya, Amur, the Russian Far East, January 24, 1962

It was the crack of dawn. I left the house garbed in a ski mask, winter camo and snow boots. It was time to check the snares I left out in the forest for small game. The air was crisp and cold with not a cloud in sight. After 15 minutes of trudging through the dense thickets crowned with snow, I finally reached the clearing where I left a trap. A snow hare was hanging from the wire. After carrying it back to the house, I produced a skinner knife and got to work. Look, it’s not a pleasant job, but people need furs, and I need to eat.

When I finished the job, I cleaned the hide, rolled it up and carved the rest for food. I rolled up the pelt, put the meat in the freezer, and set off for Zeya. When going down the road, I saw what transpired the night before: deep boot tracks and, next to them, a deep indent in the snow implying something heavy was dragged. Blood stained the snow. Ahead of all of that, tire tracks. Damn, I thought, they must have got Kozlov. After following the dirt road for a while, I finally made it to Zeya. It was a bleak little coal town that was divided into two by the river. The only way to get from one side to the other was by crossing the old, decrepit hydroelectric dam that has been offline since the war. One side was where most of the higher ups of the RFP lived. The cluster of houses almost looked like an ideal American suburb if it weren’t for the drab paint and withered roads. The next area was where most of the Russians lived. It consisted of these massive, concrete bricks for apartments that looked like they were about to fall apart. Near the coal mine to the west was where the undesirables lived: non-Russians, non-Orthodox, etc. Their dwellings were little more than hovels huddling around the mines. Some were made of metal scrap, others logs. Some people had nothing and huddled around fires for warmth.

As I walked down the main street, I couldn’t help but feel a creeping dread. The crisp, cool air turned stale, and barely anyone was out. Lifeless buildings towered above me like the corpses of giants. I could hear the echoes of my footsteps, the snow boots crunching against the snow. I looked to my left to see pockmarks on a wall and below that a line of shoes. I could have sworn I saw a couple casings in the snow, but I could not be sure. Directly in front of me, I came across a dead tree draped with nooses–more than normal.

Despite every fiber in my body telling me to turn back, that I would be next, I kept walking through the snow. In the distance I heard a crowd chanting, “Slava Rodzaevsky, slava Russia!” Then I heard the rhythmic tramping of boots and the roaring engine of a truck. Despite the thick cover of snow, I could see a crowd of people waving flags at an intersection. When I finally reached the crowd, I saw legions of Blackshirts marching, rusty bayonets pointing into the air like missiles, and a tank roaring through the street. At the far end of the street, I saw him: Konstantin Rodzaevsky, vozhd of the new Russia. He was standing at a podium with Blackshirts on his left and right. With a raise of his hand, the crowd fell silent, and he began to speak:

“Citizens of the Amur, it is time for us to water the flower of our new Russia with the blood of her enemies–Mikhail Matkovsky and his godless heathens of Magadan to the north and Grigory Semyonov and his illegitimate puppet of a Tsar and the “monarchy” of Chita to the west. Once these enemies are defeated, we shall all be unified as the holy and pious people of Amur. We recognize that a true Russian state cannot be without God and yet must do away with the Tsars of old, for we are the true heirs of Harbin. With aid from the Japanese, our Blackshirts will march to the Sea of Okhotsk to the north and Lake Baikal to the west, and we will win. For we have God and the state on our side. Then, our land will have been purged of all who shall stop our efforts, and a new Russia shall be created.”

After his speech ended, the crowd erupted in cheers. The word ura rang throughout Zeya as the crowd roiled in ecstacy.

*Glory

Filed Under: Alternate Realities, Apocalypse, Doomsday Tagged With: Remy Haring

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September 1, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Junior Remy Haring continues with his second installment of his serial fiction inspired by The New Order–a mod for Hearts of Iron IV. If you recall, Remy visits an alternate dark history here, where, in WWII,  the Axis powers have won.

Zeya, Amur, the Russian Far East, January 23, 1962

Rodzaevsky was sitting at his mahogany desk in his office. Behind him two flags flanked him — horizontal, yellow, black and white tricolor with a double-eagle grasping a bundle of sticks on each. To his left was an ashtray; to his right was a pile of photos of dissidents. Some had a red X drawn over their faces; others didn’t. Their occupations ranged drastically from those of lowly citizens to bureaucrats to the most trusted officials of his own cabinet. One photo in particular stood out to him.

It was an old black and white group photo from the beginning days of the Russian Fascist Party (RFP). Rodzaevsky was in the center with Grigory Semyonov on his left and Mikhail Matkovsky on his right. In each of their hands was a raised shot glass of vodka. None of them had a red cross marked over their faces. The photo was marked, “Harbin, Manchuria, September 13, 1932.” As Rodzaevsky was looking down at this photo, he heard a knock at his door.

“Enter,” Rodzaevsky ordered.

A Blackshirt entered the room. His uniform was pristine, all black snow gear with the only splash of color being his medal of the double-eagle grasping a bundle of sticks.

