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The Art of Bonsai

February 14, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By Luke Sonderman

You may have heard of tiny little trees that look like they are fully grown. And, no, I’m not talking about broccoli. Bonsai trees are trees whose roots have limited space to grow, which makes the tree grow in a miniature version. If you haven’t heard of bonsai, you may be living under a rock. I own three bonsais, so I know what I’m talking about. 

What does “bonsai” mean?

Bonsai is a Japanese word that literally means “planted in a container” (bonsaiempire.com). The larger a container you give a bonsai, the larger it will grow. According to the bonsaiempire.com, “This art form is derived from an ancient Chinese horticultural practice, part of which was then redeveloped under the influence of Japanese Zen Buddhism.” 

How to groom a bonsai?

You heard me right. As a bonsai owner, you also assume the role of a gardener who must groom their tree. It is important to groom your bonsai to make it keep its appearance as a mini-version of the full size tree. While grooming my bonsai, I like to start at the bottom of the trunk and work my way up by trimming off small branch off-shoots along the trunk. Once I make my way up to the large branches, I start to work on the shape of the tree. To do this, I groom the leaves into a visually pleasing shape. It is important to cut the leaves at the base of the stem or else they will quickly grow back. Finally, I search for any other dried-out or dead leaves and snip them off as well. If you don’t have an image in your head of what you want your tree to take the shape of, I would look up images of your tree and shape it accordingly. 

Are bonsai trees expensive?

The common misconception about bonsai trees is that they are all very expensive and take forever to grow. This is untrue. There are many affordable bonsais and even some bonsais that don’t take forever to grow. The most common bonsai to own is a juniper bonsai. Juniper bonsais flourish outdoors but can survive indoors if watered properly and exposed to lots of sunlight. A  five-year-old juniper bonsai will cost between 40 and 60 dollars. This will be a tree that is 3-5 inches tall. Even 50-year-old juniper bonsais will only cost between 800 and 1000 dollars (bonanza.com). So, yes, you may be able to find bonsais for $30,000, but there are plenty of affordable options. 

bonsaiempire.com

Why should you own a bonsai?

You should own a bonsai because it’s a mini tree. Who doesn’t like mini stuff? It’s like having a pet that doesn’t bite you or wee on your new carpet. Ready to start? My favorite bonsai dealer is brusselsbonsai.com. 

Filed Under: Plants & Opinions Tagged With: Luke Sonderman, The Art of Bonsai

Rain + coffee shops = happiness

February 9, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

While most bloggers explored the literal coffee-drinking experience during our Coffee Theme Week, Alyna delved into a new corner of the coffee shop. She shares here a virtual cafe. For those of you missing your morning coffee-shop vibes, Alyna tells you have to access coffee-shop sounds any time of the day.

By Upper-School Blogger Alyna Rei

I hate studying or doing homework when it’s really quiet. If there is some noise in the room, then that is what keeps me from going into distracted deep thinking. Most days I listen to music on a playlist. But there are some days where I don’t even want to listen to music–even if there are no lyrics. Because of this, I decided to search around to see if there are other options. 

I came across a website called www.imissmycafe.com.  I found this website during lockdown when I had to study at home instead of going out. This website plays different sounds as if you were in an actual coffee shop. For example,  there are sounds such as people talking, coffee machines, coffee cups, baristas, rain, etc. The best part about this is that you can control the volume on each sound. The reason why I like this website is because you don’t pay for anything, you can control what you hear, and it is easy to access. 

My favorite combinations would be the sounds of preparing drinks, coffee cups, machinery, and rain, so I push those sounds a little louder. This website also comes with a playlist of songs that you can play while listening to sounds at a coffee shop. These songs are on the calmer side and have the aesthetic of a coffee shop. These aren’t my favorite songs, so I just open up Spotify and play my own songs. The way you can enter this soothing virtual coffee-shop website is by going on a browser and typing in www.imissmycafe.com. It will take you straight to the website.

