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Houston, Help Us with the Toilet!!!

May 15, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 7th-Grade Blogger Mark Huber

Did you hear about that new space mission that was like all over the news? Well, the most recent mission was the Artemis II mission. And, if you heard about the Artemis II mission, you likely heard that the onboard toilet had some major issues.

Artemis II ready for launch. Source: ABC News

According to Artemis II Flight Director Judd Freiling, the main issue had to do with “dumping the waste out of the toilet” (CNN). And, the cause of the issue was a frozen vent line–clogged up with frozen pee. I know it sounds sort of silly, but the toilet is an everyday thing we take for granted. Without it, you would be taking dumps behind the bushes outside your house and people would walk by and get really good views of your butt. But, in space, there are no bushes.

So, what I mean to say is the malfunctioning toilet was a big problem. While the pee-ejection vent was clogged up with frozen pee, the crew had to do their urinating in bags. At least they could just toss the bags out into the distant void of space, says Space.com. Still, not very fun. But, fortunately, the whole crew made it back down to Earth completely fine. (And also probably feeling super happy that they could now sit down on a toilet and urinate there instead of into bags.)


P.S. I also used the BBC as one of my sources. Now they tell me I have to pay (real!) money to subscribe so I can keep reading stuff on their website. Whatever.

Filed Under: PSA, The World, Travel Tagged With: Help Us with the Toilet!!!, Houston, Mark Huber

(Income) Taxes Are Terrifying

May 15, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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By 8th-Grade Blogger Max Pretorius

Taxes are what holds our country together. They are the building blocks of civilization. And April 15th, is the wretched day that you have to pay taxes. But, the question is, how do you pay your taxes?

Taxes for Dummies

There are three ways to pay taxes: do it yourself, use software, or hire an accountant. The cheapest but most complicated way is doing it yourself. If you make any money from your employer, then they will have to give you a W-2 form. It should be noted that things such as allowance from your parents don’t count. This is because your allowance counts as a gift and is not taxable, unless it is more than $10,000 a year. Your W-2 form will have information like your wage, your state and local income tax, as well as your federal, social security, and medicare tax withheld. The W-2 form is meant to tell you how much of your taxes were withheld, so you know what you have left to pay. It also tells the government your social security number, linking those taxes to you.

When you start your job, you will likely fill out a W-4 form. W-4 forms are meant to tell your employer how much of your money that you make should be withheld. This can be helpful so that by April, you have to pay very little, if any, taxes to the federal government.

This is a W-2 form. It is the form that your employer will give you so you can pay your taxes. (image source: irs.gov)

Federal Tax Brackets

Federal tax brackets are progressive tax brackets used by the government in order to make you pay a higher tax percentage if you make more money. The way the tax brackets work is actually quite simple. For the 2026 single filer tax brackets, the rates are:

10% $0 – 12,400

12% $12,401 – 50,400

22% $50,401 – 105,700

24% $105.701 – 201,775

32% $201,776 – 256,225

35% $256,226 – 640,600

37% over $640,600 (irs.gov/newsrooml)

There is one common misconception though. Many people think that if you earned $60,000, you would pay 22%, but that is not true. You are taxed on money filling those brackets. This means that $12,400 of what you make is taxed at 10%, anything more than that is taxed at 12%, and anything more than $50,400 is taxed at 22%. This is meant to not force you to try to earn less than the next tax bracket. If you worked on a simple percentage system like the misconception stated, then someone earning $50,400 would earn significantly more than someone making $53,000. It should also be noted that the tax brackets above are for single filers. This does not apply to anyone who is married, filing together or separate. It should also be noted that income from dividends is taxed separately and at a lower rate than normal income, which you can see here.

