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Astrological Signs and What They Mean

May 10, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

It’s Taurus season! Don’t know what that means? Based on your birthday, you can learn a lot about the personalities of you, your friends, and your family. Take a minute to read this detailed article by our Guest Astrology Blogger Jesse Denyer!

By Jesse the Amateur Astrologist

Hello, I’m Jesse, and nothing gets me more excited and energized than talking to people about their Zodiac signs and what they actually mean. Lately, I’ve noticed the majority of people at Palm Valley either don’t know their sign, or they know it but they don’t know what it means. Have no fear. I am here to grow Palm Valley’s understanding of their signs!

So what is the Zodiac?

The zodiac is a particular part of the sky that goes approximately 8 degrees north or south of the ecliptic. The path of the Sun, Moon, and other planets are visible within the belt of the zodiac. They move across the celestial sphere over the course of a year. The zodiac is divided into twelve signs with corresponding constellations. Depending on where the twelve signs were in the sky on the date, time, and place of your birth, your core personality was shaped by the sign’s placement. 

Now, before you begin to think that this is all bogus, let me explain an important factor in this that will be explained in detail in a later blog post. You may read the summary of your sign here and think, “I’m nothing like that” or “Only some parts of that are right.” You must remember that although your birthdate indicates your sun sign, the time and place of your birth affects your moon and rising signs. Those two other signs have a massive impact on your personality as well. For example, a Capricorn with a Leo moon might not be as aloof as a core Capricorn because Leos are extremely outgoing. For those of you who are left curious about your moon and rising signs following this blog post, don’t worry…. we have something special for you in the next astrology post. 

Without further adieu… Let’s get started. 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Hello, my fellow Aries! I have a special place in my heart for us. Not to be biased, but we are a very special sign for a lot of reasons. We are the first sign of the zodiac chart, meaning we are the start of a new zodiac cycle. We represent the beginning of new life and the spark of new beginnings. We are also one of three fire signs, associating us with fierce liveliness and an abundance of personality. We are the sign of the ram, meaning we are hard headed by nature; we are known to be very courageous though sometimes reckless. We are naturally fierce competitors and don’t like to go down without a fight. We can be honest sometimes to a fault and tend to have no filter. We can also be sensitive but do not like to show it. We are very generous and would do almost anything for someone else. We are very energetic, loud, and fun, and we enjoy being the life of the party. However, we do have an introverted side, and our social battery does run out after a while. Most of all we are extremely loyal to people, but if trust is lost, we Aries are quick to move on.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Taurus is the next sign of the cycle. They are one of the three Earth signs meaning that they feel a special connection with the serenity of the outdoors and have an overall relaxed attitude. As the sign of the bull, Taurus can be rather stubborn and do not like to take advice. They are extremely ambitious and do not shy away from a little hard work. They value honesty very highly and will turn on you quickly if deception is detected. They will never shy away from an argument, and nothing brings them joy like being right. Tauruses look for security and feel very comfortable in routine and will stop at nothing to maintain that sense of security. They are known to have very kind hearts and are very patient. They are also known to lack confidence at times and may not aim as high as they can for fear of failure. However, if they persist and keep their ambitions high, they can achieve anything they set their strong minds to.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

As an Air sign, Geminis are known to be very “go with the flow,”and are known to be very flexible people in general. They are the sign of the twin because they are not known to be the most emotionally stable of the signs. They can be very moody and change feelings and opinions on a dime. They are very intellectually inclined and find joy in learning new things. Due to their witty behavior, and usual sense of humor, Geminis can be very fun at social gatherings. They are hard to hold down and routine is something that doesn’t really matter to them. They are not known for making plans unless they are at the head of it. They are good multi-taskers which helps strengthen their intellectual abilities. Sometimes they can come across as very cold and aloof, but do not let that fool you as Geminis love very deeply. Sometimes they just forget to show it. Geminis are achievers and don’t stand for laziness, making them great workers in life.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

As a Water sign, Cancers are known for weaving really well between their emotional space and the real world making them an extremely philosophical sign. Cancers love the feeling of home and comfort. As the sign of the crab, they always like to know they have their shell to retreat back into for comfort. Cancers are very protective and will stop at nothing to protect those they love. They are known to be very outgoing but also have a shy side. They are extremely strong willed and can tend to have a “my way or the highway” attitude toward life. They feel emotions very deeply. Though they are good at separating their emotional status from their real life, they are a very emotional sign and can be extremely sensitive. They are very devoted to family and their relationships and will be extremely loyal to you. Cancers are very motivated to get what they want and can sometimes have tunnel vision. However, that motivation ultimately leads them to success. 

