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November 1, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Renée

 

You wake up everyday–

every single day.

What makes you get up everyday?

Some of you might tell me right away,

but some of you may not yet know.

I’ll keep living everyday,

thinking I know; knowing I know.

But, will I ever tell a soul?

No.

Life will keep beating me.

It will trip me up; tear me apart.

Life will keep loving me.

It will give me its gifts; let me play my part.

Some days it’s aimless,

other days I can’t think of anything else.

But please let you keep this to yourself,

here I’m sharing a piece of my heart.

 

Editor Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: Life

How the Polls Weren’t Wrong: A Look at the 1948 and 2016 Elections

November 1, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Brennan Nick, AP World History Student and Political Strategist

 

In the 2016 election there was much discussion afterward about the polls being wrong, being off, or being untrustworthy. This, however, has been greatly exaggerated compared to the reality of what happened. Yes, polls in Michigan and Pennsylvania predicted Hillary Clinton to be the winner, but the margins overall were close enough that a Trump victory would have been within the margin of error. The one exception to this margin of error was Wisconsin, and only Wisconsin, where the polls both predicted Hillary to be the winner, and did not have a possibility of a Trump victory within the margin of error. Another example of how the polls were still fairly accurate was in the average of the national polls (the popular vote) which predicted Clinton to win by a 3.2 point margin over Trump. The final results of the election was a Clinton lead by 2.1 points. The difference between the polls and the reality was 1.1 point, hardly anything out of the ordinary.

 

Now, one election where the polls were in fact wildly off was the 1948 election between Harry S. Truman and Thomas E. Dewey. Harry S. Truman was the incumbent as he was the vice-president when FDR died of a stroke in April 1945. Going into the election Dewey, a Republican, was seen as the clear favorite to win after 16 years of a Democrat in the White House. This was further supported by the situation Truman–a Democrat–was in. The Democratic party had a three-way divide at the time between the far left of the party and the far right of the party; each of which split off into the Progressive Party and the Southern Dixiecrat party respectively. This then left only the center of the party which was now being led by Truman who was facing plummeting popularity when the elections began.

 

The stage was set and the candidates played their cards. Long story short, Dewey and his supporters were so sure that he was bound to win that they decided to run a campaign where all he had to do was not make any glaring mistakes and he would win the Presidency. His speeches were filled with non-political optimism, unity of the country, and broad, vague, optimistic goals including his now notorious quote, “You know that your future is still ahead of you.” Moreover, he avoided–as if his life depended on it–any issue that could be considered controversial. Truman, on the other hand, knowing that he was behind, took up an aggressive, slash-and-burn campaign and held nothing back. He mocked Dewey and the Republican Party and called out Dewey by name, criticizing him. However, as Truman went around the nation spewing fire against his opponents, he was the only one who still believed he could win. His own campaign members considered it “a last hurrah,” and his wife later admitted to having private doubts during the campaign.

 

On election night, the Dewey campaign was confidently waiting in a New York City hotel room, and newspapers had already printed a “Dewey win” on their front pages. Everyone, the polls, the journalists, even Truman’s closest supporters, expected a Dewey win. That, however, was a victory the Dewey Campaign would not have. Truman ended up overcoming all of the odds and won the election, coming within 1% of several, tipping-point, swing states. Even at the end of election day, NBC still predicted Dewey to be the winner once late returns came in. However, once the morning came, it was clear that Harry S. Truman won the election, and a picture was taken of him defiantly holding The Chicago Tribune which was printed the night before with the headline

“DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN.” 

 

What happened? Well, the largest explanation is that this was one of the first elections in which polling was in fact extensively used, and, as such, it had many flaws. The largest of these was the belief that the vast majority of all voters in an election make their choice before October and that the fall campaigns just simply would not sway many voters. However, as it turned out, according to historian William Manchester, “Gallup’s September 24 report foresaw 46.5% for Dewey to 38% for Truman. His last column, appearing in the Sunday papers two days before the election, showed Truman gaining sharply – to 44 percent – and the interviews on which it was based had been conducted two weeks earlier. The national mood was shifting daily, almost hourly.” Later polling revealed that roughly 15% of Truman’s voters decided to vote for him within the last two weeks of the election. Perhaps all of this can be attributed to the difference between Truman’s decisiveness and Dewey’s indifference that swayed the voters.

 

Whatever may have been the case, neither this election nor the 2016 election provide any reason to believe in the future that polling will be that far off, much less flat out wrong. Polling gets it just about . . . right.