So, please come in, and sit down to a cup of coffee in this virtual cafe, tailored just for you. 🙂

Filed Under: Food, Technology Tagged With: Alyna Rei, Rain + coffee shops = happiness

The last string. 

February 7, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By 7th-Grader Penny Andreas

Wednesdays, Blog students respond to creative prompts. Sometimes, as in Penny’s case here, the creative response morphs into a full-fledged blog post. This particular prompt was borrowed from Poets&Writers: The Time Is Now: “Page as Canvas,” Fiction Prompt.

   Noah Baumbach’s film adaptation of Don DeLillo’s White Noise, Sam Esmail’s forthcoming film adaptation of Rumaan Alam’s Leave the World Behind, HBO’s miniseries adaptation of Emily St. John Mandel’s Station Eleven—novels with apocalyptic themes are appearing on screen more and more. Whether through satire or stark realism, this suspenseful setting allows writers to explore profound themes of survival, friendship, trust, hope, and resiliency. 

Poets&Writers

Our bloggers’ assignment: Inspired by apocalypse novels, imagine the end of a modern civilization. What follows is Penny’s response in verse.


The last string. 

The end of a modern civilization

The shortening of population

The stop of an endless creation

The ruins of a unhinged foundation

But the beginning of devastation 

The start of agonizing situation

The rise of a falling nation

The awakening of isolation

The abrupt stop of our rotation

The question of never ending hibernation

Something of no explanation

Something without any information

Something beyond imagination

The ending of our generation

The beginning of separation. 

The endless echoes of screaming

About what’s beyond our dreaming

Nothing’s real, as it seems

That it’s all been some scheme

Whether it was life or death, 

And endless stream

Of life taking away the giving of what was meant to gleam.

But now all we see,

Is the decay that now lies at our feet. 

The years of endless heat

The cracks below the concrete

The things that were incomplete, 

The wrinkles and folds,

Permanent on our sheets. 

But now forget about the things 

That devastation may bring

But as we lie here in silence, 

We hear the earth breathe

Only for a few seconds….

Before we pull the last string.

Filed Under: Apocalypse, Poetry Tagged With: Penny Andreas, The last string.

Local Coffee: How Does It Stack Up?

February 2, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

By a new blogging voice @ thebirdonfire.org: Jess Billimore

In the words of George from George of the Jungle, “Java, java, java, java.” Yes, we’re looking at more coffee. Blog Coffee Rater Jess took on the arduous task of going undercover to investigate three local coffee shops to determine which serves up the best iced-cold brew in a soothing atmosphere and pleasing locale.

Hi! It’s Jess, in today’s post I will be doing a coffee review of three different locations in the Coachella Valley in order to determine where serves the best coffee. So, how will I be ranking these locations? I will rank them according to location/atmosphere of the shop, the menu, price, and above all- the taste. Each of these categories will be rated out of 5, and the final rankings will be calculated at the end. At each location I will order a medium iced-cold brew to make this as fair as possible.

I’m going to begin with Starbucks. There are several locations around the area, but I chose the one on El Paseo at 73520 El Paseo, Palm Desert, CA 92260. To begin with, it is a very beautiful location. You get a nice view of the mountains if you choose to sit outside, and inside is lovely too. This is a smaller location than most Starbucks, which I personally really like. It had a great vibe–the majority of those dining in were working which really inspired me to come back sometime and do the same. Usually, I find the inside of Starbucks far too loud and hectic, but this one wasn’t, so I would return for that reason also. I would give them a total of 4/5 on location/atmosphere. The barista was also kind and even offered my dog a pup cup, so this location gains +1 bonus point for that. As for the menu, I personally really liked it. Starbucks has a very large menu, which means there’s bound to be something for everyone. I really can’t fault them on it, so they get a 5/5 for that. As for the price, a medium (grande) cold brew cost me $3.25, which in my opinion is a very fair price, so they also get a 5/5 for that! And, of course, the taste–honestly, it was only okay. I personally like my coffee on the stronger side; this was quite a strong roast, so it has the nice bitter coffee taste. It was just very, very diluted. Unfortunately, I would only give them a 2.5/5 on taste. Overall, Starbucks gets a 17.5.