California State Tax Brackets

California is a state with a very high tax rate. While other states charge no income tax like Florida or Texas, California charges up to a 12.3% income tax, on top of the federal tax you’re already paying. California’s single tax brackets are as such:

1% $0 – 11,079

2% $11,080 – 26,264

4% $26,265 – 41,452

6% $41,453 – 57,542

8% $57,543 – 72,724

9.3% $72,725 – 371,479

10.3% $371,480 – 445,771

11.3% $445,772 – 742,953

12.3% over $742,954 (nerdwallet.com)

These tax brackets work the same as the federal ones, meaning that you’re taxed on the money that you earn in each of those brackets; not everything is taxed at the highest bracket.

You must pay both California and Federal taxes on your income. Your marginal tax rate is the amount you would be taxed if you made one extra dollar. This means that if you make a lot of money, you’ll have about a 50% marginal tax rate. I interviewed my dad, and he said, “I don’t mind paying Scandinavian-level taxes, but I do mind if I pay Scandinavian-level taxes without Scandinavian benefits.” This is referencing how, in places like Denmark, they pay insanely high taxes but also get many benefits from the government, which is a big part of why it’s one of the happiest countries in the world (World Happiness Report).

How to Pay Fewer Taxes

There are certain ways to pay less taxes. One of the biggest is retirement plans. Putting pre-tax money into a retirement plan like an IRA makes you not pay taxes on the money you put in. You only pay taxes on what you withdraw. You can get credits to pay fewer taxes in many ways including being under a certain income amount, being a parent, paying for higher education, or putting money into retirement savings.

You can also deduct or subtract money from your income if you spend that money on certain things. If you make $50,000 a year and spend $10,000 on a deductible expense, you’ll only be taxed on $40,000. There are many deductible expenses but some notable ones include:

Alimony payments

Business use of your home or car

Money you put in an IRA

Student loan interest

Teacher expenses

Bad debts

Capital losses

Donations to charity

Gambling losses

Losses from disasters or theft

And more.

You can pay fewer taxes by taking into account deductibles from your income. However, if your itemized deductions are less than $16,100 you should not use an itemized deduction. You should instead use the standard deduction. The standard deduction is a flat dollar amount that is deducted from your income no matter what. It’s basically what the government thinks you need to live. This means if you make $20,100 a year, you are only taxed on $4,000. If you make less than $16,100 a year, you pay no federal taxes. California also has its own standard deduction at $5,706.

Filed Under: PSA, Seasonal Holidays, Unpopular Beliefs Tagged With: Max Pretorius

Entrepreneurship Sales Bazaar: Inside Scoop

May 14, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org 1 Comment

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 8th-Grade Blogger Soleil Antle 

The Palm Valley School seventh-grade Entrepreneurship students worked countless weeks on their sales bazaar for all the teachers, students, and faculty members. They were selling homemade custom products, varying from pickles to 3D printables. Let’s look at an inside scoop of what people were selling!

Savannah Sanchez was selling her signature sweets: cake pops! She had two flavors, vanilla and chocolate, both topped with the perfect amount of sprinkles. They were only $3.00 dollars, and she described them as high quality and delicious.

Savannah shows off her product display, while explaining the baking process. Photo Credits: Soleil Antle

Olivia Sullivan created a sticker lab. She made these on her own! All you had to do was send her a photo of what you wanted as a sticker, and she printed it out, colored it, and then made it a sticker. She sold three stickers for $4.00 dollars, six stickers for $9.00 dollars, and nine stickers for $10.00 dollars with an additional special offer for the first 20 people who placed an order with her. 

Olivia dreamed up her own corporate motto–quite the cute logo for her business!

Charlie Joyce, Miller Bacal, and Rowan Mathews sold pasta. $8.00 dollars for a full pound of either spaghetti or fettuccine??!! That sounds like a steal! The boys describe their food as incredibly good, as they buy their high quality ingredients from Whole Foods. Food lovers lined up for this.

Luciano’s Pasta’s chefs are in the house.

Cleo Antle made Tate 4 Tat cosmetics, where she sells custom lip glosses and perfumes, as well as facial spray. She has 36 scents that you can add to the products, with a bunch of colors, which is of course optional, but it for sure gives us a big variety. Her price range is from $1-8.00 dollars. 