Leo (July 23-August 22)

As the second Fire sign in the cycle, much like Aries, Leos are known for their passionate nature. As the sign of the lion, Leos have a lot of pride (haha get it). But, in all seriousness, Leos love nothing more than being the center of attention, and they often achieve this with their fiery, enthusiastic, and courageous natures. However, sometimes, they come across as arrogant, as their self confidence is almost always at a 10. They are also natural born leaders, sometimes to a fault–that fault being giving leadership where it is not needed and stepping on other people’s more submissive toes. They are extremely creative as well and love showing off their talents. I promise, if a Leo walks in the room, you’ll know. 

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

As the second Earth sign in the cycle, much like Taurus, Virgos are known for their realistic approach to life and have a deep-rooted connection to the material world. Their zodiac sign is represented by the female, meaning they tend to be sensitive and fragile, but also picky and critical at the same time. Virgos are very loving deep down, but on the surface they can appear very cold, as they sometimes suppress emotion. They are very independent and usually successful because of their ability to go at it alone. Although they can appear cold, Virgos are always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in need. They are known for being perfectionists in their work and work meticulously to achieve their goals. They love to better themselves in any way possible and growth is something they find extremely appealing. 

Libra (September 23- October 22)

As an Air sign in the cycle, much like Geminis, Libras are very easy going and prosper in a life of harmony and balance. Their sign is represented by the scales, meaning they are extremely diplomatic and try to bring balance to their lives and serve as the balance for other people as well. Libras are extremely charming and make strong relationships. They enjoy the little things in life and are easily pleased. They are naturally kind, even tempered, and extremely empathetic. In their search for balance in their life, Libras can actually be very indecisive. They hate conflict and do not handle it well. Libras are the peacemakers.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

As a Water sign, much like Cancers, Scorpios are known for their strong emotions and intuitiveness. Scorpios are the sign of the scorpion, and they usually receive a bad rap. They are stereotyped as being vicious and conniving, with stingers just like actual scorpions. However, this is simply not the case. When you understand a Scorpio’s traits, it makes more sense. They feel emotions very intensely and react the same way. They appear friendly yet their emotions are volatile and unpredictable at times because of their deep passion. Therefore, they react in a volatile and unpredictable manner sometimes. They are also good at self defense. If they feel as though they are being cornered or in danger they will lash out appropriately. They can get carried away with their feelings. Intellectually, they have a lot to offer and just the way they get carried away with emotions, they can get carried away with academics and hobbies. I am quite fond of Scorpios because I understand the way they are wired. Kill the stereotype.  

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

As the third and final Fire sign, much like Aries and Leos, Sagittarians have a controlled flame to their personality and do everything with passion. Sagittarians are represented by the Centaur, a half man-half horse creature from ancient mythology. This is because Sagittarians are courageous, fierce, and always ready for an adventure. Sagittarians have a deep love for exploring the world they live in and love to adventure into things they are passionate about. They are known perfectionists and can be very self critical. They are known for their positive outgoing personality and enjoy attention. However, they do enjoy their alone time as well. Sagittarians hate to be wrong and will rarely back down from a fight or argument. They are known for being very self protective and independent. 