“The dissident Vlodimir Kozlov has been eliminated,” reported the Blackshirt. “He was hiding out in a forested neighborhood a few kilometers away from Zeya. He was… difficult but has been pacified. Given the remote area and that I was under the cover of night, I doubt anyone saw.”

Without another word, Rodzaevsky dismissed him with a wave of his hand. After the door shut, Rodzaevsky took a red marker from his drawer and crossed out the face of the most recent victim. Kozlov had been a middle–aged woodsman and a father of two. It was his youngest child who had reported him for the crime of freemasonry.

Rodzaevsky leaned back into his chair and turned on the radio:

“This morning, at 4:00 a.m. CET, the Swiss Seismological Service detected a seismic event from southern Burgundy that reached a 4.6 on the Richter scale before suddenly ending with no aftershock. The Swiss government has come to one terrifying conclusion: the SS State of Burgundy has successfully tested its first nuclear device.”

Radio Free Alps

*Purge

Filed Under: 1960s, Alternate Realities, Apocalypse, Fiction, Politics, The World, Video Games Tagged With: Remy Haring

Mother Russia’s Carcass: A Serial Fiction

August 23, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

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A serial fiction by Junior Remy Haring inspired by The New Order–a mod for Hearts of Iron IV. Remy visits an alternate dark history where, in WWII,  the Axis powers won.

Amur, the Russian Far East, January 22, 1962

In the night, I faintly heard a man screaming. He swore he was innocent and begged for mercy. Until he didn’t. My left hand desperately grasped a corner of the curtain while in the other was a revolver. The cold, steel grip felt like death itself. Inside my house, it was pitch black. Only the outlines of furniture were illuminated by the dim glow of the moonlight. 

I peek from my curtain. Down the road, I see a pickup truck, and a man dragging a bag–big enough to fit a human. The man was tall with a muscular build and a clean, all-black uniform and a hat. A medal of a golden, double-headed eagle grasping a bundle of sticks glinted on his chest from my porch light. On his back was a bayoneted rifle. One of Rodzaevsky’s blackshirts, I thought. He dumped the bag into the bed of the truck and without a second look, returned to the driver’s seat and drove off into the night.

After an hour of glancing from the corner of my curtain, I finally felt safe. I jostled my handheld radio, the one found in a bombed out office. Debris clogged the speakers, and the antenna was dinged but by some miracle it picked up a signal from America. The volume was at barely a whisper, and static plagued the broadcast, but I knew what the reporter was talking about:

“President Nixon has confirmed the leaked satellite photos of Japanese nuclear warheads on Hawai’i are real. Experts say that these short and mid range missiles can strike as far as Houston, Texas. The Pentagon has raised the DEFCON level to-”

The broadcast promptly cut out, and the sound of static rang throughout the house, like the brutal, Siberian winter that surrounded me.

. . . to be continued.

*Night

Filed Under: Alternate Realities, Fiction Tagged With: Remy Haring

Foreigner

November 1, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Sophomore Guest Poet Remy Haring

I drift through this unfamiliar land

Gripping tightly a picture of those of a bygone era

Draped in a cloak and veil

The blowing sand flays my skin like razor blades

And I can’t see my hand if I put it out in front of me

I am not from here

I am not welcome here

The folk here view me as a vagabond

They knew each other since they were naught but children

And they are ruthless to outsiders

Backstabbing and treachery are a daily act

When I wander into town I am met with glares or apathy

I find it best to keep my mouth shut around them

In order to survive I must look over my shoulder

And keep moving

I write this as I make camp for the night in the dunes

It’s getting late

I should get in my sleeping bag

Lulled by the lullaby of the storm

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: Foreigner, Remy Haring

Mental Regime

September 23, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

We welcome submissions. Featured here is Guest Poet and Sophomore Remy Haring.


A note from the poet: This is the first in a saga of poems that psychologically explores how a part of me sees myself and the world around me; it’s set against an overarching story in the background.

I wake up

I put on my state mandated uniform

I follow a state mandated morning routine

I walk through the grey streets with propaganda blasting everywhere

Everyone on the streets is walking in unison

On one of the grand and illustrious skyscrapers in the distance

 There is a picture of myself with a beret, sunglasses 

and a military uniform decorated with badges

Like morning dew in grass

I am my own dictator

I am my own regime

The regime’s tenants are strict and punishments cruel

Preaching a high and strict moral character

All flaws must be cut away like a perfect diamond

Servility is the only way to popularity

My true essence is hidden in an internment camp far far away

It’s a colorful, enigmatic energy with boundless love and emotion

A bit of that essence leaks out and returns to me

For a minute I just am myself

Bubbly, colorful, creative and sweet

But not for long

A nearby guardsman smashes the butt of his rifle into the back of my head

I’m out cold

I wake up in a courtroom

Shackles bound me

Guards are everywhere

I move

I’m dead

The jurors on either side of me are my peers, family and friends

They find me guilty

The judge unfurls their robe

The judge is me

The gavel is slammed

Sentence: solitary confinement

This may be a cruel fate

But the regime is nothing if not efficient

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: Mental Regime, Remy Haring

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