Cleo models her aesthetic products.

Greenlee Bartley and Lina Kakoussian sold homemade Taba Squishies for $3.00 dollars and hand sanitizers for $4.00 dollars. Their business is called the Nik-Nak-Shak; they describe their products as fun cures for boredom while also being quiet so that you can play with the squishies during class and not make a disturbance. Their hand sanitizer sanitizes your hands and smells especially good. 

Two bestie friends put their heads together to make a business.


As you can see the seventh graders put their heads together to make smart business moves. They went on to sell their products at the end-of-year bazaar. People from all over the Palm Valley community supported these students; it looked like the best year yet. Want to see the products up close? Click on the catalog link right here– https://docs.google.com/presentation

Filed Under: Aesthetic, Business, PSA Tagged With: Entrepreneurship Sales Bazaar: Inside Scoop, Soleil Antle

Everything About MAP Growth Testing

May 12, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 8th-Grade Blogger Jackie Pretorius

What is MAP Growth Testing? It’s a test given out to students in kindergarten through twelfth grade about language, math, reading, or science (Purpose of MAP Growth). If you go too fast, your test will be paused until you are consulted by a teacher. Per section, there’s around forty or so questions. If you get a question wrong, you will be given an easier question, and if you answer correctly, you will be given a harder question.

Why exactly do we have MAP Growth Testing in the first place? NWEA, the founder of MAP Growth Testing, says that it is to show student growth throughout the years (nwea.org). This, in turn, helps teachers see areas each student excels in and areas that can be improved.

Although MAP Growth Testing doesn’t affect your grades, it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. Not only will your parents see what score you got, but so will teachers. Completely flunking the test on purpose destroys the reason why MAP Growth Testing was created in the first place. I know it’s long, and you just want to get it over with, but at least try your best, and if you don’t get a good score, it’s okay. Teachers can see where you’re struggling and help you out.

Photo credit: https://info.nwea.org/Email-Preferences-Center.html 

Filed Under: Academic Spotlight, PSA, School Events Tagged With: Everything About MAP Growth Testing, Jackie Pretorius

Student-Led Conferences: Where Students Lead the Way

May 1, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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By 8th-Grade Blogger Soleil Antle 

On Friday the 27th of March the school suspended classes because of student-led conferences. On days like these, we get to have the day off and only have to come in for about 20 minutes to have a conference with our parents and advisers. We sit down and talk about how the school year is going, what we are excelling at, what we need some help with and open up the discussion to  questions that anyone might have in general. Mrs. Torres, the eighth-grade adviser and Palm Valley School science and language teacher, says,  “Student-led conferences are a phenomenal way to give students a voice to advocate for themselves and an opportunity for parents and teachers to learn from the student.”

If you missed conferences, it’s not too late, most teachers will still find time to meet and confer. 

Teacher Mrs. Torres and student Emmy Kaminsky having a mock student-led conference. This is what it’s like–sitting across the table from parents and teachers and having a conversation.

Filed Under: Academic Spotlight, PSA, School Events Tagged With: Soleil Antle, Student-Led Conferences: Where Students Lead the Way

The Yearbook is on Sale!

April 29, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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By 8th Grade Blogger Max Pretorius

Yearbooks are something that every school has. They are important parts of American school culture. Yearbooks are books made by a group of students meant to capture the people, events, and activities that happen throughout the year. As described by Editor In Chief Olivia Puetz, “The yearbook is full of fun memories.” Zoey Guess, a part of the yearbook staff, also describes the yearbook as being “a whole-year photo dump.” You can now buy this amazing Palm Valley School yearbook for only $95! You can buy the yearbook here or at the front office.

