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eSports: “It’s not just a phase, Mom!”

January 7, 2016 by szachik@pvs.org 2 Comments

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Our popular blog writer Jim Wang is also a royal fan of eSports. He disagrees with many people’s idea that eSports are not real sports and explains his reasons in the following blog post.

–Editor Amber

–by Jim Wang

eSports means competitive tournaments of video games, especially games among professional gamers. But are these eSports real sports? Most people may say no because they think that there are not any physical aspects like those found in football or basketball in video games. However, in my opinion, I totally agree with people that categorize eSports as real sports. Here are my reasons.

Firstly, eSport competitions are similar with those of traditional sports. Like conventional sports, eSports consist of many different games such as Starcraft, DotA, IMG_0930-2Counter-Strike, etc. So, let’s take, for example, League of Legends, a popular multi-player game. People who are really good at League of Legends must have inhuman reaction speed, excellent team awareness, and great minds–just like in any other sport. Moreover, these players have to practice for more than ten hours a day in order to improve their personal and team-working skills. You may think that playing ten hours of a video game is easy, but if you try to play just one competitive hour of any eSport game you will know that it’s not easy at all.

Secondly, eSports are generating enormous business all over the world. According to newzoo.org, which conducts market research for the computer games industry, in 2014 there were 205 million viewers of online games. The 2013 League of Legends IMG_0931world championship attracted 32 million online viewers, which was more than double the amount of the online viewership of the Baseball World Series and seven times the amount of the NBA finals online. The 2015 Counter-Strike Grand Final drew 36.95 million viewers online–a 295% jump in viewership from last year. The 2014 League of Legends world championship attracted 40,000 fans at Seoul Sangam Stadium, which hosted a football World Cup semi-final in 2002. And, in July 2014, 11,000 fans watched an eSports event in a Seattle basketball arena. It offered the highest eSports prize pool so far–$10.9 million, which is higher than the prize for golf’s USPGA Championship, and this event was streamed by US broadcasting giant ESPN.

Finally, the reason eSports is a true sport is that the top players earn an estimated 1 million dollars a year by winning the world championship or through sponsorship and subscriptions to live broadcasts like that on Twitch.tv. People don’t have to worry about their livelihood if they are masters at video games.

Now, more and more people are realizing the potential of eSports, and I hope that one day eSports can be accepted as real sport.

Filed Under: Culture, Sports Tagged With: Counter-Strike, DotA, eSports, League of Legends, Olympic Sport, Starcraft

Kobe’s Final Chapter

January 6, 2016 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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–by Gaven Li, longtime devoted Lakers fan

On November 29th, 2015, Kobe Bryant, the All-Star shooting guard from the
Los Angeles Lakers, made an announcement that after playing 20 years
in the National Basketball Association, he would retire after the end
of this season. Posting this poem “Dear Basketball” on the website “The
Players’ Tribune,” the 37-year-old “Black Mamba” shared his story and
love to basketball.

 

Dear Basketball,

From the moment
I started rolling my dad’s tube socks
And shooting imaginary
Game-winning shots
In the Great Western Forum
I knew one thing was real:

I fell in love with you.

A love so deep I gave you my all —
From my mind & body
To my spirit & soul.

As a six-year-old boy
Deeply in love with you
I never saw the end of the tunnel.
I only saw myself
Running out of one.

And so I ran.
I ran up and down every court
After every loose ball for you.
You asked for my hustle
I gave you my heart
Because it came with so much more.

I played through the sweat and hurt
Not because challenge called me
But because YOU called me.
I did everything for YOU
Because that’s what you do
When someone makes you feel as
Alive as you’ve made me feel.

You gave a six-year-old boy his Laker dream
And I’ll always love you for it.
But I can’t love you obsessively for much longer.
This season is all I have left to give.
My heart can take the pounding
My mind can handle the grind
But my body knows it’s time to say goodbye.

And that’s OK.
I’m ready to let you go.
I want you to know now
So we both can savor every moment we have left together.
The good and the bad.
We have given each other
All that we have.