Now, onto my second location: The Vintage Coffee House located at 49990 Jefferson St., Indio, CA 92201. As for the location, it’s lovely. It has indoor and outdoor seating and is so beautifully decorated it feels very homey. It is also a local, independent business, so it is great to support them. The staff is super friendly–definitely the sweetest workers I’ve ever met! They also offered my dog a pup cup and treat so they gain +1 bonus point for that. All the customers were super lovely, too. It’s clear they have a lot of regulars. This is a perfect place to come to work or hang out with friends. I could have seriously stayed there for hours. Overall atmosphere/location is 5/5. The menu was amazing; they had so many unique flavors: lavender, cinnamon roll, butter pecan, and tiramisu. They would also get a 5/5 for this. My medium iced-cold brew cost me $4.50, which, yes, is a little more than Starbucks but still low and totally worth it to support a local business. I give the pricing a 5/5. The coffee was absolutely delicious. It was the perfect level of strength. They get a 5/5 for this also. Overall, The Vintage Coffee House gets a whopping 21.

Finally, I visited IW Coffee, located at 74-995 CA-111, Indian Wells, CA 92210. The location is very pretty outside and the patio has a good amount of sun. I also liked the modern/minimalist vibe on the inside. This seems to be a very popular spot to go with friends, and everyone was super friendly. For atmosphere/location they get a 5/5. As for the menu, it was decent, not as much variation as the previous locations, but there was nothing wrong with it. I am giving them 4/5 for this. The price was $4.85, which isn’t bad at all, so a 5/5 for this, too. Honestly, the taste was disappointing. It was very watered down, similar to Starbucks, so they only get a 3/5 for taste. Overall, IW Coffee gets a 17 score.

All in all, The Vintage Coffee House is the clear winner. It is my new favorite spot for coffee, and I would definitely recommend going there. 

                                                                                                                                           

The Vintage Coffee House in Indio as featured on TripAdvisor.

Filed Under: Advice, Business, Culture Tagged With: coffee, Jess Billimore

Coffee Around the Globe

February 2, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Indy Behr, Coffee Connoisseur 

Indy suggested we blog about coffee, so it’s only fitting he travels the world offering up and explaining the many varieties of coffee we can ingest.

There are many different countries that produce coffee across the globe. I wrote an article delving into the culture and origin characteristics of Ethiopian coffee, but there are countries across Africa, South America, and Asia that produce significant amounts of coffee as well, all with their own growing processes and naturally occurring flavors. I will explore a few coffee producing countries from all of these regions.

Kenyan Coffee

Kenya is an African nation. Their coffee characteristics are somewhat similar to Ethiopian characteristics. The coffee has bright, fruity flavors. There is much more natural acidity present, and when the coffee is left to dry naturally before roasting, this acidity is even more prominent, and the flavors are reminiscent to tropical fruit, like mangos or pineapples. I have seen people describe these Kenyan dry-process coffees as Tropical-Skittles-flavored coffee. The coffee has a heavy body, and its mouthfeel is creamier than coffees grown in South America.

Many people say naturally processed Kenyan coffees remind them of Tropical Skittles (thewholesalecandyshop.com).

Ugandan Coffee

Uganda is another major coffee-producing nation in Africa. Ugandan coffee is similar to Kenyan coffee, but there is not as much natural sugar. This means there is not quite as much sweetness. Their coffee production used to be much less than its neighboring countries, but over the last few years, coffee has become their top earning export (tradingeconomics.com). Initially, they were producing low-quality, high caffeine, cheap robusta coffee, but they have now entered the arabica game, leading to more attention from the specialty coffee industry.

A Ugandan coffee former puts the coffee cherries into a machine that removes the outside fruit (hrnstiftung.org).