 

Editor: Charles Schnell

 

Filed Under: Culture, Current News, Media, Politics, The World Tagged With: Dewey, polling, Truman

Java Java Java

October 27, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Makena Behnke

When you’re in high school, or any stressful environment requiring bursts of energy and attention, caffeine is a staple, whether it be Dr. Pepper, Red Bull, black tea, or some form  of coffee. Some people are big believers in the wonders of coffee, and some believe that it stunts your growth. Whatever the case, you cannot deny that coffee will ever go out of style. The chance of running into someone with a coffee cup in hand is inevitable. Now, there are many different types of coffee in this world and many different types of coffee drinkers; some prefer it with sugar, some with cream, and some have a ridiculous order that only they can remember. There are the obvious coffees: black coffee, coffee with cream or milk or sugar, lattes, cappuccinos, and frappuccinos. There are many other preparations of the beloved bean.

  1. Latte– cappuccino without the foam. There’s not much else to say… It’s good.
  2. Cappuccino– espresso with steamed milk foam. Pretty standard drink.
  3. Espresso– a highly concentrated shot of coffee you take right before cramming for finals.
  4. Espresso macchiato– espresso with milk foam, for the lighter studying you have to do.
  5. Espresso con panna– whipped cream and espresso, when you need to get some ~extra~ calories.
  6. Espresso con miele– espresso sweetened with honey. Save the bees by stealing their life’s work.
  7. Flat white– microfoam over single or double espresso… hip version of saying steamed milk foam.
  8. Caffe mocha– a chocolate flavored latte. Need I say more?
  9. Mochaccino– chocolate cappuccino.
  10. Doppio– a double espresso. The kind of coffee you need to get through a block day…
  11. Cortado– espresso mixed with warm milk.
  12. Affogato– espresso with ice cream…
  13. Cafe bonbon– sweetened condensed milk and espresso, crafted to make your heart stop if you have more than three.

* “Winter” is coming; stay warm. Drink coffee.

Editor: Brennan Nick

Filed Under: Culture, Food Tagged With: coffee, java, mocha chocolate caramel swirl-a-chino

From where do you draw inspiration?

October 27, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Junior Asher Mai is an ardent reader of John Green and a recent expert on Robert Frost (thanks to his AP English Language Synthesis Project), so when he found a line of Frost quoted in the newest John Green book, Turtles All the Way Down, Asher felt inspired to write the following poem. 

 

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.”–Robert Frost, as quoted by John Green

By Asher Mai

 

A red autumn leaf had fallen

And the wind had blown

He had flown seven thousand miles

To the other side of the Pacific Ocean

It was a path that he had chosen

 

He enjoyed the new environment

And learned to be independent

He had an amazing experience

An experience that he would

never have dreamed to experience

 

Summer had come

It’s time to go home

But his spiral of consciousness

had started to tighten

Because it’s a path he had not yet chosen

A future that was not yet known

Editor: Makena Behnke

Filed Under: Culture, Poetry Tagged With: Asher Mai, John Green, Robert Frost

Spoopy Scary Firebirbs

October 26, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Graphic by Harlow Berny

By Harlow Berny

Boo! Did I send shivers down your spine? Scarefest is coming, and this year it’s going to be on Friday the 27th starting at 9:00 pm and ending at 6:00 am the next day (Saturday). The admission fee is $20, and you can’t pay at the gate, so make sure to pay your $20 before school ends on Friday! There are no physical tickets this year, only a handwritten list. You’ll be able to pay your way onto the list until 8:10 am before school starts on Friday. You can pay Ms. Sholander if you miss the ASB students in the morning. Remember to get a permission slip signed and handed into Ms. Sholander as well or you won’t be let in. Have a spoopy Halloween!

 

Editor: Makena Behnke

 

*Yes, we did reference dead memes. This is because Halloween is when the dead rise again.