And we both know, no matter what I do next
I’ll always be that kid
With the rolled up socks
Garbage can in the corner
:05 seconds on the clock
Ball in my hands.
5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1

Love you always,
Kobe

Kobe Bryant is definitely one of the greatest basketball players in
NBA history. After being drafted by the Charlotte Hornets in 1996,
Kobe spent his whole career with the Los Angeles Lakers and won five
NBA championships (in 2000, 2001, 2002, 2009, 2010), one Most Valuable
Player (2008), two times NBA Final MVP (2009, 2010), and four times
All-Star MVP (2002, 2007, 2009, 2011)–all while wearing his purple and gold jersey.
His retirement announcement made millions of his fans sad, including me.

So, what influence does this announcement bring to the NBA?
Ticket prices have gone up!! On Saturday, which was November 28th, I WAS going to
buy tickets for the Lakers’ last game of this season with my friend.
However, we decided not to buy them then because they cost about 600
dollars each, and we needed to talk to our parents about that. The next
day, after Kobe’s announcement, we made up our minds to buy the
tickets. When we went on to the website, we saw this:
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HOLY COW. What’s going on? The prices were increasing crazily; you could
even see the numbers going up if you kept refreshing the website! We
found the tickets we looked at the night before, and they
were——-NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH!!!
Me and my friend were like:
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At the end, we still bought two tickets for 600 bucks each, but they
were much much further back. This story tells us: Buy your ticket
early!
Anyway, Kobe Bryant’s retirement is no doubt a huge loss to
Basketball. We hope, well, at least I hope, that Kobe can enjoy the
rest of his final season.

 

 

Filed Under: Sports, Uncategorized Tagged With: Dear Basketball, Kobe, Lakers, retirement

The World According to Henry: My Turn

December 17, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

Senior Blog Writer, Henry Huang, weighs in on the subject “How Americans should Respond to Syrian Refugees.”

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First, I’d like to apologize for this article. I made myself a promise that I would not put anything political in my column. People perceive me too much as a “political geek.” I wanted to expand my horizons. My life is not just about politics; it’s about everything. However, I reached a point where I felt the obligation to write this piece.

The topic is, Daesh, otherwise known as, ISIS. More specifically, I want to talk about the refugee issue created by Daesh.

Daesh has created so much chaos in our society. It has destroyed so many things that we treasure in our lives–freedom, liberty, the simple happiness of life. They attempted to diminish the innocent Parisian victims, calling them “apostates engaged in prostitution and vice.”

Now, after such barbaric behavior, there is an outcry, getting stronger and stronger, saying that accepting refugees from Syria and Iraq should come to an end. Some people think that it is too dangerous to host those people from embattled, radicalized regions. What is even worse is Muslin communities around the world fearing attack and recrimination and feeling generally unsafe. On Dec 7, Donald Trump directly stated that all Muslins should be barred from the “Land of the free and home of the brave.”

I couldn’t witness this rhetoric any longer.

My attitude is simple; the United States should welcome all refugees from Syria and Iraq. Like Matthew 26:33 said, “Though all men shall be offended because of thee, yet will I never be offended.” We should always open our warm hugs to them. These are my reasons.

First, accepting Muslims is an attitude of resisting Daesh. It tells the world that we, as human beings, will never surrender to Daesh. The Western society with the Renaissance walked out of darkness and let the spirit of humanitarian democracy flourish. It was a long process, and it took us more than four centuries to achieve what we have today. Now, Daesh wants to destroy our principles. Daesh creates fear, sadness, and anger. Daesh wishes to distort our conscience and our courage. However, only those precious things in our lives, such as love, friendship, and strength, could ignite the torch of our souls and resist Daesh. Simply refusing to accept the refugees is indeed surrendering to Daesh and its cruelty and violence.

Also, if we make one exception to keep Muslims outside of the U.S., it will eventually take away our precious freedom! Later on, the regulation towards immigration might spread to Latin America, Africa, Asia, etc. The poem from Martin Niemoller states,

Then they came for me,
and by that time,
there was no one left to speak up.

We need to speak up. Finally, I would like to point out that it is an absolute violation of the Constitution of America for a state to announce the decision to not host Muslim refugees in that state. I personally recommend the United States government learn from Hong Kong of the 1970s. Hong Kong hosted more than two hundred thousand Vietnam refugees during the chaos of Vietnam unification. Hong Kong only had 5 million people at that time. Even though it was a highly expensive thing to do, Hong Kong still did it. What’s more, hosting the Vietnam refugees didn’t create a huge conflict within Hong Kong society. Hong Kong managed a rigorous vetting process in the identification of refugees and their reason for departing Vietnam. Hong Kong set up refugee centers with food and shelter until the refugees could be integrated into Hong Kong or other Western countries.