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

As the third and final Earth sign, much like Taurus and Virgo, Capricorns are very stable and grounded to the earth. Capricorns are represented by the Sea Goat, a half goat-half fish creature from ancient mythology, meaning that they flow easily between different types of people and are versatile to different situations. Capricorns are generally pretty serious and confident. They love structure and thrive under direction. They are extremely ambitious and complete anything they set their mind to. They are stubborn, and, even though they can come across very melancholy and quiet, they have an extremely sunny disposition. They are known to worry a lot and stress about things. They are very intelligent, and, especially under direction, Capricorns thrive in challenging situations. 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

As the third and final Air sign, much like Gemini and Libra, Aquarians are known for dealing with new information and ideas in a balanced and relaxed way. Aquarius is represented by the Water Bearer, meaning that Aquarians are able to take on other people’s emotions effortlessly and are not influenced by them. Aquarians are strong and dominant in life. They know what they want and aim to get it. Aquarians are very good at seeing both sides to every story and are fantastic mediators. However, on the other hand, they can also be fierce in arguments as nobody knows what they want more than an Aquarius. They are extremely good at forgiving and forgetting especially if they are wronged by someone. They tend to hide their emotions as they want to appear sturdy and unbothered. It would take a lot to make an Aquarius cry. They are extremely intelligent and love nothing more than showing off their knowledge, but not in an arrogant way, in a proud way. 

Pisces (February 19- March 20)

Pisces is our final stop of the zodiac cycle. As the third and final Water sign, much like Scorpio and Cancer, they float effortlessly between emotions and reality and do let the two interfere from time to time. Pisces are symbolized by two fish swimming away from one another, which exemplifies the separation between emotions and reality. As the last sign of the zodiac cycle, Pisces are thought to be the wisest sign of the zodiac as they are the oldest. They are very sensitive, compassionate, and understanding of others. However, they do not like to put their emotions on display and prefer to keep them under wraps, as they prefer to focus on their own personal journeys in peace and quiet. They avoid confrontation at all costs and prefer to let problems sort themselves out. They are very creative and artistic whether that be through their work or hobbies. They are generally very gentle natured and easy-going, making them friendly and easy to love. 

So, there you have it. Do you well represent your sign? No? Stay tuned. Jesse will explain how your moon and rising signs factor into your personality as well.

Sagittarian Editor: Sara Habibipour

Filed Under: Astrology Tagged With: Jesse Denyer

Reshuffling the Blog

May 7, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

In these last weeks of the year, your favorite bloggers of The Bird on Fire are keeping things fresh and switching some things up. Introducing…Section Editors! In these final weeks, you will be treated with posts from various topics ranging from Business to Nature, with every blog staff member heading their own section on one of their unique interests. Bloggers will also take turns acting as Editor- in-Chief. We’ll also be incorporating posts from guest writers, so feel free to submit your own, as we welcome new voices. —First Editor-in-Chief Elizabeth Shay

Meet the Section Editors:

Astrology:*Guest blogger Jessica Denyer

Business: Jake Sonderman

Food and Drink: Elizabeth Shay

Nature: Hannah Hall

Philosophy: Sara Habibipour

Politics: Evan Spry

Science: Erik Bearman


The World of Sports: Roman Rickwood
And . . . Special Correspondent to Shanghai: Quintus Ni

Filed Under: Sections

Rethinking Speed Limits

May 5, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Speed limits are frustrating obstacles us drivers have to face. Roman offers an alternative solution by promoting decriminalizing city speed limits.

By Roman Rickwood

Speeding is the number one traffic violation in the United States (blinetrafficschools.com).  For me, speed limits within the city are pretty much necessary because of the amount of cars on the road, as well as the numerous amounts of pedestrians, commuters, and cyclists. Thus, when I first began thinking about decriminalizing speed limits, I quickly ruled out decriminalizing city speed limits. Speed limits in and around city streets make sense to me. As someone who has been a licensed driver since December, I am just now learning how to judge when the light will change. So, speed limits should be based on how long it would take someone to safely decelerate and come to a complete stop. In my opinion, when speed limits are being set it is based on a few things. These include 1) the condition the street is in, 2) the number of stoplights, 3) foot traffic, of course, 4) congestion. I inevitably came to the conclusion that speed limits on roads with street lights and pedestrians are necessary. With all that being said, let’s talk about highways. 