Filed Under: Current News, School Events

The Willful Child–A Fairy Tale Re-Telling

October 25, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Graphic also by Harlow Berny

Retold by Harlow Berny

Centuries ago, in a long forgotten kingdom, there was a willful daughter of a single peasant woman. She refused to do even the simplest things that her mother told her, no matter if it was something that the girl liked to do or would keep the child healthy and safe. For this reason, the girl went and ran through the house of an old man who had recently died, and she contracted some horrid illness that had killed him. No doctor could heal the child as she fell into her death-bed. Soon the peasant’s daughter was lain in a coffinless grave and was covered in dirt, until suddenly her arm burst through the ground and stood tall, grasping for the sunlight. When a mound of new dirt was placed over the arm, the arm pushed it away, time after time again. Eventually, the girl’s mother was brought and made to strike the hand down with a rod. Upon doing so the hand shot back into the ground and the daughter’s soul finally left her long-dead body. While we know that the little girl’s soul abandoned her body, we do not know if the soul flew to the gates of heaven for the fact that she was but a child, or sank to the gates of hell for never obeying her mother and causing her own death in her careless actions…

 

Editor: Brennan Nick

A Re-Telling of Grimm’s

Filed Under: Fairy Tales Tagged With: Grimm's

If Horror-Film Characters Were Rational

October 25, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By Brennan Nick

 

“Hey, Joe! Do you want to go check out that abandoned lighthouse?”

“No, Stan. If you go there you’re just asking to break your leg.”

“Come on, we don’t have to climb to the top, just check out the place.”

“Alright, I’ll get the flashlights”

“We don’t need flashlights, Joe.”

“Yes, we do. It’s already dusk. By the time we get there it’ll be dark.”

“You know what? Scratch the lighthouse idea, let’s go exploring around the closed factory out of town.”

“We still need flashlights.”

“Fine, we’ll bring flashlights”

“Okay, great, but I wasn’t aware that flashlights make you invulnerable from twisted, broken ankles.”

“You’re no fun today, Joe…”

“Look, it’s getting late; I’m gonna go home down the main road that is very well lit and with many people on it.”

“Wow, Mr. Super-Safety Joe going down the well-lit road, where’s your sense of adventure?!”

“Fine then! We can go to the lighthouse tomorrow afternoon.”

“No, you ruined the lighthouse for me and the factory, too. We’ll go to the haunted house on the hill.”

“Ghosts aren’t real…”

“Then we’ll go to the totally normal, but creepy and vacated house on the hill tomorrow NIGHT and then…”

“Woah, Woah, Woah, if we’re going to go tomorrow why would you specifically wait until night?”

“For the sense of adventure! Joe, you just have to see it for yourself to understand what I mean. If we did it during the day, we’d just be going through an old house.”

“We’d be much less likely to hurt ourselves…”

“You really are not any fun today.”

“…”

Editor: Claire Jenkins

Filed Under: Culture, Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Satire Tagged With: darkness, goes bump in the dark, horror

Her Love (Flash Fiction)

October 23, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Charles Schnell

Courtney only joined the soccer team for one reason: the boy she liked was on the team. She never played the sport, thought she would hate it. But she still joined.

Weeks passed, and she kept improving and improving. Not for her own sake, but to impress the boy. She needed to be the best girl on the team.

The team played their first game. She was put in as a substitution late in the game. However, as more and more games passed, the coach increased her playtime. And eventually, after many months of hard training, she was a starter.  

The playoffs came around; their team was in. Courtney was getting closer with the boy. Although, this was not the only reason Courtney was happy. When the coach announced that they were in, she felt a weird feeling in the pit of her stomach. She didn’t understand it, but she felt pure joy. She was exuberant that they made it. For the first time during the whole season, the boy wasn’t on her mind. For the first time in her whole life, she felt she found what she was searching for, the place where she was meant to be. She couldn’t fully grasp that feeling. So, she returned to dreaming about the boy after the meeting. She never understood the feeling.

The day before the first game of playoffs, the boy got in a car accident and died.

The team lost the first round.

Heartbroken and bewildered, Courtney quit the team, vowing to never touch a soccer ball again.

Three years of her life passed. Three empty years. The day still haunted her.

Not the day he died, although that was a significant contributor to the empty confusion. It was the day they lost the first round. Without a trophy and her purpose for even playing the game, she quit.

Still, after all the years, she felt as if a piece of her life was… missing. She couldn’t put her finger on it. She could merely live with the confusion, the incompleteness.

One day, she was at a park after school. Some girls that continued on with the team were having a scrimmage. They hadn’t made the playoffs since then.

They all recognized Courtney, waved her over, and asked if she wanted to play soccer.

Then, she was overcome with distant but vivid memories of the field: the cheers of her teammates, the ball flying seemingly atop the grass, the sun setting over the mountains. None of the memories contained just the boy. They were all about soccer. The sport. The game.

She ran over with a slight smile, and they played till the sky went dark.