Europe and America could definitely learn from Hong Kong.

Americans stood up against fascists in World War II. People didn’t kneel before fascists. Now, when the new evil, Daesh, challenges our values, challenges our beliefs and tolerance, challenges our democracy, is when we, as people, should open our arms toward the Syrian refugees. It is not the duty of Americans only, but an obligation of all mankind. It is time for us to share our brotherhood and internationalism toward these suffering people. Like Emma Lazarus said,

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

–Editor Amber Zheng

Filed Under: Uncategorized

Travels with Friends: In Search of the Aquarium of the Pacific

December 17, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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–by Zhenzhou Hu and Jim Wang

 

During this year’s Thanksgiving break, Palm Valley international students Hugh Hu, Allen Zhao, Ben Ju, and Jim Wang visited Long Beach’s Aquarium of Pacific. All of them strongly suggest their peers put this aquarium on their field trip lists. The following depicts the adventure from the perspective of Hugh.

–Edited by Amber Zheng

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Ben amazingly looked at this scary Moray Eel and said, “This fish is beautiful!” The rest of us failed to see the beauty.

Ben really loves fish. He wants to major in Sea Creatures (or Ocean Biology) in college. So, on our time off, we took an Uber from Arcadia to the Aquarium of the Pacific, and we had a great time. Ben was excited over every tank. He must have said “Wow” more than 25 times when looking at the various jelly fish and sea horses and star fish. We visited the aquarium on Thursday, which is Thanksgiving Day, and it was not as crowded as we expected. The ticket price was also not as high as we expected—only $29.

There were awesome educational exhibitions and facilities. At the beginning, we went to see a short movie about the Pacific Ocean. The movie showed us how human beings affect the biosphere of ocean and told us how to protect the biosphere by reusing and recycling. The aquarium also had a little 3D theatre that sells tickets for $4 each, but we didn’t walk in because we were not interested in 3D theatre.

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The Aquarium Officer gently teaches Jim and Ben NOT to touch the shellfish with five fingers and definitely NOT to flip them over.

The aquarium was kind of small, but there were plenty of things to see for everyone, and there were several touch tanks and good viewing angles for people to really appreciate the aquatic wildlife. The aquarium officer allowed us to touch the aquatic wildlife with two fingers, but Jim was so amazed and excited that he flipped the the shell. The officer told him not to do so because it’s okay to do it several times, but if everyone out of the couple thousand visitors does the same thing the shells will be affected. The officer forgave Jim, but the rest of us blamed him.

My favourite part of the aquarium was the penguin exhibit! I thought that there was no way I could see penguins in a place like California. We didn’t expect to see cold-loving penguins in a climate as warm as California’s. The penguins were sliding and waddling and posing for photos (with us).

The most shocking thing to me was seeing the exhibits cleaned. Divers use a vacuum to suck up leaves and dirt. We saw a diver step on a starfish while cleaning the tank. We worried about the starfish, and other people around us did as well: “What is this man doing? Does he realize what he is doing?” said the aquarium visitors.

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–Photo credit: Jim Wang

Overall, the Aquarium of the Pacific is a fun place to be if you don’t have any idea about what plans to make and you’re in the area! We easily spent two hours there! I highly recommend students in biology class going to the Aquarium Of the Pacific for an annual trip.

 

 

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We don’t know what fish this is, but IT IS a BIG fish.

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“The crabs must taste delicious.”–Amber Zheng

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If you look closely at the bottom right of the picture, you can see the diver in the tank nearly kneeling on a starfish!!!! –Photo in Action by Zhenzhou Hu

 

Filed Under: Art-Field Field Trips, The World, Travel Tagged With: "Don't touch that!", Allen, aquarium, Ben, Biology, fish, Hugh, Jim, sea creatures, starfish

The Art of Talking

December 17, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

As you prepare to sit around the holiday table with relatives and close friends, Ashley Zhou, specialist in relationships, has some conversational advice for you . . . .