Indonesian Coffee

The biggest coffee-producing country in Asia by far is Indonesia. If you’ve ever had an espresso beverage from Starbucks (a latte, cappuccino, flat white, caramel macchiato, etc.), you’ve had Indonesian coffee. Asian coffees like these are relatively earthy, meaning they kind of taste like what can best be described as dirt or grass. Plenty of people enjoy this as evidenced by Starbucks’ popularity. Even when roasted lightly, it has pretty high natural bitterness. Personally, I am not a fan of these types of coffees that typically come from Asia. I like fruitier and more acidic ones in general. That being said, when your coffee is roasted nearly into ashes like Starbucks, any type of bean will taste like the same thing: carbon.

Starbucks’ coffee primarily uses very dark roasted Indonesian coffee in their espresso blend (starbmag.com).

Panamanian Coffee

Panama is a major coffee producer in South America that produces coffee with intense fruity flavors and sometimes even a peppery spicy note. Panama is the producer of most gesha coffees that are found throughout the world, even though this variety is actually native to Ethiopia. Geshas are one of the most expensive varieties of coffee, but they are generally some of the highest quality coffees you can find. Geshas often have the scent and flavors of honey and jasmine tea.

Panama is the largest producer of the expensive Gesha variety of coffee (sprudge.com).

Brazilian Coffee

Brazil is the biggest coffee producer in the world by far. More than 7.8 billion pounds of green coffee beans were exported by Brazil in 2020 (elevencoffees.com). Because Brazil is one of the largest coffee-producing countries in the area, the characteristics of their coffee significantly vary by region and growing altitude. Generally, their coffees are not especially acidic, though the higher they are grown, the more acidic they are. Their coffee often has really nice chocolatey notes, and they are usually more of sweeter, lighter milk chocolate notes unlike the intense dark chocolate notes found in coffees from places like Indonesia.

A large Brazilian farm grows coffee (ictcoffee.com).

Hawaiian Coffee

Of the fifty United States, only Hawaii grows coffee. This is because it is the only true tropical state. Hawaiian coffee is very naturally sweet, with molasses or brown sugar notes. There are also a lot of fruity notes found, especially berry ones. Hawaii also produces the very high quality Kona coffee variety. Kona has very pleasant nutty notes, like toasted almond or hazelnut. This variety is grown on the Big Island of Hawaii on the slopes of volcanoes. These areas are of relatively low altitudes, and this means Kona has very little acidity compared to coffees in places like Africa.

The Kona variety of coffee thrives in the Hawaiian sun (https://www.lovebigisland.com/).

Overall, I think that comparing the origin characteristics of different coffee-producing countries is really fun. Personally, my favorite coffees are acidic coffees from places like Kenya and fruity coffees from places like Brazil. I encourage you to try two single origin coffees from two different continents and try to tell what is different or similar between them. It’s a really fun way to explore coffee from around the world and find your preferences and dislikes. 

Filed Under: Daily Life, Food Tagged With: Coffee Around the Globe, Indy Behr

The Best Coffee I’ve Ever Had

January 26, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

A Sonnet Ode by poet Levi Kassinove

Ere the morning fog vanished,

By the hand of the golden sun,

Which rises betwixt London clouds,

Amber divinity, I was fated to meet.

Awoken by wanderlust, at 10 a.m.,

I trekked through blighted streets,

Gazing with ardent curiosity,

At the aquaponic garden surrounded by glass. 

When my shackled palette, 

Consanguineous with fog,

Entered its welkin doors ensconced in light,

Mine eyes fell upon machinery old and new. 

T’was a Japanese iced o’ th’ Panama geisha stripe,

The amber sun unshackl’d my tongue. 

Photo Source: handground.com

For context: When I was in London, I had a Japanese-style iced coffee, made with Panama Geisha beans. Japanese-style iced coffee is when the barista pours the coffee directly over the ice as part of its mass, as opposed to the ice being added afterwards with no regard for the proportion between water and coffee. Geisha is a highly prized strain of coffee bean, and this particular variety was grown in Panama.