Germans at loggerheads over autobahn speed limits | News | DW | 27.01.2019
Germany’s autobahn

Most highways in California have speed limits from 60 mph to sometimes 75 mph.  I will be blunt when I say that these limits are far too slow. Most major highways within California have four lanes. It is generally known amongst drivers that the furthest left lane is known as the fast lane, and the three right lanes are generally going to be for slower traffic. When you go down the highway you see almost all the semis in the first two right lanes. This is because the majority of semis are governed at 60-65 mph, so, for example, on the I-10 the only vehicles you see in the first two right lanes are either semis, or people that are hauling trailers. This system works well because it allows these massive machines to be more safe and they have less worry about being cut off and having to brake rapidly. However, if we go two lanes over, we see a completely different story. We see people going with “the flow of traffic.” To see a different model of traffic flow, I looked at the autobahn between Berlin and Hamburg in Germany. This is famously known as the “Highway with no speed limit.” There have even been records of 300 kph hit on the autobahn. As it is explained, it seems that there are certain lanes with speed limits that are done for the protection of 18 wheelers and regular commuters who don’t have cars capable of hitting these incredible speeds. The autobahn has a 26% lower chance of having a deadly accident than other roads and highways with speed limits, a 2017 study shows (motorbiscuit.com). Knowing all this, I think we can all come to the conclusion that while decriminalizing speed limits sounds radical and dangerous, once you look deeper into it it makes more sense. 

If I still don’t have you convinced that an unregulated lane on major highways is a good idea, then this argument might.

Even with speed limits in place, people will still speed and drive recklessly, so you could think of this lane as a place where reckless and fast drivers can perform these actions without putting the lives of everyday commuters at risk. While there are a million gray areas, the main idea is this. There can be one or two lanes where people can drive as fast as they want without having fear of being pulled over. Here, people may take risks. Those adverse to risk can drive in the other lanes. I justify all of this with the argument of personal freedom and free will. After all, this is America. 

Decriminalize/Criminalize Editor: Evan Spry

Sources:

Is the Autobahn Safer Than U.S. Highways?

https://www.idrivesafely.com/defensive-driving/trending/it-time-american-autobahn

https://www.blinetrafficschools.com/top-10-moving-traffic-violations-and-how-to-avoid-them/#:~:text=1.,where%20they%20may%20change%20frequently.

Filed Under: Laws Tagged With: Rethinking Speed Limits, Roman Rickwood

Bail, Felons, and Voting–What about it?

May 5, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

One of, if not the most, controversial government systems in America is our justice system. Hannah describes three parts of the justice system she feels need changing. 

By Hannah Hall

The American justice system is arguably good and bad. The good includes putting people away who are worthy of being put away due to their heinous actions. But, there are also some parts of our system that should be changed–some more obvious than others. In my opinion, there are three aspects of the justice system that I find unfair, and that I believe should be fixed. 

#1 The Bail System

“Justice for all” is a huge part of America’s character. But how can we tag the word “all” to the end of the phrase if we have a bail system that creates inequity? It’s basically saying that if you are rich enough, you don’t have to completely face the consequences of your crime–one being detention. Let’s just say two people commit the same crime, maybe assault. In California, the bail would run between $10k and $1mil (allprobailbond.com). That is a heck ton of money if you ask me!!! A rich person, on the other hand, may look at that and say no biggie. Somebody could post bail and bust their buddy out. This is happening all while the other person who has no money and no rich connections completely loses freedom, career, income, and time home with family, and most importantly they sit in jail for who knows how long. All while the rich person gets to sit at home awaiting their trial. “Money bail is a price tag on freedom that only serves as a wealth-based discrimination,” says nonprofit Equal Justice Under Law (equaljusticeunderlaw.org). California voters in the last election battled over abolishing bail. The bail-bond industry survived this proposition.

Hannah’s Opinion: Abolish Money Bail.

#2 Felon Voting

In many states, felons lose their right to vote once they are released. But other states have certain processes to go through in order to restore a convicted felon’s right to vote. Some processes include a pardon from their respective governor, waiting until their probation is complete, or paying fees. In only Vermont, Maine, and the District of Columbia, felons never lose their right to vote, even while incarcerated, and in 19 other states felons receive automatic voting restoration upon release (ncsl.org). I disagree with Vermont, Maine, and D.C.’s position on letting the incarcerated vote. I think that right comes at the cost of being convicted for a crime. You do it, you lose it…(sorry to the innocent people in jail!) However, I can fully say that I think a felon’s voting rights should be automatically restored upon release from imprisonment. All they should have to do is re-register to vote, then, boom, it’s done…rights restored.