Editor: Shelby Armor

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: soccer, teamwork, teamwork makes the dream work

Halloween Special: Stupid Superstitions

October 20, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Blogger Renée

 

As some of you samhainophobics may know, it is almost the dreaded day of your fears, Halloween. And how else should we honor this glorious day but with a glorious top 13 list! So here we are now to dive into the world of superstitions.

  1. If a black butterfly or moth lands on you (sometimes more specifically on your left shoulder), you will die in less than a year.
  2. During the New Year, wear red underwear for good luck and put new shiny coins with the heads side up on the windowsill.
  3. Trimming nails at night will bring you bad luck or in some cultures premature death.  
  4. Complimenting a newborn baby will bring it bad luck; this is believed in several cultures.
  5. Never, ever, put shoes on a bed; this will bring death.
  6. Don’t sleep or go outside if it’s cold with wet hair; this will bring you a deathly pneumonia.
  7. To bring in good luck for the New Year, eat twelve grapes (one for each month) and make wishes on each of them; you must eat them in the first two minutes of the New Year.
  8. The numbers four, six, thirteen, fourteen, seventeen and six hundred sixty six are bad luck and can even signal death or the devil.
  9. Black cats bring bad luck. There are multiple superstitions about black cats being bad luck: if they lead you under a ladder, cross your path, put their back to you, look at you in the eyes, they will bring you terrible luck or death.
  10. Never wash a baby’s clothes at night. Bad spirits or the devil will come if you wash baby clothes or hang them out to dry at night.  
  11. Whistling indoors brings the devil and general bad luck. Or death.
  12. You should tuck your thumbs into your fists when passing a cemetery to protect your parents.
  13. Don’t post a blog post about superstitions on Friday the 13th or 13 terrible things may happen…*

*Originally prepared on Friday the 13th.

 

Editor: Claire Jenkins

Filed Under: Culture, Humor, The World Tagged With: grapes, Halloween, superstition

Welcome to Pete’s Declassified School Survival Guide Volume 2!

October 20, 2017 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

 

By Senior Blogger Peter Kadel

Emergency survival–Yesterday we participated in the Great California Shakeout, intended to prepare the people of California for the looming doomsday-level earthquake that is sure to destroy modern society. In the spirit of emergency preparedness, I have carefully constructed this comprehensive guide to counsel you in the correct conduct in the face of catastrophe. I will draw on my own vast experience as an avid outdoorsman.

 

Earthquakes–The main thing to remember in this situation is that a negative plus a negative equals a positive; using this proven mathematical formula, it can be inferred that if you start shaking yourself the kinetic energy will cancel out the effects of the tremor in your immediate area. This effect is amplified if you have a middle-school student with you. Simply shake the middle schooler as well as yourself to increase the range of stillness, allowing you to limit the damage caused. If this fails, then run as fast as you can to escape the tremors.

 

Flooding–Drink Water.

 

Sand Storms (Haboob)–The biggest risk posed by severe swirling sandstorms suddenly sliding across the desert is the decreased visibility. Deal with this by taping binoculars to your face so you can see further through the flying dust. The second biggest risk is damage to your clothes, and you wouldn’t want that, so if you can’t find shelter during a sandstorm, you should remove your clothes, soak them in water (so they stay fresh), then quickly bury them so they stay clean. There is no need to worry about bodily harm from the sand. Humans have lived in desert climates for many years, so that means they must be adapted to the conditions found in the desert or else they wouldn’t live there. After all, it would be madness to live somewhere where you have no chance of surviving without modern technology.

 

Drought–Drink water.

 

Tornado–The calm is found in the eye of the storm; this is true for tornados as well. So in order to survive a tornado, the first thing you should do is run or drive as fast as possible towards the tornado. If you do it right, you will reach the oasis-like eye of the storm. Once you are there, spin in the opposite direction to stop the storm.

 

Lightning–Stand in water.

 

Zombie Attack–If you believe that this post will actually help you survive, then the zombies won’t chase you because you are already brainless. If you aren’t brainless, just keep a brainless person with you (a Morty) to drown out your brainwaves so the zombies won’t find you. Pete says, “A good place to find a brainless person would be State or National Congress.”

Editor: Makena Behnke

*Note: This is satire. Please, do not stand in water during lightning, etc. Results may vary. Please consult your doctor before adhering to advice found in “Pete’s Declassified.” Note: the words of Pete Declassified do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Blog @ thebirdonfire.org.

Filed Under: Humor, Satire Tagged With: Emergency Guide, Lightning, Morty, Pete's Declassified

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