Filed Under: Food, Poetry, The World Tagged With: Levi Kassinove, The Best Coffee I've Ever Had

What’s the Level of Coffee Addiction at PVS?

January 26, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

By PVS student-blogger Louisa Richardson

The Blog Staff continues to plumb the depths of PVS’s relationship to coffee. Is it as simple as love-hate? Louisa sheds some light on our coffee-drinking habits, tastes, and associations.

Coffee is not something I have ever been allowed to have; however, apparently it is quite the controversial subject here at Palm Valley. Some people think that it is a great source of energy. Whereas others (Pip Watson) think of it as a “legalized drug.” Since I don’t drink coffee, I don’t have much opinion about it. The students and teachers at PVS do. Here’s what they had to say about America’s favorite morning drink.

Teacher Mr. Satterfield’s opinions on coffee: 

I think coffee, like most things, is healthy in moderation. There are people who have done great amounts of research on the subject who argue that coffee provides significant health benefits. There is also, I believe, a body of research (and common sense) that suggests too much coffee is unhealthy. Personally, I rarely drink coffee because I want the caffeine to work when I need it to, which is usually on a long drive. But most people I know well do drink it often, and only a few of them have what I would call a coffee problem.

Student Pip Watson’s one of two opinions on coffee:

While I cannot comment on the nutritional value of coffee, I do know it contains copious amounts of caffeine. Caffeine is an addictive, mind-altering drug which most people shrug off as something that provides energy.

Teacher Mr. Parsons comments on coffee:

Coffee is at the heart of many cultures, particularly in Europe, Africa, and the Americas, and it has been for centuries. Noteworthy individuals wrote poems and songs dedicated to the taste and effects of that little roasted bean. All around the world, coffee shops have sold this stimulating beverage to artists and their fans. These centers for creativity blossomed organically out of the thriving bean trade with South American and African nations. Famously Beethoven brewed his morning cup of Joe from exactly 60 beans, no more and no less. Many blame coffee for his often erratic and grumpy behavior. The downsides of coffee are not to be ignored. Drinking too much caffeine (the potent chemical that gives coffee its boost of energy) can make people irritable and can prevent a good night’s sleep. Folks can even become hooked on coffee; their entire mood depends on their next espresso. Let’s just hope it doesn’t arrive too latte (Dad joke intentional)!

Teacher Mr. Killeen’s thoughts:

On a scientific level, coffee has both benefits and issues when it comes to personal health. According to the Mayo Clinic, coffee may offer protection from Parkinson’s, type 2 diabetes, liver disease, liver cancer, heart attack and stroke.  However it can also lead to an increase in blood pressure which can also be problematic for people. Just like anything you consume, moderation and listening to the signs your body is sending you is important to maintaining good health.

Staff member Ms. Greer talks about coffee:

I think coffee, actually caffeine in general, is addictive but it is something I really enjoy. I love a cup of hot coffee in the morning or an iced coffee on a summer afternoon.

Student Olivia Puetz (or Olie) says:

I like coffee, but not black coffee because it tastes too bitter. I like sweet coffee like frappuccinos and lattes.

Student Brooklyn Hatrack believes:

I’ll be for real – coffee is disgusting. It’s so bitter and the taste never gets out of your mouth. It also doesn’t even energize you. Also, the breath of a coffee drinker is VERY distinct. It’s icky.

So, as you can see when asking the question “What are your opinions on coffee?” I found that a surprisingly large number of people do not think coffee is a good thing. This can only be proving my mother right.  Despite Starbucks’ success, I am definitely starting to think that coffee may not be so great after all.  

Filed Under: Culture, Daily Life, Food, Uncategorized Tagged With: Louisa Richardson, What's the Level of Coffee Addiction at PVS?

Sorry, “affogato” your name

January 24, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

The Blog Staff, united in its passion for that morning drink so many of us (especially Indy) can’t do without, celebrates coffee this week. Penny, however, voices a different opinion.

By Middle-Schooler Penny Andreas

(If you love coffee, prepare to be offended.)