Hannah’s Opinion: Restore Felons’ Voting Rights.

#3 Private Prisons

Luckily this one is on its way out. On January 25, 2021, our President Joe Biden signed an executive order to stop contract renewal between private prisons and the Department of Justice (newsweek.com). Starting off, there is no reason a prison should be run for profit. Simply, it is unethical to take advantage of an incarcerated population with few rights. Secondly, private prisons are criticized for being under-regulated (ojp.gov). This lack of oversight invites assault, poor food supply, and insufficient medical care. All people deserve basic human decency. 

Hannah’s Opinion: Abolish Private Prisons.

If you have any incarceration-related opinions, please drop them in the comments. Do you agree? Do you disagree? Let us know what you think should be criminalized or decriminalized within the justice system.

Decriminalize/Criminalize Editor: Evan Spry

Sources:

https://www.allprobailbond.com/blog/types-of-crime/common-california-crimes-bail-amounts/#:~:text=Assault%20Charges&text=Bail%20amounts%20for%20assault%20range,a%20%2450%2C000%20to%20%24100%2C000%20bail.

Click to access 181249.pdf

https://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights.aspx

https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-moves-end-federal-use-private-prisons-after-pledging-reduce-mass-incarceration-1564700

Filed Under: Laws Tagged With: and Voting--What about it?, Hannah Hall

Let the Gays Get Married!

May 3, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

The LGBTQ+ community has been an integral part in our society since society began. Unfortunately, community members have also been marginalized through harsh and restrictive laws. Erik explains how important same-sex marriage legalization is on a global scale.

By Erik Bearman

Same-sex marriage, or any form of queer-marriage, has been scrutinized for centuries. Queer-marriage may be legal in the U.S., but it’s not in some other countries. It’s high time that queer-marriage be decriminalized everywhere on Earth. 

History of Queer People in Different Cultures

It may surprise you to know that homophobia is a recent development in human history. Many ancient cultures were totally accepting of queer people. For example, “the Toltec civilization condoned homosexuality” and even had two gods that embodied male and female homosexuality (Chronology of Mexican gay history). In Ancient Greece, the Sacred Band of Thebes was an elite military division of 150 pairs of male lovers. The Band was crucial in overthrowing Spartan rule in Thebes during the Battle of Leuctra (www.britannica.com). 

As you can see, queer people have long existed and have had a strong influence on society. So, why are they so marginalized today?

Why Queer-Marriage Was Hated

According to Professor of Sociology at the University of Winchester Eric Anderson, “Intolerance toward homosexual behaviour grew particularly in the Middle Ages, especially among the adherents of Christianity and Islam” (www.britanica.com). You’ve probably heard of Leviticus 18:22. The infamous line reads, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination” (King James Bible). Many religious people who oppose the queer community often cite this line as evidence that being gay is sinful. However, several scholars argue that this line is a mistranslation and that Leviticus was actually condemning sexual abuse. The words for “boy” and “man” were similar. The translation should read, according to argument, as an edict against pedophilia. 

As colonialism spread in more recent centuries, so did the homophobic views of leading religions. Many countries who once accepted queer people began to reject the community and even persecute them.

Decriminalizing Queer-Marriage

I want the record to state that I don’t want to decriminalize queer-marriage across the world because I am the son of two lesbians. I want to decriminalize queer-marriage because it’s the right thing to do and there is no science to support queer-marriage criminalization. As long as it’s consensual, and all parties are 18 or older, there should be no problem with people marrying whomever they want. Children are not hurt by the union. According to a study that tracked children born in the Netherlands after 1994, “children from same-sex couples outperform children from different-sex couples on standardized test scores at the end of primary education by 0.18 standard deviations” (washingtonpost.com).

Decriminalizing queer-marriage isn’t only a right thing to do, it’s the smart thing to do!