Yearbook Staff

The yearbook has plenty of staff–tireless students and teachers working hard on the yearbook. There are four teachers that have worked on the yearbook: Mr. Gil, Mr. Jue, Mrs. Nayfack, and Mrs. Torres. In addition, there are also many students who work on the yearbook, taking photos and writing: Calum Webster, Jaxon Pacilio, Ivana Vega, Ryder Gardner, Zoey Guess, Olivia Puetz, Rylie Conway, Peter Collier, Sami Alnabelsi, and Chase Krein. Rylie Conway made the illustrations, and Olivia Puetz is the Editor in Chief.

While the 2025-26 yearbook student staff is responsible for documenting images and events for all of PVS, it is made up of Middle and Upper-School students. (Image source: Mr.Gill)

Specialty Pages

The yearbook has a total of 172 pages, many of which are specialty pages. Most of the specialty pages are for the grades going up to the next big step–these being the 5th grade going to middle school, the 8th grade going to high school, and the seniors going to college. These pages have some extra things related to that grade; for example, the 8th grade has a page with our baby pictures. It’s an extra special book for those classes promoting to a new level. So, if you’re in 5th grade, 8th grade, or are a senior, now is the best time to buy a yearbook.

Filed Under: Current News, PSA, Year end/New Beginnings Tagged With: Max Pretorius, The Yearbook is on Sale!

The Reason Gas Prices Have Gone Up

April 24, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org 2 Comments

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 8th-Grade Blogger Max Pretorius

Have you or your parents gone to the gas station recently? If you have, you’ll have definitely noticed gas prices going up. Many people know this has to do with conflict in Iran, but there is much more to it than that.

Iran Blocks the Strait of Hormuz

The Strait of Hormuz is a wide straight between Iran and a small exclave of Oman. It connects the Persian Gulf to the Indian Ocean. Recently, the United States has engaged in conflict with Iran. Iran then decided to blockade the Strait of Hormuz by attacking anything that goes through the strait. According to The New York Times, “The vital waterway, which normally carries one-fifth of the world’s oil exports, has been all but shut down by Iran’s attacks on commercial vessels”. 1/5th of the world’s oil is a lot of oil.

This image is a map I made to show the middle east and the area where this conflict is happening. The Strait of Hormuz connects the Persian Gulf (left of the strait) and the Indian Ocean (right of the strait).

Why are we affected?

Many people have pointed out that it doesn’t make sense for this to impact the United States. According to American Fuel and Petrochemical Manufacturers, 60% of crude oil used in American refineries is from the United States, with 88% of it being from North America. By this logic it doesn’t make sense for the United States to be affected. As the U.S. Energy Information Administration states, “Crude oil is traded in a global market.” This means that if there’s less oil in the global market, oil prices increase everywhere. Intuitively, it makes sense. If United States oil prices didn’t increase, it would be better for American oil manufacturers to export oil to other countries willing to pay more. Well, this isn’t entirely true. Sometimes oil prices from a certain place can change based off oil type and transportation options.

The Impact

Due to the current conflict in the middle east, according to AAA (as of March 31), gas prices in California have risen to $5.561 from $4.593 a month ago. That’s nearly a $1 per gallon difference! It’s unlikely these prices will go down until Iran stops blockading the Strait of Hormuz.

Filed Under: Business, PSA, The World Tagged With: Max Pretorius, The Reason Gas Prices Have Been Going Up

Slide onto the Ice with CSF

April 21, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org 2 Comments

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 12th-Grade Blogger Melina Brodeur 

The California Scholarship Federation and California JUNIOR Scholarship Federation at Palm Valley School hosted an ice-skating event at the Acrisure Arena last month to allow students to come together and create a space with laughter and moments that are unforgettable. Events like this allow students to take a break from school activities and enjoy time with friends and support each other. Skating is the perfect activity to meet new people and enjoy your time away from school for a few hours. I asked Matteo Lam, the CSF President, “Why do you think events like ice skating are important for students?” and he replied, “Events like ice skating give students the opportunity to socially connect in a dynamic different from the everyday classroom experience. It’s fun, a new experience for some, and helps build community.” So if you have missed this event, make sure to watch out for future CSF activities so you’re able to enjoy the experience of hanging out with friends and having fun. 