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–by Ashley Zhou

 

“We always take good care of our appearance, our clothing, and makeup. We look into the mirror several times a day, but we don’t listen to our own voices when we are talking.” — Kevin Tsai 

This is an excerpt from a famous Chinese book, The Art Of Talking by Chinese writer and TV host, Kevin Tsai. I think of this book when I hear my peers talk, chat, or argue about different topics. We really don’t care much about the way we talk to others. No one will actually tape his own voice and play it back at the end of the day. I once listened to my voice when I was doing a interview, and I felt really uncomfortable about my voice. I didn’t think the voice sounded like me. However, we can think in a different way: If we constantly listen to ourselves or pay attention to our voice volume and tone when we are talking, we will become better talkers.IMG_2354

When we are talking, we all want to be the dominator in the conversation. We always want to talk about ourselves. To be a good friend, however, we need to listen carefully to others. Try to avoid saying “I” in the conversation, instead, use “you” or “he.” Also, if you don’t want to be too blunt in front of newly made friends, then you should avoid those sensitive or potentially dangerous topics, such as age, relationships, politics, religion, etc. Some people have secrets that they don’t want to reveal, and others might have strong opinions about a certain issue that might cause arguments.

People want to hear compliments the most. We need to intentionally compliment our friends and make them feel special. Being a good friend doesn’t mean being honest or blunt. It means to place yourself in your friend’s shoes. Be empathetic. When we are asking someone for a favor, it is the same thing. We could use a little trick to achieve whatever we want. For example, when you want someone to cover for you at work, you may want to say, “Could you help me this time and I will substitute for you next month?”

Talking is an art, and it needs us to be studied and explored and practiced. A person who knows how to talk will be much more attractive than someone who knows how to dress.

 

–Edited by Gaven Li

Filed Under: Culture, Food, Interview, Letters, Politics Tagged With: art of, conversation, empathy, talking, Tsai

Contemplations on Mortality . . . via a Cricket on a Screen

December 17, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

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WANT NOTHING

Two weeks ago,
on an anxious return trip
from visiting foreign strands
(my living room carpet),
a cricket leaped onto the screen
of the French doors leading to dirt
and home.

Stiff now
and dry like weathered paper,
the cricket still fixes to the grid,
clinging to the mesh,
in crinkled desperation–

eyesore to the housekeeper
who, nevertheless,
lets it be,
a meditation each morning
on his own mortal instinct
to want.

Mr. Ken Sarkis, Drama Instructor and Poet

 

 
About this poem: Mr Sarkis shared his story about this poem with us:
“Ms Zachik regularly sends me wonderful creative-writing prompts.
About two months ago, she shared one that challenged me to look around
my house and find an object to contemplate and then to respond by
writing.

For months I had been looking at a dead cricket clinging to the
screen in my living room. It wanted to get outside, so it jumped on
the screen thinking that would lead to his getting ‘home’ to his
natural habitat. It died, stuck to the screen.

I sat on the sofa with a cup of coffee and thought about the
significance of it.

I thought: that little creature wanted something so desperately, it
actually died. I wondered if some of my desires, my wants, are so
strong they make me immobile, stuck, even lifeless.

I decided, instead of cleaning the screen and disposing of the
cricket, I should leave it there as a lesson. It is still there as a
reminder NOT to let my wants get in the way of my living.

I hope anyone who reads the poem will think about that.”

–Interview and editing done by Gaven Li

Filed Under: Arts & Letters Awards, Culture, Interview, Letters Tagged With: cricket, mortality, Mr. Sarkis

Amber’s Turn at “Funny Camp”

December 14, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Jim Wang instituted “Funny Camp”–a pause in our busy days . . . for humor, a joke, a funny story. Here is our “Funny Camp” Guest Host Amber and her take on “Funny Camp.”

–by Amber Zheng

IMG_2058Two ladies who didn’t yet speak English well came to America. They stayed at a motel during their trip. Then, one night, a rat appeared in their room. They freaked out, but they were too scared to get close to the rat and couldn’t think up any way to make it disappear. So they decided to call the front desk for help. Unfortunately, they didn’t know how to say the word “rat” in English. This ultimately leads to the following conversation when they talked with the motel staff at the front desk:
Front desk: “Hello, this is front desk. How may I help you?”
Guests: “Hi, do you know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here!”