Decriminalize/Criminalize Laws Editor: Evan Spry

Sources:

  • https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/overview.html 
  • https://www.britannica.com/topic/homophobia 
  • https://www.britannica.com/event/Battle-of-Leuctra
  • https://web.archive.org/web/20040510144816/http://www.geocities.com/gueroperro/Chron-Mex.htm 
  • https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/02/06/children-raised-by-same-sex-couples-do-better-school-new-study-finds/ 

Filed Under: Laws Tagged With: Erik Bearman, Let the Gays Get Married!

Child Marriage in the U.S.

April 30, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

There are many laws in our country that are rooted in manipulation and exploitation, but not many that have survived completely untouched to this day. Jake highlights the prevalence of child marriage and how to stop it. Jake calls for repealing the laws that allow adults to marry the underage.

By Jake Sonderman

18 U.S.C. Section 2243(a) states: “Whoever… knowingly engages in a sexual act with another person who—

  1. has attained the age of 12 years but has not attained the age of 16 years; and
  2. is at least four years younger than the person so engaging;

or attempts to do so, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 15 years, or both.”

This is also known as statutory rape, meaning that any sexual acts with a minor are illegal, consensual or not. But, there are exceptions. The first is if the defendant can establish, with a preponderance of evidence, that they did not know the other person’s age. The other is:

“(2) In a prosecution under this section, it is a defense, which the defendant must establish by a preponderance of the evidence, that the persons engaging in the sexual act were at that time married to each other” (18 U.S.C. Section 2243(c)). This is called child marriage, and it is horrifying. 

You might be thinking, does child marriage actually happen in the U.S.? Danna Pollard, founder of the Survivor’s Corner, asserts that underage marriage not only exists in the U.S. but is much more prevalent than people think. Pollard herself was married at 16, to a man twice her age. She was groomed for two years, and her mother signed the papers allowing her to enter into the marriage. She was consistently abused in the marriage but had no legal recourse as a married minor in Kentucky. Not even the neighbors constantly calling police on the husband was enough. Eventually, as an adult, Pollard filed for divorce (cbsnews.com). Pollard also attests that child marriage is perpetuated through families, as most child marriages require parental consent, and that it is likely a rural phenomenon linked to poverty. 

Between 2000 and 2015, at least 207,459 minors were married in the United States. 87% percent of the minors married were girls. Of these minors, six were 12 years old, 51 were 13, and 985 were 14 years of age. 86% of these minors married adults. 15% of the adults who married these minors were above the age of twenty four. 460 of these adults were over forty. The largest age difference in these marriages was a 74-year-old man marrying a 14-year-old girl in Alabama (PBS). Nicholas Syrett, author of American Child Bride: A History of Minors and Marriage in the United States, argues that indeed child marriage is a “rural phenomenon and it is a phenomenon of poverty” (PBS). 

There is currently a perfectly legal way to commit sexual assault. Minors can be married off by parents with no say in the matter. This law reeks of a time of racism, sexism, and bigotry. There is no argument for child marriage. There is no argument for keeping this law. It is time for action. Repeal 18 U.S.C. Section 2243(c), and outlaw child marriage. 

*Pollard’s non-profit and plan of action can be found at  https://survivorscorner.org/stop-child-marriage 

Decriminalize/Criminalize Editor: Evan Spry

Sources:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2243

http://apps.frontline.org/child-marriage-by-the-numbers/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/child-marriage-united-states-donna-pollard/#:~:text=Biden%20Administration-,Child%20marriage%20is%20%22extremely%20prevalent%22%20in%20U.S.%3A%20%22,The%20cycle%20perpetuates%20across%20generations%22&text=In%20the%20United%20States%2C%20more,to%20data%20analyzed%20by%20Frontline.

Filed Under: Laws Tagged With: Child Marriage in the U.S., Jake Sonderman

Star-Spangled Sin

April 30, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

When Elizabeth was asked about any laws she wanted made or replaced, she quickly responded as the protector of unsuspecting ears–specifically, those ears listening to national anthem renditions.