Matteo, Nevan, Olivia, and Louisa have fun, skating, and enjoying time together. (Photo credits to Mr. Killeen and Ms. Zachik.)
Mr. Killeen captured the action of Matteo doing a “hockey stop” and spraying all with ice.

Filed Under: Academic Spotlight, PSA, School Events Tagged With: Melina Brodeur, Slide onto the Ice with CSF

April’s Jokes and Fun

April 3, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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By 8th-Grade Blogger Soleil Antle 

The first day of every April is celebrated by making jokes and pranking your peers. Have you ever wondered why we celebrate the famous holiday “April Fools Day”? Does it even have a history behind it? Or was it just something that randomly started for no reason? I have discovered the answers to your questions, so you don’t have to go searching.

April Fools’ Day, in most countries, is the first day of April. It received its name from the custom of playing practical jokes on this day—for example, telling friends that their shoelaces are untied or sending them on so-called fools’ errands. Although the day has been observed for centuries, its true origins are unknown and effectively unknowable. It resembles festivals such as the Hilaria of ancient Rome, held on March 25, and Holi, the Hindu spring festival celebrated on the full-moon day of Phalguna (February–March) (Britannica).

Some people think that the holiday might have originated in France, but no one knows for sure. Here are some pranks that the Palm Valley School students have played.  

Emerson suggested “Covering brussel sprouts in chocolate to make them look like cake pops.”

Julian suggested, “Upside down hot chocolate in a glass. This is when you really quickly flip a mug upside down so the liquid is on the bottom. You clean up the mess and then add whip cream to the top so when the person goes to drink it there is only whip cream, so the liquid falls onto the person.” 

Sami goes with, “Put a rubber chicken to the exhaust of a car, and as it drives, the rubber chicken will make noise!!!!!!!”

“Putting salt into my Dads cup of tea.” – Cleo 

“Sticking googling eyes on everything.” – Livia 

“The French tradition of putting fish sticky notes on people.” – Sophia

“Replace the sugar with salt, or replace the toilet paper with real paper.” – Anna

          

Filed Under: Culture, PSA, Seasonal Holidays

Spring Ahead

March 19, 2026 by ehesson@pvs.org 2 Comments

Part of The Bird on Fire’s What’s in the News

By 8th-Grade Blogger Jackie Pretorius

Daylight savings is a stupid thing we do that changes our clocks twice a year. It’s stupid in my opinion at least. Why do we do such a thing in the first place? It just seems unnecessary. 

Well, according to usafacts.org, it all started in WWI to conserve fuel because working when it’s sunny out helps burn less fuel and it also makes people work later into the day. This was called the Standard Time Act of 1918 (https://usafacts.org). However, after the war ended so did the daylight savings, until it was enacted again in 1942 and then repealed again in 1945–all because WWII was going on. The daylight savings system we are familiar with began in 1966 due to the Uniform Time Act. Then, the Energy Policy Act of 2005 made daylight savings even longer than it was before! 

In spring, we “spring ahead” an hour. Photo credit: Ms. Zachik

Most states have daylight savings, but it is possible to opt out of it like Hawaii and Arizona. Meanwhile 19 other states wanted daylight saving to go year round. This in theory will make it less confusing as time won’t randomly switch while still keeping the benefits of more sun. To make this opting out official, Congress needs to approve it. That’s what the Sunshine Protection Act hoped to do, but it was only brought up in 2021 and 2025. Nothing has been done so far.

I personally think daylight savings is stupid, but do others think the same way? Ms. Schapiro says, “I am not a fan. I have a very difficult time adjusting afterwards. So I’ve been falling asleep at 7 p.m. since the time change, and then not waking up again until 11 p.m. and not going back to sleep until 3 or 4. I hate it.” I think she agrees with me.

Filed Under: Controversy, Current News, PSA Tagged With: Jackie Pretorius

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