–Edited by Trey Lucatero

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Funny Camp, rat, Tom and Jerry

Let’s “Czech” Out Crazy Czech Holidays

December 10, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

Vánoční trhy byly zahájeny 27. listopadu večer na Staroměstském náměstí v Praze.---The traditional Christmas market at Old Town Square in Prague, Czech Republic was started by lighting up a Christmas tree on Nov. 27, 2010. (CTK Photo/Michal Kamaryt)

It’s the holidays. We’re familiar with St. Nick, angels atop the Christmas tree, dreidels, coal, houses aglow with lights, luminaries. But, do you know what happens in the Czech Republic during the holidays? Special Correspondent Anna Kleckerova tells us.

–by Anna Kleckerova

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Devils also come to hospitals to make patients happy. In this picture is my friend Bara who is recovering from heart surgery.

 

 

The Czech Republic is a beautiful country with a wild history and culture. Parts of this are the crazy holidays and habits. First, I would like to speak about the “Devil Holiday,” which happens on the fifth of December. This holiday is very frightening for little kids because if they weren’t kind that year, they will be punished by scary devils. They come every year, around winter time, together with Mikuláš who carries a book of sins, a staff, a mitre (looks like the Pope’s hat), and wears a cross on his clothes. There is also an angel who eases the tense situation and makes it more enjoyable by bringing candy for children. The kids who weren’t kind and didn’t listen to their parents that year get potatoes and coal. In some cases they are kidnapped by the devils. The kind children that obey their parents have to sing a song or recite a poem. This allows them to be rewarded by the angel and Mikuláš.

Another weird Czech holiday occurs during Christmas. Czech people celebrate Christmas on the evening of December 24th. Entire families get together and have a fancy dinner with traditional Czech fish and potato salad. There are strange myths that surround this holiday. It is said that people who don’t eat the whole Christmas day will see a golden pig in the evening. It is said that if you float a small boat carrying a burning candle, and your candle is the last to extinguish in a flotilla of burning boat candles, you will live the longest. The biggest difference between the Czech Republic and America’s Christmas is that we don’t have Santa Claus. We have baby Jesus who comes every year to homes through the window to give presents to all of the children.

The last and craziest holiday is celebrated on Easter. Boys who live in villages go around to houses and hit girls on their butts with a whip made of willow wickerwork. In Czech, this whip is called Pomlázka. Every girl and woman, no matter her age, has to go through this. If she does not, then she will never find a husband and will die soon. IMG_0494Boys get painted eggs, chocolate, and candies from girls. Men get painted eggs and shots of alcohol. I did not have a chance to “enjoy” this tradition much growing up. I live in the capital city where this tradition isn’t as widespread. Most of my family lives in smaller towns or villages which gave me the opportunity to experience this yearly torture four times.

–Edited Chloe Sweeney

Filed Under: Culture, Humor, The World, Travel Tagged With: baby Jesus, Czech, holidays, Mikulas, mitre, Pomlazka

Running–We’re lovin’ it!

December 9, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 1 Comment

IMG_5371 –by Ashley Zhou

If persistence is the hardest thing in the world, running is the second hardest. After running for a period of time, runners mostly experience two levels of changes, both physical and mental. Today, I want to take a look at how running affects people.

The first phase usually comes with some physical tiredness and uncomfortableness. Your limbs get sore, and you feel exhausted. Many people are not able to stick with running because they cannot get used to those symptoms. However, after this phase, running gets easier, and runners start to enjoy the subtle changes of their bodies. They become fitter and more agile.IMG_2345
Runners also feel accomplished and satisfied after finishing a long run. It is the same feeling as achieving a tough goal or overcoming an insurmountable difficulty, which can surpass their physical exhaustion. More importantly, running for or as a team makes running easier and the satisfaction more apparent. For example, our school’s Cross Country team has been working hard the entire year. They enjoy not only the pleasure of running but also the pleasure of working as a team.