By Elizabeth Shay

“The one good thing about national anthems is that we’re already on our feet, and therefore ready to run”–Ocean Vuong  

Roseanne Barr. Dierks Bentley. Fergie. What do these people all have in common? Each of these performers has gone viral for their respective renditions of our national anthem, “The Star Spangled Banner.” The spread of the videos is not attributed to the impressive ability of the singers, rather, the not-so pleasant (to downright awful) arrangements of the centuries-old song. Such performances assault the ears of listeners, inspiring laughter and cringes alike. And these flops are all too common. 

To be fair, the “Star Spangled Banner” is an extremely difficult song to sing, even for the most well-trained singers. Michael Dean, chair of the Department of Music and director of vocal studies at UCLA, has worked with vocalists of all skill levels and genres on the song. The difficulty lies in the song’s expansive vocal range, as well as the need for the ability to sing a vowel on the highest note of the piece — on “free” — which physically strains the throat. “[The song] goes from the lowest extreme of the voice to the highest extreme of the voice,” Dean said. “The thing people forget to do is start the piece low enough so that high notes are not too high for them at the end.” Another often problematic factor is that the song is typically performed a cappella, which causes singers to start in the wrong key due to the lack of accompaniment (ABC News). 

So what can be done to protect the innocent public from being subjected to horrendous abuse of our anthem? Well, we can look to Massachusetts for a solution. According to state law, if a person “plays, sings or renders the ‘Star Spangled Banner’” in any public place, theatre, motion picture hall, restaurant, or cafe, or at any public entertainment, other than as a whole and separate composition or number, without embellishment or addition in the way of national or other melodies,” they can face a fine (USA Today). As the law stands, the fine cannot exceed $100; however, making this a federal law with one year of jail time or a $100,000 fine will ensure that nobody butchers the national anthem ever again. The passage of this law guarantees that this heinous crime will not go unpunished.

Decriminalize/Criminalize Editor: Evan Spry

Sources:

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/celebrities-flubbed-national-anthem-star-spangled-banner-hard/story?id=16756113

https://www.usatoday.com/list/news/nation-now/weirdest-laws-every-state/53ad0541-3518-4432-adc4-0fec193d389e/?block=massachusetts

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Really Dumb Laws in California that Don’t Need to Exist

April 30, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

For our last Editor’s Theme Pick, Evan assigned the staff, “Laws That Should be Decriminalized OR Legal Actions That Should Be Made Criminal.” After all, the world that we live in is defined by the laws that we follow. Sara found some crazy California laws that should not exist and are downright confusing.

By Sara Habibipour

Have you ever heard of really absurd laws that are just so random they make you say, “Why?” I know I do all the time. I’m sure there’s oodles more, but here’s some of the weirdest, dumbest laws in the state of California that I’ve come across.

  • In Carmel, California, it’s illegal to stand on the sidewalk and eat ice cream. 
  • Also, in Carmel, women are required to have a permit to wear heels more than two inches in height. This law was authored to defend the city from lawsuits over accidents happening on the irregular pavement, although local police don’t cite any violations.
  • In Los Angeles, it is illegal to wash your neighbor’s car without their permission. 
CSF, better not be washing your neighbor’s car (without permission, in LA).–Photo Credit: Mr. Griffin
  • In San Francisco and Long Beach, it is illegal to store anything other than automobiles in a garage. This law is very frequently broken!
  • Between 4 p.m. and 6 p.m., it is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs.
  • In San Francisco, any person classified as “ugly” may not legally walk down any street.
  • A frog that dies during a frog-jumping contest cannot be eaten and must be “destroyed” as soon as possible. 
  • It is illegal for women to drive a vehicle in a robe.
  • In Walnut, it is illegal to put a rock in your driveway.
  • In Arcadia, peacocks have the right of way in an intersection. Not pedestrians . . . peacocks. 
  • In Eureka, it is illegal for men with mustaches to kiss a woman.
  • In Long Beach, it’s illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
  • In Blythe, it is illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you own two or more cows. 
  • It is illegal for any Californian to ride their bicycle through a swimming pool. 
  • In Oakland, it is illegal to rob a bird’s nest from a cemetery.
  • If you’re going to rob a bank in California, don’t think about even using a water gun. It’s prohibited. 
  • In Chico, bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. 
  • In Dana Point, it’s illegal to poop with your bathroom window open. 
  • In Fresno, you legally can’t annoy a lizard in the park.
  • In Indian Wells, foretelling the future for donations is illegal.
  • In San Diego, it’s illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

Luckily, if you break these laws it’s not necessarily an arrestable offense. But, why bother having such minor laws? What purpose do they serve in society? Do they really help maintain civil order? If you can answer that, let us know in the comments. 