From cold brew, to de-caf, to your extra tall carmel macchiato with 2 teaspoons of creamer with just a hint of sugar along with the smiley face on top, I dislike coffee. For the most part, I think coffee is gross and disgusting. 

First, what actually is coffee? If you think about it…It’s ground up beans that are served hot. Some people even add flavors like “pumpkin spice,” along with cream. I don’t know about you, but beans with creamy chemical flavoring are disgusting.  Also, What is the smell? To me it absolutely smells like burning rubber, or dry desert dirt. Both are gross. 

Photo Source: saki.us

Second, the taste is the most revolting, sickening, repulsive, icky, gut-churning, and monstrous thing I have ever tasted in my entire life. It tastes extremely bitter, even with (I promise) two cups of creamer. I swear every type tastes like the specific definition of dust and dirt. No matter how many types of coffee I have tried, I find almost no difference except the fact that some are spicy…which has been somewhat concerning to me. 

Third, there are actually hazardous things when it comes to drinking the beans! Consuming and drinking too much coffee can lead to nervousness, addiction, frequent urination, or not being able to control urinating. Is coffee worth the risk of peeing your pants in public? I didn’t think so. However, there are some health benefits that coffee can give you, but that’s only if you don’t put a quart of creamer and a cup of sugar in your coffee. It can help you prevent cancers, heart diseases, and depression (hsph.harvard.edu). But note, once addicted to coffee, your body has an extremely hard time working and functioning without caffeine’s help. This can make you constipated–or the complete opposite. This is often caused because the caffeine in coffee affects the muscles in the digestive system. 

So, as you can see, there are many things that happen to you internally when you drink the beans, from constipation, the loss of ability to control urination, and the gagging from the horrid taste. So…drink coffee or pee your pants in public? I wonder what you will choose….

Photo Source: gq.com

*Affogato is an Italian coffee-based dessert.

Filed Under: Food, Op-Ed Tagged With: "affogato" your name, Penny Andreas, Sorry

I Saved A Turtle

January 19, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Luke Sonderman

By the title you may think I’m one of those paper straws, anti-plastic, and save-the-turtles-shirt type of guy. You’re 100% wrong. I don’t do anything small. I go big. Instead of picking up trash on the beach and posting those little save-the-turtle squares on Instagram, I did the real thing and I saved an actual turtle. You may be wondering what I mean by “I saved a turtle.“

It all started at the Tamale Festival in November. I did my usual thing… eat tamales and drink horchata, but as I wandered the fair grounds I noticed a small easy-up with those little plastic aquariums. What I saw inside the aquariums was absolutely mind boggling. THEY WERE GIVING AWAY TURTLES TO CHILDREN WHO WON THE CARNIVAL GAME. I had to get one of the turtles and save him from the wrath of young children with little dirty fingers. 

It’s Demetry–Luke’s turtle.

My turtle’s name is Demetrious or Demetry. Whatever you prefer. He is a Red-Eared Slider who is around 2.5 inches long. Most people think that owning a turtle is a high maintenance job, but it is actually pretty easy.

Every day, I like to start my morning by getting up and turning on Demetry’s UV light. This is his source of sunlight and vitamin D. This usually wakes him up in the morning. One important thing you have to put in sub-aquatic turtle tanks is a basking platform. This can be any dry platform above the water with sunlight pointed at it. This is where they dry off and absorb sunlight. This is also where I feed my turtle Demetry. My basking platform is a floating styrofoam rock structure. 

When it comes to feeding my turtle, I used to like to put his turtle pellets on the basking platform. Demetry, smart little fellow, kept knocking the pellets in the water. The reason–turtles only eat underwater. I also learned turtles mostly poop while they’re eating. So as a shortcut to cleanliness, I feed Demetry in a plastic container full of water. When he’s done eating, I put him back in the untainted tank and clean the soiled container.