Our team coach and also science teacher Mrs. Sackett said: “I have been running for many years, completing three marathons and countless 5K and 10K races. Now, I really enjoy working with student athletes. It’s great to see their hard work pay off with improved times. But the best part is seeing the camaraderie and support that develops among my runners. They find ways to make it fun in 110-degree heat! Practicing in the morning this year was a great way to start the day.”

David Kocen, one of our Cross Country runners, also shared his experience of running with us. “I always run in the morning because, more often than not, my run will be the hardest thing I do all day. Completing the hardest task first puts me in the right frame of mind for the rest of the day. Regardless of what else happens, I have already run three miles or more and that in itself is a great accomplishment. The best part about running in my opinion is its ability to help you cope with all of life’s stresses–be they standardized tests, social issues, or just feeling crappy. If I wake up stressed out about some responsibilities I have that day or something I forgot to do the day before, running allows me to re-sync my perspective on life and helps me realize that, in almost every case, the thing I am worried about does not warrant me getting stressed. I think there are two reasons running is able to do this. The first one is it simply exhausts all the worry out of me. By the end of a run, I am too tired to get stressed. I am just happy I finished and am too caught up with feeling accomplished. I cannot focus on trivial stresses. The second reason is that during a run, my mind continues working but experiences an altered perception of reality, sort of like when you are drifting into sleep. It is hard to describe what exactly changes, but this different form of thinking is really good at finding solutions to problems, enhancing perspective, and making me see that everything will work out in the end. I think this is part of the reason why I like running so much. It allows me to think and see life through a different lens, even if it is just a result of lack of oxygen to the brain.”

–Edited by Gaven Li

Filed Under: Interview, School Events, Sports Tagged With: Cross Country, David Kocen, Mrs. Sackett, Running

The World According to Henry: A Guide to Book Burning

December 9, 2015 by szachik@pvs.org 4 Comments

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–by Henry Huang

Suppose someday you and your friends end up in a situation like the one in the movie The Day After Tomorrow where you’re trapped in a library while a blizzard rages outside. In order to survive, you have to burn books to keep warm. Now the question, which books would you burn?
Remember, you are trapped in a library–an institution intended to store knowledge. You can’t burn books that will influence the survival and advancement of human beings. So, forget the calculus books, agricultural pieces, and books of essential scientific discovery. They are so important that it is not worth burning them to save individual life.
So what should you burn?
I suggest your first category for burning be . . . Celebrity Biography. 0Don’t get me wrong; some biographies are good. However, some biographies like Kim Kardashian’s Selfish, which contains nothing but her selfies, should be burned. Mostly, a biography exists because it can inspire people. However, Celebrity Biographies often offer very little under the cover. Do we really need selfies of Kim Kardashian? Remember, in our hypothetical situation, we are in a severe winter snowstorm, and we need to warm ourselves to fend off freezing. Those Celebrity Biographies are usually heavy (in weight), usually more than three hundred pages. Just one burning copy could keep us warm for hours.
Next, burn anything about the zodiac.unnamed I know many people believe in the zodiac and fortune telling. However, think about it seriously. We are now in a huge huge crisis that involves the existence of human beings in a snowstorm. At this moment, all kinds of zodiac and fortune-telling things would not work anymore. The only thing that we need to focus on, at this moment, is survival. If you’re about to freeze to death, do you really need your fortune told?
These are two kinds of books that I would like to burn in this scenario. What is your choice of books for burning in a life-threatening snowstorm?

 

Henry floated a survey on “What Book What You Burn” on Facebook. Here are some of the replies . . . .

Many of the respondents believe that the first choice of books for burning should be the Twilight series. twilightThe reasons were mostly concentrated on the fact that Twilight is a poorly written book. According to one respondent, “Twilight promotes abusive relationships and is just bad literature in general.” The second most popular choice involves encyclopedias and dictionaries. The reasons are, “They have the most paper, so they have the most fuel”; “They are very big and fairly replaceable.” Surprisingly, the third most popular choice for burning for warmth and survival is the Bible. The reasons include more are available “in the future” and “the Bible is thick and burnable.” And, one of Henry’s personal favorite responses is “Burn Mein Kampf.”

 

Filed Under: Culture, Humor, Letters, The World Tagged With: anarchy, Bible, blizzard, book, dictionary, fire, library, Mein Kampf, The Day After Tomorrow

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