Decriminalize/Criminalize Editor: Evan Spry

Filed Under: Laws Tagged With: Really Dumb Laws in California that Don’t Need to Exist, Sara Habibipour

The North American Pegasus (in the style of Dr. Seuss)

April 28, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Taking inspiration from the late Dr. Seuss, Blogger Hannah has imagined what a classic Greek monster would look like if it adapted to her local North American environment.–Build-Your-Own-Monster Editor Erik Bearman

Pictured: Inspiration-Greek Pegasus

By Hannah Hall

Creating my own monster kind of came easily to me. I honestly just looked at Ms. Zachik’s world map, spotted Canada, and made a generalization about what mythical creature could live there. I came up with the “North American Pegasus,” which in short is a moose with wings. Here is the story of her life in the land not-so-far away:

Kiku was a moose with wings,

living in lands of kings and queens.

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Her wings were made of shining gold,

with antlers gleaming in every fold.

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She rescued small animals during the day

and was considered brave in every way.

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Deep in the forest she ate juicy fruit,

with her favorite snack being sun-baked root. 

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She was friendly, loving, and good at heart,

big, strong, and very smart.

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She flew to the palace every night…

dreaming of becoming a powerful knight.

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But wait, the prince, kidnapped by beast!

The king sought heroes from west to east.

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Kiku rescued the prince and proved her might.

She finally became the bravest knight.

Pictured: map of where North American Pegasus live

Build-Your-Own-Monster Editor: Erik Bearman

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Be scared of what you can’t see

April 28, 2021 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

We’re building our own monsters in Blog class. Roman Rickwood’s choice creation is an invisible monster who wreaks havoc . . . even on the freeways.

By Roman Rickwood

When I first received the assignment “build your own monster,” I was confused. At first I only thought about physical traits, like being big and scary–you know like a traditional monster. I thought about the task more, and I realized that big and scary monsters are a little dated, and some would even say less scary. Personally, I am not scared of things that I can see; however, it is the things that are invisible that are most scary. 

You can think of my monster as a shapeshifter that was produced to cause panic. My monster is a transformer and a professional tormentor all in one. My monster finds what your fears are and takes advantage. If you fear spiders, he’s the spider under your bed. If you’re afraid of the future, he’s the doubts in your head. If you dread embarrassment, he’ll place you in the most mortifying situations. If you don’t have any fears, he will create them. He has a mind of his own. He causes panic when there is no need to panic. He leaves entire communities grieving. 

He was responsible for the world’s largest and longest-lasting highway pileup. It was an icy day on a busy interstate highway; he had clearly woken up on the wrong side of the bed. He decided to use his shapeshifting ability to morph into a giant invisible and impenetrable road block. He positioned himself at a very very slow part in the day, a time where there was very little traffic. The first vehicle that hit his transparent roadblock was a semi truck, no match for the force of the indestructible monster. For the next two hours, cars, trucks, motorcycles piled up. At this point, the monster had enough; he was bored and had done the deed. He had accomplished his goal of horrifying and dismantling. When all the dust settled, literally, he slouched on to the next haunting. But, he found little that would satisfy his hunger. He looked to feel something different, but found nothing titillating. The problems he was inflicting on others, he conjectured, were problems he had in himself.

So, he ran away to the mountains of Uzbekistan and morphed into a rock. There you will find him.

At least 6 dead in 133-car pileup in Fort Worth after freezing rain coats  roads

Build-Your-Own-Monster Editor: Erik Bearman

Filed Under: Monsters Tagged With: Be scared of what you can’t see

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