The one pain that comes with having a turtle is replacing the water and cleaning the tank. I replace half of the water in his tank every two weeks or sooner depending on how musty the tank looks. Once the rocks at the bottom of the tank collect enough sludge and grime, I empty the whole tank and clean off the rocks in the tank. It is important to keep the water clean, and there are chemicals I put in the water weekly that reduce the amount of sludge, grime, and murkiness in the water. I also clean off Demetry when I replace the water because his shell will get sludge from the water on it. 

I highly recommend getting a lil turtle like mine. He is very cute and isn’t susceptible to the ocean threat of plastic straws. A turtle is a very easy pet to own and very lovable. Demetry and I play a game of hide and seek. Since I’m bigger, he swims to the other side of the tank when I walk towards the aquarium. But, I sense I’m winning him over.

Filed Under: Animals, Aquatic Tagged With: I Saved A Turtle, Luke Sonderman

Why I Hate The Color Yellow

January 18, 2023 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

By Junior Levi Kassinove

Middle-School Blogger Penny proposed we write about the color yellow. The Blog Staff accepted her challenge and came up with some surprising associations. Levi’s reaction went more in the direction of . . . yellow journalism.

CONTENT WARNING: I will trash on your favorite color if your favorite color is yellow.

Before I get into all of my reasons for hating the color yellow, let me just back up my opinion with cold, hard science. According to apartmenttherapy.com, yellow is the favorite color of a wee 5% of the people. Perhaps this means that I’m preaching to the choir. I imagine, however, 95% of people who don’t love yellow don’t completely detest yellow like I do. So, here are my top three reasons for hating the color yellow.

  1. It’s the Symbol of Death and Decay

Head over to the cemetery and dig up your favorite grave. Open up the casket, and you’ll find a yellow corpse. Not a red corpse, not a green corpse, but a pale yellow corpse. When one has jaundice, one’s skin turns yellow. When one does not brush one’s teeth, one’s teeth turn yellow. When the yellow sun attacks people during the daytime, it can give them skin cancer, or worse, a farmer’s tan. Yellow is also the color of vomit. In general, yellow just radiates disease and rot. Some negative symbols with the color yellow include but are not limited to the radioactive symbol, wet floor signs, and general cautionary signs. 

(stiglersupply.com) 
  1. Yellow is a Negative Motif in Literature

In Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray, there is a yellow book that Lord Henry gives to Dorian, which, upon reading, throws Dorian down a spiral of self-hatred and guiltless crimes. In Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, the monster that Victor creates is described as having yellow skin and yellow eyes. In a short story by Charlotte Perkins Gilman, titled The Yellow Wallpaper, a woman suffering a temporary psychosis hallucinates a woman being trapped behind snaking bars as she stares at her room’s yellow wallpaper. Finally, in Fyodor Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment, yellow is the color of Raskolnikov’s apartment walls, representing his impoverished state. No, I am not just listing off books from my English class. 

(blogs.sjsu.edu) 
  1. It’s just straight up the worst color

When you see someone walking down the street, are they wearing yellow? 99% of the time, the answer is no. They are wearing jeans and a white t-shirt because they don’t want to look like they’re cosplaying as Morty Smith. Compare that to colors like blue and beige–the colors that look good in the world, and you’ll see that yellow has no place amongst these aesthetic giants. The sun is pretty, you say? Have you ever looked at it for more than three seconds? I didn’t think so. Yellow is a symbol of prosperity? It’s also what color your walls turn into when you smoke too often. I wouldn’t exactly call that a sign of prosperity. 

Morty from the show Rick and Morty (usatoday.com) 

From cancer-causing rays of sun to depictions of alcoholics in literature (Dostoevsky’s Marmeladov), yellow connotes the worst of the worst. It invokes a visceral reaction from me and many of my peers and teachers. Louisa said yellow makes her think of “thrown-up hot dogs.” Mr. Satterfield eloquently commented, “Yellow is the color of lukewarm indecision and treachery achieved by laziness.” Indy concluded that the color “reminds me of urine.”

Filed Under: Aesthetic, Op-Ed Tagged With: Levi Kassinove, Why I Hate The Color Yellow

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